Hot Girl's Dating Tips: Pick-up Lines (My Love Secrets to Seduce Me)

[Antzor11]

I would soo tittie fuck her hard

[ManosPinkPanther]

the best boobs ever....WEII DONE GIRL!!!!!

[coffaga]

So...it worked and you guys did it? Why would you give it as an example otherwise :)

[TheRandomguy505]

fine i'll rate it five stars just because you've got awsome boobs and your proper fit :) xx

[tikkitaka]

ENSEÑA LAS TETAS Y LE DOY A LIKE!!!!!

[TheMerinight]

so..the next time a guy says this to me, I'll know where he got it from...

[StrathendrickPiper]

boobies woo!

[megasmileyface123456]

damn do u always have your boobs out like this damn ur hot

[Rubenlocz1]

Hey you slut did you end up fucking or eating his man juice after that pick up line answer me back your whore

[gerechte1]

Are you A Internet Bitch ??? Or are You Dumb ??? Get Clothes look Normal

[cortes1988]

DAMN!! she is hot and has nice tits

[LiLCme09]

i did that n she said "What?" and then i completely forgot what i said and completely embarresed myself... fml

[b1gbudda]

buuuuut did you fuck him? cuz if you dont then it didnt work :P

[GBillups15]

why cant things be all tought with a hot chick and nice body and tits showing some skin off

[georgelewis]

She is hot , nice boobs, but her English is terrible...... :P

[CosmicTopSecret]

sorry. I meant to say get into angry rages

[CosmicTopSecret]

So... I recommend you stop posting these videos until you actually tell the truth. Admit that you are full of shit, and you want a total asshole who will abuse you, take advantage of you. Use you to buy them drugs and alcohol so they can get in angry. They also have to be stupid, have no sense of humor, and loaded with character flaws so women have a project. NEWS FLASH: Men never really change. You cannot fix anyone. especially if they dont want to be fixed. So stop lying and be honest.

[CosmicTopSecret]

There was a 5 year study done by over 300 women and all of this proved to be true. These women ranged from extremely well educated. (bachelors, masters, phd etc...), and women who barely got their GED or never even did. The results were identical. So If you really want a woman to be with you, dumb yourself down, be a total asshole. get drunk and hooked on drugs, and beat them on a regular basis. They love it. It is a project for them. (I would never do this myself, but these are the facts)

[CosmicTopSecret]

All of you women are full of shit. Women like fucked up, drug addicted, alcoholic, abusive, low educated, and terrible to women in general. Why you ask?? Because women want a project. If you are handsome, funny...really funny, educated, make a great living, supportive, and non abusive are hopeless. There is nothing to fix so women hate it. 85% of all women verbally or physically abused say they "deserved it". Nice guys finish last and women are fuckin stupid. End of Story.

[ePiiQs]

Are You The Type Of Girl Who Can Make A Wish Come True? xD

[constantinett]

sex sells! yes we understand, you have big boobs :P

[alexgreekgangster]

Only one thing I'm looking at

[s1nh8ters]

Hey babe... If I told you you have a great body would you, hold it against me? XD

[cuteejames]

your boobs is like talking to me..hahaa..lol

[Brutaliuz]

Tania i got a serious question!!! What do girls like most big dick or small!?

[Ksaiper]

@Brutaliuz really serious question lmao...

[LostAcapulko]

jajajajaja I cant believe it! all this guys are losers jajajajajajaj

[Maarttttt]

Nice boobs.

[ellelaby123]

here's mine...

can i see your tits?

i got free handjob :D thanks for giving me the confidence tania :)

[jackblacksutube]

"hello, I love you"

[darthkyle1]

If I were to flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

[TreeMuncher99]

Mute video + Fullscreen

[MrTheGrabber]

You're my new favorite.

[MrBiohumanomineralny]

When I'm about to take a chick's phone number I use this one: 'Hey,give me your number,we can exchange few naughty texts (Remember,don't ask for number-Request it[she doesn't have much option then])'.If she has a good sence of humour,it's a 100% line.

