Quest Of The Lowbloods

[Raichulover413]

some one need to give me the gif of the summoner doing this to put as my background

[RebeccaK93]

Watched the whole thing, woot! *highfives random person next to me*

[Konniaku]

At 2 minutes it looks they are punchin their torsos left and right. I just cant unseen that now T-T

[JackalDaWolf]

2wag

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

Watched the whole thing. Where are my OctoPimp points?

[Geekygirl456]

Before I die, I would like to see a Doc Scratch cosplayer walking into a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. They would order something, sit down inside, and just smudge it all over their giant cue ball head, causing stains. Then, they would return the bag in mint condition, and say "You have been an excellent host." and leave.

[Landorkus524]

@Geekygirl456 I know what I'm going to be working on this summer.

[Geekygirl456]

@Landorkus524 Please film it.

[Dapplefern1]

Lowbloods? I'm new to Homestuck *meep* 

[BeautyByKaty]

@Dapplefern1 the trolls have different coloured blood to represent there level of blood. cherry red being lowest(Karkat) , bright purple being highest (Feferi) :)

[DeviDecay]

I went from watching Blue Lips to this in less than a second. The variety in this fandom is incredible.

[princessZelda089]

I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY HORNS

I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN FILL MY BUCKET

[dannixsebby]

NUTTS....... YUMMY!! :)

[BarrieMyself]

2wag

[SomeRandomArtist]

Hang on, where the fuck is the Handmaid?

[TheZangetsu322]

Am I the only one whos fave troll in that vid is the one who is clearly Tavros's dad?

[mysticwolf193]

@TheZangetsu322 Are you a new reader? Cause that's his ancestor not his lusus.

[TheZangetsu322]

@mysticwolf193 Actually yes I just started reading yesterday, but my friend explained this concept to me about 3 hours after I left the comment, I am already on Act 3!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mysticwolf193]

@TheZangetsu322 :D That was fast! xD

[Shadowdragon122498]

........ I gotta stop watching this..... Oh wait.. I have to.. My replay button broke...

Why did I watch this in the first place?! O___O

[13eyond13irthdayX]

i have been converted...

[CandyStarzz69]

SWWAG

[BelgianBabe99]

Why can I see this happening.

[PurplePandaPartay]

Is it bad if your dad walks in hearing your listening to this, and he just walks away?

[Guinnesso]

Homestuck more like AUTISM AWARENESS.

[ElFreakinCid]

@Guinnesso

Cause using autism as an insult while clearly not even knowing what it really is makes you cool.

[Guinnesso]

@ElFreakinCid Asssss burrrrggeeeerrrrssss

[megacpfan82]

._. I watched 'til the end. Now the song is stuck in my head.

Fuck.

[thehouseofupsidedown]

so...why is there no handmaid?

[Delexia07]

o-o HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING?! DX this is definately the next rick roll

[Hugs4Lexi]

I sing this everyday at school at the top of my lungs in Sollux's voice. 2wag Biitche2.

[kisapedra]

I'm so fresh you can suck mein ass? XD

[dragongirl1501]

i watched this whole thing.

fifteen times.

...

consecutively.

[DarkRY1211]

I'M SO FRESH I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS

*shot*

[roke655]

i love what the description says

[superyoshiblast]

ELBOW JAB!!!!!!

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

I had this song stuck in my head during math today...xD

[littelangalgirl101]

Oh Summoner your the only reason I keep coming back to this video <3

[legonuz]

So THRESH.

[RanatashiShikon]

@legonuz THWAG XD

[qwertyuiop84010]

lol, anyone notice how Psiioniic has to stick his tongue out to say "2wag"?

[CoeurlToy]

I watched the whole thing just for the look on Summoner's face

[ricebabytran]

le sigh* on my birthday this comes out.

[TheMusicalPsycho]

The Summoner... THOSE PECS. *fangirl faint*

[TheMusicalPsycho]

@TheMusicalPsycho Just for the record: That is the ONLY reason I keep coming to this vid.

