Portal 2 - Aperture Investment Opportunity 1: Panels

[FreedomAttacker]

GUYS STOP STEALING MAH DAMN COMMENT. IT HAD OVER 600 LIKES AND IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE.

[swe3rset]

Roses are red

Portals are blue

That is a crusher

We sell them too.

[doomcrazyful]

roses are red

violets are blue

thats a crusher

we sell them too.

[MrPongo3010]

thats not a panel, that is a crusher. We sell them to.

[crud42]

Mentlegen! I present to you: panels

[remotecontrolaholic]

I love how the crusher breaks all the panels underneath it.

[ThyQueerOne]

aww... the companion cube fell out of the room

[a2redneck]

Of course you all make fun of Aperture Science, look at Black Mesa! In Black Mesa they aliens teleporting out of no where, collapsing catwalks, exploding keyboards and computers, electrified toxic waste, ZOMBIES and if that is bad enough they have the military killing all the employees and some maniac hitting everything with a crowbar. This is dave johnson here, asking you to work for us.

[bombs321]

@a2redneck CAVE Johnson. Not Dave.

[a2redneck]

@bombs321 sorry about that, just a typo.

[bbbbbthn3]

@a2redneck Great!_Where_do_I_sign_up?:D

Broken_Keyboard

[a2redneck]

@bbbbbthn3 On the application form.

[bbbbbthn3]

@a2redneck ALL_RIGHT!!TIME_FOR_SOME_SCIEN­CE!

[meteorr77]

engineer build that

[joshua3182]

1 person is GLaDOS

[defcon1120]

well atleast the portal gun didnt get crushed.

[max82power]

@SiPlusPLKV HAHAHAHA!!! Brilliant! Wait, are you Cave Johnson? :D

[enverelkeda]

the "we sell them too" killed me

[SoooDespicable]

Ah, I love the humor in this game

[nintendo625]

1 person mistook a panel for a crusher

[coopclown]

I want a crusher.

[LightRiolu]

the blue robot made a youtube account just so he could thumbs down this video

[Tuft641]

@LightRiolu

DON'T DISS ATLAS! ATLAS IS WIN!

[masterb585]

what will they think of next? apiture science introducing tomorrow today!

do i get payed for sponsorship

[naruto4789]

"that is not a panel, that's a crusher we sell them to" LOL!!!

[VazkiFtw]

Anyone else noticed atlas saying "troll" before the crusher?

[NFVGames]

0:30 "That is not a pannel... it's Crusher... we sell them too" AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[pufixas]

@NFVGames

Are you having a seizure?

[LostInPhilly89]

0:30

I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard! Valve is the most incredible and funniest video game developer ever!

[TheEhxpert]

Will there be cake? :D

[FanOfKOTOKO]

How much for the crusher?

[EMPXXXXX]

0:21 safe! :D

[TheLuigi805]

@EMPXXXXX he said say

[noisebombwarfare]

@TheLuigi805 he said "safe" as one of the adjectives to describe the panels.

-fully configureable

-infinitely variable

-safe

it is also irony because as he says "safe," the robot is being hit against the wall by a panel.

[EMPXXXXX]

@TheLuigi805 ummm noo he said ''Safe'' it also makes sense if he says ''Safe'' than ''Say''

[danny131k]

That's a crusher not a panel. LOL

[AnonIonCannon]

I WANT PICTURES. PICTURES OF PORTALS.

[kneteanimator]

aperture science looks so much better than black mesa... but im glad gordon didnt have to avoid crushers XD

[Noble695]

Good enough for science. Not Aperture Science! Lol

[squizwald]

"That's not a panel ... That's a crusher... We sell those too" That bit made me laugh xD

[jhonytwoface534]

ok and i sent you a friend request last night on the ps3.did you get it

[Tuxedo413]

He said the planks of tomorrow

[andnowforsomething89]

1 person works at Black Mesa. GORDON FREEMAN IM WATCHING YOU!!!

[darkyoda]

I love the sound of...well shock and somewhat dismay at the crusher.

[JackDJones]

The robot who was crushed obviously disliked this video

[Skullcatcher117]

that is not a panel. thats a crusher... we sell them too... *mike turns off* WTF Was that!

[thewierdone1989]

who would dislike this trailer?

