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  • "... we've got to win this!" is indeed very motivational

  • 0:15 what do you expect from the Imperial Guard? life? lol failz

  • 0:30 oh sisters of battle...

  • Sistaz sistaz sistaz....keep going back to 0:25 LOL

  • I thought in DOW 1 games you couldn't fire a heavy bolter on the move.................

    that Sister could..........but the trailer is still good though!

  • dang space nuns

  • Anyone else think that the Tau are frikin awesome?

  • @littlekuriboh21 They are. Only the commander in soulstorm is a fag. Shas'o Kais from Dark Crusade was the most badass Tau commander.

  • 0:30 Guardsman uses his last energies to lift his head for a wiev of boobs.

  • Tau soldiers: Oh no... ANGRY FEMINISTS!!!

  • Imperium "Mark IV" Brand Condoms: The Emperor Protects. (Sanctioned by the Adeptus Erecticus)

  • Yeah those bitches are already dead.

  • 0:30 Guardsmen thinking: Is this Seventh Heaven? Oh wait, the're still fighting. Well time to die then.

  • Despite the amount of shots BOUNCING off her armor, the Canoness doesn't seem hugely concerned how many come close to her exposed face.

  • Guardsmen dont get Armour saves against Tau weapons the sisters do

  • Tau weapons not hurting Sisters?

    THAT'S AGAINST THE GREATER GOOD

  • STUBBS NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • @Rilurio Thats Governor Militant Lukas Alexander. Leader of his brave boys, the 1st Kronus "Liberators" and a better HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!! Than that incompetend fop Stubbs who managed to lose 100 Baneblades and left his men to die when he ran like a bitch.

  • @SinDawg030 First off, Lukas was already dead by Soulstorm so it couldn't be him

    Second, he didn't "Lose" 100 baneblades, they were simply requisitioned to serve other fronts.

    AND FINALLY HE WON SOULSTORM in the canon ending, so don't dis the VANCE MOTHERFUCKING STUBBS without doing your research first.

  • @Rilurio Meh. Liked Dark Crusade and Alexander more. NOBODY is better than Sturn. That manly sonofabitch is the sort of badass who kills his enemies with but a glance of his grit filled stare and eats bullets drenched in motor oil for breakfast

  • worst opening for this game, wheres my motherfucking CG?!?

  • Most.

    Horrible.

    Expansion.

    Ever.

  • 0:28 - "Ah hell this is too much, first aliens with energy guns and now women in power armour.."

  • Wait, if canonically the Blood Ravens won Dark Crusade, and the Imperial Stronghold epilogue for the Space Marines says Alexander was killed, then what is he doing in this cutscene?

  • remember kids

    burn the heretic

    kill the mutant

    and never get into a windowless van with a man offering you candy

    :D

  • Worst intro in the series.

    I

  • @Acid2Rider More like the best one ever :D

  • Oh Great, mad religious nuns with heavy ass bolters... anyone that´s not completely pure and human is ROYALLY FUCKED XD

  • @HEADSTYLE It's not strange at all. They'd be crazy in bed.

  • I call bs, tau weapons wouldn't simply deflect off a sister of battle like that. tau weaponry is far too powerful, though the units themselves are somewhat fragile, the round(s) the tau shot at the commander when she walked in would have caused some serious boobie damage at the very least.

  • @DaProOneTwoThrizzle Power armor is heat resistant. And plasma is essentially one big ball of heat. So yeah, they are pretty resistant to that.

    And P.S. Imperial plasma guns are more powerful then the Tau ones ( read Tau codex ).

  • To be honest I think the guard is so much more awesome then any of the space marines.

  • Warhammer 40,000: Where even the nuns have obscene amounts of firepower

  • Ok, we all know Blood Ravens got owned on Soul Storm, but they never revealed what side won, right?

  • @kanenash Imperial Guard canonically won

    

  • Meh =\

  • BOLTER BITCHES HAVE LANDED!!!

  • So eh...Why is the tau fire just making a metal clank and doing no damage what so ever against the bolter bitches? D8

  • @kingroflcopter005 Because this game sucked, that's why.

