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  • 2. And the chicken said he's sorry

    9. Team ANDREW

    23. Banana

  • 10. why wont my parrot eat my diarrhea

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  • 13. i dyed my pubes blue

  • 18. i need to go hug dolphins

  • 5. death really hurts

  • 4. I believe you owe me pie.

  • 18. oh baby please smell my face.

  • 3. If a koala eats it, ruuun awaaaay.

    14. He's not my father.

  • 8. Chicken, Chicken

  • 2. Because i want to eat...

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  • 3. I had a sticky doughnut, do not shake my hand

    16. Cat hair is in my mouuuth

  • 14. Death is electric

  • 16. I ran out of miiiiints

  • 20. Why am i still singing?

  • 12. french toast makes me giggle

  • 4: I look like, a chicken.

  • Use any of these, and I will shower you with virtual hugs. (>")> <("<). 1. Fish Sticks love the planet 2. I can't feel my abacus 3. It's dangerous to go alone, take this... 4. Let's crack this funky chicken. 5. Pork fried rice is foreignese. 6. I hurt my street, 7. The ice is warm 8. You smell like awesome sauuuuuuu- 9. Auuuuuuuuuuse! 10. Potatoes are violent if given cheese whip.
  • 11: I love ponies

  • 2. And you tasted like goat milk

  • 16. The potatoes told me i was creamy

  • 4. I am a zombie

  • 1. I don't look like snooki

  • 1. I have no feet for now

  • 2. i forgot my fanny pack

  • 4. lets go kiss hobos

  • 22) letuce penguins shall make sugar

  • 11) Coconut tree

  • 21) No I'm not an apple pie, I just like the color purple!

  • 20) i murdered that potato. YAY!

  • 1) Should have told you sooner....

  • 16. I ate your cat again.

  • When is it coming out?

  • @PickaSparkle ME TOO

  • 19. Hatched from an egg

  • 12. Deep fried unicorns

  • 4) even though I'm not immortal I'm still hard to kill

  • 17. You remind me of a horse

  • 16) The fridge is my best friend

  • 13. Pikachu ate my food

    16. Cray Cray is still dead

    23. Dance off

  • 17. I want to get pregnant!

  • 21. This song is getting boring 22. So its over now...

  • 11: Baby Powder

  • 1. scissors cut up paper -i think ive broken this cheeese 2. that burp tasted like spaghetti 4. ham is my toothpaste 5. suddenly i saw a nose 9. mustard 10. sculpey is a fun, interactive clay stuff 13. ham will rule the world!!!! 17.i like to play with gno-omes! 18. candles made of earwax 19. chickens and moon cake
  • 6/7/8 you are my toes

  • 1 i never thought i'd lose you

  • 4.  That's right, Susan. My thumbs are on fire.

    10. Can you dig it?

    17. I don't have any sausage.

    18. Can you help me out here, Charlie?

    19. Pants make me happy.

  • 23. Mushrooms

  • 1. I just fell into a ditch.

    4. There's dirt on my face.

    10. I need a particle accelerator

  • 14.where is my toast??

  • 1. I love you, you love me

  • 21. Don't wake the hamster.

  • 9.  Swiss cheese.

  • 2.  It's alright. My skin is blue.

  • 1. Bla bla bla bla bla

  • 23. Andrew

  • 10. I've no conscients, listen as I make a U-turn.

  • 21.I love monkeys

  • 2:i love your beautiful face

  • 16. DESTROY BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!! >=D

  • 17. Andrew Huang once told me that ...

  • 6. My face my face

    7. oh god my face

    8. I ate it. Sorry

    9. Ta daaahh

  • 2. Let's swing with that Italian

  • 6: i choked on a lifesaver

  • 13: buy a pillow pet

  • 23. Eat it

  • 2. on a blue penguin thats farting

  • 19: I've got an onion

  • 11. The walrus hates me

  • 23. Weenus

  • 22. You smell like garlic bread

  • 21. I'm kinda sleepy

  • 19. I spit on a llama

    20. God What have I become?

  • 18. I lost balloons in my bum

  • 17. I made love with a cactus (ouchie)

  • 14. My eyes are up here

    15. I said no touching

    16. Sixty bucks, plus tax!

  • 13. Muffin tops are soft

  • 11. In the backyard

    12. I pump my milk

  • 10. About that rash, you should go see your doctor

  • 6. The bell has rung

    7. My tongue is fun

    8. Your thong is gone

    9. Ninjas

  • 5. What if poop had human rights?

  • 4. Ho ho ho. Barren

  • 3. If only you could help me find my gun

  • 2. Hey these ants are wearing pants

  • 1. Can't you see I'm naked?

  • 12. my bottle think shes a banana and dance with my mother!!!!!!!

  • 10 - Chicken sandwich with unicorns and pizza

  • 18.- no cheese in my pants!

  • 4: I don't remember eating that

  • 18: Its my philosophy. 

  • 23: Faeces.

  • 2: I have trouble sharpening pencils.

  • 12. I don't know but

  • 23. Bonsoir (Yeah for french!)

  • 23. Pickles.

  • 16. Destroy the vader!

  • 2. I would love to do that too

  • 23.  Pickle Weasel

  • 1. pleas can you try to feed my leg???

