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I dont see alot of t.v. and this is possibly the reason, the yanks scripts arent as bad as this pathetic drivell....just going to wach the cosby show....i am on strong medication
Clicking a link that directs you to another page, and going back to this one gets rid of them quicker than watching the adverts (that need to die in a pool of their own putrid mucus).
such a ground breaking sitcom when it first came out and still going strong...definitely one of the funniest shows to come out of britain in a long time!
Johnson: "Ahhh good ol' vista, alot of people give it bad press...but i'm never upgrading. Why would i?... it just feels like a good pair of jeans" - haha
"Hey mum can you give up smoking cos your lungs go black and all that." - When you're 16 you will ask you mum to buy you them, to look cool in front of your mates.
I love the programme, but having studied film I have just noticed one minor error in this. At the start, when Mark (Mitchell) is 'looking' in the mirror, the camera (his eyes) move past the door frame to the left. If you notice, the mirror shows that Mark (David) is still standing still in exactly the same spot throughout the shot until he goes out of view.
I'm not criticizing, just pointing it out. It's a very good technique apart from that and they do it brilliantly.
Cool thanks, hope yours does too, but I will be honest I am not really looking for a cyber 'buddy', you seem useless and pointless but I just dont see us being a good match with me being perfect and amazing.
But good luck in living the cliché dream, statistics is what makes elites win ;)
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
What are you talking about?
You come on here as if you're the next member of Unite Against Racism and act like the white Martin Luther King and instead provide me with bullshit. If you don't know anything about it, ask someone who does. Go build your tosser bridge and spout shit somewhere else.
Now wise up and apologise and we'll move on and accept you're a tosser. Wanker.
"stick it on the laterbase!!!"
qwertyfire 1 month ago
big suze is fitttttt
pigley17 1 month ago
1:15 well you can stick it up your arse and scotch tape it buddy
BeaveHolio 2 months ago
Work you damnable fudger
sammyjopie 2 months ago
Work you damnable fudger
sammyjopie 2 months ago
"Heeeh luuu"
Cardien18 3 months ago
'im sure it will work ... later' lol love how mark says this
shakka219 3 months ago
Just keep nodding and smiling...nodding and smiling like Colonel Gadaffi's psychoanalyst
Snoopolli 4 months ago 8
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I dont see alot of t.v. and this is possibly the reason, the yanks scripts arent as bad as this pathetic drivell....just going to wach the cosby show....i am on strong medication
MANTLEBERG 5 months ago
"But we have milk."
Beeeeen there.
firelied 6 months ago
5 people are damnable fudgers
indigocrush 7 months ago
guy who plays johnson is a great actor
wintersnowboard 7 months ago 6
johnson is fuckin amazing just gets funnier and funnier
rowancboi17 8 months ago 3
Smeg oven shop?
nyc999 8 months ago
nodding and smiling like colonel Gaddifi's psychoanalyst.
lhoward92 9 months ago 17
Johnson looks like a violent lunatic when he is wearing a bath robe. Very intimidating. I was close to turning off the video.
obermegalutschoar 9 months ago
Colonel Gadhaffi's psychoanalyst x'D
SethWreckLollis 11 months ago 7
that's bull-shit mark
madFlam1 11 months ago
I love how Johnson's name is twice as big as Mark's on the card. Johnson is like a deranged superman in this series.
Idnarmadur 11 months ago 5
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yoko4d 1 year ago
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!
AgothInnCloth 1 year ago
What...fuck you ! !
Romeoz06 1 year ago
"stick it on the laterbase"
wbarr2 1 year ago 9
''monk she's emailing'' ?!
wait... surely not THAT monk (series 3)?!!!
Warmo64018940 1 year ago 2
Bring on series 7!!!!
SevenLivesManyFaces 1 year ago
"...oor that MONK she's been emailing?"
Restayvien 1 year ago 11
nice!
cheesetoastieful 1 year ago
'Just keep nodding and smiling.....nodding and smiling like Colnel Gaddafi's psychoanalyst'
FatRonaldo9 1 year ago 10
It's not wireless. It doesn't say it's wireless. It needs wires.
SeanAKnox 1 year ago 6
johnson is a fucking brilliant character 'but we already have milk'
NewYorkDontLoveMe 1 year ago 10
BUT WE ALREADY HAVE MILK
MetaCraken 1 year ago 17
No one does 'deer in the headlights' like David Mitchell.
