Rudd speaking Chinese

[ronnereslaw]

I am Chinese and that language I just heard is no Chinese.

[guiletheme3]

lol wtf with the serious comments. It's a joke ffs

[askfskpsk]

This video is just crap. If you have ever seen Rudd's interview in Chinese, you should know that he is nearly a native Chinese speaker.

[Jayisruling]

LMFAO I can't understand anything. I prefer reading the subtitles.

[xSunkissedSkies]

That's not even KRudd.

[Sandafluffoid]

I'm studying Chinese and I get the impression I can understand more of this than native Chinese speakers because I am so used to hearing shitty mandarin. Aside from the horrible pronounciation, the grammar of this is all over the place.

[rimin2]

Its off an Australian comedy tv show trying to make fun of Kevin Rudd. Its not actually Kevin Rudd

[DefectivePoliceFarce]

The subtitles aren't always correct.

He did not say banzai at the end, amongst other things

But if u try hard enough u can pretend he said most of the other stuf fbecause his accent is worse than the average 400kg american

[Yauyauhk]

Ghost man I am china china very happy I believe I ate australian. That is basically what he said if u could understand it

[HowieXW]

As long as he can understand himself.lol.

[333shuster]

@iDJMIXTRESS LOOL is that actually what he said?? Omfg I did t understand a thing

[iDJMIXTRESS]

i eat fluent mandarins... LOL

[hentore]

that's not Kevin Rudd -_-

[iDJMIXTRESS]

yahtzee?!

[zhengbianlu]

your speaking awful 

[slfanta]

awful ,is he speaking french?

[uacau]

le zhe, zhang hua, ly dui, fendandev

[lkj17]

what the hell...

[misaki2535]

This is hilarious!

Does anyone know who this comedian is? He's great as Kevin Rudd!

[cherieeeeetu]

OH MY FUCKIGN GOD

[2012sDude]

well wat u want an Asian to speak?

[holypredator]

FRENCH ....

[lilpil101]

For all you noobs that actually think this is Kevin Rudd.

LOL.

[shenju1990]

I dont really understand what he said....

[daisyma100]

People stop criticizing Chinese language!!!!!!!!!!!! It's very disrespectful. You should know that Chinese is a very difficult language. Only about 1/10 of the united states population can actually speak Chinese perfectly. Please do not make rude comments about hometown I can't stand when people do that. I am not trying to be rude but most of you are very racism and that is not what the americans I know should be like.

[jiageng1997]

You are not speaking Mandarin...

I cannot understand a single word.

[MaxishZ]

I am Chinese， I understand nothing lol

[yinge101]

@MaxishZ "Kevin Rudd de ming zi shi wo de"

"Zhe ge jiang hua shi wo zhong wen zui hao de"

I am Chinese, I understand everything lol

[Mreleezy]

笑死了。。。。。。。。。

[chriztafa]

@zest4lyfe really? cos you don't seem fluent in english

[avplaya]

this is pretty cool. In the US comedian would just speak ching chong gibberish because they don't care about offending the Chinese, but this guy actually is speaking exactly the broken Chinese translated. This is very funny and well done.

[RabidLeroy]

Somehow playing around with the subs kinda makes it funnier. XD Cracks me up.

[pimp20012007]

real chinese translation:

kevin rudd 的名字是我的。这个讲话是我中国最好的。本人作为外交在中国住过­。所以，我说一口流利的普通话。我用那些讲话来对笨蛋的澳大利亚­人卖弄。

。。。剩下的实在听不懂

[adamchou]

what the hell did he just say? i didn't understand a single word of his chinese...

[ddzero4]

Actually he cannot get help if he is in China, Taiwan or Hong Kong, nobody can understand which kind of French he is saying.

[msnfrenzy]

alp?

australian

living

penis ( no offence to people who like this guy)

[ThePhilip33]

Deep sense of stupidness...

[beyondGJ]

你老母

[askfskpsk]

No idea what you r talking about, but sounds stupid

[MuffinBoi777]

他妈的 ！！  that stupid accent..

[RiceKitty18]

Im asian, and I couldn't understand one fricking thing.

[SubzeroFusion]

OH WOW... he's using English grammar....

[Wraithchan87]

你的中文有够好。（带讽刺）

[ZhangtheGreat]

Yeah they obviously used a translator to write his Chinese lines XD

[studentnic]

wtf......LOL

[devilmaycry0917]

wtf is that???  english? chinese???

