Hangover Helpers

[mark74741]

a beer the last thing i think about when im hungover and beers horrible cider is the best or vodka :)

[bocachica27]

i'm hungover



[imalwayswatchingu00]

go jimmy

[iLuVsiLLentKilL]

pure bullshit just drink a beer

[JedimindhaX]

Ana has a set of hangover helpers

[Catsass1111]

Shot ... throw up...Shot throw up... Shot keep down...

[xmastershake]

@Catsass1111 wtf is the point of taking shots in the first place if you plan on throwing it up anyway? thats nasty stuff man...

[Mumbamumba]

The dad of a friend of mine is a physician and he always gave us an infusion with glucose and electrolytes. It's a little uncomfortable because of the little stitch - but nothing works better!

[MyTemporaryAccount88]

Yeah I had this business idea a few years ago... I was too hungover to do anything about it ^^

[gwl1983]

I tried Cenks hangover food this morning! Fried eggs, bacon & cheese it was fantastic! Thanks Cenk thats my new favourite sandwhich now

[Mumbamumba]

@marktsheppard

Alcohol gets processed by the liver, not by the kidneys, dude.

[Mumbamumba]

@marktsheppard

...I hope you know about the effects alcohol has on your brain! Cheers!

[simonsmj1]

Website: helpinghangovers . com

Facebook: Hangover Helpers

[puddum]

weed and a subway sandwich do wonders

[simonsmj1]

Website: helpinghangovers 

[simonsmj1]

Facebook: Hangover Helpers 

[kingofheartsxyz]

Ana looking so juicy in this video

[thebitcher01]

I hate Ana, but she's looking damn fine tonite, specially her jugs

[mites7]

Vitamin water, or Emergen-c before you sleep works well. You need to re-hydrate and get all the vitamins and minerals you pissed out back into your system. Mozzera sticks help me also lol. But seriously, just control your fucking drinking. Stop getting shitfaced haha

[bramskits]

It's weird I was piss drunk and puking myself and I didn't get a hangover the next day. Funny eh?

[THEKabutoKid]

To quote the movie "Robowar"...

"Greasy, Greasy"

[scamperator]

Yeah, great idea...When they are all barely alert and on the verge of passing out, you show up take their money, their stereo, their cell phones, wallets, tv's, and remaining beer.

Sounds like a winner!

[ZilchGalaxy]

I luv Ana -3

[ingridfun]

Alkeseltzer is my hangover CURE.

[ChiefRepublic]

I thought Cenk used to be a muslim? Bacon, getting drunk?

[Sylinic]

@ChiefRepublic Used to

[ChiefRepublic]

@Sylinic I'm just speculating that he may never have been a practicising muslim, there are plenty of people who call themselves muslims but eat pork and drink alcohol. Maybe he was one of those, that's all.

[METALMAN4Wii]

New Gatorade/Taco Bell commercial anyone....?

[b00017898]

lmfao @brogin and i think Cenk mispronounced booze for bruize there, but fuck does this sound like a wonderful idea.

[METALMAN4Wii]

@b00017898 Brews was an early 80's - 90's term for Beer.....! 

[Falsel1ght]

In Ireland you have Donner Kebabs, and in the morning take two paracetamol, 2-3 glasses of water, cup of tea and some bacon butties with HP brown sauce, and you are as right as rain

[jimisback]

@Falsel1ght Paracetamol, the best thing ever. I wish they sold it in the states. Everytime I go home, I bring loads of it back.

[mites7]

@Falsel1ght that comment makes me want to visit Ireland lol

[DcEatsItsYoung]

Weed is the ultimate hangover helper....

[RaynMan718]

@DcEatsItsYoung If people would just smoke weed to begin with you wouldn't need a hangover helper.

[ElJavielon]

damn anna looks hot in red

[DarkStar1O9]

thats AWESOME!

[jimbobjimminy]

Burritos and Gatorade??

All you need is a Cornetto. Come on.

[evilyakko]

how do you get hung over on weak american beer lol

[TheInfamousCanadian]

I don't get hangovers, not even when I first started drinking

[dav1dclement]

@TheInfamousCanadian

you dont drink hard enough

[blessthedalailama]

@TheInfamousCanadian i guess that means that one day you're gonna wake up in heaven after drinking. but until then, you won't ever feel a thing :)

[paco7669]

When you're hungover, drink another beer. I thought everybody knew this

[OriginalBeast]

@paco7669 but its so painful to do.

[Mattm1986]

@paco7669

Hair of the dog always works for me.

