Damnation - Review

[JayVulture]

I rented it and took it back the SAME day.

[WooHooProd1]

damnation was trying to be uncharted

[brucewayne264]

Blue Omega "Entertainment" should be ashamed of this garbage full of thick piles of Shit

[brucewayne264]

i started of with 1 player thinking it would be better, but everything is broken. bad graphics,insanely retarted A.I.,the gunfights are worse than a playset for toy soldiers,pointless acrobatics,boring levels. it's worse than Thor and Sonic Free Riders. i wasted 5 euros to rent this piece of infected shark's ass

[annunakicreator]

damn i bought this game today for 9 euro.

[fatboicallb1]

Game some shit man tha guns,enemys,story,ect is some shit

[Daniel07C]

Where can I download the intro song?

[DavidsGameAdventurez]

Nearly the same Intro As the Ultimatechance and The Second 2 intro to u work together or what??

[TheKirinketsu]

I'm one of those people who try out under-rated games, like Lost Planet 2 (which I loved), and I'm playing this game now; I'm up to like...the fourth or fifth level and I'm enjoying it; sure, there's a few clipping errors, glitches, the voice acting is poor and the mellee system sucks, but I still really like it. Bad game for me was Haze, but I suck at first person shooters and don't like Halo, so there's bias there.

[deadleather]

@TheKirinketsu not trying to diss you but you listed 4 errors, and didn't put up any positives. Kind of hard to believe you

[TheKirinketsu]

@deadleather Oh, right...Wow I sound retarded. Some positives: The whole Aesthetics and concept is creative, and Steampunk is a good thing rarely seen in Modern games. The weapons work like they would (that is most of them being highly ineffective) and the story, although cliche, does have this nice level of intrigue to it once you get into it.

Oh, and it's super fun to play with a friend and just laugh at it. So basically: It's so bad it's good.

[ltsurge11]

same here i also like underrated games im a huge fan of lost planet 2. i played this game for 10 minutes i wanted kill my self and then my brother bought it i almost beat the crap out of him espcially wen he said its fun

[fabioproductions]

I like alone in the dark. YESS! I love that game also.

[Sir1188]

this and endwar were the first two game I said. ok game-stop take them back. (They don't know who got the worse deal)

[slayermate07]

YOU MAY THINK THIS IS SHIT...

but it's still better than mw2

[joshAKAtheman]

@slayermate07 mw2 is pretty boring but Damnation......no your wrong

[CockBeachArseFace]

@slayermate07 YOU SIR ARE THE MOST FUCKING COCKSUCKING RETARD I'VE EVAR SEEN ON YOU TUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[slayermate07]

@CockBeachArseFace come the fuck down noobjockey...

[CockBeachArseFace]

@slayermate07 you mean "calm" right? learn to spell.

[slayermate07]

@CockBeachArseFace whoa, another grammar nazis, you are honestly telling me that you can't distinguish the words from words (yea i mean calm) and you can't get the meaning...just WOW.

P.S YOU JUST RECEIVE THE PROMOTION OF RETARD OF THE DAY, FUCKING Congratulations!!!

[CockBeachArseFace]

@slayermate07 you won retard of the day as well. so we're retard buddies ^_^

[slayermate07]

@CockBeachArseFace ok... fine. lol

[joshAKAtheman]

@slayermate07 u did win retard of the day when you said THIS is bettar then mw2, even though that shit sucks

[slayermate07]

@joshAKAtheman you point being???

[joshAKAtheman]

@slayermate07 thought that you thought CockBeachArseFace(wtf) was wrong. =)

[sparky303]

I picked this game up for pc the other day as it was on sale for 3 dollars. Maybe it is because it is pc but the graphics were decent. I got past the second stage rather quick.

This game got a bad rap in my opinion I found the storyline to be clever and I really enjoyed the gameplay it was like a mix of prince of persia and gears of war.

The only thing I disliked was the voice acting. Seemed very halfass

[vicrockz89]

I hate the intro to each of these reviews. Whoever is rapping sucks bad. Good review though.

[hwoting]

are u all sucking each other off , coz u do sound kinda gay

[ayobi]

i like this video

[MrBlade0420]

me and my cuz beat damnation in like 4 hours and thats because the game had to catch up to us because we moved to fast

[hooblahew]

wow a 0

[Simgor]

This game is pretty lousy, no question there. The concept of alternate history is always interesting, but when put in a game it has to be done right. Both Resistance games are such examples of an alternate history game done right. Damnation on the other hand was done poorly which was a shame because I think it had a lot of potential. But in the end, Damnation sucks ass plain and simple.

[drtomvsboyka]

make fkin reviews without a bitch laughing in the background whole the time ffs annoying little ....

