Wood Services 2

[damanw]

wtf? haha...do you always do that?

just can't keep to yourself ay?

hormones ;)

[9macrina9]

leave those pretty ladies alone! LOL :-) The GQ man face is just as interesting in its stern moodily-lit message to the manly man; thou shalt not smile for testosterone has made thee furrowed of brow? lol canned messages...sigh....

[Nakkimunakas]

Did anyone look at you weird?

[synchronium24]

Fred's simultaneously a corporate sellout who is advertising for the magazine companies, while simultaneously creating an independent, open-source alternative to a subsidiary of Google. What the fuck is going here?!

[synchronium24]

@synchronium24 *apparently i sold out any semblance of grammatical correctness in that last comment. oh well...

[conferencereport]

@synchronium24 Yeah, I'm all over the shop me

[spidersliveinme]

that is a giant piece of meat that woman is 'bout to stick in her pie hole.

[conferencereport]

@spidersliveinme Are you talking about the burger or my finger?

[spidersliveinme]

@conferencereport your finger, after all, its been more places and has touched many things.

[Loreleila]

It appears people are more attracted to semi naked women than doughnuts.

[conferencereport]

@Loreleila Have you seen the price of those doughnuts?

[Loreleila]

@conferencereport Bieng a captive audience makes a fool of us all.

[conferencereport]

@Loreleila Who's a thunk it.

[wisdominnature7]

Look forward to seeing the CCTV footage of a middle aged bloke with a camera doing this in a news agent :)

[conferencereport]

@wisdominnature7 Good idea. I'll see if I can request the footage.

[BTinHD]

marketing?

[VoxNeruda]

Does that cum in Braille?

[djzapz]

I would just hang myself if I had to work in a store with continuous shitty pop music raping my ears.

[Yamikaiba123]

@djzapz Man, hearing this garbage, I should count myself lucky that my manager just loved 80s music.

[ContraPoints]

I've noticed that the closer my proximity to the cash register, the smaller is the estimation of my intelligence in the minds of my corporate overlords. Thus, the rows of candy and soft porn next to the point of sale, that event horizon where human will and dignity vanish.

[xMachineGhostsx]

redo the video and point to the chemical romance guy

[221Dw]

Am I the only one who doesn't get this video?

[codexbiohazard]

@221Dw No, I do not get It as well.

[fleinsoppmannen]

I think you need some help, man.

[fulishproductions]

Those girls are so unattractive to me, frickin gross

[TWITfromURANUS]

Katy-bleeding-Perry in the background too... just to reinfoirce...

Welcome to the Cleave Age.

[ContraPoints]

@TWITfromURANUS Yeah that's great isn't it. Not only do they treat you like one of Pavlov's dogs, they also spit in your face playing that music while they do it.

[wonderpope]

yep...our society is oversexed but underfucked

[Monolith1618]

@wonderpope :D ROFL



[GravDiga]

@wonderpope clap Clap CLap CLAp CLAP... YEAH MAN, wtf happened? the 60s were the doorway to heaven, so how the f*** did we hit a 180 and land on gangsta rap!

oh yeah, i already know what happened, people started to stink up the place, then fight and the war ended.

[Gameboygenius]

This reminds me of xkcd strip (pun not intended) number 751 for some reason.

[DJCATMUF]

hahaha! Touching boobs are not real and also putting your fingers in a girl´s mouth.

[hammeredshitsteak]

Haha there should have just been an audio track of irregular panting and whimpering as you were poking the magazines with your shaking finger :D

Good to see you're still doing these types of videos too mate :)

[DrOrphious79]

Is this one of those freaky friday things, is there a 13yr old boy trapped in your body who has just realised he can reach the top shelf?

[xX4monX4m4rthXx]

niiiiiice.....lol