Pure Michigan: Saugatuck

[marlaina2018]

I have lived in Saugatuck all my life and am proud to be a Fruity Bastard

[shawnroachman]

I live in saugatuck... and this is spot on...

[MrKangaruu]

Sausagetuck



[Sensible7257]

I would love to see a pure Michigan spoof of Flint... Where there are certain streets that you just don't stop at stop signs... because you aren't that confident in your door locks.

[adistefano0210]

i was born and raised in michigan n i have NEVER heard of Saugatuck.

[Forgazi]

@adistefano0210 I made it up. There's really no such place. Same for Royal Oak and Downriver. I conjured these places up in my mind. I also invented the word "douche-bag".

[dps1965]

@Forgazi Funny I moved there in 1977 from Detroit.

[faracochran1]

@Forgazi I LOVE these spoofs! And who has never heard of Saugatuck? Were you raised in the UP or something? I suppose Grand Haven and Ludington are just make believe places too?

[AndresGuevara1]

@adistefano0210 Me either.



[xoPUMAoxlove]

@adistefano0210 Ive never been there or heard of it either and i was born in Detroit and raised in St. Clair Shores

[MrYoubrian]

@xoPUMAoxlove Can you get me in St. Clairs hores?

[THEdsanders92]

@adistefano0210

I've never lived in Michigan in my entire life, and one of the only places I've been while in Michigan is Saugatuck. This place is raging with homos

[mikekim777]

fruity bastards

[MIdreez]

these fruity bastards are doing something right

[Kingwalker]

I gotta say this is probably the kindest of all his vids. Love these things!

[Cjmoney007]

Best pure michigan hands down.

[JFrankeTheTanke]

hahaha "come inside" hahahahah

[Comeatmebro1992]

Sausagetuck

[fridaysindetroit]

We need more fruity bastards in Detroit.

[PantstofryPWNZ]

@The704Jack You are so unbelievably dumb. He's making fun of Michigan's quirks. Every state has problems, he just makes them funny.

[MooseTomson]

nice vid but you should have done somthing to do with the dun bugy rides!

[heartsandothertoys]

these fritty bastards are doing something right.

[Bwahaha8036]

hahaha!!! You are one funny bastard, John!! Keep em coming..

[Della1928]

These are hilarious and watching them is keeping me from getting any work done!

[coffeeandashes]

@bostonsportsTV The guy who makes these videos treats Michigan like his little brother. He teases the state but there is love behind it. Also, videos about douchebags in Royal Oak or how much it rains are way better than people constantly talking about the economy and murder rates. It's light-hearted and fun.

[dsnfldgfds]

need one for Lansing, the capital city of that shithole state

[dsnfldgfds]

@guilty67 stfu asshole

[downriverfirepower]

Man your videos are great, and accurate. Great job.

[BostonSportsTV]

Is michigan really this bad?

[XXChicagoGuy]

@BostonSportsTV lol no. what do you mean bad? This video was actually highlighting the good things of saugatuck in a sarcastic way. What did you see that was bad?

[Ozzyrocksmysox]

@BostonSportsTV No, its just Detroit, the rest of Michigan is perfectly fine :D

[cottoncandychic]

@Ozzyrocksmysox Oh really?

[MAGUMNURSIS]

@BostonSportsTV

NO. But as long as they make people from the really shit hole places think so, thaye won,t move there...

[monkeynuts76]

FRUITS

[harvesthunter0707]

gay people are gayer than a gay fish

[jondough7777777]

so saugatuck has royal oak beat???

[MsLilacLover1]

@jondough7777777 I think you mean Ferndale

[SalMaicki]

i work at the place that rents out that pink moped! haha

[HelloKattyFatty]

Never been to Saugatuck without seeing a gay couple make out.

[RetNicole]

Hahaha. Awesome.

[deat3456w]

you gotta love michigan

[swizzlecheeks]

My son used to pack fudge in Saugatuck at Gilwins........ Its a candy store.

[esiegel4635]

These are precious!

[gixxer1192]

Sausagetuck

[machineunit]

@gixxer1192 Ha! I was gonna say thatbut you beat me to it by 2 months... lol

[marmarsbar]

Clever...SNL - style controversial...if you're a black gay man, you're probably funny. If not, you might be an ignorant homophobic Michigan hick with a smidgeon of smart DNA from an ancestor, several generations removed.

[thebluefus]

@marmarsbar

I agree with you here. All black, gay men are funny. I see a gay, black man and I laugh. 'hey its a gay black man,haha" if not, then you are not funny.

[brimancandy]

I guess I must be one of those fruity bastards! I know Saugatuck sure gets enough of my money in the summer! LOL! It is truly the best little town in Michigan!

[hoover321f]

the lions one is the best

[ThorMX8507]

Kinda sounds like Michael Moore.