[Yoooern]

Hahaha, awesome review xD

[dirk41nowitzki41fan]

Who's calling? Cant you see talking about damnation? Most important game of the year damnation! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Quakmaor]

What an awful fucking review.

[akypris]

this game is great more like this game is gay

[SonikFan97]

this game sucks

[CockBeachArseFace]

@SonikFan97 noooooooooooooo really?

[htf5555]

r u guys saying that dis game sucks dick?

[vR0RSCHACHv]

you guys are hilarious! LOL!

[Dvidps4]

its sucks my bro got this game  and its totaly sucks don t buy it!!!!!

[Damuess123]

In your song when you say " we suffer through damnation and even haze" are you talking about the game becuase I probabbly would suffer through this piece of shit. Please answer I really want to know, keep up the kick ass vids !

[LJKBIGMAC]

@Damuess123 How many other Games are called "Damnation"? Of course there talking about this one.

[Fantikerz]

It's a shame that the developers probably worked so hard on this game, really.

[thooty3]

i rhink it looks cool.....

[Dvidps4]

@thooty3 its sucks men don t buy it i have it

[SaucisseMerguez]

me too, and it is

[TravisTuchdown]

i think slasher gave the most fair score.

[Scarlatch]

Sounds like it has no redeeming qualities. LOL

[xGeneralGrievousx]

Your friends are fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[pathofoblivion]

despite the shitty graphics, broken gameplay, retarded story, gay sound effects, shit terrible voice acting, dead online and the amount of fucking terrible glitches this game is great

[TheDarklord0211]

@pathofoblivion I actualy found the climing, FUN.

but the rest of the game was shit as fuck :{}

[haravtar]

lol such gay comments at 4.34

fags

[Chaos874]

lol who was that they take a rool of quaters and smash into their crotch then play the game

that was halarious

[spartan1021]

it looks exactly like gears of war except more shitty

[cyclops336]

omg lol you guys read the tags

[apok911]

i got this game in Gamefly and i sent it back the next day. Not only does this game suck big-floppy-donkey-DICK but the animations for both of the "characters" are the same, from the jumping to the shooting. Me and my buddy played this game in co-op and you share the same screen (no split) and at time we would punch at the same time like we were mirroring each other. THE ONLY GOOD THING is in the second level you get a rail-gun, if you charge it up all the way, no matter where you hit they DIE!

[badguy100000]

Y get it in the first place rofl :P

[365daysgone]

@apok911 You can play co-op!??!

[apok911]

yea but it's not that much fun.... just don't get (period)

[DemonmachinE]

Hilarious review. This game looks pretty balls-ass.

[TheNinjisticOne]

"No cover system even though the guy tells you to cover even though the guy himself gets shot in the head" HAHAHA!

To the people who like this game: In all fairness, most people fucking HATE this thing (like me), and others need to be warned that this game is sub-standard in every way besides the huge environments, and maybe some of the artistic designs if you're into that stuff.

That's a very small group of people.

[Frozone470]

I laughed the most at the part "who's calling?!?!"

[METALLICAmoe]

k this game is BALLS i bought it and i took it into my garage and i burnt the piece of shit so like dont even try and defend this game its a pie of monkeyfuck

[doggemannen]

Okay..That's really not necessary..Why didn't you just return it? Oh, and I actually enjoyed this game when playing with my friends. Behind the rough edges there is a game that packs a fun little adventure with an enormous sense of scale.

[GorTheMovieGod]

I......WILL.......EAT YOU

[profile1]

You can polish shit until it's shiny, but it's still shit.

[freakfiend32]

dude that would have to be some solid ass shit in the first place

[MCGIGGLESOWNZ]

LMAO hilarious review

[mk741]

Ugh, what a beautiful pile of shit.

LMAO epic

[Grunge00125]

the game doesnt look THAT bad altho i havent played it so who knows

[andy00oo]

then let me introduce the worst game i ever played guys, a demo but anyway VAMPIRE RAIN!

[spaznadz]

The animations make Bethesda look talented.

[JackWProductions]

best review by whity EVER!

[gansta88penguin]

This is by far my most disapointing game this year besides Bionic Commando. How could they fuck up a cool concept like this !?

[Chaoser868]

this game rocks...best game of the year

[willlethekid]

this game is shit!!!!! i cant get past lvl3!! ( good thing i rented it)

[curtyos]

io might try it but the game looks like crap probly not

[theblackhedgehog48]

I can't stop watching this. This is the 3rd time I've seen this video because it's freaking hilerious. Esspecially Slasher and Whity.

[wisejord1]

Thank you for this review, Sadly i didn't see this in time and i ended up renting it... thinking it would be a good third-person shooter. BUT! it was so God Damned Shit i played it for 10 minutes and couldn't manage to get past the first obstacle because even though the man tells you to follow him. He somehow teleports to your destination. You Guys are right ( as always ) THIS GAME IS SHIT!!!!!