[Tx266]

I have a response to this fad, but what video do I respond to?

[xXEvilPixie12Xx]

this is...w-why do i keep...OH FUCK IT I LUV THIS!! <3 ~

[Noacat]

SUPER EFFECTIVE. 

[Fatmukkaa]

Why do I keep coming back? D:

[SprinklezTheHunter]

Honestly I was expecting R33MIX's army to come and tear this video to the ground like they do every other time he posts a comment somewhere.

[Rexapeikko]

I'm not sure I can take this amount of freshness

[MrGrifball]

i read up to the release on homestuck and i have no clue where to read about the ancestors... the only ancestors i read of where the highblood, psiioniic, and feferi's ancestor ._.

[PewPew4Yew]

I was still hoping Psiioniic would say "thwag" xD

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

this must be an effective workout. :o

[smartgirl889]

I keep watching this just so i can hear Psiioniic saw 2wag

[1234567pokemonmaster]

Something any homestuck fan recodnizes. End of story.

[WeDogsHowl]

iim 2o fre2h you can 2uck my nuts

im so furresh you can suck my nuts

swwag

iM SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS

Im So FrEsH yOu CaN sUcK mY nUtS

sw4g

im so fr-Es)( you can suck my nuts

D--->im so fresh you can suck my nuts

eh thats my best with most of the homestuck trolls' typing stuff to bad there was no x for % for equiuis

[ChairModeActivated]

@WeDogsHowl Totally read that in my headcanon. (y)

[sword90000]

@WeDogsHowl You messed up three times on Equius' typing quirk. It would be:

D --> I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.

You also messed up on Tavros, he would've said "UH, somewhere in it and he ends with a comma. You ALSO messed up on Nepeta's, She says :33 < before sentences. Please go to the wiki and read their quirks.

[WeDogsHowl]

@sword90000 ummm nobody's perfect and after im done i found out on all this mistakes and u forgot one also how i forgot to change the last s on sollux which was suppose to be 2 so i know i just rushed it and messed up i didnt expect it to be a top comment so dont go all "oh u fked up ur not a homestuck fan, or u failed u forgot blah blah blah." i dont care so yea go ahead and tell me all my mistakes its not like i give a shit...

[smartgirl889]

the only reason Im still watching this is so i can here Psiioniic say 2wag again B)

[Cindia2k11]

i know the point of this song.........

its I'M SO FRESH U CAN SUCK MY NUTS

[sheisthearsonist]

sue-aggg <3

[PriffyViole]

Isn't this the Brodyquest song?

[SomeRandomArtist]

*clicks original artist*

DISNEY YAOI EVERYWHERE!!!

sooooo gaaaaay

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

oh my god...xD

[eeveegirl131]

sent this to a chat,ppls reactions priceless XD

[ConourP]

iit2 2o 2iimple, yet 2o fuckiing iincrediible.

[WingZero1828]

THE LEVEL OF MY HYGIENE IS SO HIGH I DEMAND YOU TO IMBIBE MY BONE BULGE.

[seafireofatlantis]

@WingZero1828 D-----> my distance from my %peration date is so great your esophagus may process my hormone producers

[HetalianIdiot]

Watching this the whole way through is worth it, if only to keep seeing Psiioniic say "2wag" just one more time.

[dragongirl1501]

2wag.

[rainkyokitty]

swaggerific

[Rinukki]

*Watches video*

*Is converted*

[therandomexample]

@MultiMasterAl She's off making sure alternia is a shitty place.

[Wasabisoul]

I don't really know what to say.

Soooo.

2WAG ::::D

A little bit o' both

[AsylumAttendee]

Original song -> Brody Quest by Lemon Demon (just in case anyone wanted to know)

[nyanko05chan]

What is this?!

[TheGirlIWishIWas]

@nyanko05chan

thii2

ii2

2WAG

[NellielTuOrdeschvank]

Can we just have like, a Homestuck church?

" Hymn number 413: I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts"

I can't be the only one who thinks this is a good idea...