[MrEntertainmentXD]

if you was a bike i would ride you all day!

[magmablock]

"Hey, baby, I think you're hot. Want to get married?"

[cl0udFX]

BEST PICKUP LINE : Hi, nice legs you have there, what time do they open?

[RANKO2406]

my fav opener starts with comic starter like...at air port counter...igrl asks which seat u want?i sa any seat preferably which shoudl land safely...she smiles..also when she checks passport so carefully i used to say...yea see closely..the r twins liek me...so be carefull..she smiles more thsi time..finally i say comon whats use of twins lie me int his world?twins like u pretty girl would be a benefit to fashion world...immediately she gave her contanct card..so here i write this with her now.

[MsDivermuff]

This is the best line, and works well more often than, "Whats your sign"

Approach the female that youve been staring at across the bar and prepair to say these really really difficult words. "Hi, my name is ____" Best pick up line in the world

[gitz7v]

@MsDivermuff this only works if youre the most attractive guy on the planet. if you look like the hunchback of notre dame, this will fail 100% of the time. however, if you are the most attractive guy on the planet, you can walk up and say "Hi, my name is Turdburglar." and win every time.

[yeujin200]

well my best pick up line is a crazy one i was walking down street when i met a hot woman ,than i ask her for a time, she said it's 10 o'clock i said wow are you sure because mine is 975.....and i give her my number and i told her to try to save it in order to fix her time...and she save it in her phone and she said is that on GMT or KSA and i said on mehdi (my name) and we laughed and we start a nice conversation ....

[prnvalium]

I tried "Quick! Come with me! I'm from the future!" once. Worked OK. But I like a postmodern pick up line, like: "Hi, I'm Kirk, I'm here to chat you up."

[mfirebird3000]

I her boobs hanging out on purpose ... cause its working...

[IPassionI]

I don't know that the hell u've just said, I was distracted by ur visual lines,,, oh I love visual lessens.

[GreekAnimeFan]

what a whore....obviously she wants to get scrwed !

[romanazazel]

how I'd like to be balls deep in you.

[sabesta]

Hey, why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.

[lBLiNckY]

u use your titis like a clever advertisement ;)

couse i think nobody pay attension for what r u talking about (neither i..:P )

everybody are focusing to your (O) (O)

[SteveGultz]

shes so fuckin hot

[tommygunTH1995]

when i try to listen i get distracted by her boobs...... damn you boobs, by the way is that chick dutch??

[Sodiumreactor]

I tried to rate your video, but I couldnt find the button for 6 stars  :P

[dawcx]

@Wintendows at least your line has promise. Everyone knows it's a game of numbers. Direct to the point will get you smacked by most, but when you find that someone special ;)

[willNsmith]

Here's my lines:

Hey girl......i noticed you noticing me,so I came here to give you a notice that I noticed you too......come lets get naked and get busy......

[willNsmith]

Here's my lines:

Hey girl......i noticed you noticing me,so I came here to give you a notice that I noticed you too......come lets get naked and get busy......

[aadityam219]

i want to have sex with my girlfriend what should i do

[ILovemyGuitar494]

i only watched this vid for ur awesome fucking big boobs

[ali240882]

Please cover yourself girl!

[joshkasongo]

Hurry up write your number down baby before I don't want it no more

[devil007y]

good idea

[earlsimmons]

I usually say are both your parents retarded cus you are very special

[shodyblz]

oh god um those titties and that position she was laying in.. thumbs up

[mastergangzta]

sex me!

[TheMogy74]

just another bich ready for losers

[soccerboy433]

Are you from Jamaica? cause Jamaican me crazy!

[alperr3onurr]

@soccerboy433 that shit is HI-LAR-IOU-S XDDD

[shanitaunal]

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[Cryto]

My favorite one is : "Hey What's up! You are?" (best natural results ever)

Don't use : "Do I look like a drug dealer?" (Only worked on halloween, other times i got bitch-slapped)/.