[rustyan10]

@paco7669 the best detox is retox

[hastious]

cenk stop eating swine!!

[3133123]

@hastious Why not your mum is big enough for everybody to share!!!

[ccm800]

genius! 

[Nigomsa]

I know Karate!

[obadhai03]

An alchy guy i know drink Pedi-something. it some juice for babies. he swore buy it.

[ROBISDISTURBED]

if you use cannabis you don't get hangovers plus it don't kill your cells or damage your liver & kidneys think about it

[Joxman2k]

@ROBISDISTURBED

ya, but it's really fucked up when you drink and do cannibis ...es

:P

[ROBISDISTURBED]

@Joxman2k i was thinking more like no beer & replace it with cannabis :)

[Joxman2k]

@ROBISDISTURBED

I know ...but No Beer and No TV make Homer, something, something....

:P

[ROBISDISTURBED]

@Joxman2k lol u lost me bro

;)

[Joxman2k]

@ROBISDISTURBED

Sorry, it was a reference to a Simpsons Halloween Episode. The one where it's based on the movie "THE SHINING" ...and Homer is Jack...

...sorry ;p

:P

[ROBISDISTURBED]

@Joxman2k hahaha i may have missed that ep. :)

[Joxman2k]

@ROBISDISTURBED

/watch?v=5yGJGTjV2WE

:P

[ROBISDISTURBED]

@Joxman2k lol they copy that from this song :) watch?v=M6Ki0hePw78

[Joxman2k]

@ROBISDISTURBED

actually it is from SK's book , "The Shining" "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy". Both artistic views are from it.

:P

[ROBISDISTURBED]

@Joxman2k lol i don't read much books so i take your world for it :) either way is funny :)

[Joxman2k]

@ROBISDISTURBED

:)

:P



[RomeoCo]

BRILLIANT!!!



[criskity]

Burritos? For a hangover? Nooooooooooo.....!!!

[harvellt]

@criskity Oh hell yes, breakfast burritos full of egg and cheese, best hangover cure ever.

[fuunguus]

@harvellt

No, weed is the best hangover cure ever, kills all kinds of hangovers not just that of alcohol.

[MassacreBlast]

Water, vitamins, fish oil capsules and a dirty bacon and cheese sandwich. Then a nap later on.

[pepebuckles]

ALL AMERICAN!

[MrHav1k]

So Ana knows all about hangovers huh......

Interesting, very interesting.....

[Zentz29]

Ad whores...;



[KurtDGame]

anyone else turned on by the women ? i know we shouldnt say such demeaning things nowa days but im serious she is gorgous

[MitchofSmeg]

nobody came up with it before?

Wasnt it on king of the hill, sorta?

[MitchofSmeg]

Cure for hangover?

Full english breaky.

[DeicidalPsychopath]

I wanna fuck this bitch in the video so fucking hard, dude. I'd wreck her...seriously.

[slightlygone]

Cure for hangover?

Cannabis.

[UltimoLatino]

OMFG ANA..........WOW!!! O.O <3

[SketchyBack]

Gatorade is terrible for your teeth

[thekoollemon]

@SketchyBack alcohol is terrible for your liver

[Hariuka]

@thekoollemon and knives are terrible for your skin!

[brandisman1]

to be honest i want to black out atleast once,never happen to me before, iwant to see if i really wont rember anything

[Tony007corp]

Or you can just not drink at all i will never understand the worlds obsession with been drunk..

[AWSH17]

>19 year old college student

>210 lbs

>party regularly

>never been hung over, blacked out etc.

FUCK YEA GENETICS!! take that short guys and women!

[TheHumbleCat]

@AWSH17 that's nothing to be proud of, you've simply never had enough to black out or have a hangover.

[ichelleray]

@AWSH17 yeah, i'm an 18 year old college FEMALE student, 140-something pounds, party regularly and i've never been hung over or blacked out either. being a short guy or a female has nothing to do with that. -__-

[EvilFingers]

Best way to avoid a Hang Over the next day, drink lots of Water before headin home and drink some more water and two aspirins (works me every time when I get shit faced) before hittin the sack...and thats IF he/she can make it home

[Ishinaz]

@EvilFingers Best way to avoid one is between every beer, you take a cider.

[EvilFingers]

@Ishinaz

How many Bars, Clubs or House Parties serve Cider?

[Ishinaz]

@EvilFingers Every single one of them in sweden.

[3108711289]

gettin sick of ads

[godawefulll]

Too busy drooling over Ana to pay attention to story...

