I AM ALMOST HALF HALF DEAD DX

[envirofeedback98]

At like 2:38 a lady walks behind her and she has like a WTF face on

[zeldagamelover123]

OMG!!! my b-day is March 20 too! Happy birthday! :D

[TheDubaistyle]

yeaaaaah japan dance music !!!!

[nithium00]

lol I've never thought about that half half dead prespective and I'm in the same situation x)

don't be so worried about your age just enjoy it these are the best years of our lives! :D

[ohmydinosare]

Wow, you'll be twenty-one soon, Tessa...

[dragonflysniper]

you are cmpletely mad. bitch

[Tonyplay4]

You sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo beautiful *-* hahaha

you marry me??? hahaha please hahahahahahah

but,serious...you soooooo beautiful and soooooooo hot!!!

i'm brazilian guy so...my english is sucks...hahah

you,beautiful,you beautiful,you beautiful,you beautiful,you beautiful.....

[465400]

@Tonyplay4 lol grow up

[sjnz90]

Im half half dead =)

[MickyChicky33]

so, wait, this is two years old, that means she's about to turn twenty-one!

[zengrz]

I am officially ALMOST HALF HALF DEAD today...!

[kobra0319]

wow im a day older than you!!

recognize :P 

[MegaBacktalk]

What's the song in this video and in what language?

[66sexybeast14]

i no it late lte late late llate very late but happy bday

[B999wppl]

01:12

this is the best sound I've heer from women:)

[TheCoffee195]

@B999wppl you need a girlfriend :)

[B999wppl]

@TheCoffee195

How can You tell? :) I can't disagree, maybe You would like to be?

[TheCoffee195]

@B999wppl Well, I'd love to, if only I was a girl :P

[senses71]

she's a cutie.

[Cherrypie1235]

OMG its my birthday on the 20th march to!

[ragnarok1326]

Heard Jack Johnson in the background.

[bohedia]

Almost half half dead made me giggle...

[Dinkins1998]

I cry For U........

for 2 secs.

[whipcream7310]

omg i want that shirt !! ... gimme *-*

[Charizard2point0]

I love the Batman tee :)

[uglydollsinc123]

1:40 - 1:53 lol your listening to nobody by wonder girls o-o

[TheDetroitMC]

Lady at 1:59 is like WTF

[LittlemissLob]

Lol my brothers b-day is march 20th too

[tallyLockwood]

I love u! We r like sisters i love ur personallity!

[LexieRox42]

Haha the lady in the background was staring at u like "wtf?!" lol :)

[NESurvivalPrep]

Girls in superhero shirts are my weakness.

[LancerD1984]

Background people FTW

[LostInTheLeaves]

@LancerD1984 Could not agree with you more lol

[gensinko]

My birthdays the day before your birthday!:)

[peterpanfan010]

haha the lady in the background at 2:00 ! she's like "why is that girl talking to a camera??!" lol

[lilbot3000]

happy birthday hope u have a good 1!

[20inchkiller]

dude this just made my day, tessa and i have the same b-day!!! and we are the same age,,, weird now i wonder if i'm this awsome but i know i am not as good lucking as she is...

[TheIdioticgenius1]

@robbodarock 4 days and no likes from ur awesome people ......... awkward :/

[twistedmountain]

omfg yaaay her birthday is so close to mine :D

[ChaosInferno111]

YOUR EYES ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREEN......

[musicislife2096]

luv the old lady walking by tessa at 2:00 :)

[TheSquaidsSurvivor]

hey im the 21st of march, go aries!

[MrShepard90]

You turned 19 just two days before me :D Aries FTW

[combatcomingforyou]

@MrShepard90 reply that means you turn 16 just 6 days before me

[aerowing9]

Way to stay positive tessa

[xxMarlisaxx]

HAHA *random korean song*

(ps i know its nobody by wondergirls so dont reply telling me so.)

[danglinguvula]

Maybe you just need to be around old people more. Everytime you say you feel old they feel the need to tell you how very young you really are.

[GataMachine007]

19 was so great that I don't remember it. What was I doing the year after I graduated????

[InherentlyNerdy]

wow i remember watching this.... now im 19 and im freaking out tanks tess X_X

[MusCom15]

quarter dead

[latinzpride]

good song (No body >Wondergirls)

[JonTan23041]

How do vloggers on youtube seem to get around so much , Thai land, new York, Hong kong. seriously jealous :L

[tizzynerd]

@JonTan23041 She was a model :P

[Kesinaaaa]

so sexyyyyyyyyy

[Charlizard777]

lol.

That lady in the back had a WTF face as if she's never need a computer before.

[ZelosWilder]

Tessa, I remember watching this video on the first day I found out about you. .Bored and stuck at my father's work for hours before going to my own job..I stumbled upon you on Youtube and you brought joy to my soul. Thanks again for that..You've never ceased to entertain me since :D

[Scarlette333]

wait so you can just GO into apple stores and use that computers?! 

[AnimeVampire1324]

Do You Remember is playing the background! I love that song!

[courtney67887]

I love the wonder girls song!

