Really? The Mormon religion is so painfully obviously a bunch of made up BULLSHIT from the lying pen of Joseph Smith. How can anyone in their right mind believe in it? So God is named Elohim and he is from the planet Kolob. He had two sons: Satan and Jesus. The souls that did not side with Jesus against Satan were cursed with being born as black people. And there are super tall people who live on the moon and they dress like Quackers. Stupid.
// Mormon missionaries don't act or sound like that. This is so unfunny because no studying went into this. If you want to parody Mormons actually know how real mormons act. I grew up in the LDS church and became inactive in college when came to accept that I'm gay. I enjoy well written lampooning about mormons. Trey Parker actually does it best with his film "Orgazmo" and on "South Park". This video is humorless because they're not believable characters. :I
If Joseph SmYth had been a true prophet, he would have told his followers that they could save a ton of money on their car insurance by switching to GEICO!!
I seriously considered joining LDS until I was kicked out of their services by an LDS Bishop due to his jealousy of my ability to move people to The Holy Spirit.
One Sunday, I let out la loud, stinky fart during services. People around me were suddenly moved by The Holy Spirit.
They all loudly proclaimed "Good God!!" Dear Lord, God Almighty!!" "JESUS Christ!!"
Then, they began waving their arms through the air, like Pentecostal Christians do; and this wasn't even a Pentecostal church!!
Haha...What a shitty movie reference. hahaha, dork.
By the way, I am white, straight and good looking. And for the record, you ARE infact trying to top insults (and failing miserably at it.) As for a certain religion determining what girls are hot, that is not a factor. You only like those Catholic mini skirted stereotypes seen in Porn.Catholicism has nothing to do with it. Go to Utah and you will find that Mormon girls were bred to be fucking sexy. do your homework. You fucking shit head.
Haha... your trying to top my insults, but you are just sounding like a jealous 9th grader who is scraping the bottom of the insult barrel. I don't give a fuck if you hate Mormons. I am sure you hate many more things as well. Women, Blacks, Jews, Catholics, Gays, Jehovah Witnesses... I'm sure your hate for the Mormons is really no skin off their backs. You are a hate filled prick and I am sure you will die in one of 3 ways:
I care because you are a hate filled, ignorant fuck who does not know shit about shit.
So fuck you and your grandma's computer your typing on. Im sure it is so choked with virus' from internet kiddy porn that I am surprised you can even use it. Don't let gam gam find out!!! And if you want to know where I live, lets exchange addy's via email. Im not posting where I live on here. But Im more than willing to meet up so I can fuck you up, you fuck bag..
I'm no Mormon, but they aren't these evil creatures you speak of. You sound like an angry ex-Mormon who got in trouble for diddling with some toddlers privates!!! Hahaha... I'd love to meet up with you, so sick pedophile fuck. Then we'd see who begs for mercy.
come on !!!! this is very funny if this film were censored because mormons think it's offensive i want to know where would the freedom of speech? i'm a catholic some many people have created movies about us laughing off and when they are attacked they show their fury come on !! only tolerance and more tolerance
what a funny !! i think mormons shouldn't be angry about this film it's only homour and a joke by the way person who made this video is too creative really i think that if the creator reads this congratulations you are great and don't be worry about opinion of mormons they are very serious people lol
what a funny !! i think mormons shouldn't be angry about this film it's only homour and a joke by the way person who made this video is too creative really i think that if the creator reads this congratulations you are great and don't be worry about opinion of mormons they are very serious people lol
Ahhhhh Ha Ha Ha Ha! Former Mormon here and damn sure glad I listened to my head and not the bishop when he told me in my 12th year to prepare for "gods work" in the mission field!! I bet those guys didnt take off their magic chonies to be "one together"! LOL
With or Without lube, carstonianANUS? Thank God for those who have a healthy sense of humor. Any returned missionary knows of the incredible stresses experienced in the "mission field", imposed by self, peers, and LDS friends and family. When, however, those few are found who actually have the intestinal fortitude to see past all the BS, and see the good in the intent of the missionaries, and have the wisdom to hold on to the good, all the stress is worth it, and we talk of Christ-luv all ya's
This video is a crack up! LOL There is definitely some truth to it, especially about the diversity part (i.e. color). That song "I got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart" is not an LDS song. It is very much a protestant Evangelical song that has been around a long time.
hahahahaha! this is so funny. its probably going on this very second.
most religions hate gays, not just the mormons... its supposed to be about acceptance and love and peace and harmony and balance and co-exsistance. gay, straight, black, white, anal or oral, whatever man...
To any1 who thinks any gay sex is bad, think about the only references in the bible are about gay prostitution or doing what doesn't come natural to you, like Paul said in Romans. also, look at the clip of the west wing when he talks about all the bible doctrines christians don't do anymore.
So with your logic, because Christians don't follow some laws from the Old Testament we shouldn't follow any laws from the Old Testament. Like Stealing, Murdering, etc.? Thank goodness for modern revelation and we don't have to pick and choose the laws we want to follow.
eit en la iglesia de jesucristo de los santos de los ultimos dias jamas sucederia algo asi la gente que subio ese video tiene que estar enferma o loca
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor athieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Cor 6:9-10
If they were gays, and they broked the chastity law, inmediatly they would be excommunicated."God forbids sexual activity of this kind"
The reply?:for though her sins are many, she has come unto me. Go, your sins are no more.
