Demetri Martin finds Clearification, Episode 2

[johnnynicko]

YES!!!

[AverageWizard100]

Demitri makes akward silences seem like an art form

[PAO13071]

this reminds me of little big planet

[TheMorganBusby]

Institute for Advanced Persons = I Fap

[fr0zenhound]

My expectations are so huge... ladies? ;D

[SnowingWolfGirl]

Does he make this stuff up? XD

[infectedlobster]

me "this bottle is too large"

that guy "is it, or are your expectations to small?"

me "no, its too fuckin big you dumass"

[formenso682]

and...Eric.

[fr0zenhound]

The monkey <.<"

[Partyphotographer]

He Uses Windows Vista

[72393pac]

watch if i this isnt all jokes

[MajesticMindMusic]

1:12, screenshot of Windows on the left ;p

[enjoi515]

Doll juggling black guy

For the win!!!

[ImsoAwkward213]

Demetri Martin is one of the greatest ppl ever. He is multi-talented. He does anything he puts his mind to. He is one of the very few who can do that.

He is also very smart. LIKE REALLY SMART. i love his comedy central show. it was hilarious and made me feel smart at points. ily demetri martin.

[logosh]

I want to get in to the institute

[googoo120]

too slow

[84jocofan]

He's making fun of the Institutes for the Achievement of Human Potential, and it's founder, Glenn Doman. Demetri is the greatest, and doesn't need the "Institute" to educate him on how to be funny!  Glenn Doman is a fruitcake.

[simonjeste]

@84jocofan Wikip edia_org / wiki / The_Institutes_for_the_Achieve­ment_of_Human_Potential

yikes. but for a good cause, at least -- unlike, say, Werner Erhard :)

[x11joex11]

It's a big bottle....... ::quiet voice:: you should have drank more

[bcb89jud3]

demetri reminds me so much of jason schwartzman. i love both of them

[vgibson122389]

dr. phineaus look like the KFC guy

[kocoluchea]

sensible putty owns

[pranskius]

why is that website to some mental institution lol

[KiLl3rWoRm69]

"This Bottle Is Too Large."

"Is It...Or Are Your Expectations Too Small?" Hahahaa

[SafeTravls]

@KiLl3rWoRm69

I'm going to say that next time i'm at the airport security check

[DreZGiant]

@KiLl3rWoRm69 "Is It...Or Are Your Expectations Too Small?" finally I have a line to tell all the women in my life

[sk8rdman]

This is deep

[numbskull20]

Why is there a Microsoft Windows logo at the end?

[LucasUrbanGymnastics]

@numbskull20 Its becuase there is a subtle advertizment for Microsoft the whole way through, the computer on the desk is in shot for a lot of the film, and @ 1:54 they show off Windows Vista for about 3 Seconds. and they mention Microsoft in the I.A.P Video thing and Microsoft Corperation is the only Real company that they mention. and as you noticed the windows logo at the end :)

Ha, all that is why there is a Microsoft Windows Logo at the end :)

[gmi2121]

thats how he pays the bills my friend

[LucasUrbanGymnastics]

@gmi2121 indeed. this is true :)

[Chaosfalen]

I love when Demetri Says "I cant feel my legs right now 'cause the bottle, theres alot of water in it" "Its a big bottle..."

No duh

[scottygroupies]

"You should have drunk more." :)

[zarry13]

my friend bought a bigger water bottle at flubs ice-cream place

[KayToTheT]

The picture for Eric made me crack up. XD

[froliciouspanda]

and erick

[sn1zzo]

@froliciouspanda Erick Rawks. He helped put me through college.

[Amberbabynz]

awkward silence O_o

[garuto101]

that old guy reminds me of santa clause

[ogloosh]

this reminds me a lot of wes anderson.

[enjoi515]

"I cant feel my legs right now cuz the bottle, theres a lot of water in its just..."

"It's a big Bottle..........."

BOTTLE say that a couple of times until u think u theF*** named it bottle Bot-tle wtf is a bottle!!! O.o

[enjoi515]

who the F***

[Chaosfalen]

hehe this is funny

[michellepg13]

And...Eric.

[SaveFerris66]

I want to go to IAP!!!

[yootubematt]

Wow i love the Sensible Putty.

[coconutgrove8]

I know this is totally off topic, but...the small box of popcorn is adorable (is it just me who thinks this?)

[theofficechix]

agrreedd!!!

[jasonjohnson001]

you should have drunk more, that's comedy

[DarthSkater6]

This sketch moves waaaaaay too slow.

[music4774]

no, this is just an elaborate commercial for windows.

[bath4lambchop]

is this a spoof on scientology?

[munchkin10000]

it would be cool if squirrels were that giant in real life

[whysoserious17]

does anyone know why the first two episodes say 1 of 7 and 2 of 7 but then the rest say of 6 episodes??

