Best of Ocho Cinco Quotes Child Please, Kiss Da Baby, Hard Knocks, Chad Johnson

[Jdot76]

Ummm guys Jennifer Aniston was on the magazine that happened to be on HIS left. So you can stop pointing out that she was on the right.

[DMB206]

"Man goddamnit man"

He is by far the king of quotes

[DMB206]

"...and a large arnge juice"

[OscarJG45]

Lets go to dinner Mcdonalds on me:)

[Omegaman40]

they don't think it be like it is, but it do

[stevenbbb85]

I feel like i would have to be black to say this...

[gamecrazy6741]

What is that he doing when hes getting in the bag??

[azteck303]

u got to pay child support

Me: CHILD PLEASE!!!!!

[toasty86]

lol McDonald's new spokesman

[legit2344]

CHILD PLEASE NIGGA 

[WorldMafiaHipHop]

Black man always gotta be somethin else besides himself. Black man cant just be black, he gotta have some indian, or some white, or mexican in him. I knew a black girl who say she had mexican in her, so this bitch used to bring mexican food to work... Child Please, stay black nigga...

[naqvizt]

i live by your philosophy. All i say is child please and its reduced the amount of times I say the F bomb. Thanks OCHO!

[DACappola]

I'm glad he's matured. Unfortunately he sucks at Football now though

[TheKutter808]

@TDL35sTbOITz well from his point of view she was on the left

[frankbradley15]

ha isaid child please to my teacher ref and coach

[KB24sTaTuS]

to those 6 dislikes, child please

[mbustamantehrhs]

Chad Ocho Cinco... best life coach ever. haha

[senningenin129]

What's he mean by "I ain't got time to be kikiing around" at 4:34?

[Jpapi96]

greatest man ever. jesus don't compare

[Darwyn7]

man please it's a freaking movie

[putman1992]

this is really funny, and you can kiss da baby on that



[TDL35sTbOlTz]

He says look at this woman to the left then points to the one on the right lol

[LRTWR]

00:48-01:00 .. BAHAHAHAH!!!

[neetrab]

ocho for president

[neetrab]

LOL!!!

"If I don't prepare myself, I can't talk no trash!"  LOL!

Also thought his theory about not getting rejected was FUNNY! And something to think about. And I'M a woman. I might do it to a guy... put my phone number in his phone and blah blah blah....love this dude.

[imama72]

"See this lady right here on the left"...Jennifer Aniston was on the right

[roc575]

lmaooo, god damn. chad's the best.

[Hailzz44]

Oh.... So that's what Child Please means...

Thanks Mom and Dad -_-

[celticsfanization]

My dad must be an asshole. He said "Child, please do your homework."

[slipkn0t0wns]

lady on the left? hahaha....child please

[KB24sTaTuS]

LMFAO

[africasseed]

4:39

"If I don't prepare myself, then I can't talk no trash" LOL

[JayQBRivera]

"The competition or field might as well kiss the baby, cause this shit is over."

[TJPrimetime10]

the blexican



[cclaunch11]

look Chris Henry!!!!!!!! :(

[CapeCodExoticSpotter]

hey mfridmans,  KISS DA BABBYYY

[TdotJohn]

"You know what u gon get right?" "Wah?" "Child please!" trololololo

[Shaxiran]

when my teacher asks for my homework i say child please

[usair97]

you get out there while im out there u might as well kiss dha baby

[raeosunxine]

this is funny. I mean people can say what they want, you can't stop them but i can give them a "child please".

[tweetlova]

gay

[usair97]

@tweetlova child please

[Koloms242]

@tweetlova man child please

[mfridmans]

hey AFC, kiss da baby

[mustang4sho]

yea mofos hello pats...

[blowyamind96]

Yo He Real

[blowyamind96]

iKnoww This MuuhFukka Aint At Claire's

[CallOfDutyAustralia]

catch everything a johnson shoots? you mean blank blank blank?

[CallOfDutyAustralia]

lmao. gotta go down a notch... like a affa leet.... does he mean athlete?

[Rocketsurgery1]

@CallOfDutyAustralia he says, date a athlete

[mapaka01]

RIP Chris Henry, 0:29



[paez951]

Just cuz you got money, dont mean you need to spend it!

[rkb12345678910]

The Black Mexican!

[feda1003]

isnt she on the right?

[NoName1325]

3:01 words of wisdom

[Apathesis0]

Gold starting at :48.