[totalfreak38514]

i dont think the graphics are that bad

[kaneose]

It tries to be gears of war and I really don't like Gears.

[maxpaynegk]

wow this game has to be the most sorry ass sack of donkey shit

[Jtf359]

Take off your parents, put you're dick in the box and just close it.......really quick, cuz you're pretty much gettin fucked by this game XD

That my friend got you 5 stars and a favorite.

[MoustachedShadow]

I laughed so hard. Hilarious review.

[stivking]

WTF why do people keep mentioning fucking cover when they talk about this thing????Stop playing Gears of war, tell me one platformer that has a cover system.

[stevetheboss1235]

Wanted weapons of fate

[Flushedoregon]

is awesome

[GamerX89X]

uh... inFAMOUS

[darthsasuke554]

it coulda been the first but the fucked up there chance

[SpiritofKarma]

this was the funniest and best review i have ever seen i was crying it was so funny ah man that was just exellent.

[inFamousHero123]

I like the Whity show theme better. Anyway great review.

[Spaceclown911]

Actually had 2 favourite this review!!!

Just feel sorry 4 the retards that made this

[sinistermoon]

Who would have thought that futuristic cowboys would be a good idea for a game in the first place?

[hamman646]

i bought this right when it came out b4 i saw any reviews and i played it for 10 minutes and i was soo pissed off i returned it later that day and got my money back

[Ike6786]

this game does suck. i cant believe i wasted 8 bucks renting this piece of shit.

[CRILLER3]

is it just me or is the intro music very good :) hehe nice review very funny ... keep up the good work

[PlayStation3Reviewer]

I bought this for trophies and its so awful i only got three and havent played it since

[delasmore]

SLASHER GAVE IT A 0 ROFLFMAO!

[JSkillet26]

The graphics for damnatio, Awh what a beautiful pile of shit hahaha

[Request2]

Is it right to find funny four guys pissed off? I must be a fan of shadenfreude (hapiness of the missfortune of others in german)!

[alameano]

i bet if the game play was good u would like the story

[WiiZapperkid]

this is your guys best review ever

[leee121]

why do u always put the rating of the game in the discription its pointless

[sonicwind7]

Lotta 3rdPS don't have cover and several games have to hold down RB, and this review sucks, im not a fan of this game but it sucks worse than the game

[UltimateChance]

Lmao of course a sonic fan.

[sonicwind7]

im not a sonic fan, the last good Sonic game was SNB2 on GC, any game since then sucked balls

[CentralGameReviews]

Thanks for the input, you may go now.

[Hordebloow]

totally right, but the daytime in unleashed wasnt that bad

[BrownImmigrant]

@sonicwind7 mw2>? bf2? halo? your obviously 10 years old

[ddp380]

Ouch, not a pretty sight from the examples lol.

[XoPopShotzzoX]

looks like a gears of war wanna be lmao

[holymolyrolliepollie]

when i read the preview for this game in gameinformer, i was lik damn this looks pretty cool. but holy shit you guys made me piss my pants and save me 60 bucks! thank you! this was funnier than whitys top 3 worst reviews or watevr it was calld. and that shit was funny!

[Shoddragon]

OMG, the ending with the phone call was awesome.

[Tyber117]

that was the best review ever lol

[deadleather]

You should put the reviews name when they talk so we know who's talking.

[UltimateChance]

We're pretty different, should catch on who's who.

[ice788]

just a simple intro at each segment for a few reviews would be nice, big fan, but this is the first CGR review i watched and i only know you...and slasher. just an idea.[]Deace!

[sieglines]

i can tell when whity or comical talks

[FrozenStarkiller]

Well you CAN buy it if you wanna kill yourself with it xD and the CD is a nice throw divice :) maybe throw it at your brother and so on ^_^

[thedrkness1925]

that one guy cant say.. re-play-ability

[nafe161]

who is the one that does the graphics ?

and says i hate damnation so much at the end ?

[slasherjpc]

I'm the one that says I hate it so much at the end lol

[supak108]

the Gor guy is funny as hell

[GorTheMovieGod]

thank you

[TheDevilBurning]

the dude @ 0:41 reminds me of Haplo from The Death Gate Cycle books

[Flow764]

There is potential, but at the Moment it's not really good...why?

First: if you want to do something like this GET GOOD MICS, I don't care if it costs too much.

Second: EXPLAIN why something is good or bad. Just saying ''The story sucks'' is not enough.

Third: Stop fucking giggling in the background ESPECIALLY if your Mic sucks, it's annoying and distracting.

If you could work on that I can really see this thing getting big.

And I agree, damnation is terrible.

