Using Pets To Get You Laid: SuperNews!

[torturelabs]

I loved the bison at 0:33 :p

[BlackOfTheWest]

I don't care for the content, how bad it is!

[mclean2010]

tell me why the wookie looks like lebron james

[SovereignStatesman]

Eating pussy at 0:26

[Boogyman4050]

If you ask a girl, if they want to watch you feed your python a rabbit and they say OK. Look out! LOL

[streetbob95]

So if men fill their holes with animals... what do women use to fill THEIR holes... men?

[VelkanKiador]

@streetbob95 A dildo

[Yashaboy117]

At 0:35 i thought i was looking at my ancester....hell i probley am

[ChocoToken]

"If you use a pet to fill the hole in your personality.. The chicks will sense that. Remember.. The one animal women can't resist... is a MAN."

^ Perfect moral.

[tss7s9]

lol even the dog is like "what a puppy??!!"

[TheGizmofromPizmo]

That wookie's naked.

[moerokz]

2:44 SHUT UP MAHM! *chomp* XD

[MrHoria9]

HEy hey lady this guy masturbates 10  times a day, LOL so funny!!!

[jhonypablito]

o0hhh its veryy go0dd : D i like this carto0n :) and the animalss talkin´ its perfect :)

[goeiecool9999]

3:26 the red fish gets out the tank

[binkati]

02:20 OMG HI SOUND JUST LIKE THE GUY IN UNFORGOTTEN REAMLMS!!

[Samihobbit]

Looks like you won't get princess Leia tonight, in fact, the only force you will feel tonight is from a hand solo xD

[Samihobbit]

a wookie xD

[MegaMusikMan]

i wonder what a bird means >.>

[wardogPC]

Cavemen have nothing to do with dinosaurs, but whatever, it's funny

[SoulDalto]

only stupid woman falls for that, and only stupid hopeless pathetic males do that.

[RadiohEraser]

I have to get me one of them wookies

[xXcupckakesXx]

terbo charged hump machene searching for poontang

[viveyutub14]

real good advice

[soldiergirlkemp]

The cat was the best part. He needs his own show!

[sirtrino]

Chewbacca is like a giant bear like Shaft and he's a bad motherfu- SHUT CHO MOUTH!

[thejoeking97]

i used apet to fill the hole in your mom...nah i kidding

[jaspie12]

i'm from

Holland- i'm Dutch- and not GAY

:p

[wiiplayer09]

its han solo idiot

[ToonSquad09]

@wiiplayer09 hey idiot listen to the joke

[eaglesfan424]

@wiiplayer09 dude listen very carefully, it's a joke

[rasz12x]

@wiiplayer09 dude the joke was hand solo listen to 4:15

[FlashingBunny]

Hand Solo xD

[afrosamuri290324324]

when she says ill grab some condoms made me think she was a man

[MattDuesk]

i woulda said hes been utered to the girls who love the wookie

[Rayquazaize]

lol, snake part's funny

[MrXxRobXX]

wookies get all the poon :(

[dclaver2]

im getting a wookie

[09kathrynnn]

lmfao, the wookie xD ..."the only force you'll be feeling is from hand solo" hahahahaha!

[weird4productions]

"Oh he's so cute. Lemme get some condoms." LOL

[no1saw]

i havent fed them in like 3 months,they stay alive somehow, i think they eat theyre own poo...wanna makeout?

LMFAO! wow.

[Stickyman714]

who cares 0:09

[branemark]

lucky wookie

[SimulatedStories]

Heheh... The cat one is working. I swear.

[aph613]

just when i thought this cartoon was dead, it shows me wrong!

[shadow60793]

lmfao handsolo

[goldjemowns]

LOL THE DOG ONE IS FUNNY

[rgman66]

Love the cat, good advice, giv 'em his own clip.

[hijimi963]

LOL AT THE CATS HAHA

[kbmalfho]

hahahaha aaaaaaaa!!!! those fishes,haha these guy masturbates like ten times a day ahahaha

[12pp123]

XD xD

[poetryrb]

Those fish kill me!