[surething37]

They were being ambitous, they quickly realised that 7 episodes would be to much work so they shortened it to 6.

[15mintuemovies]

lol! at 2:28 look at the giant squirrel in the backround!

[87liverpool]

I love looking in the background, because when I do, I realize that all those people are also assholes.

[LivienRochelle]

His expression at 1:32 is the cutest thing ever. Pretty much 1:32 - 1:41 is priceless. Even though this stuff was made/posted in 2006 i just found it yesterday. I don't care if the there's product placement of what they're trying to sell. I love Demetri.

[gameboy281]

i nstitute

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a dvanced

p ersonhood

i fap

[FairyTaleFan]

The words "for" "and" and "of" are so unloved, aren't they?

[dianafilms]

i like it

[123grover321]

fail for vista. only 300,00 views.. and thats on the second vid... and since i... and many others wont watch the next vid.. they havent got to too many have they. :P suck shit

[RTpanzertime]

Product placement much?

[IheartIBANEZ]

Yea, I think I'm gonna grab a BIC pen and send a complaint through FEDEX about the product placement, or I'll just type one up on my MAC.

[RTpanzertime]

I think the point is that you start watching for Demetri, then you keep watching to see how they promote Vista next.

[toleranttyrant]

like demetri, his show sucks though

[whatshortstuff012]

so u just came here to give your point of view on a video by a person u dont like. if anything u suck for having no life

[SoldierOfRock43]

lol. I cant feel my legs right now cuz the bottle...

Its a big bottle. lolz

[nowinlushcolor]

s su sup supe super super r super ra super rad super ra super r super supe sup su s

[HotokoChan]

2:30 who the f is that squirrel dude in the background???

[acidburncool]

Picking up acorns, obviously.

[caitg1]

I thought it was funny

-Go Demitri

[turtleownage]

Ugh the begenning made me thirsty i had to get a drink.

[Ashchethem]

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[maladroitgirl]

and Eric

lol

[simplystatic]

hilarrrrrrrrr

[wyldbros879]

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[sierramountains]

Demitri Martin! :D

[JoshIzSik]

a aw awe awes aweso awesom awesome awesom aweso awes awe aw a

[torgra22]

"it's a big bottle, you should have drunk more.... "

lol

[GirMuffin123]

damn i feel like im wachin a movie only im not in a theater, i didnt spend any money, and im not engorging myself of artery clogging buttered popcorn that i will regret eating as soon as i get home i could like this

[lippsdontlie7]

wait i dont get this is this a tv show or what?

[DownOnMyLuck]

It is a series of almost-but-not-quite funny webisodes.

[gooldude3]

its so cute how he says thank you all the time......ahhh, i just love this guy

[LivienRochelle]

Yeah, he seems like a sweetheart. Can't help but love him.

[JoshGagne]

a aw awe awes aweso awesom awesome awesom aweso awes awe aw a

[LookingForHamasama]

wow poor demetri and his big bottle of water =p

[kittyman1995]

2:27 Look behind him :o...

[LaosT5]

And Eric

[UlqTheFreakyEspada]

lol

"Before we get started, would you like a bottle of water?"

And he hands Demetri a big oversized fucking bottle! xD lol

=/ I love the audio preview feature.

[jatotsusuken]

lol

"Before we get started, would you like a bottle of water?"

And he hands Demetri a big oversized fucking bottle! xD lol

=/ I love the audio preview feature.

[wallace1320]

ha ha Bill Gates, bottom left of bottom right square at 3:14

[zigzagzoomman]

if u stop perfectly at 1:58 i can swear its my vid at da bottom

[JoshGagne]

nope it isn't...

[iloverock6x3]

haha i love the giant squirrel

[yasuakimaru]

"..I can't feel my legs right now..." hahahah!

MARRY ME, DEMETRI!

Hahah.

[nthomas32]

Wow!  Martin just outlined Scientology for us! And made it very funny!

[anightalonewithyou]

was that a giant squirrel behind him at 2:32??

i mean, i know it's a guy in a suit, but seriously, how random is that???

[ktlady623]

"This bottle is too large."

I love him. :)

[sam3993sam]

fucking windows vista ads

[procrastinator19]

'...you should have drunk more' ..that oversized water bottle is hilarious. Demetri Martin is a legend!

[SayLoudShoutSam]

This guy is so ridiculously smart it's a joke.

And he's geniusly hilarious.

You have to respect him

Watch If I and you'll know what I'm talking about when I say he's a genius

[natnatgoon]

I seriously think he could save the human race

[nthomas32]

The guy is a Harvard grad.

[nsomers94]

biggest wast of time ever

[yahyahtoopy]

oh wow you should sue to get your 5 minutes back

dickhead

[nsomers94]

ya cuz im that stupid

[llewog]

See, isn't it good to tell the truth?

