Kiefer Sutherland - Calorie Mate (Japanese Commercial)

[43LightYears]

<_<

[saguy98]

MGS memories, anyone?

[samboleh]

jack bauer with japanese girls what?

[Vapourblackwater]

YES.

[sdfgsdfghjkl]

killuminati

[deadwar2012]

I would make a wise ass remark if it weren't for the fact that it is just freakin awsome

[FinfTon]

I get it japanese girls are gonna run a train on jack bauer!

[roflcopter3005]

YES! YES! YES! YES!

[Aerigoth42]

Calorie Mate is friggin' delicious. A friend of mine imported some and I ate a whole package. Which is 4000 calories. I think I gained about 20 pounds from that one package.

[reikodiana]

wow!! Hahaha

[wiredboy27]

He's Canadian.

[blackyoshi1230]

This is the only time Jack Bauer had anything to eat/drink on screen.

[TheChroniclerofages]

Jack Bauer will make M. Bison proud with all those Yes's that he's saying.

[Anysystemhacker2012]

so perverted :S

[blahblah2018]

カロリーメイトは 意地の悪だ!

[8MKWeb8]

Calorie Mate is like an energy-supplement thing. Go play MGS and you'll understand.

[TheMaskedInsomniac]

"Me big American man! Me treat you right. Me do commercial for your chocolate store. Me gets hot Japanese school girls in return? . . . Hyes Hyes!!"

[lokalllize]

I was ganna make a joke about groping but I couldn't

[badarbiter]

snake: MAJOR, I'm low on stamina.

Major zero: snake try the calorie mate, its nutritious, filling, and gets your right back in action.

Snake eats the Calorie Mate. He lets out a little sigh of pleasure. Suddenly twenty russian soldiers appear out of no where. Snake, using CQC, dispatches all of them.

Snake: Calorie mate, the only food I trust besides slaughtered exotic animals

Majore zero: Indeed snake

[chubbylilloser]

@badarbiter ..Jack Vs snake... :D now that would be good..

[Kurosaki2Ichigo9]

@chubbylilloser Naked snake vs Jack only, it'd be perfect.

[chubbylilloser]

@Kurosaki2Ichigo9 Naked snake vs Naked Jack from season 7 when he got infected with the bio weapon and had to strip in the street...wait... im a guy..i shouldnt remember when jack got naked >< ..

[RTpanzertime]

all he did was say YES YES YES and GLUG GLUG GLUG

[joe9320]

The following takes place between 12:00pm and 3:00pm in Tokyo, Japan.

[Clay3613]

ONLY SOLID SNAKE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO SPONSOR CALORIE MATE!!!

[jstealth89]

Wait Wait Wait did Jack Bauer just enter a train filled only with hot high school girls and not grope a single one. FAKE.

[MANBYTHEWIRELESS]

hes a pirate you know

[00Revell]

First time I saw Jack Bauer drink anything

[liamnaruto]

defending japan um okay what ever (old referce but the following takes place between 9:00 am and 10:00 am

[shadowpal2]

HAHA

First SNAKE now Jack BAUER. So every badass on the planet basically takes calorie mate.

[Shin0bisama]

lol WTF

[julietsierra22]

Wooaaaaw! So cool commercial! <3x1000 Jack. But Calorie Mate tastes... rather horrid. :'(

[xxashyy]

Keep pressing at 0:03 over and over. LMAO!!

[xxashyy]

YESSS!!!! LOL!!

[bangel0806]

This is hilarious

[ExurbanDist]

Japanese companies have to pay a lot to Hollywood actors for endorsements. Japanese upper class and celebrities don't make much and contribute a smaller percentage in income distribution.

Many other famous Hollywood actors did endorsements in Japan such as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[filiwian]

These are also in the game MGS3.

[fordmike]

@filiwian I thought I saw that logo from somewhere lol

[sjomega]

lol dammit!!!

[Enclavefakesoldier]

That's a lot of schoolgirls. Someone divided by zero.

[karadan100]

WTF?

[conker313]

YES! YESS!

[diablecita]

... the hell?

[raythecoolest]

haha..halarious~

[rockworm503]

seriously the way he drank it was more like torturing it with his mouth

[Pistolero3]

why jack doesn´t shoot all the schoolgirls on the knee to open his way on the train and find the godammn bomb?

[ryharrington]

check out the jack bauer brocast commercial on youtube

[HeavensSweetHearts]

HAHAHAA WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?! XD

[Beckmen]

If it's good enough for Naked Snake, it's good enough for Jack Bauer!

[tin08290]

@Beckmen good job he did ingest those and they were damn good

[Kyon9854]

What if Jack Bauer was really on a train in Japan filled with Japanese girls in uniforms screaming YES at every statement they make?

[tojichan1048]

あっ! 中野腐女シスターズのコナンちゃんだっ!!

[twint1p]

omg jack bauer is eating

[Stairmaster9068]

How do japanese people even feel about 24?