[tdd4art]

im an ex alcohol counselor and i think this is a great idea............." hey listen buddy, no offense but i have cleaned for you every day for 2 weeks maybe back off the booze "

[gl3110]

i cant stand to eat while hung over...am i alone with this..

[Tent316]

@gl3110 yea i know! I feel sick if I even smell/see food when im hungover! WTF? Greasy food would make me puke!

[007HubbaBubba]

Su pecho es tan hermoso como usted Me gusta mucho, Bebe!

[007HubbaBubba]

@007HubbaBubba

Correction, Ana's chest is Beautiful as her face. Mucho Baby!

[ooMONKEYoo]

That's exactly what we need - Americas future drinking their way through college. YEAH!!!!!

[Mitsuraga]

Hey, here's an idea: don't get the hangover. Drink a bunch of water before passing out, or better yet - inhale the herb. No hangovers, there.

[LeLimeLine]

Two tall glasses of water before bed.

You will never, NEVER have a hangover.

[rud8420]

Cure for hangover = Oxygen

[f00g3n]

a glass of tomato juice hangover is now dead.

[chingon711]

$15 a head!!!!!!...that's insane!

[solgorus]

I LOVE HER BOOOBS THEY ARE GORGEOUS1111111!

[007HubbaBubba]

@solgorus

Si Senoir, me gusta tambien!

[solgorus]

HUGEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOOBBBBBBBS BUT I LOVE EM

[StuartG001]

My best cure for a hangover? Shot of whisky or tequila. Ease yourself out of the pain by numbing yourself to it summore :P

[ThatBosnianDude]

The service they provide is kind of similar to another service that is provided in Portland Oregon, can't remember the name but the service is if get you drunk at a party and don't want to drive you call these guys and two guys with a car come pick you up one drives your car the other drives the car they came in and drop you and your car off at your house and then leave in the car they came in. I think it was either 15 or 25 dollars. Pretty genius, 25 dollars for that or a ticket.

[bond284]

coconut water does miracles for hangovers

[klard]

Pizza with lots of habanerro sauce is the best for the morning after.

[blankportraits]

Ana looks sooooooooooooooo good here. Dear God.

[missPeachytree]

people are crazy... weed makes your teeth fall out!

[HumaninSeoul]

Best cure is a greasy hamburger. It fills you up and gets you back to square one. Also, a gatorade like Anna says, perfect.

[edgeninja]

Can you pay them an extra fee to lift the passed-out fat guys off the floor?

[Ulrna]

@GJNCA Grrrrr

[christmasdnc]

Alcohol is LAME! Marijuana, DMT and Acid are where it's at!

[ontherightedge]

@GJNCA Well, cenk isn't stupid. And what do you do? Pot? I don't do anything... But I don't dispromote either. idk, do you? idk.

[cne08]

@GJNCA. So you never drink?

[Cru3l420]

There's a simple solution..

Smoke pot.

Sidenote: Ana has nice breasts.

[xelegostyx]

@Cru3l420 agreed

[elwill0207]

@Cru3l420 Very true on both

[CrazyGrin]

@GJNCA

I'm not into alcohol, nor have I ever really gotten into it but I have family that are into it BECAUSE it gets as addictive as any other drug. When you get addicted to something and tell me that same stupid comment you said here, then I'll agree with you. Other than that, keep your stupid generalizations to yourself.

[DontDrinkTH3KoolAid]

@GJNCA What are you a Mormon?

[SegaFanClub]

@GJNCA I disagree. Read this

psychologytoday(dot)com/blog/t­he-scientific-fundamentalist/2­01010/why-intelligent-people-d­rink-more-alcohol

[OnThatPowder]

Fuck this pour me more whiskey

[Xaklyth]

@GJNCA everyone reacts differently. some people get angry some don't. you're gross generalizations are stupid

[JackRABBITslim27]

Cenk transforms, Pause @ 0.55 Seconds

[TheNova5]

in a hangover you want to get rid of everything in your stomach. so i can see why you'd want burritos. :p

[Divigen]

@GJNCA

You seem foreign to the concept of moderation

[xadam2dudex]

watch the republicans will highjack this idea and bring in illegal aliens to do the work then charge double what these guys charge

[BornConfusing]

The best business idea. Ever.

[blackwolf1200]

There are people who react very badly to THC/Cannabis. It's not for everyone - some regular users develop serious psychic illness. But that said, it's still far less dangerous than alcohol and tobacco.