0_0

[ChocolateNinjaStar]

@NellielTuOrdeschvank Stop.

[bexthecat12]

@NellielTuOrdeschvank gristianity wereshiping gog and jegus sence homestuck became popular

[MachoNachoSauce]

@NellielTuOrdeschvank You are FAR from being the only one.

[TheKlassykats]

@NellielTuOrdeschvank I don't believe in god . . . or jesus. . . as like god=jesus type of thing but . . . Homestuck as a religion I can totally believe in bro.

[GreenEyedGhostGirl]

@NellielTuOrdeschvank this is the BEST idea

[SilverWolf690]

Whoooaaa...Nepeta's ancestor scares me xD (I forgot her name)

[PrinnyNamedSebo]

LOL..XD 

[CookieCakies]

And what was the handmaid doing during this?

Octo!

Go!

;<;

[xXdrakeunXx]

how the hell did i watch this whole thing through...

[CandyStarzz69]

LoL random "Swag" XD

[MrGrifball]

iim 2o fre2h you can 2uck my nut2 -Vision TwoFold

im s0 fresh you can suck my nuts -Blind

im s0 fresh you can suck my nuts -Half Blind

[Elijah668]

do girls have nads?

[UtopiaKat]

BEST MOTHERFUCKIN 3:56 OF MY LIFE.

I'M COMPLETE

[RomanianVampyre]

I /am/ so fresh you can suck my horns.

[bladeoffate2]

@RomanianVampyre wouldn't it be " I'm so fresh you can suck my nubs" in Karkats case or even the Sufferer?

[xXweird1Xx]

@bladeoffate2 For a second before I read this, I thought it said "nubs"... xD

[mmekyna1]

Why is this so catchy?! >3<;

[xXRussiaChanXx]

@mmekyna1 because of swag, that's why.

[mmekyna1]

@xXRussiaChanXx propably XD

[xXRussiaChanXx]

@mmekyna1 -swag swag-

[mmekyna1]

@xXRussiaChanXx o3o; reminds me of my little brother...He once came running into my room and then he yelled (so that the WHOLE house could hear it) "ULTIMATE SWAG ACTIVATED" and i was like "...tha fudge?"

X'D

[SugaryPenguin]

I listened to this for a good 3 hours.

[ArtofGairyuki1]

this describes mt grandmas crew of mallwalkers perfecly

[shennukagi]

Handmaid we need a reasonable voice here! XD

[ricebabytran]

This came out on my birthday -_-

[Shomononosh]

#2wag

[sightswiftlifter]

Lowblood Avenue: The Sufferer will make the ocean red.

[silverheart61]

IM AT THE PIZZAHUT

IM SO FREASH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS

IM AT THE TACOBELL

IM SO FREASH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS

IM AT THE COMBONATION-----

IM SO FREASH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS

PIZZAHUT AND TACOBELL!!!!!

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ EPICNESS!!!

[BlakePlacebo]

@silverheart61 IKRRRRR

[R33MIX]

Tears of Manly Swag

[krystaking1998]

I'm so fresh you can suck my nubs, I'm so fresh you can suck my nubs, 2wag, I'm so fresh you can suck my nubs, I'm so fresh you can suck my nubs. I'm so fresh you can suck my nuggets, I'm so fresh you can suck my nuggets, 2wag, I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts, I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts.

That's what i heard the entire time.. lol

[StarA148]

@krystaking1998 i know cant unhear "nuggets" and "nubs" in the song ;u;

[krystaking1998]

@StarA148 I think it's funny XD Summoner and Sufferer had to change the lyrics of the song just to do it lol

[SakuraCandy00]

Just realized the background is the same for both quests...

[RaeOwlRae]

What is the background music for this?

[shadowsgirl4vr]

OMG MOM WALKED BY WITH VOLUME HIGH BLAST FROM LAST VID THAT WAS SUPER QUIET Q_Q

[ComicalRiddler]

I was watching videos about the CIVIL WAR. And somehow, an hour later, I inexplicably find myself here. Can someone please explain?

