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  • american army penis head

  • LOOOL RUSSIA.......It's a 21th century idiots :D :D :D :D

  • @nodo1982 actually its very practical you idiot!

  • Russia will invade the world with toy baloons. Don't joke with us))))) lol

  • hahah RUSSIA what a HELL its already 2011! shame on you =)!

  • @JohanOlsson North Korea is best Korea, capitalist loser

  • now the whole world knows, great diversion, now other countries will create something to tell the difference ans these inflatables will be sold for birthday parties now =J

  • That's a good idea!! I remember that also Jugoslavia chose this strategy during the Balcan Wars. Usaf couldn't distinguish the real tanks from the fakes.

  • give this to Gaddafi

  • America used the same type of blow-up decoys way back in ww2.

  • @BloodTar haha yeah but Russians using this in 2011 hehe =)

  • Just imagine if u pumped helium gas into that tank! Cool!

  • its funny since that yahoo JUST GAVE US THIS INFO

  • In russia army inflate you

  • Does Russia realize that most US military ground attack aircraft use heat detection?

  • @mymovienerd The material actually generates heat and reflects radiowaves much like the real one.

  • @WhyMustYouFail Sounds like a desperate act and a waste of money.

  • @mymovienerd

    Rubber / synthetic cloths are hotter than water-bearing plants and ground, especially in the sun.

  • @patrikasLTL I understand this but they won't get as hot as a tank's exhaust, for example. This is a 60 - 90 year old war strategy that the Russians think is going to fool 2011 technology? Get real.

  • @mymovienerd

    the number 2011 doesnt mean anything. you assume too much, and underestimate. give me a real point why wouldn't it work?

  • @patrikasLTL Why wouldn't it work against what? Satellites? Air defense? It depends on what the Russians have in mind for it. I suppose they want to fool the American Spy Satellites. It all seems so very pointless in this day and age.

  • @mymovienerd

    i say tell me exactly why is it pointless? "this day and age"

    WHY? It has visual signature, it has thermal signature, it has metallic components to make it look similar to real tanks on active and passive infra-red. The only but remains with the ultra-violet signature, BUT only statelites have ultra-violet cameras. In a case of major war with Russia, a country that has Missile Forces as it's 4th branch of the military, all the statelites would be downed within 5 minutes, no GPS.

  • @patrikasLTL My point is that no country would engage Russia in a major conflict on the Russian homeland. Who would be the madman that would attempt to attack mainland Russia with conventional weapons? That would be as plausible as a country attempting to attack mainland America with conventional weapons. It just would not ever happen. Pray that it never happens because it will lead to Armageddon very fast.

  • The Allies did this back in WWII.

  • So it looks like Russia is saying their military is screwed...

  • R.U.S.E. FTW!!!!!!

  • @omgwtfbbq6666 They're sooooo cute BTW :D

  • Im suprised they are only doing it now. The British were doing it in world war II. Which led to vinyl infatible boats etc.

  • meanwhile in russia

  • All this great work and tactical and strategic secret ruined because someone put a video on it on YouTube. Now all the enemy has to do is say "Shoot an arrow at it before we use the Stinger missile."

  • In Sovjet Russia, tanks are blown up by YOU

  • good to see the Russians finally getting their hands on WWII technology!

  • Does anyone else think that any point in having inflatable weapons to trick the enemy is a little pointless if the whole world now knows that they do it

  • @TheSoundDepo but now that they know, they think twice about whether its real or not, so basicly wasting time. also they wont rly be able to know unless they look from close enuff(at least thats wat they say)

  • @TheSoundDepo

    Eehm no if these things are set up correctly it is impossible to see from the sky if they are real or not thus having a huge strategic value. Wether the enemy knows theyre using such things or not they'll never know.

  • In Soviet Russia tank blow up you... wait

  • Love TroutFink's comment. An American that rattles off about the Russians being pansies, shaming his countrymen, not realizing that General Patton was put in command of an inflatable army in southern England to trick the Nazis in regards to D-Day.

  • Inflatable doll's included ?

  • guess they had to get a huge blowup doll But no they had to make a blowup truck

  • ok, comm was bad. but russians are still clever and very fast to adapt. and just because they keep quiet about their high-tech doesn't mean they don't have it.

    a lot wiser than to brag about it.

    and if anyone laughs at this, it's because they're just uneducated. but then again, good education for entire population is not available in all countries. and the lack of it shows in the comments.

    i say that because underestimating an opponent is the MOST idiotic thing to do in military terms.

  • @bluemoondiadochi

    the most of population don't think so because on every elections in parlament communist pary wins 2nd place lol

  • I WANT ONE

  • hahaha, yeah

    America says: "we blew up Russian tanks"

    and Russia replys "Sorry, we blew up OUR OWN tanks..... .....you deflated them!"