Person I just talked about broke chastity, and unfortunately, only reason gays have to break chastity is because gay marriage isn't legal yet. Don't worry though. If black and white people could get married together so soon after Martin Luthor King, gays will have there day
Fabulous production! Enjoyed it immensly. That is how I wanted to handle a mormon elder missionary years ago, but didn't have the guts. Sex is a reward~ something that is spontanous.
Yep I thought so, another broke back mountain scene. Oh fuckin Jesus! That was damn funny! That's just a bad as the pedophile cardinals getting away with molesting children.
I have known Gays in the church to go straight and even do a mission and go to the temple it can be done that person just has to do it himself he has to want to do it he can get help but the thin line is himself i wish you would try and get a grip on the gospel
absolute rubbish, not even correct Mormon attire no name tags never call elders by their christian names whT are you trying to do win an academy award? not !!!!
you obviously do not follow the gospel you know that that sort of thing is not what Heavenly father would want does that answer your question obviously not you should take a good look at yourself and think before you give replies like that
I agree, your 'heavenly father is a dour soul, busy on the planet Kolob, providing "revealations" to Prohet Gordon B. HinKKKley that Mormon girls should not wear more than one set of ear rings while not bothering to mention anything at all to HincKKKley about Hurricane Katrina, the attacks of 9/11, the Indonesian Tsunami, or the fact that an asst. professor at BYU was filming teenage girls undressing.
I'm talking about the moronic beliefs of Mormons, and the asinine teachings of LDS.
No one forced you to watch this vid; if you find it so offensive, then just pack your holier than thou ass out of here, & go watch something that won't offend you!!
You'll pardon me for not really being able to respond to your last posting as I would like to.
I'm going to buy a new rock to put in my hat so that I can translate your posting, which was written in a secret LDS language called "Reformed Gibberish"!!
Then its too awful bad you can't keep your testimony to yourself. On the contrary, you feel compelled to vomit your credulity on everyone else. Why? Because deep down you know it's a big load dingo droppings. Hear me, mate?
I guess the basic thrust of alby's comment is that I'm afraid. (The rest didn't make any sense to me, so I don't know how to respond.) Does anyone else know what he's talking about?
I think we should all congratulate alby for finally using a period to mark the ending of one sentence and the beginning of another. Now, if we could only see some similar reforms in his fear-choked, superstitious worldview...
i am definately not fearful of life death or the church or God for that matter God is meant to be loved as he loves unconditionally you know that only too well please explain what you are meaning by me being fear chked and superstitious
what if someone was insulting what YOU belive in and you just sit back and RELAX! no, that's not how society works...i don't know what planet your on!
First off, what Muslim would really say, "I'll get jihaddy and chop your head off?" Most intelligent people here probably understood that I was making a joke. Secondly....
I don't understand your run-on sentence with the double exclamation points. Maybe you should send me another private message telling me to keep my mouth shut about temple ordinances.
i thought you wanted to cut my head off its a long way to travel to Aussieland and i am glad that you read my PRIVATE message i hope you will take council from it
"You made promises in the temple when you took out your ordinances," Mr. alby451 told me in that message, adding, "so keep your mouth close[d] to the sacredness of the temple." I kept my mouth closed for 22 years. No longer. I'm just getting started.
Mormons are strange huh?! You're an idiot and obviously completely ignorant. I'm the coolest Mother Fuckin' Mormon you'll ever meet ass clown! I'd love to give you the smack down!!!!
u are so retarded, dont talk about a prophet like that if u dont wanna be dumb right now for the rest of yr life. You really dont know wat u talkin about
weird? becoze we dont drink, smoke and fuck before gettiing married? Wat about those people living at the time of jesus or even before. Are they weird for doing the same things. What about Jesus is he weird too? u dont know wat u talkin about
There are normal religions "weirdo!" that believe that those things are wrong. In every religion there are people that don't practice everything they are taught in church including yours. Does your church condone saying fuck when talking about your religion? If they do, I would say that is weird and a little sad!
no, if you serve a mission you wear a nametag saying elder or sister and then thier last name. LIKE MY BROTHER! he's going to Taiwan to serve a mission. he'll be there for 2 years/3 months in the missionary training center learning the language. but if you're mormon you don't wear a nametag..just on missions.
my friend, how can you say that we mormons are not christian? can't you see that the true name of our church bears the name of christ. i know that jesus christ is our saviour, he died for us. and I know we are true followers of christ.
If Jesus is your savior why must you go on missions, wear the garment, know a secret hand shake. Women must have their husband say their "sacred" name to get into heaven? When John the Baptist was asked what must be done to be saved he said "repent and be baptised". Jesus said "your faith has saved you". Why do even some Christians think that it is earned?