[ejp0421]

So funny.

[rosevillefool]

I'm going to move there and sell Tee shirts that say, "Gay is OKAY!"

[commandouma]

dude anyone notice the badass car at 0:43?

[trinketbox1]

Probably a low crime rate, too. What's the worst crime committed in the last four years? Stealing hankies off a clothesline.

[heshottheman]

Yeah! That's where I went to high school!

[Cjmoney007]

There is more than one ferry (fairy) in town hahaha

[iamssmedia]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[saxon564]

Finally one the is almost all positive!

[saxon564]

finally one the is almost all positive!

[7MarcusL]

Hilarious!!!! XD

[wbworkout]

We love this place and go every summer.

[Knightmessenger]

Speaking of gay friendly, has he done Ferndale yet?

[ctube001]

These fruity bastards are doing something right.

[Starrman69]

"...that practically beg for you to come inside..."

"...ride me..."

"...raise his pole in delight...."

and others already noted, Holland's back door and not the only ferry in town

I like the clever way you slip in the innuendo....

[LynnRitchey]

The "Holland's back door" comment got me laughing so hard I had to play it again to hear the rest!!

[bigb6866]

"pun" intended

[bryanguy1]

not the only ferry in town to catch a ride haha lo imao

[farlz40]

The Dunes are the biggest gay resort east of the Mississippi, and Sausagetuck is one of the most over priced towns in Michigan.

[iiFightingDreamerii]

@farlz40 Only overpriced if you can't afford it :)

[sgtjlopez]

"Holland's back-door!" HAHAHA

[kingmalek]

Is this city Michigan's anus?

[ArmaDega]

@kingmalek No, Au Gres is.

[SpeshILL1]

Hahahahahahaha! I live in Douglas, (which is right next to and practically part of Saugatuck) and that shit was hilarious! It is a cool town, buy too many gays?! All the tourists say that because they are here in the summer! Peak of tourist season! And if your that homophobic, maybe you should stay inside! And if your gay and offended by this, don't watch parody videos! Btw, I'm not gay! Lol

[andydrew42]

@SpeshILL1 lmao I live in douglas tooo!!! The Gays are what keep this town funded and running, Im straight too but this is a great place to live..:)

[Alphabex8]

@andydrew42 The Gays? haha. oh, you.

[andydrew42]

@Alphabex8 I didnt mean it that way..i was using his words "the gays" Everyone is cool with me..Saug, doug, best place to live!!!

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[Alphabex8]

@andydrew42 have you been to South Haven?

[womensman87]

Saugatuck is awesome, plus gay people are not bad. Just think its a beautiful town have you been there, I recently went there on vacation we were in Western Michigan and I wanted to check it out. Its like a smaller version of Ann Arbor which is really even more awesome.

Tolerance love and acceptance. Gay people are not bad just misunderstood. They are some of the most creative and kind souls in the world.

Peace.

[Trashfished]

nice town, too many fags tho.

[bigbt100]

@Trashfished your just an asshole

[Trashfished]

@bigbt100 Uh at least I dont seek out the refuse canal of the earth.

[bigbt100]

@Trashfished your just an asshole

[SmokeDogNY420]

Ya we didn't call it Sausagetuck for nothin LOL

[ez4me2sa]

I love the 'real' 'Pure Michigan' ads, but these are hilarious! Great job - it's 'pure humor'.

[spartyfive]

Awesome wording!

[mattdabrat424]

not as good as the others

[Martaan66]

Is this the place where Jennifer says we will be "blown away"?

[bryanguy1]

@Martaan66 lol

[lisaleelee10]

Loved this!! You are so humorous!! Your wit. Your implacitions!! I suscribed. Please do more!!

[shannyman1113]

Lol I live in saugatuck I walk downtown and watch dumbass tourists they also have segways and we are gay friendly this is all pretty much true were fruity basterds

[juststeve49]

Like the pink moped

[Starrman69]

Saugatuck, another great place to visit...

[docj09]

practically beg for you to cum inside

[nostalgia4infinitify]

Speaking as a gay man, this video is absolutely hilarious.

[hockeystud81]

Fruity bastards... Haha right on the button. if your offended by this you have no sense of humor. Another classic.

[thevanderman]

Wow...you guys had me at "Holland's back door"...Loved it!!!

[LX38]

Looks like a good place for another mosque to me.

[Hotboy1800]

WOW this is really tacky and offensive

[XXChicagoGuy]

I'm somewhat offended by being called a fruity bastard...hey thanks.

[MichPlacedGator]

"more than one ferry in town"  HAHAHAHA!!

[jalton82]

well that's mildly offensive

[pun3du]

fruity bastards! :D

[spaz88006]

Good ol' Sausage-tuck. :)