Family Guy - Censored Jokes (Paley Center)

[korynnleefx]

it's a sad reflection on society when people don't get family guy references to classic bits of culture...i'm lookin at you, everyone who didn't get shipoopi.

[MrRidisc]

shapupi or whatever... he most googled word 2 days after... these guys could move mountains if they wanted...

[dedpxl]

how about that other jfk gag when it looks even more realistic

[MrMachinimator]

They say they have cut these jokes but ive heard all of them in episodes

[MrChaos366]

i just got that the jfk despenser thing ha ha

[2011Fatcat]

people take stuff to literally...it's comedy!....

[tmanuel44]

That JFK thing sounds a bit brutal. Glad they didn't use it. Would have caused a lot of shit.

[CorbertoKainth]

@tmanuel44 They did use it, but when showing repeats they dont, i have it on dvd,

[RyanKaufman]

Lol, Seth cares about alienating viewers, yet takes shot at Conservatives any chance he gets. Oh that's a good one.

[xsararangerpkerx]

shapoopi

[dedevonne]

OMG the woman who voices Lois was the mean teacher from the Lizzy McGuire movie. O_o......

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

If you ask me censoreship is very anti freedom of speech. Good thing i don't have any FCC where i live :)

[justinotherpeterson]

Trey Parker and Matt Stone would of done it

[JWFernel]

@justinotherpeterson

"Would HAVE"

[yoyoboy70]

the truth is who gives a fuck if you or me get offended, why does it matter? are we entitled not to be subjected to offensive content? just because it offends you doesn't mean anything, get the fuck over it.

[longlivestalin1]

whats a pez despenzer?

[robm14]

@longlivestalin1 It's a sweet dispenser in America where you flip the head back and it pushes a sweet (pez ) up. They make lots of novelty ones. You could just google it though. Takes about 2 seconds. It would stop any errors in my answer, because I can't be arsed to check if I'm right.

[Conspiracyknowledge]

1:02 hahaha funny shit

[MrThedude77777]

Hey I've seen re runs on Adult swim and that pez is still there take that FCC

[itzNICH0LAS]

0:01 skipp the add

[quinnolivia]

My brother told me this one "i went to a 50's themed diner and they had a jfk omlete....they crack the eggs back and to the left"

[YOMYPEEPZ555]

but... they did the pez despenser gag... i saw it tonight! its the one where joe first moves to the neighborhood

[Emiilliiaaa]

i hate the woman that does lois' voice -_-

i really just hate her

[lilmissretroo]

1:22 WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?!

Chapter 1: My First Period.

[elysium735]

It let me skip the ad. Paley Center, you're awesome :)

[RAWRNicholasTzz]

He sounds like Bryan normally.

[missgeorgieb100]

@RAWRNicholasTzz Yeah he does

[STiXz92]

Here's the JFK Pez Dispenser Clip ^^

wwwDOTmyspaceDOTcom/video/vid/­2067557

[cambryn]

Thumbs up if you didn't need to look up shapoopie.

[aarongovey]

@cambryn do you mean shiboopi?

[cambryn]

@aarongovey No I don't.

I meant shipoopi- which is actually the right way to spell it (i totally fudged it earlier!)

[aarongovey]

@cambryn oh, you're right, sorry :P

[spudgy101]

no matter how offensive this show is, it still makes me laugh!!

[anitoons2]

i played in the music man. :D shapoopie!!!! omg sooo much funnnnnnnnn!! i was rly happy to sing that and dance around!!

[notfarfromhome]

Didn't Peter Griffin make a new cuss word as well, "Festizio?"

[OmGitsMarijaME]

its like Brian is talking when he does

[sesrunner08]

Family guy is stupid, and half of their episodes make no sense

[tigermantigerman1]

@sesrunner08 and noone laughs at your jokes...

[lovenlater3000]

family guy rockzzzzz

[ARHCxXxOO7]

mila kunis is FUCKING HOT

[MrTheRevsOffspring]

clemen: the juice that flows from the broken clitoris when it is over-stimulated and bursts open. I WIN

[CurlyVickzz]

I love Seth MacFarlane's voice, even if he didn't use his original voice for Brian, I would still love it. I don't know, there's just something about it.

[Tsonchi]

who is herbert?!?!

[stiskavac]

@Tsonchi Herbert is a pedophile that is in love with Peter's son Chris...