[yenzhe1985]

what an aussie asshole

[2011heinz]

that is not chinese, lol

[Andreechan]

@2011heinz yes its is. its just really bad.

[vongfatima]

@Andreechan No. I live in Macau China and people here honestly think his Mandarin is excellent. Better than some Chinese Dialect speakers here. If this comedian knew how well he spoke it he would not bag him.

[Andreechan]

@vongfatima i was talking about the parody. im replying somebody implying that it WASNT chinese. the actual kevin rudd speaks pretty good chinese.

[snotberg123]

@vongfatima proper mandarin sounds nothing like that...this guy's mandarin is absolutely horrible I mean you do realize proper mandarin is the Beijing mandarin right? it's completely different and I would know cuz I'm actually chinese...

[1978Nguyen]

This is why the queen of England only speak one language or else she would sound so retarded speaking in Chinese.

[junglemuffin]

Lol at all the asians who don't realise this is a comedy sketch.......

[haytayx3]

LMFAOOOO! 我喜歡！good job Comedy Inc.(: sounded like french but madd funny-3

[ynwccsd06]

nop its not perfect chinese

[linyudong]

我只能听懂20%，比英文还难懂。its hard to understian more than English.

[dragonking1011]

im a Chinese , I know u r working hard speaking mandarin , but sorry... I just understood several words... U have to practise quite a lot...

[laiosto]

@dragonking1011 it is meant to be bad pronunciation,it is called satire.Now you know how hard it is for English speakers to understand Chinese.You know what you want but you get angry at white people fore not understanding your Chinglish.I had a chinese man wasting my time asking for "Prospect',"reprek".respect",o­r god knows what.After ten minutes of him getting all worked up he finally got his tongue around the word.He was after "perspex".Why he was asking me?,i have no idea.

[dragonking1011]

@laiosto 10 minutes is a bit long, but I respect his hard working, dont u? If u feel like thats a wasting, just take off next time. I am proud of anyone that speaks two languagues, not only mandarin. Even though s/he speaks only one word, s/he is awesome. I mean being a bilingual is awesome..

[laiosto]

@dragonking1011 I also am bilingual but you missed the point of my comment.He got angry with me for not working out his gibberish.It is the responsibility of the asker to get the question right.As I was at my workplace I was stuck there having my worktime wasted.

[Nabokov50]

this is pretty bad

[DarkLoneLife]

Kevin Rudd's name is mine . WTH ?

[Mreleezy]

it's Chinese but sounds like French

[manandblack2]

its french wtf .

[aZnchuux3]

is he really thinking he can speak chinese?..

[021kds]

jajajaja 

[theoriginalmcsquare]

"lai dwee"

[matt999tye]

what in the name of the lord

[mrpretty2011]

大部分听不懂。

[acorb243]

this is stupid

[23weet]

陸克文能說這樣的中文非常好!畢竟這不是他的母語~

[Misscute331]

IT'S sounds really like french~~~i'm chinese but i can't understand except ni hao ...........

[MsMusicPrincess]

@Misscute331 me 2 .

[Edwardjsa]

i think he is making jokes on Chinese Language rather than making jokes on Rudd

[nonu12]

@Edwardjsa haha no

[sodaxcandy08]

????.... i think he used google translate.....

[klopence]

what the hell is it ?? lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­ll

[Rhysceee]

he's actually speaking real chinese... just really really bad.

[MrTuber95]

@Rhysceee haha true, but how do you know?? I mean normally if you can understand Chinese your English skills are poop (I know this from experience), but of course you could be fluent in both, I'm just wondering

[edwincyy]

i can't understand even a word of his speech if there is no subtitle

[pinoko1311]

hahahaha

[Monkeyshex]

Its like French with an aussie accent

[TheDudeFrom0Z]

@Monkeyshex its because he stuck some in there to prove that rudd sucks 

[Nifky]

this guy has a skinnier face than kevin rudd.. so kind of tells that it isn't him :P

[setakawosby]

somehow sounds like French!

[junyuanz]

Kevin Rudd's Chinese is much better than this, i heard him speaking chinese once

[TacticalOrgasm]

lol wow u chinamen are stupid as fuck, this clip is obviously satirical, the speaker isnt kevin rudd. dumbasses

[VNTO3]

@TacticalOrgasm NO SHIT DUDE!