[nsomers94]

asshole

[zeke7steve]

microsoft tossing out viral marketing left and right

[seleniafish]

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[EdJerr]

I love this guy hes so fukin funny

[loving2312]

yh i agree he is hilarious xD

[VaporXXXElite]

u should of did that whole skect idk how to spell it

[jakefgreenfield]

i love demitri but i hate the windows bull

[camTHEturtle]

seriously what kind of compuer is that at 1:55 ? i want it!

[jessilin1]

isn't it a windows vista ?

cos i think that that's the one that they advertise...

[themangostar]

Windows Vista is an operating system, not a computer.

[zombiehunterjw]

yes, as the mac and windows series is. COMPUTERS are brands like toshiba, gateway, ect

[themangostar]

Actually, Macs are computers. haha

[camTHEturtle]

what kind of computer is that? coolest thing ever!

[sealtoi]

im confused, episodes 1 and 2 it says are of 7, but from 3 to 6 it says theres only 6 episodes... is there supposed to be another one or did they just run short and episode?

[ZMoreland04]

He invented to rollerblades....Some time in the past.

[xSublimEstyLeE]

this is too slow compared to episode one

[AnimeFreek101]

lmao at the large bottle and tiny popcorn xDD

[deini]

you should have drunk more :P roflmao :P

[aspurr20]

he is like 35. looks like hes 20

[rage976]

He is genious! can't wait for Important Things first episode Feb 11th!

[Empty1Clip]

what channel? or is it on youtube?

[bamhammer]

comedy central

[Forkplus1]

comedy central, and its not the 11th its the 18th

[oakiren]

no it was the 11th

[anton299]

man, Demetri Martin is awesome! XD

[phishyjo]

money we find around

[chrischrist2u]

wait is that old guy mel brooks?

[I3eanz]

I want his shirt...

[Element1494]

Lol..

"And.....Eric.."

[zacafreakingriah]

Wes Anderson and Demetri Martin should team up and make a movie

[peskasker]

DEFINITELY!

[tommytooclean]

Completely agree with you, add some Billy Murray and it just can't go wrong.

[xxdonatelloxx]

lol at the squirrel around 2:30

[FlyingClownUK]

"hello, you're a person." "so am i"

Lmao

[ThaJoker71]

the bottle is too large, is it or are your expectations too small. Gingerbread mobile house, sensible putty. This is brilliant lmao

[dancingchicax3]

lol i cant feel my legs right now, cuz the bottle, theres a lot of water in it.

[insomnium666]

you should have drank more

[rageage5fifteen]

I like how he has a really big bottle, and a really small popcorn.

[iasmihth]

is this like OCD?

[hippietwinkie]

i dont think its a real disorder lol

[123dallasstars123]

Sensible Putty hahaha

Man, this is awesome

[Malyssa7]

I love the giant squirrel in the background at

2:28...hilarious

"the bottle is too large"

"Is it...or are your expectations too small"

man, he's brilliant!

"I can't feel m legs..."

"You should have drunk more"...haha

[bubbubbubbub000]

Hahahah, oh this is gonna be great. I love Demetri Martin.

That is also the coolest laptop I've seen. Anyone know what it is?

[albinomonkassassin]

i don't know, but obviously windows vista's poor product placement is working, haha.

[javidastud]

lol "the bottle is too big"

[nickedjoe]

"the bottle is too large"

"or are your expectations too small"

[Pamathey]

Wow, that's a very literal bottle of water. hah.

"hello. You're a person! So am I." HA.

[ralujk]

"you should have drunk more"

[swatkins246]

haha sensible putty

[tdogg357]

wait a sec it went from episode 2 of 7 to 3 of 6?

[nickedjoe]

pwned....lol

[Resolvetheory]

This man is a genius.

[rhiakolareny]

"You should have drunk more."  Hehehe..

[sam3993sam]

anyone else fucking hate microsoft viista for their ads in this

[Drokua89]

there is hardly any fucking ads you fuck twat

[1RandomOne]

Giant bottle of water and a tiny popcorn.

ha ha ha ahahahhahaha haha

[bertandomar]

nice "bottle of water".

[Zach547]

ya i see the squirel

[cheeseylovah]

at like 2:39 any body else see a giant squirell?

[FAMAFAN011]

lqtm yea its funny

[Jamie2256]

i didn't even see it! hehehe

[claydude333]

The vending industry should totally look into selling those bottles in their machines... They'd make millions...

...lol

[adamzez]

lol, the personal tags, they have demetri spelled in multiple ways, for people who dont know how to spell his name but have a round about idea lol

[SamBlackmore]

i want some sensible putty

[Walgreensman]

youtube Daniel Tosh and youll thank me later. he is one of my top 5 commedians of all time. makes dane cook look like a winey baby

He is one of your top 5 come