Aperture Science Acceptance Video

[Stealth496]

What happens if I call the number......

[web1bastler]

u are 110 years old?????

[eduardog3000]

I called and all I got was a "boop, boop, boop", I am assuming Aperture's computers are saving my location and coming to get my, but to be safe, I will go ahead and yell, "I want to get my cake!", and I will also assume the party escort submission position.

[Citrakite]

Hmm I wonder if I get dental insurance

[SupperShadowBoom]

are you still evil? i mean you try to kill all of your test subdgects why not let us go when where done?

[GLaDOSandChell]

Tell me if u REALY got it i want to work there

[tjhoenecke]

Seven test subjects did not assume the Party Escort Submission Position....

[DarkusRelling]

Hello, and welcome to a random comment by Darkus Relling, of SDP. I wish you good luck in destroying people with neurotoxin and turrets.

[TheSoldierCore]

in portal 1 its al about the cake and in portal 2 is al about space so they try to tell they want to give you space cake

[TheSevation]

Where can i send my resume? i can be yo 2nd GLaDOS (no srsly, i can!)

[ROBOMAN1218]

SWEET. i all ways wanted to use a portal gun!

[aikojonas3]

Hello GLaDOS my name is Aiko do you have an Aperture Science Center in MD if so im going to join the Aperture Science Center

[Rougerecon27]

YAY I'M GOING TO APERTURE.

I'm just going to see cave johnson and to steal a portalgun and cake =D

[PunkyShotgun]

I have the new Black Mesa Wormhole Gun!

[Guzprime]

I miss my compainang cube T.T, i...i......I INCINERATED IT!

[kitqween]

Hehe, I called and Valve came up..... I wonder how many messages the get like that?

[TheCrazyCoasterKid]

@kitqween Really? I'm going to call them right now!

[westmenstudios]

@supernoob26 da cake will go boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ENCALPHA4]

i would join if i keep the portal device

[DoomedLucid]

If I apply do i get to keep a portal gun?

[BigNickGK]

where is it

[F4H6K8]

The fact that someone made a name aperturescienceinc is kinda freaky o_o

[Axel787]

it seems kind of redundant to use a computer voice and computerize it.

[wowahmbored]

im gonna call it XD

[Warriorx645]

SEND A NUKE!

BLOW UP GLADOS LIKE CHELL DID! >:D

[supernoob26]

mmmmm cake what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

[mbabitt]

I choose to opt out of the testing, and instead I will donate all of my vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls.

[chaos12135]

I called the number and i got Valve on the phone

[GeneralShadow]

We need a Text-to-Speech GLaDOS voice.

[TheAllBlackMan]

I called the number, and got nothing

[SKILLEDxASSASSIN]

Thank God, I always wanted a job here! Thank you! I will be in tomorrow morning.

[Ariq111]

lol

[LetsPlayGuy12]

i love aperture!

(after 10 hours at AS...) AAAAAAHHH!

[MsSylviaBlue]

Weired........

[OniGlitch]

Is she still crazy or was she not lying in the credits?

[eggbertsmith]

Didnt ANYONE call the number???????????????

[walleclub]

@eggbertsmith I called McDonalds with some friends and yelled ''I WANT TO GET MY CAKE AND ASSUME THE PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION!'' The lady at McDonalds just closed the phone OTL D:

[BonitaSniper]

Just a heads up, I think you should not allow GLaDOS to have any control over the neurotoxins or any toxins for that matter, or even the vents. take this into mind before you have to invest in a whole new facility with just a few dollars left over in cleanup and such. :)

[HackedNewbTV]

Oh...man I'm in the middle of the test and chell's dead body is in the middle of the room *pulls out phone*

GLaDOS:yes

Me:Uh...theres a dead lady here

GLaDOS:Oops

*CLAWS COME OUT OF CEILING AND PICKS UP BODY*

GLaDOS:There

Me:Thanks

[HECKYHOC]

do we get cake and a free portal gun?

[HECKYHOC]

do we get cake and a free portal gun?

[DarkStarboye]

This was a triumph.

I a making a note ere:

HUGE SUCCESS

[Katantunoro]

How about no?

[trainzack]

*by watching this video, you accept*

NO!

*yes.* BLAM!

y-yes...

[ForerunnerConstruct]

Do you think she will notice if I don't call?

[ApertureScienceInc]

@ForerunnerConstruct We will.

[TheOracle1100]

incorporated?

[XXcod5winnerstudioXX]

OH NO ill wait 24 hours and i dont think i dont ill call you and 10 years (thinks to self thats why chell looked so ........crazy

[121cash]

help i did not none I'm 9

[masterDevis]

Most intriguing if I do say so myself.

[bobburke1964]

oh my god im dead ive got to get outta here!

[gasmask6969]

you know, for some strange reason i find that voice very appealing :D

[TheLegendOfTheCrayon]

*hears knocking at the door* oh shit >_> she really meant it!

[Nextmastermind]

Well, off to work...Oh wait, she flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neuro toxin...again. And then it blew up. Lol.

[ApertureScienceInc]

we have a new facility in Alaska. :D

[Nextmastermind]

But...It's just not the same w/o GLaDoS.

[huntsmaster911]

probably got a backup disk, like in the original lab

=]

[Nextmastermind]

:D YAY!

[RaldyV]

Didn't you hear her song? She's Still Alive!

[Nextmastermind]

Well, hopefully she's out of neuro toxins.

[masterDevis]

AND lost God knows what's her motive for trying to kill people.

[Nextmastermind]

Mhm.

[showmethecoffee]

i think the motive was cake o.O <.<

[LukeDude759]

@Nextmastermind Of course she is. Chell made the generator implode.

[skyflyfilmproduction]

@ApertureScienceInc Where else is the Borealis headed to?!!

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@ApertureScienceInc can i join in The new aperature science lab :D

[SeldomShroom]

cool buut i think in the game they say "assume the party going position submision decision"

not what you said about it.

good video

[COMMartsKID]

no, its actually party escort submission position

[p0rtalplayer]

Well, it's okay, i mean, as good as the other ones out there, but if you could do that to a real person's voice it would sound less fakey.

[1GZFE]

the cake is a LIE!!!

[ApertureScienceInc]

The cake is a pie ;)

[xXHomerSimpsonXx]

@ApertureScienceInc the cake is 3.14 in a mirror

[Nova20cp]

@ApertureScienceInc LIES!! YOU LIE APERTURE SCIENCE!!

[thatsrightitsmyoutub]

@ApertureScienceInc pi is a lie

[Pokeblox45]

@ApertureScienceInc and the pie is a spy

[AlixeTiir]

@ApertureScienceInc It's clearly a spy.

[Doody134]

@ApertureScienceInc the pie is a lie

[Doody134]

@ApertureScienceInc the pie is a lie

[adamboy5]

Joining So Much!

[dieannakill]

I WANT TO GET MY CAKE!!!!

[xllamaloverx]

loll

[blehmanzach1]

Zomg First Comment :D

After a few days anyway, but yeah