[mus90]

Just in case, that guy is not really Kevin Rudd but he's a comedian look alike

[apibodoh]

its cause he doesnt say it in 1 fluent sentence=.=

[haixiaoing]

A bad man ,very very bad! You can't understand Chinese so you can shut up,but please don't affront Chinese people!!!!!!!!!

[jacarandaxia]

WTF was that?? I can't even understand one single word he is speaking! And, plus what's funny with that?

[dodger922]

kevin rudd first class WANK ,it would be a photo finish between him and the chinaman to see who had the smallest cock!!

[bianquzao1937]

You are really bullshit

[trulybelieve]

there is something wrong with the subtitles

[KenanVideos]

@trulybelieve That's the point

[mylifeforaiu83]

chip chip...

[lol02468]

that motherfucker sounds like he's speaking dutch instead of chinese.

[kokofisher]

sounds like chopping vegetables

[theoriginalmcsquare]

He isn't even trying

[karendonuts]

well, so funny, I enjoy it. just don't get the Mandarin joke

[Spotti5656]

Why do people think this is a joke about Mandarin? If I didn't speak Mandarin, I'd probably guess its French. The joke is just about Kevin Rudd. If you don't get the Aussie way of thinking, try not to automatically get offended at the things we do and say.

[kevlore123]

Trust me, it's easy for u cause u learned English when u were born. If you asked most experts, they would say English is the hardest language in the world. More than 100,000 words lol... There are 1.3 billion speaking Chinese, there are only 450 million speaking English. Get the facts right man!

[Spotti5656]

@kevlore123 Yes, but you have to remember that is the stats for people who speak it as their first language, so mainly people from USA, UK, Canada, Australia, NZ etc. It is estimated that up to 1.8 billion people speak English.

Both Chinese and English are extremely difficult languages. Chinese grammar is pretty simple compared to English, but it is very difficult to learn all the characters, and associated pronunciation and tones. I've had Chinese people tell me that English is easier...

[sebbbo77]

Kevin Rudd is nothing but a phoney.

I am so glad he was ousted .... not because I support

Julia Gillard ..... because the LABOR party is fucked !

If there is any "laborite" that I support it is the Great Mark Latham.

..... and if there is any party that I support it is LIBERAL.

Aussies have had enough of overspending, massive immigration,

"big australia" policy, multicultural dogma and wasteful and fatal

programs like Labor's failed insulation policy. GO TONY ABBOT ! GO !

[kevlore123]

Fuck this guy!! If you can't speak an language it fine, you don't have to mock it. One day, mandarin will overtake English as the primary international language, so watch out!

[Chrissiieeee]

@kevlore123

you're a dumbshit, he's doing a parody of kevin rudd

maybe you should understand humour before bringing your vulgarities into it.

[VNTO3]

Chinese would never take over the worlds number one language. It is too hard to learn all the 5000 or more Chinese letters or symbols. English is probably the easiest language out of all of the languages, except for DOG!! BARK BARK!

[elphaphoenix]

@VNTO3 idiot, its easier to memorize then to learn all the fucking rules in english... Chinese may have a lot of characters, but they are based upon each other, meaning, if you know how to right 100, then basically you know how to write all of them. clearly you do not understand the chinese langauge, where as englsih, rules, rules, and spelling and sht.

[scruffy141]

@kevlore123

there is something you dont understand and it shows your pee brain chinese ability to understand things. a large population does not control the language of the world! a thing called massive exploration by england long long ago did this already and guess what bonehead? the age of exploration is over!

[Rainy3359]

wahhhhahahaha LMAO...like french

[Westyrulz]

This is hilarious!!

[kioka2009]

This is the French?

[TheWinningGambler]

that was terrible! like a combination of chinese, french, vietnamese, and garbage!

[Westyrulz]

@TheWinningGambler Its a joke and its very funny!!

[TheWinningGambler]

@Westyrulz it's a joke? i don't understand

[Westyrulz]

@TheWinningGambler Look its a video put together for a few laughs.Can't you see the humour in it?

[TheWinningGambler]

@Westyrulz no i don't see it. he either already knows mandarin and mocking it, which is ok then, or he doesn't speak mandarin and he's making a mockery of it

[Westyrulz]

@TheWinningGambler Look its not really Kevin Rudd its someone who is pretending to be him.He is making fun (taking the Mickey in aussie slang) of Kevin Rudd.Its also making fun of how Chinese is misinterpreted into English and vice-versa.Eg:I eat fluent Madarins should read,I speak fluent Madarin,which is a Chinese language.Mandarines are like a small orange.