[Joekill95]

@mikilofo90 No, a person was crushed by a crusher :)

[JazzaLoop]

Cave Johnson

C. Johnson

I'm a bit slow

[Suzaku000]

With panels, we will finally get photos of SPIDERMAN! The crusher will help, too. Now get out of here.

[AdrianMatrix]

"That is not a panel! Thats a crusher....We sell them to." lols

[iwarton]

i cant wait for this game it looks likes its going to be a blast and a some what funny game with thee trailers lol

[jhonytwoface534]

@iwarton i agree i have pre ordered it.did you know that if you buy the ps3 version you get the computer version free?if you dont have enough money i could send you the computer version.because everyone should be able to experience the devious fun that is portal

[iwarton]

@jhonytwoface534 dude that would be kickass cause i dont have enough for it ill probably have to wait a while before i can get my own ps3 copy :/

[jhonytwoface534]

@iwarton it would be my pleasure (not in the gay/petifile way)to send you the computer copy btw computer and ps3 people can do coop together so that would be cool if we ever meet up in portal 2 coop

[iwarton]

@jhonytwoface534 yeah that would be pretty cool thanks man :). you should add me on ps3 my psn oXXvermilionXXo

[jhonytwoface534]

@iwarton um I'm sorry to ask this but will you be able to pay for shipping and find out what the computer versions price is

[iwarton]

@jhonytwoface534 im not to sure if anything dude ill save up some money and try to get the ps3 version so we can beat that shit lol

[jhonytwoface534]

@iwarton bty on ps3 im ultimatum329/ultimatumcanine

[URsuckishATlife]

"Panels, the planks of tomorrow" 

[blizrfiz]

Poor blue robot XD

[Naturiel]

@TheBananaJoint it sounded more like "crusher" ,)

[TheBananaJoint]

@Naturiel k, makes more sense at all :)

[rubiks15]

@TheBananaJoint

he said "crusher"

[DWTDmitri]

WOW First vid on youtube with more than 120 likes and 0 dislikes...

So that means this is 100% ROFL guaranteed...

and every fkn asshole who will give the first dislike, I will personally crush under a crusher!!

[mikilofo90]

@DWTDmitri soorrry dude but 1 crusher disliked this

[uncachable]

I need to pre-order one of those panels.

[jos3ph277]

i need this game! its so awesome :) 

[NintendoBox100]

"That is not a panel" rofl

[clankbot9]

Reminds me of Ratchet and Clank =P

[ReginaldMaulding]

JK SIMMONS

[NoHeadsProduction]

Is this Johnson guy the Billy Mays of Aperture?

[crazyassassinkill]

when the door closed on the robot i started laughing but when it got crushed i stopped :'( *sniffle*

[nintendofanperson]

who is that guy thats talking is he like the new glados or something and i kno i spelt glados wrong

[damiharp13]

@nintendofanperson You spelled it right.

[lazernuke]

@nintendofanperson no. he's the president of aperture science

[VTown1989]

I would love to have Panels in my room. Not so much the crusher.

[DJVAN3]

@VTown1989 crusher is not a panel

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

@VTown1989 ME WANT CRUSHER.

[luckjes112]

@VTown1989 Yeah, i have an idea they could invent, You know you have dimensions, and they could invent a button for in houses that whould roll out "hidden dimensions" the room will grow, and you have more space!

[max82power]

How are we supposed to solve the puzzles while ROFL? XD

[MrNiels202002]

this spot makes me laugh xDD

[DJGhillie]

"That is not a panel. But we sell those too." XD that made me laugh so much!

[umpalumpa101909]

this made me laugh, cant wait for this game

[steampunk17]

:that is not a panel...:

[protomous]

My Friend:this sucks, VALVe is promising too much about the co-op but not 'bout the singleplayer, hated it.

Me: Seriously?

Him: of course not you dumbass.

[NUKEMANN1995]

valve is awesome

[GamePlayUK]

portal 2 = best game

[TheElviz86]

How 'bout Episode Three Johnson?

[karambiatos]

@TheElviz86

rest assured before one of the many possible outcomes and thus theories about the end of our universe, becomes actuality it will be released.

[jurlol12]

funny..

[McFat767]

lol :D i want bloody room with panels

[MexicanAxeMurderer]

:O