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  • whenever i have i fucked up day...like today!!!! i turn to carlos!!!! very fuckin funny!!!!

  • Carlos Mencia is the shit

  • FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

    

  • i don't care if carlos stole a thousand jokes in the past.

    because the jokes im laughing at sure as hell aren't stolen.

    as long as he keeps making me laugh with his original jokes i don't give a shit how many jokes he stole in the past.

    and to everyone who says he still steals jokes, post the video of him stealing jokes...oh and it can't be before 2008.... omg i know, hard right? THAT'S BECAUSE HE DOESN'T STEAL ANYMORE

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  • FUCK joe rogan carlos is way funnier and i honestly think that he never heard those jokes before he did them , joe rogan saw someone get a little success and got jealous so he had to ruin it for him...hes just pissed cause the only work he could ever find was fear factor

  • hes just hilarious!!!!!!!

  • @Dzschelebo R THOSE THE WORDS U DONT UNDERSTAND? N ITS CALLED SAYIN IT LIKE IT IS. ACTUALLY NO IM NOT YET BITCH. :)

  • carlos is the shit he tells the truth. fuck these haters who try to say he steals jokes. people just dont like the truth and they want to expose people who tell the truth.

  • @rayarroyo TO UNDERSTAND THE JOKES. HAVE U EVER PUT THAT INTO CONSIDERATION? I GUESS U HAVENT. THEREFORE DAT MAKES U THE PENDEJO. GET OVER IT ALREADY. I CAN SEE UR AMARGADO U NEED TO LIGHTEN UP, YOU SHOULD TRY N WATCH SOME MORE CARLOS MENCIA. HAHAHAHA

  • @1Krazylegz rage haha. "idotic/hilabrious/balistic". You must've been pissed, are you off Carlos Mencia's dick today? Ohhh...FACE.

  • @1Krazylegz maybe you are carlos/ned . Stop having a hernia

  • @rayarroyo AND IF U HATE CARLOS SO BAD Y EVEN WATCH HIS VIDEOS OR ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH HIM? NOW THIS IS WHERE U MAKE URSELF LOOK LIKE AN ASS. IF CARLOS MENCIA IS SO IDOTIC THEN HOW COME HE CAN HE VERY WELL DELIVER A JOKE AND MAKE PLENTY OF PPL LAUGH BECAUSE HE HAS WIT. IF U DONT FIND IT FUNNY U DNT HAVE TO GO BALISTIC. HAVE U EVER THOUGHT THAT MAYBE UR THE STUPID ONE? THE REASON Y U DONT THINK ITS FUNNY ISNT BECAUSE CARLOS IS DUMB OR ISNT HILABRIOUS MAYBE ITS KUZ UR TOO MUCH OF A DUMBASS

  • @rayarroyo I THINK ITS FUNNY HOW U THINK UR USING BIG WORDS DAT U THINK SOUND MORE INTELLIGENT & MAKE U SEEM LIKE U NOE WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT. LET ME REMIND YOU THAT A COMEDIANS JOB IS TO MAKE OTHERS LAUGH. CARLOS MENCIA DOES JUST DAT- THEREFORE HE IS A COMEDIAN. IF 4 ANY REASON YOU MIGHT DOUBT ME SINCE TO YOU ANYONE WHO WATCHES MENCIA IS AN IDIOIT FEEL FREE TO CHECK THE DICTIONARY AND LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF A COMEDIAN. IM PRETTY SURE YOU'LL SEE THAT IM RIGHT N ULL ALSO C MENCIAS PIK 2 HAHA

  • this video sucks. alot. but carlos mencia is funny as shit

  • @ray waterer ur name is. U commenting here calling ppl idiotic so apparently you've seen Carlos' act which makes you fucking idiotic bitch now do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself bitch no one needs contradictory motherfuckers like you claiming something that the other fingers all point back at you with you dumb shit

  • What size fag chests would he fuck? D-D-D! LOL.