[mordy91]

3:42 ROFL!!

[PhoenixAngel429]

I haven't fed them in like 3 months but they stay alive somehow!

XD XD XD XD XD XD

[fakesteezepolice]

Maybe because they'd see that guys reflection masturbating. The reflection would use his other hand, so maybe the fish would feel overwhelmed, thinking that there are twice as many people masturbating around them.

[CarolineCarnivorous]

I would kinda like the snake guy xD

[fakesteezepolice]

I don't have a pet snake but I live with my parents ;?)

[dragon2359]

@fakesteezepolice hahaha very funny

[fakesteezepolice]

@dragon2359 not really. it's my life.

[janouy1234]

"This guy masturbates in front of us like allll the time" hahahahahaah

[Teranex]

Wookie owns!!!

[mejameser]

lol eating cats

[MrJojolamoule]

hmmm

[MrJojolamoule]

wtf

[pixulonko]

HAND SOLO!!!!

LOL

[TheFrogmanxxx]

o man animal use to find mate what a ref off

[RyuFalchionX]

Riiiiiight.

[jasenwest]

dude you need to cut of this kinda crap...... Ppl no longer believes in this kinda s**t

[ali0tis]

"Operation: Heavy Pet" in effect 2 quote Butthouse!

[angel4zeus13]

this totallyyyyyy was a waste of my fucking time!!!!

[pruanelover4ever]

oh baww your fault

[angel4zeus13]

fuck you

[WhoaKaela]

a dude at the river had a duck and he basically got laid right there in the water by his duck

[CiaraLovesNerds]

they forgot birds! D:>

[bernoulli1971]

From my experience, taking a dog to the dog-beach is the easiest way to meet girls. Wish I had known sooner; I would have got one well before I was 30. Avoid dog-parks though! Crazy and/or old ladies in there.

[m6m17]

BOY THE FISH ONE WAS SO FUNNY

[jystyle]

hand solo!! lol

[JohnnyVA28]

HAHAHAH

[ktmfreek]

cool (:

[jimani]

and that is true

[LaberTurk92]

yea the girls like the animals, they fucks with dogs or horses...

[SaraCHA88]

Guys do this all the time! Its happened to me This is so true!

[SaraCHA88]

xD!!!!!

[KnightKiller1000]

If only Aquaman and the petwisperer forgot her name could only translate to the women XP.

[hummiemd]

"and his syphilis" ahahah

[twrassi]

lol!!! 02:44 "Lazarus, I don't feel like playin around right now." Sounds just like Cartman (fat ass).

[Ludasgirl20]

that cat pat reminds me of family guy lol!!!!!!!!!

[hullibuloo]

The Whole thing reminds me of family guy

[yourneverknowblah]

lol!

[ItalianWarrior777]

I would never use a pet to get laid, that's dishonest

[ibanez33150]

LOL love the cat part!

Wookie is getting that Nookie,,,,!!!!

[belled101]

hands-solo....HILARIOUS!!!

[BartenderMix]

dauh, or something like that. princess laid tonight. looks like you'll be getting action from Hand solo. lolz

[BlackOnyx456]

ookay

[Tjellevejrup]

"looks like YOU won't be getting Princess Leiad tonight. the only force you'll be feeling is that of HAND Solo, heyyyyallllllll"

Haha, the wookie is drivin' the ladies "ceeerrrrraaazyyyy".. Love the old guy narrating..

[Pull0utBoy]

lol the metal head is fucking hilarious!

[sk8rlt]

copied my video

[dresden]

they forgot about hamsters!!!!

[Samsam2992]

Rodents say NOTHING good about a man. Especially gerbils or hamsters.

[mizzjefferson]

the fish and cat omg lol

[ToonSquad09]

LMFAOOOO!!!!! looks like your not going home with princess leia tonight, the only force your gonna feel is form hand solo lmfaoooo omg i died again! subed

[ToonSquad09]

turbo charged hump machine lmfao i died!