[ZeroMKI]

You are slightly older than me! Not fair! Aries representing! Whoop whoop! I apologize for that.... I am older than all my friends! Gah! Except that one kid.... New Years Boy... Do you know a kid born at the beginning of January or is that just me....? Growing up he'd like hold it over all of us! Gah! Anyways... Maybe I'm over reacting... Maybe I'm just crazy.... Or maybe I'm not... Am I insane? I don't remember.... Anyways... Momentai!

[bethanimarie]

you're that young? wow. :)

[depravedsinner]

@bethanimarie of coarse not this was taken over a year ago with means that she is 20 going on 21

on a side note alwayspureblood older i think they're like 21-22ish as of now i think

[bethanimarie]

@depravedsinner I know that, I just thought she was older than I am, and I was wrong. That's all.

[TheSuperAmazingGrace]

Rofl at the disapproving lady at 1:59

[unraveledwordsx]

hahah what was that song?

[KillYoFam97]

Sexy

[Fly00kk]

im almost HALF HALF DEAD TOO and thats exackly how i feel! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE YeaY!!

[edmund925]

1:59 weird lady in backgroung to the right

[geraldgustav]

i really like that lady in the background walking past lmfao her face is priceless

[Thebriterlight]

u r kinda getting annoying but i still like u

[killthetwat]

You lip syncing that nobody song was o____o <3 hahahaha

[SubZeroMG4u]

hse need to get laid :))

[spacebabe81]

My birthday is 20th March too!

[AnnabethHalfBlood]

Is that the Wonder Girls? My birthday is march 2!!!

[MNE09]

yea that's awesome minus the awesome lmao!!

[xFre4r]

half half ded, isnt that just 1/4th ded?

[SubZeroMG4u]

@xFre4r yep it is

[3ZPaNH0L]

wait shes 19 in this video......wich makes her 20 now......holy shit shes only 1 year older then me?.......why do I always get the felling that people on youtube are always at least 25......

[iBeRandom233]

@3ZPaNH0L

Shes two years older than me D: I thought she was like 25 too!

[gesc1989]

old? i'm 21

[LHstevens]

wow the lady in the back was totally confused and out of the loop... ha ha ha!!!

[scottmop4325]

you are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[biggflynn]

yei mARCH birthdays

[bonkersbananas2010]

i don't know what it is but the red hair always gets me. i just dig redheads.

[SarahWillKillYou475]

I'm a ninja zombiesaur. And I'm only 14.

[HippiesAreCoool]

O and lady gaga is almost the same day too. Hers is march 26

[HippiesAreCoool]

Omg!!!!!! You are a week before my bday!!!! Mine is march 27!!!

[paulariscarrera]

0:14 im in love

[sparkytrick]

I find Im only half as random as Tessa. And I once got bored in Gym class so I proceeded to scream, "Oh lord! My thong!"

[frankiecakez123]

HAHAHAHAHA

[BoomBamnBaby]

Ahh, Wondergirls!:D

[rezzaman55]

Omg I love you meekakitty

[mungchin]

....so i kinda have a crush on you

[Powerthirsty90]

Did u see the Look on that old ladys face she was totaly like WTF GTFO OMG!!!!

[CrisEv1lL1tleG1rl]

the song on the background is do you remeber from jack johnson :X

that's so coool

[TeslaRox22]

19?! omgosh :D i wouldve never gessed! :D

[omgzorz1235]

2:00 "WTF is she doin ?! >:O??"

By the way, you are cuuuute :3

[tokiro18]

aww dont be sad you still got the rest of your life to live lol

[CoolerThanYou166]

you realize that 'half halh' is a quarter... right?

[diggmars]

what was the point ? just your cuteness ?

[Mishigore]

Youre so cute! In'na hug you =P

[Chaos0Legend]

awwwwwwwwww !! :D :D

[LIONSWEish]

JACK JOHNSON!!! :D

[icarly1256369852412]

lol wondergirls xD

[o0StrayKittY0o]

wonder girls? LOLOLOL!!!

[flygonspin]

you got really green eyes!

[mageking042]

you look so hot singing

[ghossler]

lol women in the background at 1:59 hahah is like wtf is she doin ^^ bet she never heard of vlogging.. or blogging :P and lol she listens to wonder girls hahaha :D awesome... and lol: i am such a pessimist (or however u write it) its because i am almost 19 ^^ like that quote

[ghossler]

damn why are u so attractive :S even though i dont fall for girls like you -_-'

[GamerKat09]

You're birthday is one day before mine, awesome! :D

[spartandude29]

@LivLuvLaugh142 haha u saw that too :D

[meggiemooish]

my yunger sister is half half half ded!!!!!! ahahaa!!!

[Drunkenmonkey96]

I swear Ive seen her in a porno.

[shoalin24]

Is this the store in soho??

[XSasuke017X]

tits or gtfo

[TheTot]

I am six days older than you. =O So I know what it's like to be half half dead, don't worry.

[mercilessfreak]

You have the most gorgeous face!!

[failman9]

just think almost a quarter of your life is over. :) permission to be pissed .granted.

