If a tree falls in the Forest and there's nobody around to here it, does it make a sound?? Yes Chuck Norris heres it... Chuck Norris heres everything...
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried , , , Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. , , , Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. , , , Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he does misspell a word oxford will simply change it. LOL :)
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
In the beginning, there was nothing. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job." Hence the universe.
FJordn0TM 2 years ago
If a tree falls in the Forest and there's nobody around to here it, does it make a sound?? Yes Chuck Norris heres it... Chuck Norris heres everything...
MrBrownstone888 2 years ago
go to GOOGLE
type in FIND CHUCK NORRIS
click on I'M FEELING LUCKY
laugh your ass off
niggastolemydamnbike 3 years ago 4
Dude I laughed for like 15 mins at that ROFL
soulreaper2008 3 years ago
bahahaha! nice
smileyfunnyface 3 years ago
heres one i made up
the reason chuck has metal balls is becuase if he had normal ones his sperm would roudhouse kick themselves out of it
haha
owell i tried
skatinsensation3 3 years ago
Chuck Norris dosnt have hair on hiss balls. Because hair dosnt grow... on balls of steel!
cypher7523 2 years ago 2
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried , , , Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. , , , Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. , , , Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he does misspell a word oxford will simply change it. LOL :)
Danny1i 3 years ago
WHO THE hell is this Chuck?! my bloody friend
never shuts up about him he is all like 'chuck norris is so hot he makes the sun jealous!' and he never shuts up sometimes i feel like puching him!
headhead9 3 years ago
you cant be serious, Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, thats all you need to know about Chuck Norris.
MrBrownstone888 2 years ago
Once again, the image quality is amazing!
(click on 'high quality')
Thx, Sarah.
BrookersTV 3 years ago 2
btw, Sarah,
you should click 'Reply' when you reply, lol
(or ppl won't know who you're replying to)
BrookersTV 3 years ago
supper di dah doooo!
pop17 3 years ago
me too!
pop17 3 years ago
Chuck Norris is my favourite.
1happiness 3 years ago 2
Chuck Norris is yo mama
pop17 3 years ago
Hi Sirisaacnewton love your name? you should be on the website! forget vin diesel! Hey, whoa! "Chuck Noris kicks butt"
pop17 3 years ago
Chuck Norris can create black holes by sneezing.
I just made that up.
Hi Sarah.
SirIsaacNewton 3 years ago 2
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice."
pop17 3 years ago
thanks!
pop17 3 years ago
Super-dooper video.
headhead9 3 years ago