DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT REALLY WRK
@pearldrumsarecool lmfao @ two crunch wrap supremes. hey pally I gotta tell ya. if you blow on your knees while constipated those caca comes out clean as a whistle! like a hot knife through butter EASY! remember a little blow on the knee caps!
@tatomuck18 What he means is that sometimes your ass will accidentally clinch up when you don't want it to, while a piece of shit is not completely out, leaving part of it exposed from your ass hole. Then when you wipe it, it will smudge all over the bottom of your ass and you have to use extra tissue to wipe it all off. But of course you wouldn't have to wipe for 5 hours and use 12 rolls of toilet paper, that was just an exaggeration.
Hella funny how the people below me (meaning as in comments) are arguing and using racial slurs.. If u did not enjoy the video, the only thing necesary is to move on to the next.. Instead of using the N word on the Internet, how about you go up to an African American man and say it to his face.. You don't see african Americans callin any of you guys crackers..
I hate when ppl fight on youtube and things, its so ignorant when u dont know anything about the person ur supposed to comment on the video and if u say mate that so does NOT mean ur a faggot. Grow UP!!!
yea let me do u that favor because you mean so much to me that i would anything for you. and im not your "mate" you fucking faggot. do me a favor and go socialize with your faggots that have common interests with you and stop talking to me as if i fucking like you or something.
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HAHA! So true, I hate when it splashes on my ass, I hate when it goes back, and I hate when chunk gets back, and THE MOST I hate is wiping my ass for long time.
u knw wat really make me mad is wen ya ass don't cooperate wit and clench up and break the shit in half. or wat about after u shittin, one chunk come back. wat does that chunk want?
@superski666 You did state the fucking obvious... i was being ironic, with a smile, but you have no sense of humour. Dick? Was that an insult or were you stating a preference?
Me too
TotalGameFailures 3 months ago
i was watching this ..while taking a shit!!! :) :)
dirtfacenative 3 months ago
I sit on the toilet cause laughing makes me shit faster.
ZxDiabloXz 5 months ago
i dont get it, why does he call him the "fuck you man"?
BlueLemon19 6 months ago
@BlueLemon19 Watch eddie murphy delirious, because he curses a lot and the foreigners that dont kno english only get the curse words
HankFuller 3 months ago
I just took a 3 and a half hour Howard Taft memorial shit! I used 4 rolls of toilet paper! God knows what I ate!
valdostaguru 6 months ago
just get the fuck out
thegov08 6 months ago
Story of my shitting career right here.
swedishfish110193 6 months ago
my ass never cooperates with me! >:(
elkingtr 7 months ago
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ieluvchess 8 months ago
I took a shit today, and my ass teased me.
metallica929 10 months ago
0:55 I hate that too! Lol
terrell5159 10 months ago
wat does that chunk want...lmao
loon2830 11 months ago
2 people had to wipe their asses for five hours, lol
PeekaPeep 11 months ago
toilet paper cant handle ma shit.
xy274 11 months ago
"SHIT... ASS... SHIT... SHIT!"
bluetoaster8822 1 year ago
This video was just added to a music playlist at JustPlay.fm
justplayfm 1 year ago
wow, this is how eddy stole shit from richard pryor without getting in trouble for it
PoopFartShitStain 1 year ago
he really is the best
LouTheMetalhead 1 year ago
" Eddie Morphy :D "
" Fuck You Eddieeeeeeeeeeeeee :D "
HummingKiller 1 year ago
still the best stand up show ever, followed by russel peters
mafiouso 1 year ago
2 people love it when they take a shit and the water splash up on their asses.
darkmage7280 1 year ago
Two people had little pebble shits.
Bigfister69 1 year ago 3
and now we have donkey....ugh
schiffy 1 year ago
wait there is one more " did you ever go the bathroom and you just could not shit because you kept remembering this video ?"
alimanslayer 1 year ago
while eddie was doing this charlie was making history with rick james. cocaine is a hell of a drug!!
eneo1975 1 year ago
Lol, shit does tease your ass.Lol, hahahahahahahahha His still funny
xy274 1 year ago
Damn TACO BELL! This is what happned to me last night after two crunch wrap supresmes
pearldrumsarecool 1 year ago
@pearldrumsarecool lmfao @ two crunch wrap supremes. hey pally I gotta tell ya. if you blow on your knees while constipated those caca comes out clean as a whistle! like a hot knife through butter EASY! remember a little blow on the knee caps!
SuperNumber19 1 year ago
@SuperNumber19 Lol I'll remember that next time I eat there man that was a rough night lol
pearldrumsarecool 1 year ago
What does it mean if your ass makes the "shit break in half" and you have to wait for 5 hours and use 12 rolls of toilet paper?
12 rolls in one shitting bathroom visit??
WTF
THATS INSANE!!
tatomuck18 1 year ago
@tatomuck18 he said wipe for five hours.
Mluka1 1 year ago
@tatomuck18 What he means is that sometimes your ass will accidentally clinch up when you don't want it to, while a piece of shit is not completely out, leaving part of it exposed from your ass hole. Then when you wipe it, it will smudge all over the bottom of your ass and you have to use extra tissue to wipe it all off. But of course you wouldn't have to wipe for 5 hours and use 12 rolls of toilet paper, that was just an exaggeration.