I'm Mormon too, and there certainly is a secret handshake, which you know if you've been to the temple. God may not like me spilling beans about temple ordinances, but he definitely doesn't like lying. Do you even have a recommend, or have you ever?
If a cat said it was a dog, that wouldn't make it so. You can put Jesus Christ in the title of your church but he's not the Jesus of the Bible. He's an invention from the mind of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young. Read the Bible, get to know the REAL Jesus, not the Mormon Jesus.
Did your Jesus have 3 wives, children and was a spirit brother of Satan, a created being of Elohim? The answer is yes. Then He's not the Jesus of the Bible. Where are the manuscripts to the golden plates?
Can you point out where in the BIBLE it mentions "the highest benifeit". You tellin me that your Jesus is the same as christian churches. Christians may disagree on a few things, but we all agree that your Jesus is different.
I will answer for lowellrichardlowe3rd: No, he can't find it in the Bible. Their Jesus is our spirit brother and he atoned for our sins in the Garden of Gethsemane, not on the cross. That's how twisted the LDS doctrine is. To them the cross was no big deal.
They aren't the fastest growing. They like to say they are but they aren't. Other faiths are growing faster than the Mormons. Just like their finances, we'll never know the true numbers. They've a secretive organization which is one trait of a cult, along with many others they qualify for.
Well that was a waste of my time. You all need to take the time to actually see what the church is about and all the good that comes from it. If any of you all have mormon friends you all will know how good of people they are. but if you dont know anyone that is mormon (which im sure you do but just dont know it) dont criticize what you dont know about.
"Latter-day Saints know, through modern revelation, that the Garden of Eden was on the North American continent and that Adam and Eve began their conquest of the earth in the upper part of what is now the state of Missouri. It seems very probable that the children of our first earthly parents moved down along the fertile, pleasant lands of the Mississippi valley." (John A. Widtsoe, Evidences and Reconciliations,p. 127)
Whether i do or not. does the exact location of where the garden of eden take place play that big a role of what you think of the LDS church? To me that is a minor detail in the grand scheme of things. Whats more important to me is why im here. what jesus christ did for me and what god expects of me. but to answer your question we know the garden of eden was somewhere on this earth. why couldnt it have been here in america? it was thousands of years ago.
Because Genesis 2:10-14 says exactly where it is. Widtsoe was a member of the Quorum of 12 and said this was a revelation. If false, then that undermines your church's belief in apostles and prophets. That doesn't concern you?
As a gay mormon, well, ex-mormon, I have to say that was quite amusing. Even though much of it isn't really how things are. I used to want to have completely monocromatic outfits on my mission because that would have more matched my mood of basically involuntary servitude under the threat of being disowned and going to hell. Anyway, good job! Especially on the international male bit. LMAO.
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Really? The Mormon religion is so painfully obviously a bunch of made up BULLSHIT from the lying pen of Joseph Smith. How can anyone in their right mind believe in it? So God is named Elohim and he is from the planet Kolob. He had two sons: Satan and Jesus. The souls that did not side with Jesus against Satan were cursed with being born as black people. And there are super tall people who live on the moon and they dress like Quackers. Stupid.
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Have u lied? Have u stolen? Jesus said if you look at a woman with lust you have committed adultery with her in your heart. have u done that?
If God judge’s u by the Ten Commandments will u be innocent or guilty? Heaven or Hell? Does this concern you?
Do u need a Savior from your sins?
Jesus (The Son of God)came, lived a sinless life, died on the cross (for our sins) and rose again on the third day.
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LOL! Hilarious. Thanks.
carrotjuse 1 year ago
Awesome!
MrAbebrown 1 year ago
// Mormon missionaries don't act or sound like that. This is so unfunny because no studying went into this. If you want to parody Mormons actually know how real mormons act. I grew up in the LDS church and became inactive in college when came to accept that I'm gay. I enjoy well written lampooning about mormons. Trey Parker actually does it best with his film "Orgazmo" and on "South Park". This video is humorless because they're not believable characters. :I
RenLudwig 1 year ago
this video is a sad.
physicsiscrazy 1 year ago
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this is so improper. so disrespectful. this is NOT what us mormons stand for.
mcmallory97 1 year ago
this is so improper. so disrespectful. this is N OT what us mormons stand for.
mcmallory97 1 year ago
this is offending. if u were a real missionary wheres ur name tag? T.T
lxfallenstarzz 1 year ago
Hilarious and more true than many ex-missionaries want to admit
ToolFan68 1 year ago 2
stupid
actionjacksonh 1 year ago
this is SO disrespectful!
girlyloop101 1 year ago
Mormons are hot.
DirtyUncleTommy 1 year ago
"dont take the lords name in vain!!" hahaha hilarious until the homo part went too far then it just got disturbing.
Madabird 1 year ago
Quiz time!
Are you guys aware of the seer stone Joseph used to 'translate' BOM?
What about that he was considered the "village magician" and he was a treasure seeker with his dad and uncle.
What about the trial AND CONVICTION of his treasure hunting scams?
What of his many (33) polygamous wives?
True? Or False?
Fact is: BOM = Joke. Entire passages ripped out of KJV Bible (namely Isaiah and the gospels), the rest - pure folklore and fiction!