[XxDavo93xX]

Sounds more Korean than Chinese LOLOL

[true9791]

How powerful invented a new language

[imaginator]

this is chinese but this guy has no intonation at all, he's just talking shit

[441meatloaf]

This is the problem with white people. They make fun of a white politician that can at least speak an Asian language.

Knowing asian languages isn't a bad idea you can increase foreign relationships.

White people = shameful.

[jimmm7339ki3456]

@441meatloaf. This is political Satire. Haven't you ever heard of that? That is the problem with today's society, noone can take a joke anymore. I have a suggestion for you, look up Rodney Dangerfield on Youtube. In my opinion and alot of other people, he's the greatest Standup comedian of All-Time. Because without comedy, people might as well be dead. In fact 100 years from now, me and you alot of people will be dead anyway, so people should have comedy in their life and enjoy life!

[441meatloaf]

@jimmm7339ki3456

I can tell the difference between a joke. If you have any intelligence or clue you would have known what i've said.

I have clearly stated that Australian politicians dislike Rudd because they think Rudd humiliated Australia because he spoke Mandarin to the leader of China.

In fact these days many high ranking politicians do at least say hello in the visiting country language as a sign of respect.

[441meatloaf]

@jimmm7339ki3456

You clearly didnt have a clue what i was talking about and for you to critcise me for not telling a difference between a joke, you sure are talking shit for someone who doesn't even think what others are saying as starters.

Clearly ur a joke.

[jimmm7339ki3456]

@441meatloaf. Like I said it's political satire, haven't you ever heard of "Saturday Night Live?" They do that all the time with politicians. They even had Hillary Clinton on when her impersonator was impersonating her and she laughed as do alot of people, so apparently they can deal with it, so what's your problem? Oh and by the way You are a joke. Get a sense of humor.

[441meatloaf]

@jimmm7339ki3456

im not talking about the satire. Rudd did get fucking accused of speaking mandarin when he visit china. The Australian parliament did not like Rudd for that.

And what part of that u dont fucking understand?? I know its a satire, but they made this satire because its part of the truth of why Rudd is disliked in the govt in Australia.

It is not I that lack a sense of humour, it is you who can't fucking read and comprehend properly.

[jimmm7339ki3456]

@441meatloaf. I can't comprehend properly? Well I took like 5 different IQ tests for what it's worth and scored an average of 117. Maybe yours beats me. Maybe you don't give a fuck and don't put any value in those IQ tests. Do you know who has the same IQ as mine according to what I heard, is President Barack Obama. You said that Rudd is disliked by the Aussie Gov't, well who gives a fuck. Life is too short to worry about being liked by everyone. For one it's impossible.

[jimmm7339ki3456]

@441meatloaf. I want to know, do you care what other people think of you. I do to certain point, but not that much. So like I said who cares if the Aussie Gov't doesn't like him or that he spoke Mandarin in China. I admire people who speak foreign languages, especially hard languages like Mandarin. I admit I only speak English, BUT I ordered "Fluenz Spanish 1,2,3." I just ordered it a week ago and I can put sentences together which may not seem all that impressive. It is to me.

[jrjrg]

I heard chinese, english, french, german. There are probably more mixed into one.

[werbnnerf]

bad tones lol I'm pretty sure english vowels are bad for chinese hahaha

[shuechung]

french>?>???

[mrpie123able]

isnt that viet

[MySuperStarSchool]

Huuuuuuuh?

[MrDanieltang]

what the hell is that？？？ sounds hilarious and absolutely wrong with the pronunciation

[katchoo2]

I'd love to know what he's actually saying!

[KaleunMaender77]

@katchoo2 He's not really talking Chinese. He's taking the mickey out of KRudd's Mandarin...

[katchoo2]

@KaleunMaender77

Oh no, I'm aware that he's taking the mickey. I'm just curious as to what it sounds like to a Mandarin speaker- whether he is indeed saying "I no crispy skin duck the big issues".

[utenter]

I can easily tell that he learnt the speech just before the show -______-

and he used online translator too LOL

coz i can hardly understand his mandarin

i can understand some of it in between, but his language doesnt make sense ...

