The Perfect Girlfriend

[vannah2721]

i think she wants a green card

[Clamhead939]

Her IQ aint very high is it?

[wisdomtrek]

Nah, can't be. She's to good to be true. I guess in the idealized dream world, but decidedly not in this plane of existence.

[fozzybulldog1]

BAH!! they alllllll say that at the start......

[MrSilverfox333]

She'd be too busy Sucking my dick to chat shit!

[AuturgyFilms]

People they are saying the Burbon is the Perfect Girlfriend -_- its called a metaphor.

[computerjero]

@AuturgyFilms A horrible one...

[AuturgyFilms]

@computerjero nope, not really. the girl IS the liquor, compares to Tupacs song "Me and My Girlfriend" which is a metaphor to a glock. :D

[computerjero]

@AuturgyFilms

- best in small doses

- after a certain amount you can't take it anymore

- always there when you need it

and it's most enjoyable in a group

[epik1323]

annoying accent

[MegaMrmikes]

fuck i need to get her number

[XxFunkMachinexX]

Friggen foreigners.. I'M NOT MARRYING YOU SO YOU'LL HAVE CITIZENSHIP. Haha.

[nxtwolf2]

science fiction man science fiction

[illmatic826]

@nxtwolf2 too good to be true, well if I was rich lol

[ADPDirty]

Merrie me

I have all you asked for :)

[BorderCricket]

Sounds like how your girl is before you decide to hook up. It's a trap! Don't do it!! Runn knee grow RUNNNNNN!!!!

[angryredcom]

lol, Monkey dust did a sketch like this, Fat guy picks up a thai-bride. on way home shes like "omg mustard stain on vest is soooo manly, double chin n sweaty back true sign on masculine power... ohhh, ur house is so small n dirty, i shall clean it all for you no problem,good film. u only eat chips n drink beer, that is sexy diet for man, i no like expensive stuff"

guy very happy- "cool, well er, fancy a shag?"

"but we not even married"

"FUCK YOU YOU COCK TEASING BITCH, GET OUT"

[FortitudeOfHeaven]

It's a trap, no woman is that nice...

[Maski03]

lol if only she existed...

[punketa32]

haha! good luck finding a girlfriend like that

[kaityniblochilldawg]

i like her boobs hahah

[Traviithegreat]

I WOULD F***ING DESTROY HER!!!!

[LuciferBaby11]

WITHOUT A CONDOM, RAW FREAKIN DAWG!!!

[LuciferBaby11]

I wanna shove my D in her asshole

[DetoxRogue]

haha awesome =D

[gossipgirlguy]

l0l

[johngraySRHS]

fake

[keysgirl816]

@johngraySRHS no really????? a commercial? fake!??? OMG WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN????

[RStarga]

WENCH!

[123456789killa]

lmao

[ismaryedgar]

sniff sniff...where can i find such a beautiful specimen..that is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen..she truly is the perfect girlfriend..

[gregis22422]

I need ah girl to be able to cook clean, and make ah sandwich. She has to always be on call. lmao jp

[800mchamp]

that was definitely not the perfect girlfriend. Although, she was very close.

[thaweeddotinfo]

haha well thats not the perfect girl friend.... but she's alright

[Sexperv1]

nah no women is like that, & plus lol that not the perfect GF, define perfect GF...

[SphincterFinger69]

NO FUCKING AWAY ANYWOMAN IS THAT NICE, theres got to be a conciquence some wheres like getting your nuts chewd off by a dog,. but itd be nice to have a woman liek dat :)

[pipocal02]

No way a girl can be that nice.

[buttercream1983]

yup i just retired and im on a hunt to locate this woman cuz im in love,this this this is the greatest person known to mankind im crying omg she has my heart,ttyl ill let you know how the search goes

[elimouna]

ok so when does she transform into the man eating alien that she truly is.

[themaster862]

@elimouna hahah yeah the ones like that are the craziest ones. if a girl says that shes realy the complete oposite.

[maddywoo]

lmao! No such woman, that's all I have to say

[dirtyankee]

omg I'm fucking crying right now! its the most beautiful video I have ever seen!

[yanzodadon]

so... can she cook and clean? i can do whatever i want... fuck yeah.

[elfeo4]

where are you please, can i get your #

[nubserver]

loved her =)

[trooper799]

PERFECT

[dirtycunttuck]

i want her!!!!!!!!!!!

[campkilldavy]

damn my chizzled body and good looks. i really need to put on some weight and get chicks like THIS.

[jake62494]

my name is Taj. Call me you know my number

[EmoKilla420]

I knew it was true. Women like this exist only in Europe. I'm so there lol

[acklicuno]

i knew she existed.....i knew it.

[iosefo84]

LOL its an Australian Advertisment! this Ad highlights that if you drink jim beam you can get a girl like her.lol

[Gamer4672]

5$ this 'girl' is one of to option's

1. a man who got a REALLY good sex change and voice change or

2. this is a halusination from drinking to much XD

[w1g4nl4d]

rite, can i get your address and telephone num now please. i can be that perfect boyfriend you want (Y)

[mzhyphy4]

that bitch knows that she got payed to say that but she did nt mean it

[annoyingdevil24]

get your tits out 4 the lads then

[PaulFromOzz]

it's an advertisment you stupid germ. She was an actor.

[ZineX07]

i think im in love

[vincekwan07]

Lets keep dreaming lads :L

[drummerskis]

i'll take 20

[Ategato]

ummm.... the apocalypse is beginning...

[PrincessaNina89]

more like the sluty-ess, ugli-ess, man-looking fake ass bitch girlfriend.

[PaulFromOzz]

More like she's million times hotter than you'd ever be and prolly gets more cocks up her than you'll see in your life

[discoder]

Jealous much?

[oo77i]

@PrincessaNina89 DONT hate the playa, hate the game.Shes only acting for a stupid add... any way

[yazdant90]

@PrincessaNina89

haha jelaous lol

[01000001011100100111]

@PrincessaNina89 I'm guessing you're female then? xD

[GBInfamous805]

@PrincessaNina89 Why so jelly?

[GBInfamous805]

@GBInfamous805 Why so jelly?

[rsaini1]

lololol

[calibre70]

yeah right

[DasherBoy1]

WHAT THE HELL