Chariset 1 year ago 8
"Alan, the printer's not connected..."
"no it's wireless"
diffusedlight 1 year ago 4
wen is series 6 gona be on 4od?
rawdenashitey 1 year ago
@rawdenashitey it is now
EdNewey654 1 year ago
This guy's a creep!
lennic95 1 year ago
i love it, johnson is quite obviously going mad!
trigga1uk 1 year ago 3
are they doing series 7?? and when is it gonna be back!?!
teamjacobxful 1 year ago
stick it on the laterbase
ollbo200010 1 year ago 4
Man Mark is a masterclass in screen acting!
teee2 1 year ago
'Print you damnable fudger'
Ahhh the Johnson, I love you!
GeorgiaLiverpool 1 year ago
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lolspud 1 year ago
yeah im sure it'll work later. that just about sums up my life. i dont know why i always assume i'll be able to do something in a couple of hours.
EvilMonk3y1999 2 years ago
ha ha johnson is actually losing the plot, mark's hero crashing down to earth.
danjosimo3000 2 years ago
The name is Consultio slash Consultius!!! xD
Matmerismo 2 years ago 3
Scotch tape it buddy!
Absolutely class series this.
AtollK1950 2 years ago
@AtollK1950 lmaaooooooo... never noticed that bit before. classic Johnson.
TheProjectII 2 years ago
Apparently the guy who plays Johnson was supposed to be the new Doctor Who but they turned him down for that other fucking idiot
BillyWizzY2K 2 years ago 2
...But we already have milk.
lolspud 2 years ago 2
BillyWizzY2K Yes I see the link now Daffy Duck's evil twin and Lybian politics. It's obvious now. Apologies.
ednuttah 2 years ago
has daddy's hat fallen off?
Oscar301 2 years ago
Gaddafi not Quaddaffy' who's Quaddaffy'?
ednuttah 2 years ago 3
Daffy Duck's evil twin, dumbass lol :P
BillyWizzY2K 2 years ago
Just keep nodding and smiling....nodding and smiling like Colonel Quaddaffy's psycho-analyst
TomthatiscalledTom 2 years ago
haha johnson is a great character
liveforeverUK2008 2 years ago 5
put it on the laterbase
jaypauldini 2 years ago 2
Print you damnable fudger!
xD! Possibly one of the greatest lines ever!
Janus108 2 years ago 68
Johnson's cracked.
I love it.
I love him.
'Did you make my bed Mark?'
GeorgiaLiverpool 2 years ago 3
or the monk she's emailing...
MrOffandonagain 2 years ago 2
STU!!
'Big lovely Stu. I feel so safe'
GeorgiaLiverpool 2 years ago 4
Lmao, hilarious.
EminemBase 2 years ago
You Damnable Fudger
adamw1409 2 years ago 3
johnson. series 7. please god.
smurfieboo 2 years ago
johnson's a legend!!!! we already have milk lol
owenj25 2 years ago
There was an advert? Fuck off youtube
KANETREADWELL 2 years ago 2
I agree. Adverts need to die in a pool of their own putrid mucus.
Lebowsk1 2 years ago
Clicking a link that directs you to another page, and going back to this one gets rid of them quicker than watching the adverts (that need to die in a pool of their own putrid mucus).
IeadbaIIoon 2 years ago
Or just press f5 or hit refresh when it comes back its gone!
there great bit of advise
SUBSCRIBE (or not)
Pony147XD 2 years ago
You are now a personal hero of mine. You are granted one more lengthy toilet break.
IeadbaIIoon 2 years ago
np here to help :D
Pony147XD 2 years ago
daddy's hat has fallen off. daddy's hat has fallen off, and he's just standing there... naked...
jimmyshitbags 2 years ago
"Stick it on the later-base"
Rofl
vegnx 2 years ago 2
"shall i say, or live in his dream world"
we've all been there.
gringolazlo 2 years ago 79
i think russell howard blinks to much :P
mrwelbourn 2 years ago
omg so do i!!!!!!!
jaherrick 2 years ago
haha it annoys me so much!!
mrwelbourn 2 years ago
rated this 2 stars by accident!! damn, vote this up!! lol
StevieStickman 2 years ago 4
such a ground breaking sitcom when it first came out and still going strong...definitely one of the funniest shows to come out of britain in a long time!