FalconsEst1966 1 year ago 30
Hella funny how the people below me (meaning as in comments) are arguing and using racial slurs.. If u did not enjoy the video, the only thing necesary is to move on to the next.. Instead of using the N word on the Internet, how about you go up to an African American man and say it to his face.. You don't see african Americans callin any of you guys crackers..
peipi1300 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you couldnt watch this while drinking a cup of water
NotAtTheTableCar1os 1 year ago
i love to leave shits on the floor
asseater420 1 year ago
He sounds just like Richard Pryor! Omg, he's the best at impersonations
EthLover93 1 year ago
funny shiiiiiiiiiit !!! :D
JerzyRUS 1 year ago
nigga is funnie
puddm 1 year ago
this is so true :)))))
partyatmyplace1 2 years ago
Hey Eddie, FUCK YOU!!
Fuck you Eddie, I see you on telivision!!!
Your the fuck you man right?
Suck my dick aye..
Suck it you black muter F*kr.!.!.!.
HAHAHA LMFAO ROFL il Eddie
MooLovesCows 2 years ago 5
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eddie murphy is gay, he sure loves talking about ass. eddie murphy is gay look it up.
MobHeataEnt 2 years ago
This guy is poisonous.
hbruins85 2 years ago
he talking about richard pryor kicks asses.
aDeSe18 2 years ago
fuck you eddieee i see u on televisioin .hahah..
joepaternoable 2 years ago 3
lmfao
1BENNYBLANCO1 2 years ago
this made me cry laughing lololol
pisshole16 2 years ago 2
haha lol!
LilMsDeeAna 2 years ago
im white but i loved it!
Brookc2k6 2 years ago 2
since when does the color of your skin determine what you find funny? I could be green and I still would have found this funny.
kiizer 2 years ago 2
sounded just like richard!! haha this guy is hilarious
jabirabdullah 2 years ago
lol i know its all true bro takin a shit is like that
jr7rockets 2 years ago 3
back when he used to be funny =/
joness889 2 years ago
so funny
navidrum8 2 years ago
eddie is one bad ass mutha fucka
beast6228 2 years ago
LMAO suck it u black motherfucka
usalavy19 2 years ago
what?! Eddie murphy is brown!? brilliant!
xweekax 2 years ago
dude eddie is a straight foo
sherdakooky 2 years ago
I hate when ppl fight on youtube and things, its so ignorant when u dont know anything about the person ur supposed to comment on the video and if u say mate that so does NOT mean ur a faggot. Grow UP!!!
billiejeangirl123 2 years ago 4
true that.
Greenmin5 2 years ago
That shit sound just like Richard... lmao
MistaDirtyLungz 2 years ago 2
looollzzz
this is funny
senabbb 2 years ago 2
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is this supposed to funny? shit jokes are funny when youre like 2 fuckin years old. this nigger is a dumb fuck. he's not even funny.
thisonefuckinguy 2 years ago
wow......
watch larry the cable guy then, hillbilly
pctgraverobba 2 years ago
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why should i watch Larry? did you not read my fucking comment???????? SHIT JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY.
thisonefuckinguy 2 years ago 2
your a fucking retard mate. do us all a favour and jump off a cliff.
AussieTemplar 2 years ago
yea let me do u that favor because you mean so much to me that i would anything for you. and im not your "mate" you fucking faggot. do me a favor and go socialize with your faggots that have common interests with you and stop talking to me as if i fucking like you or something.
thisonefuckinguy 2 years ago
pitty you have trouble spelling.
AussieTemplar 2 years ago
oh now theres an original come back LOL. by the way, how ironic it is that a man tells me to learn how to spell yet he cant even spell "pity" LOL.
thisonefuckinguy 2 years ago
It's pity, not pitty... fucking idiot.
liquidfire213 2 years ago
lmao i was thinking of that in my head, im like "pitty?" haha fucking idiot.
edgar9787 2 years ago
Eddie Murphy at his best. Things changed now unfortunately.
Mevlevi1207 2 years ago 13
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LoveAmericaStyle 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
StatikAcid 3 years ago
go back in that mophaka
lightupzedarkness 3 years ago
me2
sfreeman81 3 years ago
ahhh i just took a shit
GOTZEUSIPRODUCTIONS 3 years ago 2
"F-CK YOU, EDDIE! I KNOW YOU!!"
xD
TheClodfather 3 years ago 4
why does shit be teasing your ass?
TheClodfather 3 years ago 4
Damn watching this makes me wanna take a shit. lol
outlaw6066 3 years ago 2
what does that chunk want?
LMFAO
ElementSkater036 3 years ago
this made me crack up
alert508 3 years ago 2
LOL ONE CHUNK CAME BACK
whyunknown 3 years ago 3
funny WOW!!!
nets123456789 3 years ago
HAHA! So true, I hate when it splashes on my ass, I hate when it goes back, and I hate when chunk gets back, and THE MOST I hate is wiping my ass for long time.
MasterChiefAgent007 3 years ago
i take shits out of my mouth into my sink and throw up from my ass in the toilet
PimpArgent 3 years ago
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Dude just give up your not funny
ddrsn212 3 years ago
u knw wat really make me mad is wen ya ass don't cooperate wit and clench up and break the shit in half. or wat about after u shittin, one chunk come back. wat does that chunk want?
shawtybignuts23 3 years ago
You misspelled Eddie in the title.
bluedog187 3 years ago 2
ooooops...
oca2001 3 years ago 2
eddie murphy is fuckin hilarious!!
why wud shit be teasin your ass right?! lmao
superski666 4 years ago 17
@superski666 Hes a comedian, so it helps to be funny. :)
piccanninni 1 year ago
@piccanninni really? i really thought comedians were supposed to be really down and not funny at all... dick.
superski666 1 year ago
@superski666 You did state the fucking obvious... i was being ironic, with a smile, but you have no sense of humour. Dick? Was that an insult or were you stating a preference?
piccanninni 1 year ago
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i poop out of my mouth
manwithhair 4 years ago