  • soon russians will have to make lots of rubber women cause all russian girls are runing to USA and Europ away from russian alco-mans

  • I'm pretty sure even the ancient Blackbird can detect heat signatures on high altitude.

  • And now all we need is a BB Gun!

  • @mrbusan Only on Tsar bomb ever built remember. And they blew it up. But Russia does have the FOAB, stronger than the US MOAB. But they have never used it in war, unlike the US.

  • Russia's new mind and computer trick inflatable vehicles= North Korea's way from budget cuts

  • However something tells me that it was the KGB who told the Serbians how to misguide the "smart bombs" using fires. I strongly believe that it is impossible for mere citizens and villagers to know so well the weakness of a weapon that was something of a top secret then

  • In modern Russia, you blow up tank. In Soviet Russia, tank blows up YOU!

  • @DaedalusInfinity Those Jokes are getting old... (notice how no one says them anymore)

  • thanks for the info my friend. I also know very well that the brave and clever Serbian people, who born Nicola Tesla the greatest mind of the past century for me (Einstein's genius was a fraud) used simple fires in the fields to misguide the American heat-seeking "smart bombs" xaxaxaxaxaxaxa and also to block the targeting laser beam.Excelent job!

  • this will make a good display for kids at andrews air force base for armed forces day next year.

  • ---The most powerful bomb ever made - Russia's "Tsar bomb" 4 times more powerful than US's atomic bomb

    ---The most powerful non-atomic bomb ever made - Russia's "FOAB" (father of all bombs) If they make inflatable machines that doesnt meen thats the only thing they have

    LOLOLOLOL  funny funny people.

  • glad russia can be successful at blow up balloon tanks, we'll stick to the real artillery.

  • In Soviet Russia...

  • Very good Idea to wast your enemys millions of greens . Whats the point having super army if you can put these dummies around Georgia and Polska and no fuk up and cok ups

  • We did this in WW II to trick the Germans into thinking Patton had an Mechanized Division Closer to Calais. It's a good idea.

  • seen this on englishrussia(dot)com ^^

  • i want these for my birthday party

  • @UnableToGiveADam Technology from china. Chinaman teach russian engineer and scientist new technology. Russian depend china for money and technology. Most russian scientist, engineer, rich man are chinese. in future, chinaman will help russian in politics. Chinaman will be russian next prime minister, president.minister and china will help russian to rule this country. China nationday will be your and russian birthday

  • The U.S. did that before, but it's not bad at all.

  • Dear Santa,

  • In Soviet Russia.... oh wait!

  • So, this is the military reform that Medvedev is bragging about. Gosh, this must be disappointing for the millions of Russians, who expected something...mmm... less inflatable?!

  • This is extremely funny! (: Russia should not have bothered creating these inflated tanks or other military vehicles, because their previous tanks and military were as bad as this anyway (: I can't stop laughing. I think you need to make inflatable Putin too, when this Putin dies, you have another one: no one will notice the difference :)))))

  • Serbians used things like this several years ago when the Americans bombed them!

  • Hmm... So now we're expecting Japan creating inflatable ninjas , Afganistan creating inflatable suicide bombers, North Korea creating inflatable nukes and US creating...ehm... inflatable wanker presidents :|

    Right ! Come over here all of you !

    I'll annihilate you with my scissors ! :P

  • Blowing up the army- toy weapons, perfectly comical introduction of world peace. War turns into a abstract circus of beautifully weird proportions.

  • Stupid Russians

    long live USA

    Fuck Russia

  • @eee545 .!.

  • @Renat501 Than fuck your RUSSIA!

    Greetings from Georgia

  • We are powerfull country of the world. I love my RUSSIA!

  • i hope they make an aircraft carrier. inflate it onto a beach in california, and scare the shit out of the coast guard.

  • I hate russsia!

  • @xBchify

    +1

  • @plucky225 what?

  • Надувные войска россии-это надувательство русских!!!

  • In Serbia NATO dropped 95 % bombs on huge scale tank models,

    they destroyed only 10 (ten) real tanks.After all bombs and missles Serbian heroic army wasn't scratched.

  • I want to drive this truck!

    What is the MPG?

  • ...ahhh Russians: going from extremely non-lethal (this) to massive overkill (Tzar Bomba)

  • INFLATABLES RULE!!!

  • Wow! what a talent! But why stick to military hardware? The market is so small! Can Irina make an inflatable version of herself? this would be a real commercial hit.

  • 5 stars from me buddy.

  • hahaha that could cause some confusion lol

  • Yes... Vietnam has proved it well...