Don't believe me - look it up!
williamstdog9 1 year ago
i find this offensive
loveme0983 2 years ago
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I thought this was a naughty video. Losers.
chriscathsmith 2 years ago
If Joseph SmYth had been a true prophet, he would have told his followers that they could save a ton of money on their car insurance by switching to GEICO!!
It's so easy, even a Lamanite could do it!!
Outlaw1257 2 years ago 9
LOL XD
JonathanClement140 2 years ago
The fact that you sound serious about your remarks prompts me to stop talking to you. Kinda - wacko
James92802 2 years ago
You are mixing up beauty with horny.
James92802 2 years ago
I seriously considered joining LDS until I was kicked out of their services by an LDS Bishop due to his jealousy of my ability to move people to The Holy Spirit.
One Sunday, I let out la loud, stinky fart during services. People around me were suddenly moved by The Holy Spirit.
They all loudly proclaimed "Good God!!" Dear Lord, God Almighty!!" "JESUS Christ!!"
Then, they began waving their arms through the air, like Pentecostal Christians do; and this wasn't even a Pentecostal church!!
Outlaw1257 2 years ago
LMFAO
LBloggie 2 years ago
@Outlaw1257 that is such a lie.
builtfordtoughf150 1 year ago
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This is stupid kaka
TrueChurchLDS 3 years ago
i know mormons and they aren't these dorky losers they may be mormon but they aren't omish jeez
cruztheeel 3 years ago
Haha...What a shitty movie reference. hahaha, dork.
By the way, I am white, straight and good looking. And for the record, you ARE infact trying to top insults (and failing miserably at it.) As for a certain religion determining what girls are hot, that is not a factor. You only like those Catholic mini skirted stereotypes seen in Porn.Catholicism has nothing to do with it. Go to Utah and you will find that Mormon girls were bred to be fucking sexy. do your homework. You fucking shit head.
Broadger 3 years ago
Haha... your trying to top my insults, but you are just sounding like a jealous 9th grader who is scraping the bottom of the insult barrel. I don't give a fuck if you hate Mormons. I am sure you hate many more things as well. Women, Blacks, Jews, Catholics, Gays, Jehovah Witnesses... I'm sure your hate for the Mormons is really no skin off their backs. You are a hate filled prick and I am sure you will die in one of 3 ways:
Choking on sausage
Choking on baby dick
Heart Attack
Choking on my dick
Broadger 3 years ago
one quick question...
how many beenie babies did you buy up back in the 1990's to try and lure little kids to your grandmas basement? And how many do you still have?
:)
Broadger 3 years ago
I care because you are a hate filled, ignorant fuck who does not know shit about shit.
So fuck you and your grandma's computer your typing on. Im sure it is so choked with virus' from internet kiddy porn that I am surprised you can even use it. Don't let gam gam find out!!! And if you want to know where I live, lets exchange addy's via email. Im not posting where I live on here. But Im more than willing to meet up so I can fuck you up, you fuck bag..
Broadger 3 years ago
I'm no Mormon, but they aren't these evil creatures you speak of. You sound like an angry ex-Mormon who got in trouble for diddling with some toddlers privates!!! Hahaha... I'd love to meet up with you, so sick pedophile fuck. Then we'd see who begs for mercy.
Cry baby :)
Broadger 3 years ago
cry baby :( :( :(
Broadger 3 years ago
Personally I love it...maybe something for next roleplay-session if I found a boyfriend...I know all the songs ;)
JustPhil22 3 years ago
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carrotjuse 3 years ago
Pretty funny.
carrotjuse 3 years ago
funny, lol/
drewskione 3 years ago
come on !!!! this is very funny if this film were censored because mormons think it's offensive i want to know where would the freedom of speech? i'm a catholic some many people have created movies about us laughing off and when they are attacked they show their fury come on !! only tolerance and more tolerance
ivanwwe1 3 years ago
this is film is not anti mormon many people have said that but it's not an anti mormon film justit's a simple film
ivanwwe1 3 years ago
K that was funny!!
AJ0the0Okie 3 years ago
what a funny !! i think mormons shouldn't be angry about this film it's only homour and a joke by the way person who made this video is too creative really i think that if the creator reads this congratulations you are great and don't be worry about opinion of mormons they are very serious people lol
ivanwwe1 3 years ago
what a funny !! i think mormons shouldn't be angry about this film it's only homour and a joke by the way person who made this video is too creative really i think that if the creator reads this congratulations you are great and don't be worry about opinion of mormons they are very serious people lol
ivanwwe1 3 years ago
Ahhhhh Ha Ha Ha Ha! Former Mormon here and damn sure glad I listened to my head and not the bishop when he told me in my 12th year to prepare for "gods work" in the mission field!! I bet those guys didnt take off their magic chonies to be "one together"! LOL
gancheff0108 3 years ago
that was so gay.. and not true
luishernandez08 3 years ago
Ahhh, isn't that just sweet. LOL
DannyQDempsey 3 years ago
With or Without lube, carstonianANUS? Thank God for those who have a healthy sense of humor. Any returned missionary knows of the incredible stresses experienced in the "mission field", imposed by self, peers, and LDS friends and family. When, however, those few are found who actually have the intestinal fortitude to see past all the BS, and see the good in the intent of the missionaries, and have the wisdom to hold on to the good, all the stress is worth it, and we talk of Christ-luv all ya's
shrub09 3 years ago
Screw you fags!
carstoniandus 3 years ago
This video is a crack up! LOL There is definitely some truth to it, especially about the diversity part (i.e. color). That song "I got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart" is not an LDS song. It is very much a protestant Evangelical song that has been around a long time.
