Battlefield 3 - The Retard Soldier

[DjAux420]

thats the only way to plat

[TheTaras069]

MOLA TU VIDEO

[D3C3PTICON303]

He is doin barrell rolls lol i was cracking up

[Smileman123]

Its Chuck Norris he was just swimming through ground

[1234emro]

That's what happens when you drink too much Red-bull!!!:)

[spartan6732]

he looks like hes undeground retardeed

[teakobe100]

The music just too perfect.

[Pijus1991]

Search--->El Mudo - Chacarron Macarron

[lexiefaith98]

My bestfriends brother showed us this!! We were singing this song alllllllllll night!!!!!!! I lovee this videeooo!!!!:)

[FrostBeam009]

WOLAWOAOWOAOLAOWAOLWOAOWLA THERES A NIGGER ON THE HIGHWAY!

[browniebob]

What's the song?  I can't remember it D:

[TheLozerPwner]

@browniebob chaccaron maccaron

[Diegercvb]

slug soldier FTW!

[ahahahahahahahahaa]

That brave soul would really win the paralympics even without a wheelchair.

[MrGame422]

Why dont you guys play APB anymore :((((((((( Ive been checking to see if 'Coatum' can recruit me but hes never online D:

[StonegazeSteam]

This guy puts the special on Special Operatives.

[MarkOHaire21]

"Shoot at birds"

[psycobillysutter]

Chaccoron Maccaron.

[ZeroJeremy1]

That guy could totally screw up the enemy team in more ways than one lol

[MrSamods]

fuck this song sucks >_<

[SDChargers8D]

GAHT DAMN COD PLAYER

[IGotSticky]

where are your legs? D: LMFAO!! xD

[Pijus1991]

yeah, what's the name of this retard song ;DD

[TrickyUSRP]

They see me rollin' they hatin'

[danielmaster59]

I LOLED SO HARD XD

[Angxkizza545]

Song?

[radu99mihai]

hey, u donwloaded the game? plz say me

[Renin6]

Song please?? :D

[chermobil2]

@Renin6 El Mudo - Chacarron

[NeoTaizong]

Keep on rollin~

[DEMONIC127]

this is what happened , when he heard there was 98% map destructibilty on the full version of Frostbite 2

[MrOnGamer]

Was i in this game???

[994darthvader]

name of song

[daggerls]

@994darthvader

Fine "chacarron"

[daggerls]

@994darthvader

I mean find >.>

[HotPole69]

that happend to me, if ur gettin knifed from behind but before he puts the knfe into you , cause your teammate killed him, you just fall down but alive, and than u move around like this... some weird shit

[thepouchka]

reminds me of the ARMA 2 video haha

[blackmasternumba1]

whats da song

[meektheshy]

I <3 LostVector

No homo :)

[MrOnGamer]

@meektheshy And We all love you too! Trololol 

[xXxSkiLarxXx]

computer specs?

[DeathMittens195]

What song is this?

[ShadowGirliee]

@DeathMittens195 "chacarron" just search for it on yt, its a song by a comedian of nowadays hiphop

[blooberry520]

Oh... MY... GODD!!!!! no dislikes *faints*

[LucifersAngelFeather]

@blooberry520 there fixed :D

[blooberry520]

@LucifersAngelFeather you suck

[LucifersAngelFeather]

@blooberry520 yes, yes i do :)

[Manifity]

LostVector is playing the same games as me always wtf

[japwnnab]

what's the song again?

[bc2boy]

stop making fun of my son

[SnikendeUlteppe]

D:

[clayton132]

hahahahahahaha

[ozzzzy939]

Lol. Btw, if your playing bf3 on console, I strongly recommended a HDMI cable, it looks almost close to PC graphics! Its great...

[sinswithin]

@ozzzzy939 no

[thebigenea]

@ozzzzy939 Yeah :) it looks great

[fisklul]

lol wut?

[TheIflame]

What is that music?!?!

[chrisbenedictus]

@TheIflame chakaron makaron

[SacredBlazeXxX]

... gay :/

[DarkxWolf]

at least he looks alive, a corpse slid up to me and killed me.

[1985Maxz]

its soldier its me on lag in bf3)

sry my bad english

[theElectr0ne]

@1985Maxz wut

[Approvedjoey117]

if only rururuurruururu was in every retard moment in a video game *sigh*

[neilheimer1]

lol some of you act like playing hardcore constantly is critical to living or something. I will always screw around sometimes, it's called having fun, my life doesn't revolve around a k/d or win loss ratio.

[shadowblade145]

That was fucking hilarious xDD

[Wonderwhale5]

I love those beta glitches.

[hustla509]

You're the only retard player I see here. Running with your laser pointer on, and following a guy around instead of playing the fucking objective.

[shadowblade145]

@hustla509 Lol. I think someone needs to take his nap.

[clecant]

Lol what is this song i heard it in Cuba

[RocknRoll420763]

@clecant Chacarron Macarron By El Mudo  :D

[skatman5162]

tell that restard to go back to call of duty.

with their fucking modern whorefare shit

[dameinxyz]

@skatman5162 how is this video even close to starting a war between mw3 and bf3?

[AllMarine123]

@skatman5162 First off, you spelled retard wrong.... Second, how the hell does that have to do with anything with Modern Warfare? My God, people are just getting more and more dumb....

[skatman5162]

@AllMarine123 i know i spelled retard wrong, theres no need for a war over a typo, and read the comment, i said he is retarded because he is from call of duty, not that the game is call of duty, and the reason why i think he is from call of duty is because i think this glitch is done on purpose, and those idoits would take advantage of any hack or glitch/bug they can use at anytime, when battlefield players are a little less stupid

[AllMarine123]

@skatman5162 Most of the time it's not, it's a beta. There are a TON of glitches, I knifed a guy while jumping in the air on a stair case, all of a sudden I fell through the ground. I didn't even know there was a glitch like that.