  • lol

  • @TroutFink Americans spent tons of bombs at bombing fake targets and wooden tanks on Kosovo and Serbia so dont shit ....if we had this they would probably say thay destroyed 10000 our tanks...in fact 14 tzanks and they said 300....good job America....

  • @nedeljko031 14 dead assholes or 300 dead asshole.....either way we still killed you pussies

    Now go inflate a tank...Queer!

  • @TroutFink who is pussy :)? who targeted 10.000m from above xD come down come down to see what 7,62x39 can do xD

  • @nedeljko031 Why would fight a bunch of fucking ignorant poor people with AK-47's when we could just drop a 500lb bomb on your dumb ass.

    It worked, and we killed your people....all while they held an AK

    Keep trying dummy

  • @TroutFink ahhahh but you said we are pussies xD how i am pussy if i want to defend but i cannot? :) if i dont have resources for that :)? You killed 300 solders, 200 policemans and 2.000 civilians... dummy? eheh i am Mensa member :D

  • @nedeljko031 Good We killed 502 of you dumb fucks. To bad you and you CPU got away.

    Have fun inflating you tanks

  • @nedeljko031 I think you mean 2,000

    and it's spelled policemen

    Your english needs work

  • @TroutFink 200 not 2000 xD

    sorry i typed fast... Why do you insult tell me plz????

  • @nedeljko031

    True, dumb NAziTO agressors destoryed a lot of fake targets and wasted billions of money :D

  • @nedeljko031 long live the Serbian people.Greetings from Greece! That tactic of fooling the enemy using fake tanks, ambushes and bases was named Maskirovka by the Russians and it was used with great success in the second World War. They learned it from the Germans. Know we can only wait Maskirovka to be applied again. The Russian military does nothing without a purpose

  • @mahairman Ty brother....in Serbia our word for camuflage is Maskiranje :)... camuflage uniform is Maskirna uniforma ;)

  • @nedeljko031 UMAD bro? U.S, kicked Russia's poor ass at the end of cold war because you dumb asses thought communism was good, haha! Dumbasses half your nuclear weapons don't work because you shove them underground and are too poor to provide maintanence. And, you can't afford to launch any haha. Oh, and the M1 Abrams is the strongest, and most powerful tank in world not your crappy T-90 so U.S. wins as always, haha nerds.

  • @jackpwnage117 lol fail troll

  • @BurningEffect Fail? I actually have facts dumb ass troll....

  • @nedeljko031 Americans can afford that. Russians can only afford blow up bombs

  • @TroutFink ROFLMAO

  • I think they use something similar during the D Day invasion in WW2.

  • Lol...the US would drop bombs whether they are real or not.

  • thats the point, make the enemy waste their ammunition and then hit with the real thing

  • Thats the point idiot to shoot at the fake and hit with the real thats the russians plans are you honestly that stupid or are you some little kid who still thinks america is the best.

  • Just bomb the manufacturing company...

  • good luck getting there without getting shot down you fucking idiot

  • better than blowing up some old piece of junk

  • To all you assholes its a strategy the Germans would do the same in ww2, they would make tanks made of wood disguising it from real tanks and attracting the enemy and moving the real tanks into other bases and for other plans.

  • not only Germans...

  • rapidmoron-

    u r unic idiot--all utube knows zat--take a poison/

  • Typical Americans IQ is under two digits.

  • Good Job !!!

    Us Americans will just have to drop twice as many bombs to kill all of you!

    WOOOT WOOT! Twice the FUN!

  • Or you just may learnr to speak your own laguage for once.

  • @Blobsterss Vietnam

  • There are new weapons designed to combat these inflatable mockups. Giant darts have been developed to be dropped from aircraft to pop these phony military targets.

  • No - they deployed right in sattelites - they drop some darts from orbit.

    Because what if you send aircraft and those things would apear real?)))

  • nice tak tics but old it\s the same that egyptians used in 1963 against israel but it was made of wood

  • Most people put blow-up Santas, snowmen, and snowglobes on their lawn during Christmas time. Me? SCREW THAT! I'm gonna have a army blow-up SU-27 Flankers, T-72's, and SAMs on my front lawn. Santa will think twice about giving my kid a lump of coal for Christmas.

  • @NewbeFeaster Sir, you're my hero.

  • Are they really that desperate?

  • yes

  • @Geefee12 It's not about being desperate...it's about three things: protecting real tanks, saving soldiers lives, and tricking the enemy into thinking you're stationed or attacking somewhere you're not. Look up the "dummy tanks" article on wikipedia, there are some interesting stories.

  • lol, i want one.

  • A great goal would be to eventually phase out all real hardware and replace them with these fake substitutes.

    After that, we can duke out our conflicts with paint ball fights.