  • @kingroflcopter005 Because their armor have ceramics that makes plasma obsolete against them. In short - plasma can't do squat to them.

  • battle pussies! pussies with body armor and machinegun are stronger than taus with power armor and plasma bolter.

  • Why aren't they wearing helmets? Imagine if one of those plasma bolts hit them in the face

  • @DamnedUsernameThing That's their "strategy". Blind faith in the god emperor. And, who knows, in the W40K-universe that guy may be capable of manipulating the bullets shot at them. Still crazy people. :D

  • Damn right, Tau running shit

  • go tau go tau !!!!!

  • @tomztoons For the greater good!

  • @ktayor1 thats right! for the greater good and whatever else tau stand for!!!!!

  • @HEADSTYLE

    QFT and HELL YEAH :D

  • fight for all your worth? They are only worth 20 requisition points...

  • dow is a super great mega ultra best gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee of alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllll timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeee DO2 SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • all their worth? they cost 20 requisition point -.-

  • The original Dawn of War intro was years old, but multitudes better; a plasma pistol wouldn't make a Greater Knarloc explode. Soulstorm was bad, bad, bad.

  • Do sombody knows if i can play soulstorm in windows 7?

  • @tomisapeee

    Yeah you can. My bro plays it all the time. Though he does have a tablet so i dont know whether or not that makes any difference.

  • @tomisapeee yes you can ...

  • Sisters of Battle are Space Marines with vaginas. Lol. (I know they're really not because SM's get all kinds of implants and conditioning and shit that SoB's don't, but it seems this way sometimes, doesn't it?)

  • You know people might complain that since Space Marines can't move while firing heavy bolters, the Sisters of Battle also shouldn't . But in the gameplay, the Sisters of Battle can't actually do tha either .

  • @AbyssalZones Oh no, its a special rule, you see the SoB's have enough raw bitch power to move and fire with heavy weapons.

  • NOOOOOOOO, NOT STURN!!!!

  • power armor ftw!

  • Not a marine, Imperial Guardsmens...that's an insult that goes both ways

  • lol the guard at 0:30 "mm mmm would you look at that butt" XD

  • @Dantaroen Yeah... the pulse rifle didn't kill him, what he saw did.

  • faith points where are my faith points

    well ya used em all being shot at

  • did anyone else notice that the canoness died 17 times over in that then used a plasma pistol to blow up a greater Knarloc

  • to those calling them marines, they are guardsmen, not marines.

  • ...The sistes of battle wear the same armor the space marines use.Well almost.

  • the recoil from bolters would break their puny ass arms xD

  • The imperial seem so weak. In game it feels like their laser rifles don't do a thing.

  • AH YEA THATS BELIEVABLE... plasma rounds dont faze these nuns but they one shot marines, yea i can see that

  • @avrey52 Fail camp. T-shirt vs huge big pieces of futuristic armor. Yeah...... I'm with you man I don't see how these "marines" can't take a hit either when these nuns can.

  • @Faithenseeker Glad to see someone agrees with me...lol

  • Wait so the T'au plasma just rips IG to bits, but it does nothing to the sisters?

  • @Nitoryuu i see it as empire propaganda. When the great men and women of the imperial guard fail, do not fear, the sisters of battle will rise and flood the battlefield with their supreme justice! The emperor protects! So yeah, not realistic but damn encouraging.

  • I love the game soulstorm, but I just hate that the Space marines, Imperial guards and Sisters of battle are fighting against each other... They all serve the Emperor FFS, they should just get along and ensure victory for the Emperor first and settle the beef between them afterwards. (but really, the commanders shouldn't be fighting... Would be more rational to settle their agruements in an imperial court of some sort rather than wasting the Emperor's soldiers + ammo on each other)

  • @Gazzadus you see the SM, IG and SoB have their own wants in the game.. the SoB seeks to purify the system (including the SM and IG with it).. the SM have some sort of "ancient relic" in the kaurava system.. and the IG.. well.. they just do their job as to die in the Emperor's name

  • @azuer143 of course, but it saddens me when this happens :(

  • @Gazzadus think of it as a challenge to norms(they have really high pride) and wouldn't bow down.. but in most cases they tend to join forces.. like the old times (Great Crusade)

  • @azuer143 I guess you are right, but maybe they should settle this between the leaders in a form of a duel, wastes less lifes > could have killed more enemies with those lifes. (I know its kinda unfair since spacemarine would have an almost 100% chance of winning, but for the IG and SB they shouldn't back down if their faith for the emperor is strong enough...)