Jacksonholenativ 3 years ago
This is more anti-mormon bigoted propaganda from homosexual groups. I call it like it is, and this is a disgusting and foul video.
ltaylorhunt 4 years ago
What an idiot you are, Italy!!
This was a student film poking fun at Mobot Missionaries....not hate-filled propaganda.
It was very funny.
Outlaw1257 4 years ago
no way these guys are mormons.
jacquelinewbb32 4 years ago
These guysare actors, not LDS Mobots. This was a student film.
Clauduall;
Trust me you are not alone,
I laughed my butt off!!
Outlaw1257 4 years ago 2
hahahahaha! this is so funny. its probably going on this very second.
most religions hate gays, not just the mormons... its supposed to be about acceptance and love and peace and harmony and balance and co-exsistance. gay, straight, black, white, anal or oral, whatever man...
jimthebilbrey 4 years ago
Wow, I think I'm the only one who actually noticed this is supposed to be humorous...(and it is)
claudiall 4 years ago
To any1 who thinks any gay sex is bad, think about the only references in the bible are about gay prostitution or doing what doesn't come natural to you, like Paul said in Romans. also, look at the clip of the west wing when he talks about all the bible doctrines christians don't do anymore.
8200yt 4 years ago
So with your logic, because Christians don't follow some laws from the Old Testament we shouldn't follow any laws from the Old Testament. Like Stealing, Murdering, etc.? Thank goodness for modern revelation and we don't have to pick and choose the laws we want to follow.
micahstubz 3 years ago
Stooopid! Hahaha!
TVrawks301 4 years ago
RE-TARDED
sbf1100 4 years ago
eit en la iglesia de jesucristo de los santos de los ultimos dias jamas sucederia algo asi la gente que subio ese video tiene que estar enferma o loca
realsha 4 years ago
Not even mormons, just 2 homos thinking their funny. gay people disgust me.
Alcalbio 4 years ago
Mormons are fucking queer
wrestlingMozfan 4 years ago
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor athieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
1 Cor 6:9-10
If they were gays, and they broked the chastity law, inmediatly they would be excommunicated."God forbids sexual activity of this kind"
santillanrh 4 years ago
And the man said unto Jesus, why forgive her?
The reply?:for though her sins are many, she has come unto me. Go, your sins are no more.
Person I just talked about broke chastity, and unfortunately, only reason gays have to break chastity is because gay marriage isn't legal yet. Don't worry though. If black and white people could get married together so soon after Martin Luthor King, gays will have there day
8200yt 4 years ago
Why?..............again why?
myway43 4 years ago
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fuck the morons! DEVILS!!
xolotlacuilo 4 years ago
So disrespectful..
Dsteph07 4 years ago 2
Fabulous production! Enjoyed it immensly. That is how I wanted to handle a mormon elder missionary years ago, but didn't have the guts. Sex is a reward~ something that is spontanous.
LeoBurns728 4 years ago
Those guys are not even LDS missionaries how LAME IS THIS! knocturnalzoo just wants them to be GAY because he is.
aesweet 4 years ago
excellent production
YourSuperiorSays 4 years ago
Yep I thought so, another broke back mountain scene. Oh fuckin Jesus! That was damn funny! That's just a bad as the pedophile cardinals getting away with molesting children.
spiritprofessor 4 years ago
That's funny. Fine video production. Enjoyed it. What's with all the mormon missionary homoerotica?
mainue 4 years ago
man, some people are wierd,ive been looking up mormon stuff on you tube and you guys gotta get a life, and stop hating on the mormons....
braddahsho 4 years ago
Perhaps you'd think differently if you had been personally caught up in the sticky web of mormon culture, like some of us have.
seethebright 4 years ago
how is it insulting? a lot of mormon missionaries turn out gay. i did.
jakeinsf 4 years ago
then you really do need help then dont you?
alby451 4 years ago
Actually, you do, alby. Or maybe you think he can pray himself straight?
seethebright 4 years ago
I have known Gays in the church to go straight and even do a mission and go to the temple it can be done that person just has to do it himself he has to want to do it he can get help but the thin line is himself i wish you would try and get a grip on the gospel
alby451 4 years ago
I wish you would try to get help with rational thinking. They have not gone straight, you imbecile. They have just repressed their sexuality.
alphabetsoup20 4 years ago
stupid
samuelsud 4 years ago
Thoroughly enjoyed the video. Well written and acted and very funny. Thanks.
