With reference to Zimbabwe's long and consistent electoral history I can assure you: you can vote for His Excellency as many times as you like ( and we will still double the number if necessary)
I have my scouts out right now looking for Chinamasa, apparently he had left the Jockey Bar at The Rainbow Towers a few minutes before we arrived, in the company of three luscious ladies of the night..
Death by any man-made means is too good for Mugabe and his cronies (please do not harm Tsvangirai). I would rather he went to prison and was fed on bread and water to the end of his miserable days. As for the other monsters, they should be made to spend months viewing pics of their victims and then made to make recompense to the relations before joining their boss in his cell.
uyu anotopenga!
2007hotlips 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Africa reject pinks 'whites" evil culture of domination.
Africa will use force to expulse all pinks "whites" out of Africa for their devilish behavior.
ProtectingAfrica 2 years ago
Great, guess the next best thing to the real deal. Please blunten the knife, then add more names! Chiyangwa etc.
2eyesonyou 3 years ago
Less talk more action
ekshun 3 years ago
You are so right. The next edition is dedicated to you.
Less talk, more action.
TC
TEACHICKEN 3 years ago
Mutambara must go.
tsuromageng 3 years ago
Good one enjoyed this
Mambokadziwedu 3 years ago
Aiwa kani save Mugabe for last.
headlinesafrica 3 years ago
Can I vote twice? Mugabe.
zimbabwe7 3 years ago
With reference to Zimbabwe's long and consistent electoral history I can assure you: you can vote for His Excellency as many times as you like ( and we will still double the number if necessary)
TEACHICKEN 3 years ago
gono first , he gt to go and after chiwenga , then chihuri, chinamasa
colmus 3 years ago
I have my scouts out right now looking for Chinamasa, apparently he had left the Jockey Bar at The Rainbow Towers a few minutes before we arrived, in the company of three luscious ladies of the night..
TEACHICKEN 3 years ago
Death by any man-made means is too good for Mugabe and his cronies (please do not harm Tsvangirai). I would rather he went to prison and was fed on bread and water to the end of his miserable days. As for the other monsters, they should be made to spend months viewing pics of their victims and then made to make recompense to the relations before joining their boss in his cell.
chokwadiana 3 years ago
So hilarious!!! So Good!! And well analyzed. Good Job!
VaBango 3 years ago
I vote Mugabe!
irieeuro 3 years ago
MBEKI....he should have gone first....the most useless man in africa.
headlinesafrica 3 years ago
Thanks. We gave him an extra big head for easier chopping.
TEACHICKEN 3 years ago
Mugabe
zimbabwe7 3 years ago
I'll start gathering the wood for the bonfire
TEACHICKEN 3 years ago
I'll get the petrol.. oh wait there's a queue:(
zimbabwe7 3 years ago
hehe this is mad funny....
headlinesafrica 3 years ago
Please feel free to vote for the next one to get the chop in the next episode. Last one standing is the new President...
TEACHICKEN 3 years ago
Gono's gone. First round - Gideon would have got my vote too.
Next round - I vote Mbeki.
zvakanaka1980 3 years ago