[Tsonchi]

@stiskavac no smart ass i meant the voice actor

[stiskavac]

@Tsonchi I don't know about the voice actor fat ass

[EuMesmoVII]

It would be of great help to people --like me-- that don't have English as their mother language to have these videos subtitled. It took a time (and some search on the comments) to figure what they said about the "dirty sanchez/muddy ramirez" and "cleamen".

[buddytheoc]

@EuMesmoVII But when an English speaking journalist is trying to talk to Guido Westerwelle, he simply says: "We are in Germany, we do speak German here, so speak my language or screw your questions!" - I mean, seriously? It's not the English people's job to translate their videos if WE don't understand their language.

If you have any problems then just ask the people here, I am sure they would love to help you understanding everything! I do that, too! (I'm Swiss)

[klwewf]

Who is that woman sitting next to MacFarlane?

[MaddDogg81]

fuck you sensitive fuckers

[bgalvin09]

Wondering if the JFK Pez dispenser went "back and to the left"...

[theotherguy245689]

@bgalvin09 HAHAHAHAHAH

[Superman679]

If they don't put the JFK pez in one of their DVD's then they are just f'ing US pussys. Make fun of other contry's leaders and other things but they draw the line ata womanizing son of a bootleger, realy. F'ing US pussy

[AndrewChan84]

FCC is in your way? Unconstitutional shit.. Sue their ass...

[Michimouchiha]

1:44 - 1:48 sounds exactly like brian <3 rofl.

[Sadde95]

@Michimouchiha

ehh, Seth MacFarlane does the voice of brian, also stewie, peter and a couple of more

[Michimouchiha]

@Sadde95 yes i know.(:

[darkshad109]

Wow... They write a good show, but in this video none of them are actually funny.

[madnutcase84]

I 've seen that JFK Pez dispenser joke

[frickinradical]

i'm surprised they don't take the mick out of us brits more often in family guy

[santasgotaminigun]

i googled cleamen and the 2 definitions i got were:

1: male cleavage

2: a cumshot onto a chicks tits

[irishchick41]

Seth MacFarlane is a dreamboat :)

[97kevinhuanle]

I'm Asian, and they make fun of Asians and Mexicans mostly.. but

FUCKING DAMN, I JUST CANNOT STOP WATCHING FAMILY GUY!!!!

THUMBS UP IF... you know what, who cares JUST THUMBS UP FOR FAMILY GUY!!!

[1kinniburgh]

offended by what ? lighten up and laugh ...

[EtchASketchOfDeath]

"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

[Midnightgirl95]

If I were interviewing Seth MacFarlane, I would ask him why it is that whenever a character falls, one arm is behind them...

And this is the one show where I have only said, "Oooooh, that's too far..." and it was that John F. Kennedy Pezz Dispencer thing. Other than that, best show ever.

[JZ41523]

@tokeBiG Naitzz is correct. and you're fucking 8 years old. for arguing with somebody thats correct.

[Naitzz]

Seth's real voice kinda reminds me of Brian's voice..

[TokeBiG]

@Naitzz Wow you are honestly so fucking dumb I can`t even BELIEVE you just said that. HE DOES BRIAN, PETER, STEWIE, QUAGMIRE and so much more what are you fuckin 8? You cant hear one voice and know who does it? Go kill yourself instead of writing the most moronic comments ive ever heard.

[Naitzz]

@TokeBiG I KNOW FOR FUCKS SAKE ! BUT HIS REAL VOICE SOUNDS LIKE THE VOICE HE MAKES WHEN HE DOES BRIAN ! HE DSNT SPEAK HIS REAL VOICE WHEN HE DOES BRIAN, BUT U CAN RECOGNIZE IT ! THAT WAS MY POINT!

[WaffleLove246]

@Naitzz his actual voice IS brians voice on the show, sure he might put tiny tweaks onto it for some bits but mainly he uses his real voice when voicing brian.

[redz4lyf15]

to be fair Seth MacFarlane does voice peter, Brain, Stewie, Quagmire and a few more people on the show, if you were a true Family Guy fan you would know this. Seth openly admitted that he voices many characters, You see if you were a massive fan like me or him you would understand this, So before you start typing GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS RIGHT, KNOB HEAD!!!!

[highwaytohell791]

@Naitzz it is

[echev0725]

Seth MacFarlane is gorgeous.

[corky7ca]

Family Guy is just a show. It's to make you laugh and if you'r e offended, just don't watch. Simple! I think it's hysterical!