[BIGKENNYAKA72]

Reminds me of me.

[strudlekitty1]

I see you Riding down torwn with the girl i love and i'm like CHILD PLEASE!

[Hersi123]

3:18 thats definitely the right but ok Ocho Cinco

[luvstar18]

I know he's not shopping at Claires. He cheaper than the dad on "Everybody hates Chris" Julius can "Kiss the baby" because Chad is cheaper than him.

[nyeeezy]

@luvstar18 chad is smart though

[SynysterBeast24]

How the fuck does he eat McDonalds this often and be that toned?

[scoozerson]

"eat what you want to eat and work out how you supposed to"

that's not what he said when ray lewis laid him out

[ImThatFreshKid]

@scoozerson your right he didnt he said "child please" lol jk

[calebjones1234567]

aka the black mexican

[michaelfan90]

i think he deserves someone better than that slutty basketball bitch evelyn.

[Azizhamed925]

4 people can kiss the baby

[spirello2]

HAHAHAHA this guy is GOLD

[jimihendrixftw]

ha i watched supersize me like a year ago

[graffkingxamx]

people who hate chad will always hate him... so why didn those four even seach ochocinco and click into the video...?

[DavoRKOU]

To those four dislikes child please

[tgillam091]

@fastbreakr child please!

[LyricalPowetry]

4 people didn't say it with some mmmmmphh

[bluepros915]

4 people cant find of keep a man/woman

[maxthehawk1]

dont forget I am rich

[maxthehawk1]

this is literally the funniest thing i've ever seen...HE BE IN THE SPACE SHIP!

[stackleft]

THE WHOLE 2010 BENGLAS KISSED THE BABY. SORRY FUCKERS.

[IMCHRIS13]

@stackleft

Maaaan , Child Please!

[ochocincofan85ful]

this guy makes my life

[fastbreakr]

nigger

[moptopskate]

what does he mean by a rep? I am confused as to how it pertains to football...does he mean a play?

[BelchJags]

@moptopskate ya, a play in practice is a rep

[TheWizardOfOsborne]

@moptopskate repetition, like when you work out in a gym, one lift is a rep, in football, one down is a rep

[victoria3imani]

hahaha yea seriously i saw that movie in school n that never happened to me other then when i had threw up from a strawberry smoothy but that was i found out after the fact i was allergic. child please

[Airus92]

"you see this lady here on the left" LMAO

[TheCharro210]

the 2 people that disliked might as well kiss da baby.

[ganjaganj2]

child please.. 2 people need to kiss the baby

[SkierX720]

"See this woman here on the left..." Child please, that's the right

[bunnyk09]

@SkierX720 LMAO

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

You know I hate this guy on the football field (I'm from Pittsburgh), but he's freaking hilarious.

[tatiluvznickjonas]

lmao "try it man, the ish work"

[RevolverXV]

This has got to be one of the biggest dumbasses ever

[datkai1]

@RevolverXV biggest dumba ass ever making more money and getting laid more then u and ya granddad!...smack!

[ChildFlip]

"Man please, it's a freaking movie, it's not realistic.  Child please, is what they get" DEADED.

[jacksonfd8]

Haha, OchoCinco wanted a handshake @ 0:56-0:58

[tank4ever]

"just cause you got money dont mean you gotta spend it"

[ryanschbrt]

hes a role model mother fucker

[taxiiboo]

This grown man is not in Claire's....child please!

[TONYROSS81]

chad is funny

[JB90DODGERS]

2:52-3:16 the best gotta love that quote!

[raterroyale]

"I'm the greatest that never boxed!"

RIP Henry.

[greedymindztv]

wassup wit da wussup?!!

[iloveshoes415]

what does he mean by reps?

[rosdan12]

@iloveshoes415 reps is basically getting the ball....hes complaining that he's not getting the ball enough

[TONYROSS81]

@iloveshoes415 reps means on the field with the first team

[leftwing19]

0:30 chris henry...R.I.P with love

[jon76398]

maya was a stalker thank god shes gone

[cassie9385]

@jon76398 lmao omg

[datsyukdevil13]

lol, the music in claires

[AnimeKerx]

counterstrikeiscoll, child please.. :D

[CNezChannel]

The Back Mexican Kiss Da Baby

[counterstrikeiscool]

if i dont prepare myself i can't talk no trash

[jon112492]

Lol