Islwynpaul 4 years ago
pretty good
drewswift 4 years ago
LOL @ not mormons
ReLentLessOn3 4 years ago
wow, interesting how many people hate mormons.
btfogelberg 4 years ago
women can't be married twice. she had to divorce one.
btfogelberg 4 years ago
ok. that was educational. um. im gonna go vomit or something. bye.
TiroTarasin 4 years ago
Love it!
gsotoaz 4 years ago
lmfao
what are you guys bitchin about?
its in fuckin comedy you stupid heads :]
k4nnun 4 years ago
of course you would know wouldnt you !!!
alby451 4 years ago
absolute rubbish, not even correct Mormon attire no name tags never call elders by their christian names whT are you trying to do win an academy award? not !!!!
alby451 4 years ago
This is just a comedy video. It never claimed to be real. Did this happen to you or did you wish this happened to you? Is that why your so defensive?
homeless314 4 years ago
you obviously do not follow the gospel you know that that sort of thing is not what Heavenly father would want does that answer your question obviously not you should take a good look at yourself and think before you give replies like that
alby451 4 years ago
Alby451:
I agree, your 'heavenly father is a dour soul, busy on the planet Kolob, providing "revealations" to Prohet Gordon B. HinKKKley that Mormon girls should not wear more than one set of ear rings while not bothering to mention anything at all to HincKKKley about Hurricane Katrina, the attacks of 9/11, the Indonesian Tsunami, or the fact that an asst. professor at BYU was filming teenage girls undressing.
Outlaw1257 4 years ago
what the heck are you talking about???
alby451 4 years ago
I'm talking about the moronic beliefs of Mormons, and the asinine teachings of LDS.
No one forced you to watch this vid; if you find it so offensive, then just pack your holier than thou ass out of here, & go watch something that won't offend you!!
Outlaw1257 4 years ago
sad sad guy that your really dont know well as i said have a nice day
alby451 4 years ago
Alby:
You'll pardon me for not really being able to respond to your last posting as I would like to.
I'm going to buy a new rock to put in my hat so that I can translate your posting, which was written in a secret LDS language called "Reformed Gibberish"!!
Outlaw1257 4 years ago
your comments are exhillerating. I have the spirit stronger because of them
alby451 4 years ago
explain
seethebright 4 years ago
havent you heard of a testamony of the gosple there is no explanation necessary
alby451 4 years ago
Sounds familiar. Where have I heard something like this before....? OH YEAH! It's from that old ward teacher's message:
"When our leaders speak, the thinking has been done."
What a brilliant worldview to bestow upon our children.
seethebright 4 years ago
Then its too awful bad you can't keep your testimony to yourself. On the contrary, you feel compelled to vomit your credulity on everyone else. Why? Because deep down you know it's a big load dingo droppings. Hear me, mate?
seethebright 4 years ago
then you are the one needing help and guidence. you obviously do nt have a testemony are you afraid? i somehow think so
alby451 4 years ago
I guess the basic thrust of alby's comment is that I'm afraid. (The rest didn't make any sense to me, so I don't know how to respond.) Does anyone else know what he's talking about?
alphabetsoup20 4 years ago
Sorry--i made this comment in the wrong thread, pleeeez disregard. Sorry!
alphabetsoup20 4 years ago
I think we should all congratulate alby for finally using a period to mark the ending of one sentence and the beginning of another. Now, if we could only see some similar reforms in his fear-choked, superstitious worldview...
seethebright 4 years ago
i am definately not fearful of life death or the church or God for that matter God is meant to be loved as he loves unconditionally you know that only too well please explain what you are meaning by me being fear chked and superstitious
alby451 4 years ago
"I'm talking about the moronic beliefs of Mormons, and the asinine teachings of LDS."
You do know that LDS and mormon are the same thing right LOL
ReLentLessOn3 4 years ago
Alby you are without doubt a self righteous, judgemental Mormon asshole.
If this offends you, then I say "WONDERFUL"!!
Outlaw1257 4 years ago
And i say to you young fella, have a lovely day and God Bless you
alby451 4 years ago
at my age mate it could never happen to me
alby451 4 years ago
Alby451:
Call 1-800- GETALIFE !!
Outlaw1257 4 years ago
outlaw1257, thanks for that I do have a life and it is very spiritual I dont need the life you lead thanks
alby451 4 years ago
whoever made this CLEARLY wasn't mormon.
1st off: it's not true
2nd: even if this did happen they would have been taken out of thier mission
3rd: THEY'RE NOT EVEN WEARING A MISSIONARY TAG!
what are you trying to teach people?
you lie to get people to like you?
goes to show what kind of person you are!
gosh, why can't this world be fair to others?!
i've never once in my life bashed on another church! and what do they do? make up some balogna and crap about us?!
ugg...
nicolet311 4 years ago
Nocolet311:
Cool your jets, Cuz!!
It's a satire!! No redeeming social value, no "message", no mind boggling or state of consciosness altering matters to ponder;
It's just a few guys with a camera having a little fun!!
Relax!!