[mydearesthoney]

@Stairmaster9068

Japanese fan(Including me):

Pleeeease let us sleeeeeep!!!!

We must go to work or school tomorrow!!!! 24 = anhydrous caffeine.

[moopMASTER2000Films]

seriously?

[Jgirlox24]

....i actually thought this was the gayest commercial of jack bauer ever. Y WOULD KIEFER TAKE A JOB LIKE THIS!?!??! WHY!?!?!

[pyrosoutherner]

@Jgirlox24 to pay for his booze.

[Jgirlox24]

@pyrosoutherner but he can force the bartenders to make all his drinks free. he can do anything. aaaaaannnnyyyything.

[Youmna11]

HI HI HI, CUTE, keifer is the bestttttttt

[DARKnDODGY]

maaaan they make millions outa this shit...all the top stars do them...its in the contract that they cannot be shown out of the country of origin.......welcome to you tube motherfuckers.....

[bar1scorpio]

Best description of the product? Elven Way Bread. "One bite can fill a man's stomach for a day." - Legolas

They're compact nutrition bars and a small one can fill you up pretty quick if you're in a hurry and need some nutrition in ya.

[ray558000]

what a stupid commercial i lost respect for him

[junka22]

YES, YES

[TheMuffinMan477]

Copy...

YES

YES

MOVE THROUGH

LET ME THROUGH

*glug, glug*

CARORIE MATEU

I like the audio.

[grogtgs]

I wonder how much money he got for this

[morningstarscrew]

exactly why hollywood actors/actresses go to japan to make commercial ads.

[FatalKitsune]

Calroie Mate gave Jack Bauer the strength to bang every Asian chick on that train.

[MetaKnight0o0]

@FatalKitsune ALL of them

[magee029]

@FatalKitsune HAHAHAHAH

[Xephrocrsith]

HOLY CRAP!!! Calorie Mates exist!? I thought it was just an MGS3 thing.

[CalorieMatesClan]

haha

git gud it does exsit they got jelly pouches coffe latte and the bars hahah dam ur slow

[Xephrocrsith]

I feel slow. But yeah, i want some.

[mildseven73]

yeah, I eat calorie mate almost everyday in the morning.

[Xephrocrsith]

what is it if you don't mind me asking.

[OreWaSeishunDa]

@Xephrocrsith - They're kind of like cookie-bars, for lack of a better description. They're good though. Try the chocolate ones. You can get them from j-list.

[Splazz]

From the front of the box:

"Calorie Mate Block is a nutritionally balanced source of the energy needed for daily activities."

Basically, it's a biscuit (cookie)-like snack that contains a healthy dose of protein, fibre, potassium, calcium, iron and various other vitamins and minerals.

Flavours include chocolate, cheese, potato, fruit and maple. Though, with nutrition being their #1 purpose, none are tasty as such.

[FordGT8806]

@Xephrocrsith lol me too

[heine71]

Japanese Coffee Mate in a "24" spoof?

[xiala1980]

nyoki nyoki!

[TheftOfChocolate]

Japanese folks sure do love 24.

Warms me cockles.

[chincherrinas]

EPIC WIN

[SlakeDragon]

xDDDD

[OnThatPowder]

hahaahah La Choy! Wok Buffet chow mien soki!

[rotomRASENGAN]

Nijuuyon

[Killerclownmeat]

*mmm* ahhh

This is great!

Naked sna......er Kiefer Sutherland's Stanima is fully restored!

[EdNortonisMineLol]

Yes, YES Jack XD

[SanjisGirl]

YEAS!

*moves moves*

YEAS!

Lemme tell ya, this brought me great joy.

[Va1n3MPathy]

AHAHAH EPIC COMMENT! <3

[ASHERUISE]

WHAT?

[mydreamistoflyuphigh]

great!

sd

fas

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[ausaskar]

YES YES

[ortopus]

Jack Bauer Ripped Off Solid Sanke LOL

[Dildolars]

That was a bomb, filled with nitroglyserine! Jack had to remove the nitro somehow! So he drank it!

Now he will go back and kill all the chineese schoolgirl-terrorists!

[NanamiLuchia10]

Jack:YES!XD

[RoyalMessup]

those hot asians in schoolgirl outfits are the moles jack! you've been compromised!

[stinkoman2x6]

It was Excellent!

Jack's Stamina completely refilled.

[Blackgaia02]

24 Reference is in this commercial. XD

[DML897]

24 IS this commercial

[chasec12345]

Tasty....

[Gomess]

The new Bruce Willis, I only just realised!

ENEOS - MOVE YOU.

[Treblaine]

WHERE'S THE BOMB!?!?!!!

[rameshsatchi]

God Damn Jack/mr. Sunderland...but i know you have to earn money to...goverment pay is just not enough!

[Jasonbobdude]

Kiefer Sutherland = M. Bison

But on a train.

[larn555]

why did they use CGI at the end ?

[larn555]

I have a strange feeling this adverts target audience is japanese school girls?

[SirMetaKnight6]

Jack thinks he's Bison

[JoeeJoeePoops]

YES YES!