[itsakadoozy95]

the jfk joke is played in canada

[rocco133]

1:17 the turned a dirty sanchez into what? muddy rumeres?

[terryasuki]

muddy ramirez

[RedLight226]

we had to watch the music man in my vocal class at school and i died laughing when they started singing shapoopie

[gurukid08]

I loved that joke. So fuck the FCC!

[wgilbert1]

Im an irish, australian, catholic, white guy who has liberal views

yeah sometimes i get a bit offended when i watch family guy but its just for laughs

at the end of the day, family guy is a really funny show

[JamesLamon]

@wgilbert1 family guy is completely liberal based. you dont have to worry. I'm a conservative and its not because family guy is liberal, just cause it gets to repetitive for my taste.

[ciaobellakate]

@wgilbert1

By Liberal you mean the Australian kind, yes? You mean Conservative?

Because they're two completely different things on opposite sides of the political scale.

[wgilbert1]

@ciaobellakate no i mean the american kind

so im a labor voter 

[ciaobellakate]

@wgilbert1

Labor isn't left-wing, just so you know.

[DannyE305]

A JFK Pez Dispenser? O.O

I would have loved to have seen that, no matter how offensive that would have been.

[MerlinBunny1]

@DannyE305 Lol I remember that joke. It was so funny!

[FamGuyFan24]

@DannyE305 Buy season 1 on DVD , on the episode: 'A hero sits next door' that scene is in it.

[FamGuyFan24]

@FamGuyFan24 Its only on DVD though , you won't find it anywhere else.

[Umz15824]

@rjconnolly64 yeh i got it thanks

[rjconnolly64]

@Umz15824 Pez dispenser.

Look it up on Wikipedia.

[ol0pl0x]

Seth does Peter, Qaukmire, Brian and Stewie at least

[EllenPellenPu]

@ol0pl0x And the male newsanchor

[michaeldavis678]

@ol0pl0x ALOS MR. PEWTERSHMIT SORRY FOR MISS SPELLING

[52vegeta52]

the guy at the end...isnt he one of the people from Phenis and Ferb?

[Conception13]

@52vegeta52 which person from Phineas and Ferb do you think it is?

[spinemelter2000]

It's for the best that they have to stay within the FCC's standards. It's not that I'm against free speech. It's just that the quality of Family Guy is due to its dialogue and physical comedy. The attempts at humor with jokes about rape or death usually aren't funny. It's because of the FCC that it hasn't become a 30-minute scene of naked orgy rapes with all of the characters covered in blood and feces.

[Cocaineawareness]

what r they talking about? the pez thing is in a episode

[BreakerOfBoxes]

@Cocaineawareness Yeah, and it ends with "Well, at least I have my Robert Kennedy Pez dispenser."

[chaoticbiotch]

@Cocaineawareness The episode you are thinkingh about is when Lois becomes a model and her manager has a "smoke hole" (dont know what its called) and see tilts her head back and a pez despenses out.

[Maddiegirlh67]

freacking fcc

[Gorshum]

TV-Y? o_o Standards sure have changed...

[wtd15]

@Gorshum lol

[NICKWAPPERER117]

i love the sound of seths voice....dont ask me why.

[BenThomasFoster]

they're all white

[RaNdOmGuY340]

@BenThomasFoster well done

[ig2468]

Seth Mcfarlane

[kingt34]

They should dedicate an episode only for DVD that has all of their banned jokes in it XD

[101amaze]

@kingt34 They do!

[samz0]

people complaining about jokes on family guy should be killed

[MyMurphysLaw]

thumbs up if you looked up shapoopie

[cdubbkitari5]

@MyMurphysLaw not yet... not yet, lol.

[remotetissue1]

@MyMurphysLaw Shipoopi.

[0016danielle]

@MyMurphysLaw we did a play called the music man (i was zaneeta shin) and that is where the song shapoopie is from

[r2dometoo]

seth's voice is sooo... dreamy... <3

[colleeto5]

That Kennedy pez thing didn't get cut... I saw that yesterday

[jeritron90]

Clemen actually was given a definition...

[StewieGriffinization]

:-)

[ThomasKrypton]

Clemen = Cleveland Steamer using semen.

[MrMcGillivray95]

seth = stewie,quagmire,brian,peter

[ThePrivatePrankster]

no shit [eo[le yes macfarlane's voice is brian, no need to repeat

[Alieaser]

these guys are the only racist i love.... LOL!!