[TheHammared]

If someone made a mod where EVERYONE'S character moved and acted like this during the game, it would be the best and most hilarious game EVER!

[sparton1199]

just change his class to recon and you have ALL 360 players

[tidus814]

The Guy was trying to use the Nanosuit from Crysis...

this...was the result

[themAsians]

how are you not getting shot!? I poke my head out into the open, BAM. :[

[Fizzydog77]

They should make all of the soldiers like this. :D

[TimbukTurnip]

Perfect war tactic - startle the enemy and stop them shooting by acting weird and confusing them, then kill them while they're distracted.

[kouriichi]

Whats bad is that i just had this happen to me 3 minutes ago.

Im not buying BF3. But to be fair, im not buying MW3 either. I think i'll just wait for skyrim.

[TheSilentHawx]

@kouriichi this is the alpha beta. The finished build could not release in time due checks by MS and SONY. This does not represent the fina-- a fuck it, Im too tired of explaining. Search it up rather than judging a game before the final reviews are out. Geez so many people judge the game based on a prealpha beta.

[kouriichi]

@TheSilentHawx No, im going to not buy it because of the game it is xD Not because of the bugs.

Everyone assumes, "Oh, its because he doesnt know its the BETA". But its because ive never really been a fan on the game to begin with. The beta just kinda confirmed my suspicions that i wouldnt like it.

[TheSilentHawx]

@kouriichi dude it doesnt even have any vehicles. The vehicles practically alter the entire experience of the game. Without them its not much different then a dumbed down COD. Knowing that this does not represent the entirety of the game and basing your judgement on that results in poor judgement. At the least wait until the reviews pour in and youll know your wrong. Personally I dont care if you buy it or not, but I don't want others to base their purchase of your perception of the game.

[kouriichi]

@TheSilentHawx Except that i hate vehicles in games. And 90% of the reviews its going to get are EA's mass propaganda. Any review is either going to praise the game for "ITS MASSIVE INNOVATIONS IN MULTIPAYER GAMING", or bash it because "ITS A BLATANT CALL OF DUTY RIP OFF". Honest reviews take months to come out.

Im not getting it because the beta colored my view of it. Im not getting it because it reinforced my view of it. Its battlefield. I like battlefield, but its just not worth 60$ to me.

[TheSilentHawx]

@kouriichi First off:

1. Reviewers receive review copies of the final game as they are being mass produced in order to play several hours through and assess the strengths and weaknesses of a game. There is no "rushed" review.

2. There is no propoganda involved in the review process (most of the time). i.e Duke Nukem was unianimously panned by critics cause it failed expectations (which it did) whereas Uncharted 2 was praised all around. Reviews will typically be eithor or bad.

3. Your loss

[kouriichi]

@TheSilentHawx So your saying Modern Warfare 2, which had almost all 90+ reviews, was properly represented? xD

How about Blops?

We have to face it. 90% of the major reviews that are put out going to be positive, saying the game is basically flawless. They basically lie to us most of the time.

And its not my loss. Why does everyone think "your loss" is a valid argument? xD Its not my loss. I can buy skyrim with it, or saints row 3, or dead island or space marine. Its not a loss to not get it.

[TheSilentHawx]

@kouriichi honestly black ops and Modern Warfare were not bad. The problem was that they weren't balanced as people began to exploit the game mechanics throughout the course of its release. Reviews are always based on the initial views. Modern warfare began to break apart as people began to debug the system and balancing. Was it worth 60$?You and I might say no but that would be a lie.To be fair however, reviews, for the most part are based of the single player thus the score doesnt rep the game

[TheSilentHawx]

@TheSilentHawx the games multiplayer component. Regardless it ran at a solid 60fps ad had an immense replayability. It was not prone to framerate issues or mediocre voice acting. People only bitch about the online portion, but fail to see that even black ops and mw2, which i am sick of, were good games >.<

[kouriichi]

@TheSilentHawx So they arnt reviews, so much as first impressions? xD Yes, let me base a weeks worth of food for something that someone only spent an hour playing.

And how do we know there wont be mechanics to exploit in this game? I can tell people are going to exploit the smallest bug they find. I couldnt find a match that didnt have people glitching through the ground on purpose.

MW2 wasnt worth it for me xD once toobing became big, i returned it. Got Jade Empire. Havent wanted MW2 since.

[Hurtydwarf]

@kouriichi anyone who isnt getting bf3 or mw3 is getting skyrim. im probably getting bf3 and hopefully skyrim ultimate

[crazychilidog]

AMERICA,

[bart0nboy]

I was in one game where the entire enemy team were in Civilian mode. Their guns like went through their asses when they laid down. Ah, beta gameplay

[tkellaway]

He just wanted to do a barrel roll but this map has no Jets :(

[UndeadKIRA]

trolling in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[AmINotAllowedOrSomet]

LOL awesome song XD

[xxspartanxx0]

song plz :D and HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[eltzarus]

@xxspartanxx0 Chaccaron maccaron. :)

[zasderder]

rollrollrollrollrollrollrollro­llrollrollrollrollrollroll

[janbroia]

MW3 player :/

[TheMasquerade6]

@janbroia

Very mature of you. Battlefield fanboy

[seanjv2]

Yesss



[coolykid443]

thats why its a beta! to see what bugs there are, and make you laugh like a maniac!

[lolsome1]

LOL



[DownwardGoose]

Shipoopi.