  • ok he may steal jokes, but he is funny as hell, and the jokes he steals, he makes them 4times as funny lol

  • did he say plane? O.o

  • If ANY comic on earth seriously thinks "I'm the first and only person in the world to think of this and think it's funny" then he's a fucking retard. There's only a handful of comedians in the world, out of those comedians only a select few are funny. Out of those that are funny, many of them think the SAME SHIT IS FUNNY. Therefore the "stolen joke" bullshit. Get over it.

  • Hi Eric!!!!!!

  • @TTGiMazur HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THERE ARE ALWAYS STRINGS ATTATCHED! "You must admit that your disabled, you must tell everybody here that I am better than you, I am faster, stronger, and more inteligent. And because I am I should let you get on that ride before me and acual yes to your desire as a lesser being than I."

  • @Evilkillerwolf acquiesce

  • people need to stop making big deals about where he gets his jokes. I've never heard them before so i don't really care. If the people who told them to first time were so pissed they would have done something about it a long time ago.

  • No strings attached because he stole them.

  • yes he steals jokes but cmon he is funnny as hellllll still.

    btw i dont like that he steals jokes

  • @BRANDODENIROPACINO but still is funny dickface....he dindt geet it from u loser

  • Geezus! "99Osen" No need to have multiple orgasms!

  • FuK da haterss lov dis guy

  • cool but stupid pictures

    

  • Great vid, great message, stupid pictures.

  • Where do you download the audio to this....

  • i was watching this with my mother in the same room. i have handicapped sisters, i was laughing so hard, during this story. my mother asked me if i thought it as funny. I said the way he used him was funny but not what he said about him, just to make my mother feel better. But in truth the whole damn thing was gosh damn hilarious

  • FUCK EVERYONE SAYING HE STEALS JOKES FUCK THEM.......

    LET THEM DIE LIKE A BITCH........

  • @HOODMEMORIES Exaclty. People say he steals jokes.. but they never say from who. That's because it's not fuckinf true haha

  • @JasonsWoods Bill Cosby, George Lopez, Reverend Bob Levy, Bobby Lee, Sam Kinison and Ari Shaffir. How's that for a start? It's ALL true.

  • hes messed up but its soooo funny!!

  • lol i luv his jokes.

  • I love Mencia and I'm not stupid!! Just cuase Mencia is being straight up honest about reality, doesn't mean his jokes are for stupid people.

  • DEE DEE DEE!!

  • Carlos is the man he tells it like it is and if you can't take a joke then don't watch

  • what a mexican faag

  • Hi ERIC

  • Phony ass Mexican joke stealer.

  • @ProWrestlingFan101 every comedian jokes are going to sound similer every comedian has a joke or jokes that are the same or similer that why comedians change the joke to be funny and why dont you try doing stand up comedy

  • @coolcris101 No Carlos stoled Bill Cosby joke and they were VERY simalar. And I don't want to do stand up comedy because I'm not wanting that as an carrer.

  • mencia steals jokes

  • lolololol

  • 2:03 subtitle fail!!

  • what happend to 3/5 4/5 5/5?

  • It always bothers me that he says

    "is it because im a beaner!!!???"

    "No no no please just get on the "PLANE"..

    just bothers me

  • this is funny

  • CARLOS MENCIA IS FUCKING FUNNY

  • this joke on the magic mountain is his funniest senario type joke

  • @880330145789 scenario*

  • @Iknownotofothers thx for correcting me :)

  • this is some pretty good video editing, almost everything was cleanly put in place and appropriate for the audio content, good job

    also, i love carlos, i think while some the things he says ARE offensive, i can let that slide because the rest of his jokes are hilarious, i saw him perform live once, the next morning, my cheeks were hurting so much from smiling and laughing so hard, awesome night, thank you carlos

  • lol

  • tell everybody where we're going. to the front bitches to the front

    HAHAHA

  • carlos is great!

  • why so?

  • 1:20-1:30 that is a freaking hilarious baby picture......"hulk baby want FOOD!!!"

  • haha wtf? i have this movie(:

  • he makes fun of dumbshit people not special needs people dipshit

  • ok i kno i heard about him stealing peoples jokes......BUT, i just love how he makes his deedeedee jokes lol.