[wonka8880]

pause at 0:42  lol

[shazam1059]

wow, you are such a genius, meekakitty ! shazam1059

[BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD]

she look annoying as hell

[DD8687]

@BADNEWZakaLILNOGOOD and she's becoming more and more boring averyday

[TeddybearChainsaw]

shes a cutie.^^

[SquinteyedSniper]

you should blog there always... the light in the apple store is awesome... haha, I actually realised just now your eyes are green

[HyperKid66]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[Alleyhellcatsman]

happy belated birthday

[Topgun1808]

1:40 to 1:53 was perfect lip-syncing xD Good job!

And yeah, that old woman seemed awkward lol

Great vlog as always!

[10sweety10]

ROFL!!!!! That old lady was like"Why is she talking to a computer. that chicks got probs. o_O" xPP

[SamK223]

@DragonsMaine99 And you're a douche troll who should go die

[DragonsMaine99]

@SamK223 Any jackass, moron, or joker can wish someone dead, but only a fool can use a gun.

[SamK223]

@DragonsMaine99 mhmm... good one...

[DragonsMaine99]

@SamK223 Its only logic my friend.

[Gamergurl89]

I've always been jealous of girls who can make funny faces and still look cute -_- NO HOMO. I'm just like you, but totally not as cute -_- YOU TURD. Love you anywayz! :D Keep making your wonderful videos as always! Looking forward to them ^^

[RaggeddyyAnne]

myy boyfrends b-day is march 20th:/ haha

[36254518]

You are so pretty, can i be your virtual girlfriend? <3

[porcupineface]

OH MY GOSH FAVE SONG IN THE BACKROUND!!

[lilxbabiijess]

My Birthday is on March 21st!!!!!!!!

[KumorixGuardian]

D: I'm 19 too i'm half away dead too. Thumbs up for her being gorgeus anyway :3 *Still feel worry'd* DX i know your pain lol

[Egormiliaev]

Haha pause on 2:00 and look at the person walking past! XD

[leviathan270]

OMG you made this on my bday!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

[yagnevets]

omg u r gorgeous.... i now feel creepy for saying that gj

[MisanthropeKing]

@yagnevets DON'T!!! it really isn't fair that all these cute women are on youtube and theat society has convinced us that thinking they are cute makes us creepers. IT DOESN'T!!! it is totally natural for us to think Tessa is gorgeous and it would be an affront to human nature if we kept the feelings private because of unjustifiable shame!!!! Arg!!!

[strifescoutcloudvii]

Ohhh so it looks like I'm not the only one that would rag you... Shit did I say that outloudw aww bollocks

[TigersPops]

And did you smoke a lot of rooster there?

[TigersPops]

How much lame ass musical theatre did you do in hight school?

[musicLUVR0214]

you are hot rawr  damn it ray

[cascaso1]

she was more like herself in that video. she tries really hard now a days :(

[SuperNick185]

shit !! you're so beatiful... :)

[CatrinaC96]

whats dat song dat u do the lipsync to?

[IN73RJ3c7I0N]

@CatrinaC96 I wanna know the exact same thing

[gijsjeradijsje10]

I think you and RWJ should come together and touch each other and make lots of love.....

What?... Am i the only one?

[tropelow]

LOL SO RANDUM XD 5 STARS

Just kidding, you're an annoying little shit and you should stop making videos.

[44skull44]

@tropelow frowny face

[RandomGamer1911]

Epic hair tbh.

Would be epic win if you werent applefag

>.<

[FastJohnnyNardGard]

Half dead? Please die faster already.

[lkkjhg45]

boner

[exShinra]

YOU'RE FREAKING ADORABLE, LADY!

[norskwizard]

batman is win.

[alejosky]

Half half dead??? I think you mean you are a quarter dead.

[theGnol]

you are so cool dut you have fealings for Ray :D

[CoolerThanYou166]

you do know 'half half' is quarter... right?

[MrLink121]

why u vlogin from there

[y0utubedude96]

Tessa is NOT random. Her mind just thinks of new things faster than the rest of the world

:)

[DarthPJae]

LMAO the lady @ 1:58  She's just jealous cuz she's not Tessa.

[IrrelephantThoughts]

1/4th dead?

[prettylittleliars258]

im so glad there is some one as random as me in the world!!!! <3<3<3<3 :):):P

[deathman595]

half half dead aint that bad.. atleast you aint a zombie..

[bnkzelda]

XD I'm gonna tell my mom she's almost half dead cause she's 36 today

[34xjjnt343]

you were sara in The Profesionals And ray william johnson was stan

[20kat06tha]

she's 1/4 dead (:

[kurtcobain279489]

I just turned 19 this past April, it's not all bad, I'd be more concerned about turning 50, but if 19 gets you, well that your neurosis.

[fer83381]

My birthday is also march 20th

[cccfudge10]

@fer83381 sry 2 burst ur happy bubble but im pretty sure she said 28th.

[sincerelykatieee]

@cccfudge10 It says March 20th in the description. N00b.

[luby305]

LMAO,, u think turning 19 the same way i did, and i just turned 19 yesterday, -_-

[SoldadoDeCristo100]

Dang U have the most beautiful eyes i have ever seen :O WOW!