Outlaw1257 4 years ago
relax?
what religion are you?
it doesn't matter...
what if someone was insulting what YOU belive in and you just sit back and RELAX! no, that's not how society works...i don't know what planet your on!
relax....you've gatta be crazy!
nicolet311 4 years ago
It's just a few people with a vid. camera making a joke out of a religion that was a joke long before they were even born.
Outlaw1257 4 years ago
outlaw, you get around, donchya?
btfogelberg 4 years ago
I'm Muslim, so shut your face or I'll get jihaddy and chop your head off.
seethebright 4 years ago
sad person first you say your Mormon then Muslim make up your mind
alby451 4 years ago
First off, what Muslim would really say, "I'll get jihaddy and chop your head off?" Most intelligent people here probably understood that I was making a joke. Secondly....
seethebright 4 years ago
"I'll get jihaddy and chop your head off"--you honestly think I'd say that if I was a Muslim? I'm Mormon.
seethebright 4 years ago
Sorry for the redundant re-post. We head-chopping Muslims are kind of dumb when it comes to the Internets.
seethebright 4 years ago
Bring it on you have a long way to travel!!
alby451 4 years ago
I don't understand your run-on sentence with the double exclamation points. Maybe you should send me another private message telling me to keep my mouth shut about temple ordinances.
seethebright 4 years ago
i thought you wanted to cut my head off its a long way to travel to Aussieland and i am glad that you read my PRIVATE message i hope you will take council from it
alby451 4 years ago
You have a serious problem with punctuation. You should pray about that.
seethebright 4 years ago
"You made promises in the temple when you took out your ordinances," Mr. alby451 told me in that message, adding, "so keep your mouth close[d] to the sacredness of the temple." I kept my mouth closed for 22 years. No longer. I'm just getting started.
seethebright 4 years ago
What is the name of that song, and which artist?
JonathanClement140 4 years ago
When you go fishing, how do you keep a mormon from drinking all your beer?....... You take another Mormon to watch him
floagent 4 years ago 3
ha ha ha funny
alby451 4 years ago
if this was really mormon on mormon they would be in the bushes
frickenfraken 4 years ago
ROFL....that was soo funny!
rew3737 4 years ago 2
what does this have to do with mormons? I know they are weird as shit, but this video doesn't make sense.
ichbinarbeiten 4 years ago
Mormons are strange huh?! You're an idiot and obviously completely ignorant. I'm the coolest Mother Fuckin' Mormon you'll ever meet ass clown! I'd love to give you the smack down!!!!
evolutionsolutionco 4 years ago
Mormons? Wierd?? Why would anyone think that?
Outlaw1257 4 years ago
o.o As a Mormon you should cuss, Did you read the SfY hand book?
ReLentLessOn3 4 years ago
Ichbin:
It's SATIRE!!
A student Vid poking fun at Mormons!!
Seriously, your attempts to analyze too deeply here will simply be wasted!!
I thought that it was very funny!!
Outlaw1257 4 years ago
the look like real mormons
frickenfraken 4 years ago
Hinckley is proof we came from monkeys. LOL!
PlanetMaker7 4 years ago
u are so retarded, dont talk about a prophet like that if u dont wanna be dumb right now for the rest of yr life. You really dont know wat u talkin about
jessnc 4 years ago
Mormons are weird, but they are not bad people. I can think of others that our worse for our community than Mormons.
mariestl 4 years ago 4
weird? becoze we dont drink, smoke and fuck before gettiing married? Wat about those people living at the time of jesus or even before. Are they weird for doing the same things. What about Jesus is he weird too? u dont know wat u talkin about
jessnc 4 years ago
You don't know what your talking about! The people in Jesus' time did drink and have non-marital sex. It is in the bible.
atexn4christ 4 years ago 3
Again, when the entire Bible is read, the story makes sense. All those people who do things wrong... look at how it goes for them later.
Reading a little of the Bible, just listening at church for your growth... that is going nowhere.
Reading personally, praying, talking to God... These will bring better results than even the "Buns of steel" video.
youmissedyourturn 4 years ago 2
i like how you stand up for what you believe. i'm tired of all this discrimination.
nicolet311 4 years ago
There are normal religions "weirdo!" that believe that those things are wrong. In every religion there are people that don't practice everything they are taught in church including yours. Does your church condone saying fuck when talking about your religion? If they do, I would say that is weird and a little sad!
mariestl 4 years ago 3
ALL YOU MORMON haters are stupid. THESE ARE NOT EVEN REAL MORMONS!! They arent wearing the name tags that our church gives us!!!!
shelley11301130 4 years ago
You're not a Mormon if you don't wear your name tag???
jennls85 4 years ago
no, if you serve a mission you wear a nametag saying elder or sister and then thier last name. LIKE MY BROTHER! he's going to Taiwan to serve a mission. he'll be there for 2 years/3 months in the missionary training center learning the language. but if you're mormon you don't wear a nametag..just on missions.
nicolet311 4 years ago
LOL
you'd be surprised how many closeted gay mormons there are too
jeanna17 4 years ago
Wina5,
Christ called them, "whited seplicres."
scubielouie 4 years ago
Satan lies he will not come to you and ask to him. I am not saying that LDS is a satanic cult, but you gotta admit they are not christian.
atexn4christ 4 years ago
my friend, how can you say that we mormons are not christian? can't you see that the true name of our church bears the name of christ. i know that jesus christ is our saviour, he died for us. and I know we are true followers of christ.
wina5 4 years ago 2
If Jesus is your savior why must you go on missions, wear the garment, know a secret hand shake. Women must have their husband say their "sacred" name to get into heaven? When John the Baptist was asked what must be done to be saved he said "repent and be baptised". Jesus said "your faith has saved you". Why do even some Christians think that it is earned?
atexn4christ 4 years ago
Saved he could have been, but not the highest benifeit.