  • I have to admit while i'm not a huge fan of his jokes they are pretty insightful.

  • Did people laugh? yes. so stop complaining you filthy jew

  • You are so ignorant lolol. They were laughing because they found it funny. I dont find this funny at all but the difference between me and you is that i dont feel the need to express my opinion to a bunch of people who could not care less about someone who has a complaint about a comedian.

  • Listen you little piece of shit. You think your better than people because you don't watch mind of mencia well your a dumb motherfucker. As far as i am concerned just because someone watches Carlos Mencia doesn't make them stupid. My fucking friend went to fucking Harvard law school and he watches Mind of Mencia on youtube. You can have a opinion and not be a dick about it. You don't like him that your right but don't come onto his fucking videos then. (If I spelled anything wrong I don't care)

  • @99Osen well said bro, all the motherfuckers who think Carlos is a dumbass are fucking dicks.

  • @99Osen  I AGREE WITH YOU

  • @chubbywubby1211 I don't even know what your agreeing with me about. I say alot of crap that people agree with me about. Also I don't agree that cm sucks.

  • @99Osen Dude calm down...my 11 yr old got on my profile have no idea what he was commenting on...just calm down...I happen to love Carlos he is the funniest comic out there right now..

  • @chubbywubby1211 I can see why your upset but regardless you shouldn't try and correct someone on how they talk unless they are one your kid or two they use inproper grammer. Plus calling me a bitch doesn't help, all it does it makes me want to screw with your sorry ass some more. Also if you tell me to watch my mouth well I don't listen to others unless its my manager or my mother.

  • @99Osen Calm down..my 11 yr old got on my profile..he didnt mean anything negative...calm down ....and btw i love carlos i think he is the funniest comic out there

  • @chubbywubby1211 I wasn't angry till you called me a bitch and started with the cussing. Like I said in the post before you called me a bitch I simply said I wasn't upset. I got ticked when you started trying to start shit with me. You see you tell me to grow up but you are the one who needs to grow up. You don't want someone telling you what to do well then don't do it to someone else unless you want to be a hypocrite.

  • @99Osen

    If thy wasn't so rude to another, and as inquesent to him, i would believe your smart, but i do not. DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • @99Osen damn straight! I work at a law firm and i love the show

  • @rubiomasgrande Wow I got 80 thumbs up. Well I guess you were responding to that. Apparently people think you have to be stupid to like Mencia but well they have an opinion and they are to stupid to figure out they aren't stating facts. Its all a matter of what kind of humor you like. About time intelligent people make it onto Youtube.

  • @99Osen Mencia was funny before he ran out of jokes and started stealing.

  • @MrMZaccone all comedians steal jokes.. get use to it.. who cares as long its funny to me

  • @nucibus I care and I don't care if it's funny to you if it's not original and if you don't care about it's originality then you're a moron. What do you do for a living and how would you feel if someone took credit for all your work? "all comedians steal jokes"??? Support that with evidence or STFU. Mencia steals on a nearly epic scale and it's been proven. He's useless and has lost the ability to do anything original.

  • @99Osen

    Bush went to Yale, just because you get into a good school does not mean shit, its is all about money.

    Ned steals jokes.

  • @RyanR3volution and youre a dumbass you fucking chocha!

  • @Cuirras

    Awh, Ned steals jokes.

  • @RyanR3volution And your name is corky

  • @99Osen I really doubt your friend goes to Harvard Law School. And if he does its obviously due to connections, not due to true talent. Regardless of this, the reality stands that your argument attacks this person's credibility and doesn't defend why Carlos Mencia is funny (because he isn't). People like you are true idiots. I don't think I'm better than you because I don't watch mind of mencia. I think I'm better than you because I'm not a petulant child. Fight your own battles.

  • @rayarroyo7 Really I don't give a fuck if you think my friend goes to harvard law or not. The reality is I don't give a shit what the hell you say. Also my fucking comment was one fucking year ago. Furthermore I wasn't arguing that Carlos Mencia was funny, thats my opinion and I'm not here to tell people otherwise. I was simply making a point that not all people who watch Carlos Mencia are stupid because thats what he said. Also you can think your better than me but well that remains to be seen.