[drsta84]

notice 0:18 - 0:21 the shirt conveniently comes down more to reveal the bra and more cleavage. she realized she wasn't showing enough titty so she intentionally stopped to make sure we know shes a slut. lol love it

[tf2addict123]

boner attack a way

[Afraid0fGhosts]

You should have more respect for yourself but I see that you like the attention. In this case it is perfectly right to say "attention whore" literally

[2dev2u]

slut hot cleaves

[PieceofMindmusic]

I wish i knew her in person :[ she seems really smart and funny and awesome.

[isaacballer64]

do you have a mirror in your pocket cause i see you in my pants

[Linkacious1]

My concentration went at 0.17 so I just watched it with the sound off.

[wcybersexgrlb]

I can't put my nude videos here, obviously.... but I can do anything I want on webcam if anyone is interested. **REAL** girl here. Contact me on yahoo = SpoiledBrat19f or aim = jessicateases19 I love to be watched!

[XxF4KEandG4YxX]

heres my line (joke)  hey do you work at subway cause you just gave me a footlong,....and.....do you work at a hardware store cause you turned my software into hardware lol

[koleenznamilan]

She is so sexy and Asian women Meet hot lushfmlk.info

[faviokamikaze]

Why the hell do i feel like eating oreos after watching this video??

[2eelShmeal]

Let's stop bulllshitting ourselves.... If you are hot the girl will like you even if your game is horrible.

If you are not, you can have the best game in the world and it doesn't matter. Somehow pick up lines work better coming from a good looking guy.... go figure....

[ninjaclan14]

LOVE THE BOOBS

[oliver6144]

are your parents astronauts? Because i have an erection

[futureistic1000]

I'm sorry I wasn't listening I was to busy at staring at ur boobs.

[daftrab13]

good openingline: is ur mom and dad hadicaped cause ur pure special

[Wintendows]

My openingline: My dick just died, can I bury it in ur ass?

[extreme38]

@Wintendows hahah epic

[FTHKANAME]

@Wintendows x0a0xa0xa0x0ax0ax0a0xa0x0a nice one man!

[dreadhead1122]

@Wintendows id rather in her pussy

[TheKimpossiblefan]

@Wintendows dude i went out today i was so drunk i was thinking man i just read this awesome comment why not try it and i actually said it to a random girl actually she laughed and i started a converstation i was like wtf i was hoping to net get punched in the face by her boyfriend or even her LOL

[TheRenaissance83]

nice breastst...........shit

[Guuziec]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEES!

[mangekyuoamaterasu]

1923 faggots

[Michaelfender]

whore

[Guuziec]

@Michaelfender ur mom

[ssdd120]

show me your genitals

[moninpillo]

ur cute ;)

[childsization]

hi how u doing

[evangel18]

Hey

Wanna fuck?

[bama9236]

lol yeah right tht would not work or would it?

[wavykids11]

r u loving your life cause i started loving min when i saw you

[gearmaster101]

i knew you were from belgium or holland cauese you talked english with the accent i am used to hear cuz i'm from holland

[joseneto9393]

IM AFRAID THE GIRL I LIKE SAW THIS VIDEO FIRST!! :/

[Jago8300]

@joseneto9393 OWNED! LMAO

[halofan313]

@joseneto9393 lmao ikr :D

[drsta84]

@joseneto9393 You have 93 in your name... thats your birthdate im sure, but 43 in your profile so you can see 18+ videos, lol. your afraid she saw the video first because your still young and not sure of yourself, get more confidence and you'll be ditching the girl you like for a hotter one in no time. Girls love confidence, and if you miss the girl you like after you have played the field, just get with her again with that confident mentality. dont worry about trivial things like you mentioned.