  • @Gazzadus every warrior that fights in the Emperor's Name have a chance of winning.. the SM have their genetics, weapons and equipment.. the IG have their mass numbers (almost numberless) and the SoB have their Living Saints..

  • the only reson the gaurd lost is the the fact the golden guy is an idote

  • When all the "sisters" comes in the end it's gay

  • In the emperor's name!

  • "We've got to win this!"

    Most inspiring battle cry ever.

  • for the greater good...how the tau get owned by the emperors brothel??!!1

  • If I were the IG commander, I'd hightail it out of there, kill the commissar first, and then, when I'm safe away, fire the fat rocket thing, Deathstrike? BOOM, victory for the emperor!

  • WTF WEMON TAU WOULD PWN THEM

  • BOOM HEADSHOT

  • is general Lukas Alexander?

  • @shirondarkdragon think its Vance mothafucking Stubbs.

  • I love how the sisters look like they might have a chance, and then the Knarloc just shows up and laughs at their shots.

  • @OmeQuicksilver and then the Knarloc IMPLODES :D

  • And then tau sharpooters hit them in the face with railguns.

  • not really sure why the sisters of battle would fight the tau... I always thought they were kind of there to search for heresy. That being said the tau blow both in this game and in the table top version. that being said i would not stand in the open to take fire from tau pulse rifles.

  • @jvry8c you do like to say 'that being said'

  • @jvry8c the SoB preach the Imperial Cult.. but the tau are preaching "Greater Good" practically means "Heresy" for the Inquisition, SoB, IG and SM

  • so are the sisters basically female space marines?

  • @thabiznes

    Not quite. They have power armor like the Space Marines, but not the genetic enhancements and aren't as well trained. In terms of quality, they are above the Imperial Guard, but bellow the Space Marines, and are in between both of them in numbers.

    They have a very different style of fighting, one of the notable things being that they are very fond of flame weapons.

  • @dragonstormx Nice.. im still debating wether or not im gonna get soulstorm im still stuck on dark crusade lol.. would you recommend it or am i not missing out on anything?

  • @thabiznes

    From what I read about, you aren't missing much. Aside from adding the Sisters of Battle and another new race called the Dark Eldar, Soulstorm doesn't really offer anything new, it's voice acting is subpar, the plot for the campaign is cheap recycle of Dark Crusade's, and the game itself was released pretty much half finished and has a number of bugs in it.

  • @thabiznes

    If you're curious about the Dark Eldar, they are eviler versions of the Eldar that raid planets, torture and murder the inhabitants and eat their souls to avoid their own souls being eaten by Slannesh. They are similar in gameplay to the Eldar, but have more of an emphasis on firepower. They're considered to underpowered in the tabletop game because they haven't received any updates in about 7 years, and don't appear especially popular either, so they're an odd choice to include.

  • @dragonstormx According to the most recent 40K rulebook, there are far less sisters than Space Marines. There are 'three major orders' consisting of 'thousands' of sisters, with a larger number of smaller orders consisting of a hundred or so.

    tl;dr: Sisters are a very inconsequential force in 40K these days.

  • @NightRapier

    I'm not a a big 40k buff, I just read about the game. I was just going with what I read about their play style.

  • @dragonstormx

    Ah, my bad then.

  • @NightRapier

    It's okay.