Lowellrichardlowe3rd 4 years ago
im mormon and have no clue about a secret hand shake..OH!maybe because there is none.
nicolet311 4 years ago
I'm Mormon too, and there certainly is a secret handshake, which you know if you've been to the temple. God may not like me spilling beans about temple ordinances, but he definitely doesn't like lying. Do you even have a recommend, or have you ever?
seethebright 4 years ago
win-
If a cat said it was a dog, that wouldn't make it so. You can put Jesus Christ in the title of your church but he's not the Jesus of the Bible. He's an invention from the mind of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young. Read the Bible, get to know the REAL Jesus, not the Mormon Jesus.
armadillo1932 4 years ago
Mormons read the Bible and the Book of Mormon acually, we know who he is.
Lowellrichardlowe3rd 4 years ago
Lowellrichardlowe3rd-
Did your Jesus have 3 wives, children and was a spirit brother of Satan, a created being of Elohim? The answer is yes. Then He's not the Jesus of the Bible. Where are the manuscripts to the golden plates?
armadillo1932 4 years ago
Lowellrichardlowe3rd-
Why do the Mormons bother reading the Bible since it's a "corrupted" book in the words of your prophets?
armadillo1932 4 years ago
AMEN brother
atexn4christ 4 years ago
Can you point out where in the BIBLE it mentions "the highest benifeit". You tellin me that your Jesus is the same as christian churches. Christians may disagree on a few things, but we all agree that your Jesus is different.
atexn4christ 4 years ago
atexm4christ-
I will answer for lowellrichardlowe3rd: No, he can't find it in the Bible. Their Jesus is our spirit brother and he atoned for our sins in the Garden of Gethsemane, not on the cross. That's how twisted the LDS doctrine is. To them the cross was no big deal.
armadillo1932 4 years ago
Its scary that they are the fastest growing "church". Most members don't even know all the things that they are supporting and believe in.
atexn4christ 4 years ago
atexn4christ-
They aren't the fastest growing. They like to say they are but they aren't. Other faiths are growing faster than the Mormons. Just like their finances, we'll never know the true numbers. They've a secretive organization which is one trait of a cult, along with many others they qualify for.
armadillo1932 4 years ago
oh yeah
ask me a question
jessnc 4 years ago
rofl
k4nnun 4 years ago
Well that was a waste of my time. You all need to take the time to actually see what the church is about and all the good that comes from it. If any of you all have mormon friends you all will know how good of people they are. but if you dont know anyone that is mormon (which im sure you do but just dont know it) dont criticize what you dont know about.
kcmassie 4 years ago
kcmassie, do you believe this?
"Latter-day Saints know, through modern revelation, that the Garden of Eden was on the North American continent and that Adam and Eve began their conquest of the earth in the upper part of what is now the state of Missouri. It seems very probable that the children of our first earthly parents moved down along the fertile, pleasant lands of the Mississippi valley." (John A. Widtsoe, Evidences and Reconciliations,p. 127)
armadillo1932 4 years ago
Whether i do or not. does the exact location of where the garden of eden take place play that big a role of what you think of the LDS church? To me that is a minor detail in the grand scheme of things. Whats more important to me is why im here. what jesus christ did for me and what god expects of me. but to answer your question we know the garden of eden was somewhere on this earth. why couldnt it have been here in america? it was thousands of years ago.
kcmassie 4 years ago
kcmassie-
Because Genesis 2:10-14 says exactly where it is. Widtsoe was a member of the Quorum of 12 and said this was a revelation. If false, then that undermines your church's belief in apostles and prophets. That doesn't concern you?
armadillo1932 4 years ago
hahahahaha
freespiritedangel 4 years ago
As a gay mormon, well, ex-mormon, I have to say that was quite amusing. Even though much of it isn't really how things are. I used to want to have completely monocromatic outfits on my mission because that would have more matched my mood of basically involuntary servitude under the threat of being disowned and going to hell. Anyway, good job! Especially on the international male bit. LMAO.
hellowaffles 4 years ago
That was cute. :)
Asarelah 4 years ago
this is kinda funny but i don't get the point...
carstereobandits 4 years ago
this is dumb!
tru2u4eternity 4 years ago
dont believe the crap u read!!
ADAM AND EVE NOT STEVE :D
robfredric 4 years ago
geez im mormon come on ppl be nice
as long as u believe in god its all good
robfredric 4 years ago
Then why do you call yourselves the only true church?
deconomou 4 years ago
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