[GraphyteTV]

the fish were funny

[Pull0utBoy]

LOL the cat dude. "GET OUT OF HERE, SHE'S CRAZY!"

[CreativeCritisizm]

I like the part with the nigger trying to get laid by the white chick with the cats, & the part with the fish talking about masturbation, is this an after school special ?, shitty generation.

[TH3AnimeFreak]

whats the song at 2:18

[danutzxxx]

was wondering the same thing. its megadeth for sure

[gailquincy]

penis

[lostweat]

the fish part was hilarious.

[MDthornton83]

Hilarious.

[FreshZerglings]

lmao! this video rocks

[inuyashagirl86]

only kids nd teens can enjoy dis shit

(like me!)lol

<3

[Leadman1989]

I have a wookie

they eat like cows

shit like horses

and they smell

but are sooo cute : P

[trodmi]

From a Hand Solo... Ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ajajajskates]

the fish

[jiggy410]

Sage advice. lol

[tommyvanek26]

o no a puppy! lol

[Templarofsteel18]

best part is with the metalhead imo ^^

[foxcon666]

hahaha so hilarious, i laughed my guts out with the cat and the fish part XD

[avengrrr]

XDD

[roma042604]

"The one animal a woman can't resist... is a man." OMG PRICELESS

[undermanx]

handsolo xD

[maidenkid84]

MEGADETH!!!

[MetalHeadViking]

Man that was not Megadeth.

"Hand-Solo" LOL!

[SiNz86]

LoL!!! i was crying from laughter when i heard that... fkn classic :D LoL!!

[surfingbirdz]

i never get bored of these shows, if they were all that was on all day every day for the rest o my life and its like all i had to watch i wouldnt complain. 5STARS

[numbcore]

if only

[Naxxerlix]

They stay alive somehow .. i think they eat their own poop .. so fun haha =)

[Andragon90]

Megadeth ftw!

[kellierose0]

WTF?!

[dupsie]

the fishes were funny :))

[Emeexuqu]

i knew i should have wore that wookie costume at my friends haloween party last year ಠ_ಠ

[squeekygoose9]

lol

[Ramsez]

those chicks are ugly

[sk8rgrl6494]

they're animated -_-

[numbcore]

sigh..douchebag

[1035573]

Away from crazy cat ladies folks, I forwarned you. They' ll kill you if you damage one single hair from their pets.

As for big- dog loving women, well, you' ll never get a rental, but that' s ok, you can try to live in the park!!!

[SplendidImaginings]

"Dood you gotta get out of here! She's a crazy catlady alright! Now let's go -- I'm comin with you!" ROFLcopter all the way.

[RickRock117]

i want a wookie!!

[WhoElseButMichael]

oh man a puppy!

[CranTz21]

a Puupy =)))

[oheysamantha]

OMG A PUUUUPPY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[chick5581]

I like this vid! haha they should have this song standing by at every wedding just in case the groom backs down haha she really looks hot in the alley scene with the bangs and the butt shorts. that look just fits her.

[Cris7naldo]

That was cool... only this one thing... humans never coexisted with dinosaurs. Other than that, super cool ;-)

[Orenotter]

That's a myth. They actually did,

[Cwolfgal]

Hahaha but I use my big ass dog for the opposite reason XD

He projects a nice "stay the hell away" vibe for me XD

[angusm33]

THAT'S why dogs are mans best friend

[pilotoatomico]

MEGADETH OH YEAH!!!

[JetfirePrime]

''aww he likes you,better grab some condoms'' xD

[fenris245]

hand solo rofl

[Zoojay]

Great Stuff. I just wish I had an animal. So I could get laid. LOL

[KyleClarkUSA]

Girls that like me are desperate and girls that I like are my best friends so Im fucked =/ pets or no pets.

[Malzzel]

Same here, my friend. Same here.