[Demarcoa]

@GJNCA alcohol does make you functionally stupider?

[sjj500]

@GJNCA I'm funny when I'm drunk :)

[Demarcoa]

@sjj500 to yourself, maybe. Drunks are NEVER funny to sober and intelligent people.

[Somai82]

@Demarcoa that is so ignorant and assumptious. 

[Demarcoa]

@Somai82 no...no, I can safely make these assumptions. Now if I were drunk, that's likely a different story.

[youngbuck189]

Cure for hangover?

Cannabis.

You don't have to ruin your lungs either, learn how to cook with Cannabis and literally have absolutely no negative health effects.

[jeavjuaf]

@youngbuck189 I have alot of friends who have tested the Cannabis cure and it works. lol

[irishmonkey640]

@youngbuck189 or a vaporizer 

[realstreetboy]

@youngbuck189

THATS SO TRUE!!! Whenever im drunk, i always smoke b4 i go to bed. Wake up feelin great:D

[bhutos]

@youngbuck189 Yeah, only potential mental health issues.

[youngbuck189]

@bhutos Right, because watching television or watching a computer screen or going on facebook doesn't cause mental issues. Everything in the world alters mental processes, it's called response. Come up with some real facts with peer reviewed studies. Oh wait, you can't because the only ones that support your position come from the DEA. Grow Up!!!!

[bhutos]

@youngbuck189 Nice rationalisation. Fortunately TV doesn't fuck your brain chemicals like pot does. These are real facts. Grow up idiot. I live in one of the highest pot smoking areas in the world, I want full legalisation, however I'm not a naive retard who thinks it's 100% safe and perfect. Several friends had to do stints in the local pysch hospital during highschool because of pot. It's a good drug, but it's still a drug and not safe. I just hate seeing idiots pretend it is.

[youngbuck189]

@bhutos Yep. That's what I thought, all you got is ignorant here-say. " I know weak people who though weed was the cause of their mental instability"

Tell your loser weakling friends their parents and family life needs to be addressed, not their recreational activities.

And actually TV does alter your brain's chemical processes. You have no concept of scientific inquiry. So just sit back down and quite up, because you look sillier with every post.

[bhutos]

@youngbuck189

Nope, there are plenty of studies linking pot to mental issues, just there is no point linking them as you'll blithely go "blah blah DEA disfinfo" like an idiot. This was back in high school, they're ok now they're out of their pot smoking years. You'll hopefully grow out of it too. Most people do by the time they're 30, when they realise it's mostly losers that still smoke it. Don' talk to me about the scientific method, You honestly have no idea.

[bhutos]

@youngbuck189 Equating normal brain function as it responds to stimuli to an unnatural influx of chemicals basically rules you out of the discussion. I know you won't think so, as you're probably a little logcically divergent, but come back to me when you are living back in reality and can discern fact from fiction. Maybe after your'e 30.

[youngbuck189]

@bhutos You' missed the mark by a long shot chump. You can't tell your head from your ass boy. Grow up chump.

[Mitsuraga]

@youngbuck189

Vaporize it! Don't criticize it. Or forget to mention it in regards to smoking alternatives.

[youngbuck189]

@Mitsuraga I'm not against vaporizing at all, but eating it is healthier than smoking or vaporization.

I don't eat it much, only when the opportunity presents itself. It's too easy to just light up. Vaporizing however leaves a taste in my mouth worse than year old bong water, I don't like that part.

[wongdor]

@youngbuck189 pot brownies?

[1919dpg]

@youngbuck189 yeh not a good idea as people usually don't have an appetite during a hangover

[NudistInTheRye]

@youngbuck189 I prefer vaporized THC. If you cook with it you lose a lot of your weed. If you got enough of the good green well then cooking is truly the best option.

[gmsquared]

they come in, hook you up with burritos and gatorade, and a nice spot clean to boot. i hope these dudes make millions

[biain93]

there's nothing wrong with alcohol when it's used responsibly. It lets you have a good time, in small doses it has no long terms affect and it's easily available.

[BayesianMan]

Wow, this fucking Turk drinks? Doesn't that go against his Islamic teachings?

[andris4]

@GJNCA Alcohol is great as long as you don't drink too much of it :)

[elpicos8091]

gatorade, instant cup a noodles with some hot sauce is all i need lol

[Zeldagigafan90210]

Isn't it Booze and not brooze?

Oh, Cenk, are you still with MSNBC?

[RedDelPaPa]

@Zeldagigafan90210 It's "brews"