MST3K - Favorite Moments - Deathstalker

[aaronjwilson84]

"Put your dwarf on oscillating."

[textthing]

So here's a naive question. Is the "white substance" on the Warrior from Hell extra white powder or... some other substance...?

[rabapab23]

I have a cat poster...

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

Hey, somebody TP'ed your ghost!

[BryonYoungblood]

Too bad you missed this riff;

"Dinysius!?"

Mike: From Denver?! Hey, this is great! We used to play "Superstar"!

Servo: Hahahahahaha! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY!!

[Gjeorje]

"that`s not the way love`s supposed to happen..." -Wasn`t that a Foriegner song? -or more likely Michael Jackson. <*¬)X

[primepm]

Oh my God, you didn't leave in the "cracker" comment

[DrPoon]

The hats at the beginning

[Dwightsgirl1979]

"DIE!"

"...okay."

XD

[MegaTaylor12345]

just hold me lmfao

[MegaTaylor12345]

squeak like you've never squeaked before men lmao

[cantstandya2]

"Who are you?"

"We smelt your food."

Crow-"THAT WAS THE LAST GUYS NAME!"

[anemicroyaltea69]

LMAO, All of the squeak comments keep having me say "FUCKING SQUEAK" like in the rough cut of It Lives By Night. lmao

[emilynextdoor]

"I have a cat poster" X-D

[JohnnyC133]

Wait, is the hero Walt Cummings from 24?!

[Denjiro1]

@JohnnyC133 Good eye, yes it is.

[thegoof171]

you will sleep in the barn. Servo--- This isn't the Barn??!?!?!

[nektulosnewbie]

Guess what I've been doing!!!!

[Shadowchaofan]

Music by a total spazz!!!!! LOL XD

[sirweeze]

"Watch, this is my Robert Plant impression..."

[rettic]

Music by: a total spazz! Haha!

[GrantsWatching]

"He's hasselhoffing it bigtime."

[BryonYoungblood]

HA!! HArd to look menacing when you're dressed as Maude!

OK, if you're done degrading the human race, can we get on with the movie?!

[johnhamilton08]

the people who aren't fans of MST3K are sad people I pity them.

[Miolnir1976]

4:13 "Two out of three?"

[SerialKiller1986]

Who are we ? BATS !

What do we want ? Insects !

Why do we want em ? sokfjrigmtrikhjmt right now !

Squek Squek Squek !1

[GoblinXXX]

(Doot dootie-doot doot dootie dootie dootie doot, doot dootie doot doot doooo)

"I- put the- beats in my- Own script, and I'm- Sticking- To them!"

[pdlbean]

Who are you?

I smelled your food.

That was the last guy's name!

[Anynom]

You left out Mike's brilliant summation: "This is one of the most ambitiously bad movies we have ever done!"

[SuperAvies]

"In the end, I'll get flowers on my head and everyone telling me how wonderful I am."

ALL: "SHUT UP!!"

[BryonYoungblood]

@SuperAvies Yuip. 'Nuff said, guys! XD

[onyxprime]

Tron?!

[HinataChick38]

3:05 - 3:14

Me: IS THIS A PORNO OR SOMETHING?!?

[UpSky2]

- That's some dumb hat Harry.

- So eat your potatos. *I*'m not going to!

[edstercw]

Dave Grohl

[ftolmsteen]

There's another part that was pretty funny when Deathstalker & Trauxartas (sp?) were sword fighting. There was a obvious action scene miscue where Robert North (deathstalker) forgets to swing his sword at Trauxartas so Traux' grab's D.S.'s sword making it appear he's trying to stab him then Servo says something like "Must I do everything!? JEEZ!"

[tennispink]

"Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak..." LMAO

[Feckinpaddy29]

"Guess what I've been doing!"

[VeryAngryCamel]

@Feckinpaddy29 possibly the best quote from anything ever

[CaptainJack84]

this is the third deathstalker, the first two were gory and had lots of nudity in it, different from this one

[Scorpion14]

Robert Rorth.

[bruxbrux]

@Scorpion14 "That's one of the most clearly printed Rs I've ever seen!"

[alienisuntverus]

Come out of retirement guys, they're still making Twilight movies.

[GriffithAMPS]

@alienisuntverus you should check out Rifftrax. Mike, Bill, and kevin haved riffed the hell out of the Twilight movies

[TheMattShow1011]

Hey. Somebody teepeed your ghost. LOL

[grnhair2001]

top ten riff: I put the beats in my own script, and I'm sticking with em.

[Verto9999]

squeak

[Chillidan24]

music at 4:29 is effin hilarious

[AMOVIEGUY14]

You should have left in "Will careful honey."

[starschwar]

Guess what I've been doing!

[wewenono77]

WOW he's hasslehoffing it Big TIme (LOL)

[ilikethecoke]

Watch out for the editing!

[BlueEyes7452]

Music by A Total Spaz

[devospud]

Is this feeling a little weird to you too?

[DenOfVipers]

The lady sorceress in this one was so cute. That is all this movie had going for it.

[EvilAtria]

SHUT UP

[CrimsonKing1730]

Girl-"that's not how love is supposed to happen"

Crow-"it should be secret and shameful and leathery and dirty"

[theweakwillwalk]

GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING!!!!