[SirMetaKnight6]

THIS IS DELICIOUS !

[JoeeJoeePoops]

Haha. Calorie Mate is actually delicious I've tried it before.

[espressocup]

それは韓国や中国の方に失礼です。

[Jag0n03]

YES

YES

MOVE THROUGH

LET ME THROUGH

[MightiestArm]

I love this but why the hell is he saying yes yes

[OmniLegends]

hahahahahaha fuck yeaaah

[farbuttnear]

calorie mate.. from metal gear solid.. suweet

[maroonoasis]

why is he shouting "YES"?

[MetalNinjaCake]

I love how he's randomly shouting YES YES YES NO YES

[biohazard22791]

how the hell did jack bauer get a japanese commercial for caloriemate?

[Gooshnads]

watch him use this in 24...

haha

calorie mate =P

reminds me of MGS =] haha

[ManweArcadio]

Solid Snake is Jack Bauer.

[Gooshnads]

hahahaha tony almeida has no chance of winning then in the new season =o

[ManweArcadio]

Agree.

[LudaRaskolikova]

I don't care if he went to jail, he is hOOT !!

I love him ^^

[larsxe]

This is so sad.

[Loffeleif]

You know, it would've been awesome to have a season of 24 in Japan, with Jack fighting off yakuza and stuff.

[theallmightypingu]

Why does this have negitive....it would be stupid to have it in japan...for so many reasons.

It would most likely ruin the show.

I pray it never comes to that but i trust the crew and Kiefer to not mess things up.

[betatalk357]

because they're extremely innovative and state of the art, and clever. has anybody in the u.s. ever thought of making a calorie mate? or a funny commercial like this?

[embroisured]

The Japanese love us just as much as we love them. They are fascinated by our western ways, as we are fascinated with their eastern ways

[GivesYouWings]

And I'm fascinated by their vending machines.

Don't know why

[Loffeleif]

I guess it takes quite some energy to get through a Japanese subway.

[MatthiewBaisley]

YES!!!

[AnacondaHL]

*pushes through the crowd of Japanese school girls* beep... beep... beep...

[tillo2008]

lucky guy... i'd be going "honk... honk... HONK! LOL

[loko34]

hahaha MGS3

[jake5]

"I want some more!"

[MuseumProductions]

That's Damn Good!

[cbrnate]

Calorie Mate makes a balanced nutritional beverage for people on the go too!?!?!?!

[lekpashandy]

For a second, i felt like i was watching 24. Jack rocks

[SomeHugeRetard]

He's got to stop Aum Shinrikyo from gassing the subway.

[jimmyjamesWang]

uhm, very funny...

[ayalum]

lol im in there

[Fordz]

watch this 20 times in a row. it's funny.

[oratorspeaker]

i wonder how much he made from this commercial?i hear the pay millions for a few hours work.

[TheEvilChick]

This Is So Random.

[xese4lifex]

Is this Calorie Mate like Japanese Vitamin Water?

[Poemi10304]

I got the impression it was like a breakfast shake or something like that.

[jake5]

It's also little granola bars and as Big Boss would say "A little block that looks like a cookie".

[aquaanimus]

what in the hell is he drinking??

[geoNSX]

Carolie Mate...Its a popular energy drink in japan.

[PolysaturatedFat]

Wow... that was awkward, with the cute-asianness and the kick-assness of Jack Bauer.

"YES". "YES". "LET ME THROUGH."

[Bauerlover11]

I love Jack!!!!!!!

[ryufire12]

holy crap i thought this was about the cool comerciall not fighting countries O_o

[8bodiddley8]

Kuskabemania. you loser.

[BlueStonePictures]

Yeah holtsnit...that solved everything. >_>

[BlueStonePictures]

Lol, according to this, quite bloody sad, the Chinease/Japs eat everything? Sick, but good commercial, love the series. Want some more ad's!

[kusakabemanai]

Stupid skunk, you must educate yourself again at the elementary school. or you must throw away your rotten brain and buy one at the supermarket nearest your home. to: guy with IQ70.

[NINETWENTYEIGHT]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Liberator13]

Wow, we've finally found out what can stop Jack Bauer from achieving his missions. A train full of japanese schoolgirls.

Do they even have 24 in Japan?

[MegsOnTheTube]

Yeah, they do. It's actually pretty popular there.

[holtsnit]

japanese people eat babies

[coree1011]

And korean and chinese eat many dogs and cats...

[poponesu]

Hello.Inexperienced foolishness.

[nukka1212]

hahah i know this is soo bad, whoever directed this commercial should go shoot themselves, keifer sutherland could have done an amazing commercial

[rainxlxl]

that's chinese you idiot -_-

[kusakabemanai]

Do you have a brain? What is in your head? Maybe pudding.

[jaguar902]

omf i jus had puddin like 5secs ago...dxD

[kusakabemanai]

To a moron who actually believe that Japanese eat babies:

Buy a brain for yourself at the supermarket nearest your home and diaper.