XDDDDDDDDDDD

[max69ng]

What the fuck is he speaking! What French? This is an insult to speaking CHINESE.

[DrBurdock]

LOL his Chinese is perfect ^)

[bachelbel]

Damn this is hardly chinese

[Nebrox]

我觉得主持人直接称呼总统的名字有点不太礼貌。虽然他是想拉近他­与总统的距离，可是还是有点不妥。

[sebastienxavier]

omgggggg hilarious :) 5*'s

[andyhwang2009]

Now American and European can speak  Mandarin Chinese well now.

[philipyiphk]

I guess he is speaking strictly from an originally Chinese pinyin script, but the pronounciation is just off to make it funny.

[Vicdimsimlim]

The only chinese words he pronounced right was "very good at it"

[Honkysucks2]

Someone pls shut this honky up!

[Honkysucks2]

someone pls shut this honky up. such an embarrassment to his race.

[xjillx38]

hahhahahhahahhahahhaha

[Retdelswizdog]

Comedy Inc exhibits such simple and unfunny humor, it sucks. and yes i dislike rudd!

[LyndxD]

WTF LOL HE SAID PENIS IN CHINESE

[flapplewapple]

Wait is he speaking french and chinese at the same time or is he just speaking chinese. I couldnt understand most of that and im chinese bwwhaahaha. All I heard is Putonghua.

[burt099ape500]

I'm albe to speak in Mandarin, but I can't understand what he is talking about without sbu..... It is quite funny anyway. Especially, he speaks with a natural expression! As if he is speaking a fluent Mandarin. LOL

[irishgodfatherchris]

this is a comedy pisstake

[Stephen19852009]

OMG so he is going to withdraw Austrian soups?? the RACIST!! haha

[shrncheung]

I understand mando fine and i dunno a word he says. Kevin rudds mando is so much better.

[OzzyPatriot]

Here's a funny Chinese address by Chairman Rudd:

watch?v=C5WMxn8rh9Q

[randomrantz1]

might have been vaguely funny if he hadn't tried to speak Chinese (in that awful French-Australian accent)...as it stands he sounds worse than a Vogon reading poetry (i imagine)...

[johnyulei]

he is so stupid, kevin speaks much much better than him. only ET understand what he is talking about.

[themios72]

zionist jew wanna be rudd is a communist 100%!

[fagUrrific]

hahahaAAAAA  I want a Condolleezza rice with cashews too

[Xinoutorah]

Lmao omg....sounds like he thinks Chinese is French XPPP hilarious

[KandyREW]

@Xinoutorah i cant even understand him.. o_O

[Xinoutorah]

@KandyREW LMAO yea it's pretty bad haha. It's so bad it has to be on purpose...it's not even possible to be that bad at Chinese by accident....

[warwheelz]

Funny parody but what's even more funny is that he actually pronounced a few words right. : O

[BroadCastTuber]

He wants to withdraw Austrian troops

hahahaha

[PaulHong22]

The way he's speaking Mandarin, it's very hard to decipher. He lays it on thick. E.G for 'jue ju' (ending) he pronounced it as 'choer chee'. No offense meant though.

[BurningHeretics]

yeh it's party of the humour, his chinese is meant to be poor :D

[VictimOfBoredom]

This is hilarious.

[KFish613]

hahah~~ i have not idea what he is saying... that sounds like he is speaking French..

[brucebergkamp]

lol .. he is saying the words in wrong order.

[TeenageTragedyx]

hahahahahha he is actually speaking chinese words but not correctly.. and the subtitles are random. Che che means bye.. not banzaii. LOL!

[aerinairya]

HAHAHA

[elfornse]

I can't wait to get the chance to vote this bum out!

Climate Gate will destroy you Kevin!!!

[mekon11]

ching chong jiang shu

[creamysodarevenge]

Hahaha I love this. It never ceases to make me laugh. Australian Comedy for the win, the crudeness and borderline offensiveness is what makes it funny.

[chestnius]

Australians should be proud of having a particularly intelligent PM who is fluent in a language few Westerners can master. Instead this skit takes the dumb-ass route of poking fun at people who are more accomplished and intelligent than you are. That's a typically Australian response. "Tall Poppy" syndrome. Its alive and well. This type of Australian humour reminds me of the attitude of dumb Whites from The South in the 1950s--they'd have laughed at this too.