[pdlbean]

"Kinda hard to look menacing when you're dressed like Maude."

"Hey! Somebody TP'ed your ghost!"

[SerPinkKnight]

"Put your Dwarf on ocilate"

[perplacymp]

"T = 4 seconds to an emotion."

[BryonYoungblood]

Crow: He's Batman!

Truxardis: There's a third STONE!!!

Servo: And I'm passing it!

Crow: Hard to look menacing when you're dressed like Maude!

Crow: Excuse me, Mr. Moose Warrior...

Mike: I'm a bat!!

Mike: This movie's like playing Doom when there aren't any monsters or opponents!

Crow: Oh, apparently he eats jellied gasoline and toast every morning!

Mike: Tron?!

Bryon

[dustymew]

squeak like you never squeak before men!

SQUEAK!

[DrThunder88]

"DIE!"

"Okay."

[BryonYoungblood]

Another good one I think you missed;

Truxardis: Nicias!?

Mike: From Denver?! Man, this is great! Hey, we did "Superstar" together!

Truxardis: Hahahaha!

Servo: Do you love this guy?!

And one you did;

Mike: OK, if you're done degrading the human race, can we get on with the movie?!

Bryon

[BryonYoungblood]

Deathstalker: In the end, all I'll get is flowers on my head and everyone telling me how wonderful I am.

Mike, Crow, and Servo: SHUT UP!!!!

Bryon

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"It's hard to look menacing when you're dressed like Maude. O.o"

[VeryAngryCamel]

3:25

GUESS WHAT IV BEEN DOING! LOL :)

[shotokanshdn]

God servo is so damn funny!

[jojesaky16]

anybody else notice that servo's hat just disappeared around 0:21?

[kittenrenea]

yup-I figured their hats would probably go away, so we could see the awesome example of great cinematography and award winning acting, and by golly being the genius that I am, I was right as usual... :) gotta love these guys...take care! :)

[gaglir]

"They need a smug bastard in the next village."

[Thefeed]

"SQUEAK. SQUEAK."

[textthing]

That was the last guy's name!

[aliceofhearts]

"DIE!"

Okay.

[itwontbez]

"The haircuts are of by about 1200 years!"

A great Season 7 ep! Hopefully Shout! will get the rights to this someday and release it on DVD!

[UpSky2]

Very good - both the choices (despite leaving out the Popeye joke & c... too many good choices available of course...) and the tight but accurate timing, which most compilations don't manage.

(I wish the Fan made DVD Menu for this was still available.)

[rosafrancisca]

I love the music.

[sillygrl23]

Oh my god! The main "hero" is unbelievable! He obviously has no sense of humbleness. All of the best heroes in fantasy movies at least have some doubt they are not going to succeed or get the girl. You know-human.

[butchdeadlift10]

its worse than that

[sillygrl23]

I dare to ask but how worse?

[butchdeadlift10]

he is snarky without charm, cocky without skill, and fully aware he is in a fantasy adventure without taking a bit of it seriously.

What hero expects to be praised for his accomplishments? What romance easily drifts off to get laid with some random dirt farmer without even thinking about the first romance?

what was the writing process for this movie; a stenographer taking notes on a 5th grade DnD game?

I could go into greater detail, but I am keeping it as short as possible

[sillygrl23]

I see your point butchdeadlift

In the movies I have seen, the real "hero" dosen't even want to be the 'savior of the day' he is usually thrusted into it especially by some sage or whatever that tells him he is meant for big things. But that scares the guy thinking that he is not going to succeed halfway through the film, until he realizes that he has to make the best of it and if it happens fine, if not, he still gets the girl that shares a bond with him throughout the movie.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

This guy peaked in the Middle Ages!

[ElvenApparition]

The boys were on a ball in this movie! 8D

[ShinyRayquaza2]

Trash-talking wasn't very good yet. All you could say was "Aaah, ar hhaaaarh haaaaah!"

[thatbigolhead]

uuuh do those flap or are they just attached?

[BrohemianRhapsody]

GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING!

That almost killed me.

[sexyscholar]

"I-put the--beats in--my own--script and I'm sticking--with them."

LOL x a billion

[AlbedoUnit667]

Wow...one of the worst medieval / fantasy flicks ever. The music in particular drove me nuts - it's beyond awful. Oh, and that maniacal villain is by far one of the absolute worst actors I've ever seen in my life...simply unbelievable: "This has - nothing do with - being rich." You can't get worse than that, even if you tried.

[JHZildjian]

Oh man, you messed some of the best parts from Truxardis!

"It's Truxardis! Sunday at the Metrodome!"

"And you! You nut, GET over here!"

[JimBiz12]

1:15... My favorate part. ( :

[tacopylas]

"Potatoes are what we eat!"

[DominoEffect8993]

SHUT UP

haha

[spiffxthexcajun]

Omg, I love the "music by a total spazz" part XD

[merlin262005]

The director's vision; confusion racked with ambiguity.

[Ottacon]

is this feeling a little weird for you to?

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Trash talking wasn't very good yet, all you could say was "arrrrhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrhhhh­hhhh"

[Hiaki]

Guess what I've been doing!

[rabapab23]

(Deep voice) Squeak, squeak, squeak.