I HATE KEEBLER ELVES!!

[VitorHunter12]

lol

[DeltaSquadTrooper]

 Hi

[Sonkirihami]

omg Keebler elves attack!!!!

[Triad3Force]

I'm scared and confused

[Friotx78]

I have said 9 out of 10 of these. o.0

[TheSupalite]

Good ol' McDonald went down to the sewer Farm to bring some super fruityMagic crayon flavoured condoms for my sister who is in the Mcdonalds center on the moon where she is eating an anus burger while her retardation is going up every single day.

[01keeper01]

Why do elves laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls!

[yader444]

@01keeper01 LMFAO!

[yader444]

HERES A WEIRD ONE:bob saget vagina disorder has affected many children in vagina land wich is a secret bureau for clones of billy mays incase billy mays gets raped and gets his head cut off and people take a shit in his throat

WTF?

[8ballfball]

i found doritoes in my shampoo and now my eyes are leaking penguins

[redKELLYMHRCH]

NUH UH! I've said that before!

[oXxpotatoesxXo]

i said number 3 before xD

[superlisslou]

love this

[ryverman]

a prostitute shited on my crayon well taking a bath in water filled with aids

[ryverman]

sorry while in sted of well

[madip77]

Eddy Murphey dressed his pretzel maker with Aunt Franks potato flakes after he pooped in the dumpster with a yellow dress.

[BeastOfCT]

To love is to read which is also the ability to rip a mortals eyelids out in such a satanic fashion that Satan will rise from the hell of post - it notes and steel your left aunts disgustingly distinguished butt flesh.

[farmer1710]

lol hey ardvard stop lickin my sisters penis!! lolololo

[mjwhatusay]

if homework was never congregated then green beans would be the downfall of the life and soul of the human condition

[bvosman]

they invented ssssssssspeed limited for sssssssslugs

[bvosman]

thisssss video wasssssssssss ssssssssssso good

[SexBunniNoseTwitch]

the goblet of fire constitutes a binding magical contract for isolation in small town america.

yes. indeed.

[MattHatter]

#4 Daniel, definitely #4! LOL.

[bigtaquito]

i have a pet ant named sputnik who recently went to jail for drugging and violating chuck norris's poop with several tic tacs and a quarter ounce of chuck norris' s urine.

[merishane]

the dog chases its tail and so do i

[PurpleFunion]

i love number 4

[charlyandjosh]

"Of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, 'Not Responding' is the most frustrating."

[charlyandjosh]

Heh, nice one! :-) I like this a whole lot better than Seth MacFarlane's terrible list. 7 and 8 were the best.

[Samalex275]

I wanted some ketchup but my mom said that she likes plugmeg's hair, and I told her that he likes to be called Jimbo

[TrainingForShowdowns]

LMFAO!!!! OMG.

This is your greatest video ever.

I love how you say "yellow dress" it kills meee!!!

I can't stop laughing!!!

Tears are pouring out right now!!!

Oh man i love you.

[alwaystextback]

aww thanks so much!! so glad you liked it!!

[music0creates0life]

i was crying by the end of this video!!!!!!!!! i had to pause and wait a couple minutes after every remark just to hear what you were saying!!!

[alwaystextback]

really glad you liked it :)

[music0creates0life]

really glad you made it! :)

[luvlmegreen]

purpleleftomia disorder(thats a disese of being afraid of purple)

[luvlmegreen]

my father sucked my brothers dick last night when it was raining and we went over ther rainbow..

[NataliaVoro]

i like your version better, lol

[kyuubified]

At the Unicorn Bukkake Festival, I wondered to myself why the lady with the hairy knees was not receiving her complimentary sponge bath.

[SomeTipsForLife]

I keep forgetting to tell the window to stop harassing my second chin and that fat dorito on the sofa.

[KanameAlucard1VK1HS]

I enjoy scraping rust while watching HARDCORE BLOODY Taylor Swift alchohol body building porno on ABC family at 9:00 every daynight.

[tigerdoll494]

i enjoy feathers on my peins.

[KatrinBambi]

i was swiming in a sea of happiness when the pineapple wearing a pink bathrobe asked me why yout grandfather hadnt eaten any cookies and i just replied by saying, "oh those damn gnomes stole your balls did they?"

[Meg4fall]

one a scale of 1-13, 1 being most appetizing and 13 the least, most cancerous dogs will rate george bush's bush a 4

[Voldey]

Why did I find the anne frank joke the funniest?

[redman6657]

I suck my balls so much that when you try to eat it, you will suck it and I will eat it at the same time

[sportskidftw]

by the way your standing in a dry puddle also did u see that bald guy with an afro of topic did u know blue m & ms are ....... ummmm i forgot

[anthrocrane]

NICE!!!!!!! Here ya go:

"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?"

"Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative."

"Wouldn't you know itBrain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever."