[itwasstinky]

i agree, you guys should expand on why its bad.. rather than just saying it sucks.. pile of shit etc...

[CentralGameReviews]

1. Have the, no one complains but you.

2. Final fantasy + Civil war = fucking retarded. NO need to explain beyond that.

3. Nope, don't like it don't watch.

We are big, 10th most subbed this week.

[chrishous123]

you got told

[Leqendaryy]

This is a Good Review Group Because You Got Like The funniest People Reviewing a game and bashing on it.. if its full of shit llol But yeh nice review

[cod4master08]

Who was the guy at the very end talking so weird on the cellphone???

[Lastknownuser]

Sweet, Keep it up guys, JUST like this. Love this review. LOVE IT.

[TheBulletBringer]

damn, i never though that i would live to see the day where slash trashs a game to the ground, damn, but seriously, i know this game is not a double A title but arent u all being a bity bit harsh. =)

[DaFakeG]

"if u got this game u might as well open up the case and stick ur **** in it and close it real fast cause u got fucked by it" thats is possibly the funniest thing i evr have ever heard xD

[Mikester283]

I cant belive that there is a game that is worst than turning point!!!

[xbox360master12118]

who was the guy at the end who said he gonna have a bowel movement put it in the console and said it would be better than damnation cuz he is hilarious

[slasherjpc]

That be me that talked about a bowel movement :P lol Slasher here :P

[mohit88]

best review i hav ever seen lol

[Alexred94]

lmao you guys are laughing everytime slasher talked fucking hilarious

put your dick in the box

[NarikoRocks]

Funny review :-)

[Loudez]

rofl best review eva xD

[nafe161]

amazing review... who is the guy at the start

[UltimateChance]

That be slasher.

[ballinnick1982]

This does look pretty bad

[Frayhua]

Funniest review ever

[313sky]

If you dont like his reviews dont watch them

[Daikirai432]

lol this game must be the worst game ever made

[aspinall2k8]

best centralgamereviews review so far

[WilchBorisRyan]

The part near he end seems kinda ironic. With the "if you bought this game" part.

[CentralGameReviews]

Well none of us bought it, but i see whatcha mean.

[WilchBorisRyan]

Ohhhhhhhhh.... *facepalm*. I forgot. You RENT games. My bad. Sorry. But that'd be funny if you did buy it then the last thing on the vid was just dark then Robz says "Wait a second.... oh shit.."

[GorTheMovieGod]

That was me that said wait a minute i have to go and kill myself now.

[WilchBorisRyan]

You actually said it? Wow, I must have subconcious hearing or something......

[8MrDonut8]

I think you just need to give this game a chance...

I don't think any game is a piece of shit... they have all been worked on by people trying to create something new or at least something fun... but somewhere along the road something goes wrong.

Graphics " a pile a shit" I highly doubt that I've seen worst. But it is the UNREAL engine so... maybe... lol

In any case I have yet to pick it up but I'll probably give it a shot when I find it in the bargain bin.

[RegnarEarthfury]

This IS damnation.

[ProjectD13X]

lol i love group reviews cause they're ussally funny as hell

[PixelSandwich]

Great video guys

[hbkshawnmichaels1234]

ha funny shit

[Zepthire]

lol and i thought whitys review of wheelman was funny, this is like 10 times more funny. awesome review

[virtualpigmaster]

i thought it looked pretty good but ill trust you guys.

maybe if i see it for like £1 then i might get it just to see what its all about

[slipcot]

ROFL... great review i love it when games suc

makes it intersetin

[hole2score]

Lolzor!!!!!but aint it kinda late to review Damnation?it got out like,3 months ago?

[radriku]

Lol they just reviewed a PS2 game and that Pursuit Force game which is old also.

[Sbrff]

its a psp gane not ps2 =P

[radriku]

Dragon Quest 8 I meant as the PS2 game.

[Sbrff]

oh, ok

[ComicalDisaster]

We are going to review pretty much everything and anything...

[SchinTeth]

lol funny

[NutoriousDogDancer]

HAHAHAHA that was awesome so funny!

love you guys!

[suemealso]

"So enjoy our review and definatly pick up this game!"

Huh? wasn't it like the worst game you played?

[GorTheMovieGod]

No it is the best game EVAR!!!!!!!!!!

[NutoriousDogDancer]

sarcasm

[slasherjpc]

Yeah we were kidding. ;)

[RonnieTalamaivao]

what's wrong with this game?

[Joubay]

Haven't laughed that long in a while, good job guys

[AlexanderArts]

Did it for the lulz!

[shuelee]

slasher 0...haha that is awesome!

[Dionkeyundead]

OMG I rented this game it is the biggest sack of garbage I have ever played. Excuse me while I GO JIZZ AND SHIT THE CASE AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE. Fuck damnation.