[5jabhi415]

@joseneto9393 lol good 1

[5jabhi415]

Can i ask you something? How come you don't smile? she smiles and we go from there ;)

[xDeadlyLustx]

Is it necessary to have your boobs hanging out in every vid you do?

[SiLenTBlacKhawK]

@xDeadlyLustx shhhh

[SoRRoWx2L1Fe]

holy shit bitch listen to my advice....

if u wanna get a man STFU and take off ur shirt+braw (if ur wearing one)

[longdan1]

Whatever

[JoJaeock]

Does Erik know you're doing this? Lame...

[gimuelgwapo]

OOOOOHHHH MMYYYYYY GOOOOSSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Please tell your boobs stop looking at my eyes!

[elusivemel]

Lines only work on chickenheads. Case in point.

[mitchellwazhere]

lol singer i hear u

[signer246]

I got a question. Who are the guys that sometimes are in ur videos? Like the cookin Pervy guy and the nerd?

[ATsax501]

Yeah I got a question. Can I see those big beautiful tits please? And maybe fuck you a little? Thanks.

[H1TM1N]

haha every bone haha

[callerofduty1]

your boobs are big/hot......i wanna lick them LOLZLMAOROFLXD

[Sharpe7]

Daily, nightly & ever so rightly. ^^

[SuperHoustonguy]

my pick up line Are you a general cuz u make my private stand up straight!

[MyDogBarksToU]

I'm sorry, but i had to look at the video twice cuz the first time i was just staring at you... :D

[ryanthompson2009]

my opinion is .. that pickup line may have worked in the 20s... but oh well

heres my pickup line of the day..

i like your tits.. u sexy piece of fuck pie . and i really want to stick my whole face in them 

[vyrgo84]

@ryanthompson2009 hell yeah!! lolol!!!!!

[ryanthompson2009]

@vyrgo84 haha yea shes fuckin hott

[Maderchodanish]

THAT IS COOL I M U R FAN GUIDE ME THROUGH ,,,, JONNEYGADDER@GMAIL

[BreakRightIntoHeaven]

Plain-looking girl of substance and personality > Pretty, vain, arrogant air-heads like this.

[thabestnoobaroud]

loool like this girl has only 872433 views on her videos cuz of her boobs ,xD if u "guys" want to see some boobs go to youporn or something lol

[dreidl19380]

LOL You look like a nurse? Geez! What hospital is he going to? Tania doesn't look like any nurse I've ever seen! If she did I would be throwing myself down several flights of stairs right now!

[666Gecco]

Hey, do ya wanna fuck??? works every time

[KGBlBlitz]

For god sakes...can you please stop saying the work "guys" that is really annoying.

[hunsicker5]

This girls is rhe sexiest girl I have ever seen and I wanna ask a question to u.. I'm kinda shy when it comes to girls and wanna know what would help me get confident?...

[datsuncomfort]

you are an idiot.

[sayonariii]

atstri ya 3ahira, ne3la katnzel 3la mmek

[Date60]

Fantastic advice

[VideoGamesAnthology]

Oh no!!! another mindless girl that show your boobs on internet to get some atention

[dvdprui]

@VideoGamesAnthology why would people keep tuning into vids to see picks? God damn, a good call girl is like 150 around where I am...

showing tits does NOT make you smart, funny, cute, or whatever, just makes you a whore. Trust me, I pay cunts like this to do my calls for me.

[dragondook]

@VideoGamesAnthology shows* on THE interner* attention* LEARN TO ENGLISH

[DamarSweetness]

@johnschwerdt the penis does not have and is not a bone...lulz you're dumb

[brujoal]

is your dad a retard? cuz your special!

[fraudster111]

Damn you athene for always grabbing those boobs. Athene grabs them like crazy in his vids. Makes me so mad cuz i wanna grab them too T_T

[profit6914]

damn gurl if u were a booger i would pick you! garenteed to make her laugh if u say it with confidance and attitude, a great conversation starter

[caramelizeme]

middle-eastern...PERSIAN!!!! right???