  • Overseas? Where?

  • @ChankMcGeees Oh...Australia

  • 18.) Am I a dinosaur yet?

  • 23 i'm a giraffe

  • 19. sometimes i feel like a coookie

  • 27 fish

  • 4 I love this sandwich

  • 3. i never knew that a chocolate cake would feel so good in my pants!

  • 23. I sweat...

  • 17. My cat and dog are fighting.

  • 1. My Grandma just ran outside naked

  • 15. I pierced my nipple.

  • 3. And my mother told me that I was a boat~

  • 11:kick the melon

  • 16. audacious piece of cheese

  • 23. The Game

  • 19. I want to eat you

    23. Your face

  • 4. ponies taste like strawberry

    6. foooooooooooooooooooo!!!

    9. and this is my knife

    21. na na no no hot hot hot

  • 19. my face can wreck your mind

    20. smash mochi cats, enraged

    21. i use duct tape

    22. rip it with my own hands

    23. light snacks

  • 1. i was with depression 2. and I wanted to eat some more 3. my cats have chopsticks inside of my bowtie 4. my cat is fake 5. I wanted to eat. sporks! 6. open, scratched 7. depression's back 8. foo-oo-oo-o-ood 9. an 80's band 10. disney porche is laid-en with a million rainbows 11. angry toenail 12. scary salad. 13. the left side of my roll 14. unicorns, awesome 15. bread is so creepy 16. sushi has a face! 17. some dolls are very well jointed 18. and other ones not so much.
  • 4. lucky doorknob

    16. i wish to eat ice-cream!

  • 3 - Now I have to dress like a banana 'cause of this

    8 - The tone no longer descends

    23 - I like trains.

  • 1. May I take your order please?

    9. Swiss Cheese.

    10. I got mad at my toaster today because it wasn't cooperating.

  • 11) silver lining

    13) butter on my toast

    23) Acorn

  • 12: "tiger babies"

    

  • 4. I'm not wearing socks.

    9. PICKLES

    10. I can't stop the stampeding herd of goats.

  • Is it weird that I enjoyed this greatly even though the lyrics were a little "blah?" *badum-tssssssh* (Sorry, that was bad. I have a pun addiction. I am seeing a therapist)

    Seriously, Andrew, the fact that a song by you with lyrics only slightly better then the average Top Ten number is so listenable is a testament to your immense talent :) Props!

  • 19: Did you read the porcupine?

  • 11. Macadamiannns (;

    4. Hey How U DOIN'?(joey from firends impersonation)

    5. I'm just sticking my foot in your ear, it's not sexual at all. (;

  • 4 i believe in unicorns

  • 17. That dress makes you look horny (horny)

  • 1 I was once a human 2 Now I'm something much, much more 3 Bring on the donuts and the s'mores 4 I am not an alien 5 My chest has slipped a couple miles 6 Down into 7 The deep blue sea 8 Where all of them 9 Can seeeee 10 My huge bellybutton hanging down in their back garden. 11 Am I a monster? 12 With a lobster 13 Sticking out my ass 14 I have a problem 15 It is called your mom 16 Feeding me all this junk 17 How will I ever be normal, normal 18 With a king pin like this, this
  • 3.) my zebra pants are on fire again...

  • 23. fuck autotune

  • 15: Fish are eating my hair

    16: I wish I had french toast!

    5: And then they kidnapped my shoe horn

  • 23- Duck fart

  • 16- Why is your face so cray

  • 22. I used to hate unicorns

  • 5- where the fucks my dildo and unicorn

  • 6- obama sucks cat vagina

  • 1- ketchup tastes like period

  • 17-i used to be a stripper

  • 17- i used to be a banker

  • 15-gave her a lap dance

  • 13- I hump unicorns

  • 9- Zebra

  • 5- put the chicken in my pants

  • 2- while I was wearing a blue dress

  • 1: throw me that baked potato

  • 4- I just got ran over.

  • 2. I can't take these Cephalopods anymore..

  • 14: In the Kitchen

    15: Trying to make sense of

    16: The elephants on my head.

  • 3. i can no longer feel my ears

  • dud come with me i hate you peas 

  • 16. I really enjoy this steak!

  • 4. They are just too delicious.

    9. Tacoooo beeeeeell

    16. The shoes are on the moose

  • 8 - and I like cows

    9 - they moo!

    23- elephant poop

  • 02: I just punched your favorite moose.

  • 17: Don't you dare eat lasagna!

  • 01: The food was flying away from me

    04: Why don't your sparkle in the sun?

    19: My frog has hairy ears

  • 16. I don't eat your toes!

  • 10. Look a rainbow, go get me the white crayon

    11. Jumper cables

    12. I'm your cactus

  • 16. Have you seen my mom?!!!

    18. Then you ate my Pop-tart

    23. My Nuts

  • 5) I wet my pants for freedom

  • 13) Let me see your crow

    23) Show-er.

  • 4. I'm afraid of my nipples.

  • 5) I just want to eat the grass

    16) Are you a crazy maaaan??

  • 10) Why did I just find an omelet in my armpit?

    23) Oh my.

  • 15)but i didnt know

    16) she was a ladyboy

  • 5) Have you ever seen a cow??

  • 9) Rent me

  • 4 - I just shart myself