Ellen's Monologue - Dreams

[yuetching]

Oh she dances so good and like no one else~

[MsLilithJS]

I often wake up to someone calling for me. Usually not urgently, just to wake me up. It's usually my mother or sister, so sometimes I think it's real (even though my sister lives in another state), but this morning it was my dog telling me I had to play basketball (which I rarely do), so it only took me a minute to realize it wasn't.

[TheGenesisarcanum]

lol,it happens to me so often ,i woke up from sleep take my phone ,write a masage, save it and go back to sleep. But most of the time it is interesting ideas :)

[janistonbest]

haha the idea thing happens to me all the time!! like *wake up gasping* omg! how awesome would it be if we had socks... but for HANDS!!!!!!!!11.... oh... right. mittens... i'll go back to sleep now,... *siiigh*

telling you, ALL the time...

[janistonbest]

kaaa-ka! ....kaaaaaah...

[dexter09890]

I wonder if she is wearing that scarf because Portia let a little something on her neck :D ahaha

[rasharkein1]

Copy this and put it in your status if you know someone or have heard of

someone who knows someone. If you don't know anyone or even if you've

just heard of someone who doesn't know anyone then do still copy this.

It's important to spread the message and waste every poor bastards

..time,...who actually takes the time to read this sh...i......t??... Oh, and the

hearts! ♥♥♥♥♥ For GOD's sake, don't forget the hearts

hahahahaha

[joemadly]

i wonder if she actually thinks shes hip

[juicygurl298]

tell me how much times has ellen danced on her show lol :)

[TheMistifier1]

who the hell disliked this video?

[956y]

jajajaja

[mrsdalloway0189]

whats wrong with the sound?

[AnneAndTrine]

it has been disablet :(

[Natsxinxspain]

LMAO

'Behavior like that is common in certain breeds of people who look like sock puppet species'.

[LoveSetToKill999]

02:03 'Your mom called...'

Sow cute how she says that! :D Love her!

[Fahad1422]

Ellen is the best

[PunjabiGirl94]

i dont get the "ka-kaaa" thing she does. could someone explain it to me?

[sergenthair10]

search google for " ellen explainning the origins of Ka-aaa" hope I helped.

[nasagal]

it has to do with a monologue a long time ago, where she was mimicking birds.

i love ellen, but i find the kaa thing annoying.

[youngyd]

lmao

i love her

but she really can't dance haha

[blue1spiral]

well, i've never scribbled down a dream idea but i have scribbled drunk and that's pretty outrageous too.

[Julester27]

in the past 3 monologues ive watched she danced to 4 minute lol that must be her favorite song. i luv ellen funniest person ever!!!

[NJT46]

well, justin is her "boo" =)

[laqin007]

Ellen Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lenithka]

Every day it's Ellen and she just nevert gets boring or annoying or too much. Every day n she never lets us down. U gotta love her!.-)

[WOWISTHEWORLDNOW]

Yea thats my portia is like , Yep she's mine ehehe

[mrscareless]

what i think is amazing...whole america has a crush on ellen. i mean shes hot as hell but u know...everyone would just do her in a second

[me2u2like]

Ellen is sexy!

[yuriworld123456]

@me2u2like i love her new hair its awesome

[rocklover142]

@me2u2like Hell yeah!!!!!

[rocklover142]

0:42 "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... KAKAKAA KAKAAAA........ kaaaa.."

LOVE it!!

[DerekMeredithPhoebeC]

Go ellen go i love the show

[LexCooBukaba]

LOL

[lagginald18]

the beat of this song makes her look extra sexy!

GO ELLEN!

[tinytvfan]

I love you for posting full Ellen eps!!  I enjoy her show so much, and couldn't see it w/out you. Thank you!!

[EllenLDegeneres]

you're welcome :)

[TheMistifier1]

@tinytvfan same here. in my country, they dont show Ellen's show anymore.