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  • Me too

  • i was watching this ..while taking a shit!!! :) :)

  • I sit on the toilet cause laughing makes me shit faster.

  • i dont get it, why does he call him the "fuck you man"?

  • @BlueLemon19 Watch eddie murphy delirious, because he curses a lot and the foreigners that dont kno english only get the curse words

  • I just took a 3 and a half hour Howard Taft memorial shit! I used 4 rolls of toilet paper! God knows what I ate!

  • just get the fuck out

  • Story of my shitting career right here.

  • my ass never cooperates with me! >:(

  • I took a shit today, and my ass teased me.

  • 0:55 I hate that too! Lol

  • wat does that chunk want...lmao

  • 2 people had to wipe their asses for five hours, lol

  • toilet paper cant handle ma shit. 

  • "SHIT... ASS... SHIT... SHIT!"

  • This video was just added to a music playlist at JustPlay.fm

  • wow, this is how eddy stole shit from richard pryor without getting in trouble for it

  • he really is the best

  • " Eddie Morphy :D "

    " Fuck You Eddieeeeeeeeeeeeee :D "

  • still the best stand up show ever, followed by russel peters

  • 2 people love it when they take a shit and the water splash up on their asses.

  • Two people had little pebble shits.

  • and now we have donkey....ugh

  • wait there is one more " did you ever go the bathroom and you just could not shit because you kept remembering this video ?"

  • while eddie was doing this charlie was making history with rick james. cocaine is a hell of a drug!!

  • Lol, shit does tease your ass.Lol, hahahahahahahahha His still funny

  • Damn TACO BELL! This is what happned to me last night after two crunch wrap supresmes

  • @pearldrumsarecool lmfao @ two crunch wrap supremes. hey pally I gotta tell ya. if you blow on your knees while constipated those caca comes out clean as a whistle! like a hot knife through butter EASY! remember a little blow on the knee caps!

  • @SuperNumber19 Lol I'll remember that next time I eat there man that was a rough night lol

  • What does it mean if your ass makes the "shit break in half" and you have to wait for 5 hours and use 12 rolls of toilet paper?

    12 rolls in one shitting bathroom visit??

    WTF

    THATS INSANE!!

  • @tatomuck18 he said wipe for five hours.

  • @tatomuck18 What he means is that sometimes your ass will accidentally clinch up when you don't want it to, while a piece of shit is not completely out, leaving part of it exposed from your ass hole. Then when you wipe it, it will smudge all over the bottom of your ass and you have to use extra tissue to wipe it all off. But of course you wouldn't have to wipe for 5 hours and use 12 rolls of toilet paper, that was just an exaggeration.

  • Hella funny how the people below me (meaning as in comments) are arguing and using racial slurs.. If u did not enjoy the video, the only thing necesary is to move on to the next.. Instead of using the N word on the Internet, how about you go up to an African American man and say it to his face.. You don't see african Americans callin any of you guys crackers..

  • Thumbs up if you couldnt watch this while drinking a cup of water

  • i love to leave shits on the floor

  • He sounds just like Richard Pryor! Omg, he's the best at impersonations

  • funny shiiiiiiiiiit !!! :D

  • nigga is funnie

  • this is so true :)))))

  • Hey Eddie, FUCK YOU!!

    Fuck you Eddie, I see you on telivision!!!

    Your the fuck you man right?

    Suck my dick aye..

    Suck it you black muter F*kr.!.!.!.

    HAHAHA LMFAO ROFL il Eddie

  • This guy is poisonous.

  • he talking about richard pryor kicks asses.

  • fuck you eddieee i see u on televisioin .hahah..

  • lmfao

  • this made me cry laughing lololol

  • haha lol!

  • im white but i loved it!

  • since when does the color of your skin determine what you find funny? I could be green and I still would have found this funny.

  • sounded just like richard!! haha this guy is hilarious

  • lol i know its all true bro takin a shit is like that

  • back when he used to be funny =/

  • so funny

  • eddie is one bad ass mutha fucka

  • LMAO suck it u black motherfucka

  • what?! Eddie murphy is brown!? brilliant!

  • dude eddie is a straight foo

  • I hate when ppl fight on youtube and things, its so ignorant when u dont know anything about the person ur supposed to comment on the video and if u say mate that so does NOT mean ur a faggot. Grow UP!!!

  • true that.

  • That shit sound just like Richard... lmao

  • looollzzz

    this is funny

  • wow......

    watch larry the cable guy then, hillbilly

  • your a fucking retard mate. do us all a favour and jump off a cliff.

  • yea let me do u that favor because you mean so much to me that i would anything for you. and im not your "mate" you fucking faggot. do me a favor and go socialize with your faggots that have common interests with you and stop talking to me as if i fucking like you or something.

  • pitty you have trouble spelling.

  • oh now theres an original come back LOL. by the way, how ironic it is that a man tells me to learn how to spell yet he cant even spell "pity" LOL.

  • It's pity, not pitty... fucking idiot.

  • lmao i was thinking of that in my head, im like "pitty?" haha fucking idiot.

  • Eddie Murphy at his best. Things changed now unfortunately.

  • LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • go back in that mophaka

  • me2

  • ahhh i just took a shit

  • "F-CK YOU, EDDIE! I KNOW YOU!!"

    xD

  • why does shit be teasing your ass?

  • Damn watching this makes me wanna take a shit. lol

  • what does that chunk want?

    LMFAO

  • this made me crack up

  • LOL ONE CHUNK CAME BACK

  • funny WOW!!!

  • HAHA! So true, I hate when it splashes on my ass, I hate when it goes back, and I hate when chunk gets back, and THE MOST I hate is wiping my ass for long time.

  • i take shits out of my mouth into my sink and throw up from my ass in the toilet

  • u knw wat really make me mad is wen ya ass don't cooperate wit and clench up and break the shit in half. or wat about after u shittin, one chunk come back. wat does that chunk want?

  • You misspelled Eddie in the title.

  • ooooops...

  • eddie murphy is fuckin hilarious!!

    why wud shit be teasin your ass right?! lmao

  • @superski666 Hes a comedian, so it helps to be funny. :)

  • @piccanninni really? i really thought comedians were supposed to be really down and not funny at all... dick.

  • @superski666 You did state the fucking obvious... i was being ironic, with a smile, but you have no sense of humour. Dick? Was that an insult or were you stating a preference?

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