  • this is cleary a stupid video,no race can just stand there getting shot at by tau and not go down, i mean the commander would have gotten raped just walking up like she did in front of tau guns, what dumbass

  • @thewiseman15 And the Tau arn't the sort who just stand in the open against heavy bolter fire either, I mean, what was that stealth suit doing uncloaked, in the middle of a field, running (not using it's jump pack) firing an anti-vehicle weapon at mass infantry?. The guys who made the video did-not-do-the-research xD

  • @TheOriginalRyuujin At the beginning you see Sentinels running up behind the IG infantry.

  • how a her armor protects from a pluse gun is byond me

  • @zagzaa I don t know it two because on shot one kill with pulse rifle

  • tylko szkoda, że tylko na filmiku takie dobre

  • shut up i played tau for almost 5 yrs tau are good because they got the most advance technology in all races...THIS VIDEO REALLY SUCKS tau is the most strongest specially in infantry but they are defenceless

  • I know about tau very good They are my favorite race I am playing table top warhammer with them ... Tau are young race because 3000 years back (in warhammer 40k) they was like sapients in caves and with etherals they are now stronger then imperium of man

  • WHEEEE BOLTER BITCHEZ!!! xD

  • We are fighting for the greater good (communists). Was there Governor militant Lucas Alexander ??? I dont know he was killed by shas'o Ores'ka's shoot but I think with number of sisters and number of Tau Fal'shia tau win .

    @roastmutton

    Tau Empire s army can be defeated by Imperial Guard there only if they get help xDxD And that means you are crazy and with that tanks .... don't get me started about that ...

  • @soviet209 o you want to know about the tau i played them for about 3 years so yes i do know about them and they cant shoot strait they are crap at aiming but i will give you the fact that they have awsome firepower

  • @soviet209 here's the thing, tau needs alien nations to help them out during ALL battles. kroot, vespids, hell their strongest unit isnt even native to the tau ppl. also from the looks of things it was sentinels, guardsmen, and general vs tau leader fire warriors, stealth suits, broadsides, fire warrior bodyguard (backround briefly), and greater gnarlock.. yea.. thats fair. if the imperial guard had an actual army there, instead of what im sure was a light assualt squad, no contest. I.G ftw

  • We are fighting for the greater good (communists). Was there Governor militant Lucas Alexander ??? I dont know he was killed by shas'o Ores'ka's shoot but I think with number of sisters and number of Tau Fal'shia tau win .

    @roastmutton

    Tau Empire s army can be defeated by Imperial Guard there only if they get help xDxD And that means you are crazy and with that tanks .... don't get me started about that ...

  • were are all the IG there would have been so meny more of them tanks and such and if the couldant win theyd just bombard the place to hell and yes im an IG player

  • @roastmutton111

    I can tell by the IQ

  • @nicolestroiny not saying this in a critisising way but did you mean ig

  • angel of death.... and the bitches of death

  • lol shes got balls of steel! :P

  • pff some helios xv8 crisis battlesuits would have shred through the sisters... no matter how good the armor is...

  • wait...why are the sisters fighting Tau? I thought they are part of Ordo Hereticus, which mostly only fights Heretics and not Xenos....the Deathwatch should be here, atleast they are sanctioned to fight Tau

  • @CaptTroll

    At what point were the sisters un-allowed to purge the xenos?

  • @CaptTroll

    Sigh the Sisters of Battle do fight xenos. Especially if they have an interest in a planetery system or are defending it. Deathwatch are elite teams not entire armies. They are in Soulstorm since they want to take a planetary system to spread the word of the god empire and turn the system into a convent system. Bother to read more warhammer 40k the sisters of battle often fight xenos alongside the imperial guard on crusades along with the space marines and titan legions.

  • @CaptTroll

    The Sisters are part of the Ecclesiary, which works alongside the Inquisition as a whole, meaning all Ordos.

  • dark eldar should of been in the intro!

  • Fal'shia:leader Ores'ka

  • lol "raaarggh i'm a big greater knarl- Oh crap i just ate a ball of plasma" *die*

  • thats some nice voice acting

  • Of course this intro is not as good as the other expansion intros. This entire expansion (while having the most content) was not even done before it was released. This game had horrible circumstances leading to it's creation (a company was bankrupt partially due to this game)

  • 0:45 NOOO DON'T KILL THE GIANT CARNIVORIOUS CHICKEN!! D:

  • a lesson in life: dont piss off the sisters of battle

    A.K.A bolter bitches

  • The sisters of battle are just there cos feminazis complained all te characters were male...