  • @99Osen He followed the logical train that: Carlos Mencia is idiotic thus people who watch him are idiotic as well. If you wanted to make a comment that meant something you should have argued for Mencia's validity as a comic. Not act like a little bitch and utilize the same demeaning tactics that guy is using.

  • @rayarroyo7 u sir are nothing but a worthless lil piece of dog shit who should hang him self for his stupid comments and opinions dick weed cock suckin piece of shit and like 99Osen said if i spelled sumthin wrong idc...if u do den suck ma dick nd correct it bitch

  • @99Osen Yo brother im completely on your side with this... that mother fuck needs to keep his mouth shut

  • @rayarroyo7 Yo yo yo... you got your fucking opinon you peice of shit you dont have to get on someone else for theirs you peice of shit excuse for a human being.... go shove your daily dildo up your ass and get the fuck out cock sucker

  • The first guy is Lailtinho Brega or Hiram Delmar ?

    They are Brazilian comedians

  • FUCK!! That sounds crazy!!! DUDE!! Carlos Mencia is a smart dude. His jokes are funny and easy to relate to. Your retarded.

    I was replying to:: The Dumb ass- Mr. fuckin'

    MrCjinthehouse

  • Most of the regular lines in amusement parks aren't wheelchair accessible. Just sayin...

  • NED mencia is retarded

  • mom he looks like eric from classroom. HI ERIC!! YOU NEED TO PUT ON YOUR HELMET!!

  • Go on google video and type this youll see the full video

  • well he can get people laughing and have a great time at his shows .. thats more than ur sorry ass have ever achieved... faggot

  • I could do it if I stole jokes and nobody cared.

  • but apparantly u cant... cause i don see u releasing dvds and making alot of cash on it ...

  • The only thing I couldn't do is not get caught. Stealing isn't hard, asshole, I COULD do it, just like I COULD steal a car. You know why I haven't? Because I'm not a piece of shit.

    Now, on the other hand, I'll admit I could never be a successful comedian who wrote my own material... but, then again, neither could Carlos.

  • lol so the only comeback u had was namecalling hahahha u certainly lost the big lottery they call "life" i never said Carlos could do that i just said that he makes alot of people laugh and makes a lot of money on it ... and the only thing you apparantly can is sit and talk shit about people on youtube and call people you dont even know stupid names.. HAHAHAH as Carlos would have said it .. DEEDEEDEEEE

  • I'm sorry I rendered your point invalid. And you are an asshole. Everybody who tries to defend Mencia's joke theft or pass it off is an asshole, too.

    I will give you this, though. He is really good at targeting the masses of dumb, apparently morally void people in the world that have never seen real comedians. Then they try to say "you just hate him because he's offensive." Fuck that, George Carlin and Bill Hicks are amazing, and they went way farther than his watered-down horse shit.

  • Shut up.

  • @ikol0ikol1 Good one.

  • Thanks.

  • ahahaha one of the best jokes i heard from carlos... the ride thing is hilarious

  • pictures make the audio

  • hahah that was funny as hell, he may steal stuff but he didnt steal that bit and that was funny shit.

  • the jokes he "steals" arent even that funny. those are the only jokes that his non-fans look at,and then they call him unfunny. I just saw him live last nite. fucking hilarious.

  • maybe south park repackages jokes oh wait they FUCKING DO "you killed kenney you bastard" fuck that I killed kenney

  • That's called a recurring joke. Different than stealing jokes.

  • then tell me when has he ever stolen a joke from south park

  • KENNY*

    As in Kenneth McCormic -__-

  • carlos mencia is hilarious!!!!!

  • the dude with the super man costume was kinda sad

  • you didnt have to kick me in the chest bitch. yea and you could have put your breaks on and not roll down the hill all dramatic.

  • dont worry bitch your with me!! hahaha

  • "mom, he looks like erick from classroom... HI Erick!!, you need to put on YouR HELMET" lmfao ..... "i got cramps, you cant even feel your legs", lmfao

  • this is very halarius as heck

  • dood i love carlos but go look at joe rogan and carlos mencia fight all those douche bags have no idea what there talkin about go teach them a lesson!