[loveslyfe]

reusable bags are pest free

[DaChiKeeZ25]

i was drunk when i watched this so the second your grandfather jumped up on the screen i ran into the map of europe and begged the asians for mercy they took no pity on me and said i will smite thee with my almighty smiter. all of a sudden a wavve of popcorn brushed against my face and i was scua diving in the milkey way galaxy. where your grandfather bought me a cookie and asked for forgiveness. he saw chris crocker and he flipped out and ate my face.

[SCSTV100]

i was on my laptop when it snowed chips then i exlode into banna peels wal my ex blows up a guys h ead couse britny spears died in a plane crash couse migets took over the world because mily cyrus turned out to be a guy.

[cRAAVEthemusic]

Your mom is doin miley cyrus beacause those chips hanging on the wall fell and broke the eiffel tower when it was snowing ice cream!

[UltraXiolet]

Miley Cyrus is a man. (=

[selenatastic]

bannanas will eat ur parents in ur sleep!

[TalbertComedy]

Xenu came to my house and saw I was not bathing in his sewage water, that was blessed by Santa midgets of uganda, and so he grabbed on to dear life his mighty spear of Chuck Norris brand tiolet paper, used it to give Lady GaGa a peanut butter and vomit casserole, fart in a dogs mouth, play hack sack with bin laden, give himself explosive diarrhea for 40 days and 40 nights, and finally blast off into a marshmallow planet were he met tiger woods and they ate each other earwax straight from mars.

[dozu8]

poptarts give you anal leakage i dont know how but they do

[XxXMsEmomazingXxX]

my favorite number of the alphabet is purple.......

[66bluesboysam]

Every Time The Air Freshioner Calls Me Fat I Take The Tube Sock To The Dry Cleanors For Lucky Charms So I Can Right An Essay On Miley Cirus

[LicoriceStraps]

If this video made people even smarter then why can't we make comments that actually reflect on the issues that are troubling those poor confused social workers that forgot why the world is round?

[xxMeMexx1395]

I wonder what Lil Mama would do if she found out tht her newly packaged weeve extensions were actually puked on by Drunk Truckers an hour after she wore it

[crusher1023]

well i if i taco on pizza then i can pikachu your squirtle nd not feel bad aabout your poptrats unless u smell lik lil wayne but dont make me kanye your clam chowder or ill jay z all up in ur mom

[MuffinMania912]

OMG THIS IS JUST PLAIN AMAZING!!

[Jeffreyjumpstart]

I never knew a cheeseburger cold taste so much like your mom when she wears a staple dress made from the elves in my pants.

[pmsbbulover]

a pineapple never felt so good being licked by a koala bear

[thestarZofrant]

Monday is the best day for suicide, but we all knew that...

[D3GRASSi]

If I had a nickel for every adam I saw violating a coconut tree, I would have two peanut butter jelly sandwiches and 7 snuggies.

:l

[hohohalo4]

Duuuude! today i was at walmart with my pet pony polly and he was like neeey! and i was like rasist! then this black dude was like u talking to me? u talkin to me?! and i was naa man its cool its cool, im talking to polly and he was like wtf u talkin bout crka and i was like ZOMG and droped the loaf of bread i had and jumped on polly and galleped away. (:

[thatch5550]

my friends hair is not on his chest back or arm pits but somewhere else and if you weighed all of it in a ball you would have the worlds largest pube ball

[MiZzUnBr3aKaBl3]

Hahahahahahaha(:

thats funny.

[freesubs4free]

HAHA!

[mycatiscool52]

have you seen my commen sence last time i saw it it was hanging out with my brain in the restroom -brain walks out- did you wash your hands and wheres commen sence :D

[JohnsonTheBlack]

The taste of a mans cum depends on the diet on that person, and this made me realize, this is why all my bitches are really hyper. I drink a lot of soda.

[tommygirl2012]

purple turtle (indian accent)

[RawrrErii]

ROFL.

[JohnsonTheBlack]

I remember this one time when I went clubbing. The punch was really good, but for some reason I don't remember anything after that. But I woke up with my face in a coconut cream pie and a bunch of people dead around me. I later found out they put ecstacy in my punch instead of arsenic. I felt so left out.

[HeelsOverHeadx3]

My name is Erin, and I have a cardboard cut out of Daniel (AlwaysTextBack) I play with it every night. My friends now call me ErinDays.

[polarcow123]

NO! UPstAiRs!1!1! the PuRpLe CaT bE FwAgGuLe!

[luv2sing245]

In order to ride your llama into Kentucky, you must wait for the neon jellyfish's permission while wearing a thousand paper cranes as a belt.

[C0NFUS3D100]

today i pooped on a ninja and then he pooped on me back then we started talking about dominos and decided to go get nachos and then we were walking on stickers then we met up with barney and went rainbow shopping on a pencil

[jussttom]

My favorite hobby is chasing ice cream trucks with my shirt off while singing the greatest hits of Celine Dione.