    I mean wtf? Most characters are aliens!

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  • Shit intro nothing on the first games intro even dow2 intro is shite

  • This intro is nothing compared to the intro of the first DOW1!

    That one was pure epic!

  • they should have added tyranids to theis game and not beacause of DOW 2 it just seems better to have them

  • The standard guardsman flashlight does diddly.... but 500 flashlights? That's a whole lot of diddly.

  • the STEEL LEGION would not be defeated by the tau !

  • I agree with Owlbearx2. my Bro killed an ork atack in 2 mins!!!! the only reason the sisters of battle would ever be better is there higher morale and their invicible saint once he dies the lose. Besides the Tau are Frick'n awesome, yes. Aslo , they have a dinosaur !!! =P

  • NO NO NO the tau should have kicked there ass

  • Whenever I play SS, SoB are the first faction to lose, regardless of what I capture...

  • its stupid its lik one bolter takes down a large battle suit while 3 shots of troops dont leave a mark

  • Tau for the win

  • lol the marine at 0:30 omg who the hell r these ppl

  • @TheDarkspinesonic8 marine?really? don't compare a simpleton guardsman to a superhuman space marine boy....

  • @mstrblik sorry dude its a force of habit. 

  • @TheDarkspinesonic8 Last thoughts of that guardsman:

    "When did the battle bitches get here"

    "I wonder if they'll go out with me"

    "Oh well I'm gonna die, might as well get a peek at what's under the AAARGH!!!"

    Yeah... He wasn't killed by a pulse rifle, he got a peek at the *BLAM*

  • @vengefulnoob xD Indeed

  • imperial commissar "I WILL HAVE SOMEONE'S HEAD FOR THIS!"

  • Filthy Xeno Scum >:-( ERADICATE THEM.

  • This game would have been better if they'd put in something OTHER than flying units, for one, and the company wasn't about to go under.

    The flying units really didn't add anything, and were plagued with strange collision errors...like when you try to get two marauder bombers to bomb and they stop each other because they somehow bumped into each other, or a bit of terrain that they should be able to fly over stops them...gah.

  • this game is so fucking gay

  • WTB baneblades

  • teabagging @ 0:22

  • look heres the thing people keep arguing that the SOB are dumbasses because they were enemies to the SM and the IG in the soulstorm. The SOB (A.K.A the sisters of battle) attacked and tried to kill everything to cleanse the universe of everything

  • Tau still won! Hey they got the Knarlock :P

  • "theGovener is down. protect the Govener at all cost"

  • @laofuzi400 govener :D

  • everything about the imperial guard in this video is kauravan, only the shoulder pad badge is from kronus

  • Go to wikipedia and once your there type in Dawn of war Soulstorm, and when the page loads you will see a table of contents, and one of them will say Canonical Ending, and it will say that the Guard won Soulstorm

  • i can't help but notice that the imps leader doesn't seem that miffed that theyre losing at the beginning.

  • Space marines, just more badass.

  • i dont under stand why the impirial gard space marines and sisters of battle kill each other at the end.can some one tell me why please?

  • @barcod11 sisters of battle wanted to cleanse the corruption while iG and SM i dunno,kill in the emperor's name? =)

  • if i made this intro i would have kept the battle between the IG and tau but then have dark eldar descend upon them

  • The imps would've won if they had the basilisk.

  • sure.. only problem.. it was already taken out earlier in the fight

  • The Imperial Guards men looked out numeberd....Well I dont really care...IGs and Tau are great armies!

  • Sisters of battle are clones?They look REALLY alike not like the space marines they wear helmets.

    Plasma rifles pwned imperial guardsmen and lascannon ineffective to heavy infantry like Fire Warrior

  • @teranfoong

    They're the SM-feminists ^^

  • fusion blaster to the face! commander got pwned.