[iJessILY]

All the ladies in the Family Guy voice cast are sexy (Assuming that these are the only girls in the voice cast :P)

[superbrar]

@iJessILY Especially you know who ;)

[ItsDappy]

Alex Borstein is hot

[liquorbudz]

@ItsDappy YEA SHE IS AND FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS SHES NOT

[drummerinSD]

who does joe?

[iamyouifyouareme]

@drummerinSD Patrick Warburton. He was Puddy on Seinfeld.

[chargersboy212]

@drummerinSD seth

[xxsavexthexravexx]

@drummerinSD Patrick Warburton

[jacksonguitarsrule1]

@drummerinSD Patrick Warburton

[shorewoodisgay]

i want to see more of this, where can i find it?

[FearUSMC]

A Cleveland Steamer is one of two acts that are similar for the scatalogically inclined. One is a crude sex act the other a crude break up technique. Both are the same thing.

[FearUSMC]

1. You take a dump on a lovers chest while or before titty fucking (if that partner is a female.) Generally for the cacaphile only or as a domination and humiliation tool in BDSM games. See also Brown Showers. The steamer part is that it is very probably steaming from the freshness (Moisture rising from it) not to do with "steamrolling" it.

[FearUSMC]

Then it would have been called a "Cleveland Steamroller". It is probably named after Cleveland (Lucky us Clevelanders) because of the brown stripe left behind resembling the brown stripe on the orange Cleveland Browns Football Helmet. If you squish it down and then you spooge on it for syrup it becomes a "Boston Pancake". Don't know the origin of Boston in refernce to that act.

[FearUSMC]

2. Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.

[Acidreamr69]

muddy rameirez!

[quinnolivia]

haha the fcc they got revenge on them

[Levispants501]

oh they so should have put that jfk peaz despenser in there

[linwuzhay]

lol he stutters just like brian

[DaisyohneDonald]

Damn Seth does Brian , Stewie and Peter.. that's like OMG

[licensedhobo]

@DaisyohneDonald and Quagmire

[AcziomDesigns]

@DaisyohneDonald

Don't forget the Dr and Louis' Dad.

[LagBoy86]

@AcziomDesigns the Dr and and Mr. Pewtershmit have the exact same voice they even did a segment on that too it was awsome.

[Kelleygarret]

The 8 People Who Thumps Down This Are Terrorist.

[sxephlI]

i always assumed cleamen, was when u come on a girls clit. clit+semen=clemen

[redsox6661]

omg my name is seth !

[zachclewis]

I bet seth macfarlane is facepalming here

Since its SHABOOPI and CLEMUND

[HadoukevMoongoose]

Family Guy is Awesome

[degrassigrl]

Nevermind Shipoopi, I want to know what a Cleveland Steamer is...

[GothicAfroman]

@degrassigrl no you dont... lol

[LagBoy86]

@degrassigrl The Cleveland Steamer must be really bad they had to delete that part on local channels.

[Da55Moose]

Im sure the JFK bit was a pivotal point in the storyline

[Buffy8Fan]

I'm surpised that many people don't know what Shapoopee means.

[tehlostpanda]

Paint him white and turn him into a dog?

[jakmiec]

she should cover her boobs barf

[genegene002]

Thats so funny because I was one of those thar googled shapoopie that night I watched that episode! LMAO! Its true I tell ya!

[BloodyHellPictures]

yea ok, censorship is totally not an issue anymore for them.

Meg Queefed on tonights episode,

[woahzombies]

i like seth's voice... : )

[chefawkes]

does seth's real voice = brian

[MONSTA01]

im pretty sure it is ae haha it sounds like it

[ARobb5]

Yes.

[lennic95]

Yeah kinda

[plue03]

only a bit lower.. but yeah.. sounds like brian.. woof.

[afgdrbhyz]

@chefawkes yeah .

[hell994ROBLOX]

@chefawkes No.

[11YearOldEminemFan]

@chefawkes Brian's voice is a little deeper.

[pyromaanisi]

@chefawkes he voices are Brian Stewie and Peter

[SilentBob5215]

@pyromaanisi and quagmire

[Horsezrlife]

@pyromaanisi He does Quagmire too...

[Krisetto]

@pyromaanisi I was just thinking does he do the voice of tucker also? the news guy. kinda sounds alike.

[paperhandsunion]

@Krisetto yes

[twihartytv2]

@chefawkes yes. kind of...

[bow]

@chefawkes

Yes

He also does Stewie/Peter/and Quagmire