[Elbank37]

can you find my dancing snidget i lost it while it was dancing on the radiator. it jump into some pvc piping and i haven't seen it since. tell your sisters cousin i said hi.

[Lionette34]

one time, while skipping through the forest I saw a banana dancing with an emu singing about how zebras are actually black with white stripes and how you should never ear yellow snow on Sundays.

:D I hope that was good enough!

[SweetHeart1211]

Fly Rape Is Not Good, Its Not The Answer, So The Next TIme You See Fly Rape, Call Out For A Purple Elephant To Come Save The Poor Fly Before It Has A Fly Abortion.

[randompurplelemonade]

i just bit my finger and it tates like pumpkin pie.

[pushingdasiesfan]

MY SUBMISSION TO BE PUT IN A VIDEO:

smiley central has completely freaked-out when ned comes to town

[Brittneyx395]

okay im not even going to try this contest cuz im horrible at this stuff XD but i liked your 10 things :) haha

[MostCallmeLAURA]

my favorite was 2 and 1

[1rock1u1]

you have serious problems......well i have problems but they are under control....i just wanna say bamboo i dont know why bamboo but it sounds cool bam-boo sham-poo

[AllTheAbove73]

Alwaystextback does Raywilliamjohnsonsmom. and Ray watches.

[stefanhines]

I have never known a beaver not to eat the antlers of a deer playing piano while his mother ejaculates on its ear

[SuperEd86]

#5!!!!

[Sharpytime]

Torrets is the symbol of chiwawawa's couse they have lemons in their socks and diabetes in thier hair until planes fall that is why i didnt do my homework

[thatzak]

Also, "Help! That negro stole my toothbrush!" But I have a feeling that that one has been said before =P

[thatzak]

7, 4, and 1 were my favorite.

[studentdotcom]

I can't think of any. I'm no good at stuff like this.

[Rhiank321]

if your riding down the river on a motorcycle and your doors fall off ice cream can fit in a doghouse cause it has no bones on sunday

[PartyInTheGriffin]

people say im black but the way i eat air and how to cut babies is the the way to go to grandmother's house we go over the river and people cant get enough of my banana's and blackner so eating is really good for your belly crack in the mid day of pluto and meat

[rbrown2697]

A hand in a bush is worth much more than a couple of birds.

[ThroughTheFlutter]

if you wish on a penis.. your mom will become a frog

[ecbfilms001]

ive said all of those before

[crimsong19]

I wish that squirrels gave me fellatio.

[MrMonsterAddict]

If you walk ain circles you have a chance of accumulation a infection of purple.

[ATxBcrew]

lolol

[barak100]

haha

[JareduPS]

wow XD

[ATxBcrew]

thanks Jared!

[JareduPS]

No prob ^_^ Hope more people get to see this, comments make buzz on youtube! :D

[Philinspaces]

If you sleep without a pillow, only a nice echo chamber would respond, I have to pee.

[ATxBcrew]

Hahah that is def random and hilarious!

[FromUnderTheRock]

....and that's my load.

[FromUnderTheRock]

My girlfriends wooden leg is the last one I'd suspect of stuffing Jessica Simpson's ballot box with oreos and unfulfilled hope.

[FromUnderTheRock]

Automobiles are driving so fast up my ass that I am unable to differentiate this lightbulb from the one at nana's house.

[FromUnderTheRock]

The orangutans at the sausage factory are stealing the papier mache replicas of my non-lactating teets and claiming them as ideas of their own.

[ATxBcrew]

buhahahah those orangutans! hahaha

[Rimzzoo92]

lol weird but funny

[ATxBcrew]

thanks!

[DanaEatsYou]

lolz that was special

[ATxBcrew]

you're special...ed.

;) haha

[xx0xDragonx0xx]

one day when harry potter said to me, i like mushrooms but only under water and only on a full moon and when im sitting in my carrot scented wardrobe :D

[ATxBcrew]

LOL I like that he won't have mushrooms without a lot of exceptions!

[Grrrstin]

The sniff ribbons this sandwich.

[ATxBcrew]

haha nice!

[savagecrawler]

Jenna Jameson is the father of my nephews second cousins flatulence.

[ATxBcrew]

ROFL!!

[makemebad35]

Hahaha, so random

[ATxBcrew]

Haha yeah sometimes I even surprised myself!

[DJTLaC]

Old man jacob once told me, "Boy, you're going to build a pikachu named uterus"

ever since that day... me and my uterus have the best times ever.

[ATxBcrew]

LOLOL

[voidtankz]

8th

[lkunina]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DICK

[Mattophobia]

Drowning in her patheticness... lol

[ATxBcrew]

glad you liked it!

[bassplayer59]

PENIS

[bassplayer59]

IM AMAZING!

[bassplayer59]

THIRD!!!!

[EXPLOTIONx]

SECOND!

[THEPRESTIGE1995]

FIRST!!!