  • lolz why did you disable ratings? 5/5 lolz

  • CARLOS MENCIA KICKS ASS!!!!!!!! :D

  • @ixxlovexxme cm SUCKS!

  • @chubbywubby1211 Your entitled to your opinion...but just for your information dont think you should be talking to a 11yr old like that..

  • @chubbywubby1211 Well for starters I can talk to anyone anyway I want regardless of their age. Second of all don't try and correct me. Third of all I'm not upset and I wasn't upset in my last comment. I simple stated I had no clue what he was talking about.

  • @99Osen First off when its my kid the fuck you can...I will correct you if you are acting like a stupid ignorant jackass. Watch your fucking mouth...bitch

  • @chubbywubby1211 Go to hell. You don't fucking talk to me like I'm a kid. I'm not so fuck you asshole. I'll talk to who I want and how I want. If you don't like it watch your kid and keep him off of Youtube.

  • @chubbywubby1211 One don't tell me to watch my mouth. Your not my boss. Last time I checked your not my mom or dad. Second of all if you have an issue with getting on your account you can log off your account, just as a suggestion. People will talk to kids whatever way they want in the present time. If you don't want your kids talked to a certain way then keep him or here away form the internet. Thats would be the best thing and way to prevent him from being talked to a certain way.

  • @99Osen Calm down idiot..like i said he got on it he didnt say anything in a negative way you are the one that started right away so grow up..i could careless if you are a kid obviously you need someone to smack your teeth out and i am more than happy to do it..And wah wah dont try to tell me what to do...idiot

  • @chubbywubby1211 Also you see you assume everyone is an idiot other than you. I never said I was a kid. I listen to my mom because I have respect for her since she raised me. One I didn't say anything negative to your kid so then when you started shit with me thats what pissed me off. Also I hope the teeth smacking out thing wasn't literally because you wouldn't want to really try it. Anyway calling me an idiot isn't going to stop me from talking to you anyway I want.

  • @99Osen One more thing people like you are stupid you think you can talk to whoever you want however you want because you post shit...well you cant my kid or i didnt say anything negative til you flew off the handle calm the hell down IDIOT

  • @chubbywubby1211 Also I can in fact talk to anyone, any way I want because this is the internet, not the real world. Well their are certain instances where people have to watch what they say, like talking to minors in chat rooms but we aren't in a chat room. We are commenting and your trying to make me change how I talk and your not going to get me to change. My mom has tried but the way I talk is one thing I won't do.

  • carlos is the shit i dont give a f*** wut n e one says but i wish this was the actual video cuz this shits gay

  • thanks i love it i saw it last night and i laughed sooo hard

  • It's better with the visual

  • 6:52

    fukin hilarious!!!

  • i love his impressions

  • impressions?

    you mean impression, he does the retarded person all the time, it really gets old.

  • He is so funny!

  • man i always loved this guy. i don't see why everyone freaks out about his jokes. there has to be better things haters could be doing other than complaining about carlos' jokes.

  • that is y they r called haters because they hate

  • You're with me!!!

  • where is the rest?

  • it says 2 of 5, where's the other parts?

  • Carlos Mencia....:) I truly miss that guy....:) "Dee Dee Dee!"  I still love his show......:D

  • what do you mean you truly miss him? where is he lol

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  • he is dead? :( wtf xD

  • well why didnt you have any video? but nice vid abyway

  • lol

  • mr d-da-d needs to get on a d-di-d-diet.

  • THAT WAS BEST RIDE EVAAR!!!!! lmfao

  • i have this stand up on dvd its awsome

  • DE-DE-DE!!!!!!

  • Dude i have the movie its "NO STRINGS ATTACHED" funny shit. I LOVE CARLOS <3

  • i love the part about Six Flags. this was on Comedy Central last night. i love it.

  • this is not no strings attached it's "not for the easily offended"

  • no, they're right, it's "No strings attached". it was on Comedy central last night. Hillarity at it's finest.

  • no this is no strings attached i was watchin it the other night on tv

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