  • @BaileysBeads You would think paint ball wars would work just as well...too bad it's usually about which country has more people (soldiers) they're willing to let die until one side says, "enough!"

  • Russia has a formidable T-90 tank now,but they are produced in low numbers.Many more Abrams which will destroy a T-72 easily.Abrams and T-90 would be a good tank battle...edge going to the Abrams because of technology.

  • In Gulf war Iraq had old T55 and exported version of T72 (without modern electronic and active armor protection) Most Sadam tank was destroyed from air by A10, Apache and etc. USA and NATO never fight with T80 and T80S get the fact before talk nonsense!

  • To JonOccamBluecollar - Your brother are dumb or he can't identify T72 from T80! Iraq never had T80S! If USA fighting with small countries with old weapons its doesn't mean what Americans weapons is superior! Forgot how your ass was fucked in Vietnam? Americans never meet modern Russians tank!

  • AIDS came to the West and other diseases: drug addiction, smoking, drinking wine, cruelty, nazi.

  • We will fight you bitches with condoms))))))))

  • Send your condoms instead to Irkurtsk or whatever the Russian city in Siberia is with the massive AIDS epidemic.

  • Especially for uneducated people:

    Density of population in Syberia is very small. The highset level of AIDS in Russia is in Kaliningrad, it's because this city is situated in Western Europe (the very western city of Russia).

    Everything is OK with AIDS in Russia. You'd better care about your own country. (Gay rights, prostitution, sex parties etc) The level of AIDS in US is one of the highest in the world.

  • according to the world health organization:

    Russia 1.1% of the population with hiv/aids

    US .6%. of the population with hiv/aids

    nice try

  • FAIL

    (reffering to Kibabiba)

  • @kibabiba I agree about the U.S.' problems, but then Russia is infamous for its prostitutes. In fact, few thousand of them are giving blowjobs to thousands of men across the world as I type this (:

  • Путлер Капут! lol

  • Decoys are usefull even if you have the best military in the world.

  • Wow, russian scientists discover the concept of decoys.

  • Half their nukes are inflatable

  • that may be so.

  • There will be no practical application of these. They will scrap these units very soon. They are meant to force enemies into spending great amounts of money on technology to identify these decoys, while Russia themselves spend almost nothing. Economic warfare.

  • Exactly! And it has worked already in the first war between the USA and Iraq in Kuwait. The US bombed thousends of rubber tanks and other. Wasted hundreds of millions $.

  • @Dan250983 ........... so tricky isn't it

  • @brightchin

    An acknowledgement of good military goods from Russia by a Brit? Wow, I am glad to see, that not all of you are cached in those stupid stereotypes of Russia and the Russians. (Sorry for my English)

  • @Dan250983 weapon is weapon is weapon, this is not political. i have to admit this is a very creative concept.

  • @Dan250983 i dont see it working now adays with planes and helicopters with heat seeking cameras and such.....plus why are the getting inflatables now? :S

  • Gee whiz! When the Army wanted to draft me. I coulda just sent them an inflatable dummy! (Which is what my ex-wife used to call me.)

  • They probably have a whole bunch of these deployed in the eastern part of Russia near China to make China think Russia big and stwong! hehe

  • This is nothing new. Great Britian had inflatable hardware in WW2 to fool ze Germans.

  • Wow, do they have inflatable submarines?

  • Americans too have their own infatable weapons, Pikachu, Santa, Homer Simpson, Felix the Cat, Sponge Bob and even Barney!

  • wow - giving away secrets on TV - not so smart

  • thing is i remmber my uncle worked for speznaz  he said that the secret time for all hiddin files are 10 years so god knows how long this was invvented

  • That's fucking hilarious and very smart at the same time. I mean WTF? It looks the same !

  • Inflatable T90 > Real M1 Abrams.

  • - This is what USA zionist gang bombed in Serbia 1999 .

  • They should inflate the Su's with helium to do air to air combat.

  • VERY GOOD IDEA

  • I think that truck is related to my old girlfriend.

  • Surreal

  • The neocons are reporting this as a new Russian arms build up.

  • @y2knoproblem You would be surprised to know that the neocon mentality is very similar to that of Putin and his gang. Different sides of one shitty coin (:

  • Hehe, Allies did this in WWII with wooden tanks etc.

  • I want a Russian Tank for my front yard here in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The city would SHIT :)

  • when Irak invade to kuweit you invade Irak..when afganistan have talibans you invade to afganistan ...when serbia fight for theyre groun you bomb serbia..but when russia invade georgia you do nt speak cowards american..slaughters of the nations...why???? you afraid russia hahahaha ameican nurds..orthodoxe power for ever !!!!