[FrostFoxChick]

@ComicalRiddler MiRaClEs, BrO :o)

[PacoDeOrozco]

@ComicalRiddler lol i can;t believe it. So i won't...

[PacoDeOrozco]

@ComicalRiddler lol i can;t believe it. So i won't...

[ComicalRiddler]

@PacoDeOrozco It seriosuly happened.

[peachypreacher]

Yeah why don't you suck my dick you crazy cunt?!

HAHAHHAHAHA SWAG.

[plushieboy1234]

why do i like this so much!?!

[Hellriper12]

Jesus Troll has troll us

[Greendinoranger3999]

im going to be called a retard or stupid for this but...........who are the lowbloods?

[2Dswife459]

@Greendinoranger3999 the 6 trolls of the lower blood colors.

[Promcoming]

is it bad that i wouldn't mind sucking the summoner or the sufferers nuts?

[luverofwarriorcats23]

@Promcoming Its fine, so do I...Unless were both just wrong...

[codybrahhh]

i used to be so fresh you could suck my nuts...but then i took an arrow to the knee

[NoahLance]

@codybrahhh I used to think skyrim jokes were funny, But then I turned 10.

[forte8910]

2WAG

[zoober555]

One word, Sufferer: Damn

[shadowgirl765]

Why did I watch this whole thing?

[27wootwoot]

SUHWAG

[totesforgoats]

This is actually one of the first fan works of Homestuck I've ever seen. Now that I'm at Act 6, the whole thing makes so much more sense.

[TheBreuster]

Where doing this.

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN!

[yaoidemon101]

I... What? -Presses replay anyway-

[FlipThemEggsxX]

you're missing a low blood ;c

[soniclova17ify]

The song is just amazing. XDD

[ZexehlaiRaizrek]

Oh Psiioniic c:

[EmbieKiuu]

2wag

[Destirian]

My eyes unconsciously crossed right before the Psiioniic's part. 2wag.

[Destirian]

@Kyanyaa You mean Thwag

[PandaBearInASuit]

This is great...

But its just not the same without the handmaid.

[Channel13prodoctions]

@PandaBearInASuit *foreveralonehandmaid*

[rumeshelay]

this video makes me happy on sad days. :'D

[Kimishibai]

I keep coming back to this video.

[EatMeMr]

MoThEr fuCkIng MiraCle bRo. :o)

[connor40625]

Weard

[sirensaurus]

No Handmaid?

Oh well, enough 2wag as it is.

[AlpacasBringTheMoney]

Well if you insist.

[kippehkun]

@AlpacasBringTheMoney Dibs on Sol's ancestor.

[Amphy720]

@kippehkun I'll take the Sufferer, thanks :3

[00sakinemeiko]

IM SO FRESH IM AT THE PIZZA HUT, IM AT THE TACCO BELL IM AT COMBONATION OF PIZZA HUT AND TACCO BELL SO YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS!

[KizuandChicage]

O gog i thought that was Tavros! XD But its Rufio

[MrDontaDarkeo]

Most rap in a nuttshell.

[TheP1x3l]

need a di2pen2er here.

[TheInfinitePower007]

I sang this during a kickball game. Yeah, I went there.

[VKkay]

ThIs SoNg JuSt GeTs StUcK iN mY hEaD tO eAsIlY mAn

[bleachneji]

@MelodyJoyce22005 faggot read more it's not sol it's his ancestor

[otakugirl999]

@MelodyJoyce22005 ...That's his ancestor. Read more Homestuck bro.

[MizuneSkellington]

SOLLUX~



[otakugirl999]

@MizuneSkellington *His ancestor.

[CircDeAutreLunae]

Epic flute solo at 1:00...XDD

[mishasan134]

........ There's no Taco Bell in my country.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFF

[Channel13prodoctions]

@mishasan134 I don't know which country you live in good sir/madam, but I'm on my way there to build one.

" Where MAKING THIS HAPEN "