kiely456 2 years ago 6
PUKE POINT 3333333333333333333
yourmumisadick 2 years ago 5
Johnson: "Ahhh good ol' vista, alot of people give it bad press...but i'm never upgrading. Why would i?... it just feels like a good pair of jeans" - haha
TheProjectII 2 years ago 5
im sure itll work...later lol
greeeny12 2 years ago 2
It's the best comedy in years. So original.
frenchkids 2 years ago 2
i fkn love Jonhson..
funkyrimpler 2 years ago 8
"Print you damn little fudger" lol
sman123abccfc 2 years ago 3
artymarty i thought that was just him turning his head to look at johnson then moving towards him
JEFFRYZ2k9 2 years ago
hahahaaaaaaa
10KJL 2 years ago
Is it that guy from the SMEG oven shop? ....or that monk she's e-mailing?!?!
adda89 2 years ago
Mark's boss is a brilliant character.
sillywalks111 2 years ago 4
"Hey mum can you give up smoking cos your lungs go black and all that." - When you're 16 you will ask you mum to buy you them, to look cool in front of your mates.
chrisisbest04 2 years ago 6
CHECK MY DUBSTEP MUSIC !!!
CypriotVibez08 2 years ago
ok safe.
burnsie999 2 years ago
LOL
FMustangGTR 2 years ago
To get milk.
But we already have milk.
The way he says that last line is hilarious :D
uN1Qu3v 2 years ago 2
jonson is a bastard
hobonotboho 2 years ago
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IVLegendIV 2 years ago
I love the programme, but having studied film I have just noticed one minor error in this. At the start, when Mark (Mitchell) is 'looking' in the mirror, the camera (his eyes) move past the door frame to the left. If you notice, the mirror shows that Mark (David) is still standing still in exactly the same spot throughout the shot until he goes out of view.
I'm not criticizing, just pointing it out. It's a very good technique apart from that and they do it brilliantly.
artymarty73 2 years ago
Nice One!!!
I didnt see that!!
HillierSmithStudios 2 years ago
Don't give him the two grand don't give him the two grand....
sjamoon 2 years ago
Who is more pathetic, Mark and his "partnership" in Johnson's business or Jez and his "affair" with Elena?
Heh Heh
fredmila 2 years ago
i need to book a meeting with consultio/consultius :P
xTunafishx 2 years ago
stick it on the laterbase,,,pmsl
DParky18 2 years ago
'print you damnable fudger' I love Johnson!!!!
Richy1611 2 years ago 2
Johnson made me actually cry on Friday
'Did you make my bed Mark?'
GeorgiaLiverpool 2 years ago
johnson is such a freak, he makes me laugh so much.
peep show owns! ^_^
andytenmenthefirst 2 years ago
channel 4... why do you insist in adverts on youtube as well as on tv you fail channel 4
thestrongwar 2 years ago
i'm sure it will work later lol
onafriday6 2 years ago
Love this show.
mufcevo 2 years ago 4
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Black people smell funny
VoluptuousAlchemy 2 years ago
so how many black ppl have you smelt then? go on give us a number...
xamse1985 2 years ago 2
Not really sure how many incinerators they are in Europe tbh
VoluptuousAlchemy 2 years ago
Maybe black people think you smell funny
darkstar0709 2 years ago 2
that is soo racist,..
Reported!
VoluptuousAlchemy 2 years ago
i think everyone thinks you smell!!!
xamse1985 2 years ago 2
I bet this 'everyone' you speak off is a nigga too!
VoluptuousAlchemy 2 years ago
aww little insecure person... good luck mate... hope your life treats you as good as your philosophy
xamse1985 2 years ago
Cool thanks, hope yours does too, but I will be honest I am not really looking for a cyber 'buddy', you seem useless and pointless but I just dont see us being a good match with me being perfect and amazing.
But good luck in living the cliché dream, statistics is what makes elites win ;)
VoluptuousAlchemy 2 years ago
what ever man!
xamse1985 2 years ago
is it worth it?
awesomefrankrapid 2 years ago
Sure, sometimes I stick a black dildo up my arse and sing "its time for change", makes me feel special
VoluptuousAlchemy 2 years ago
man its such a relief to know your not the only one
0Dboss0 2 years ago
does the dildo smell funny?
awesomefrankrapid 2 years ago
Im sorry the priest said I am only allowed to talk about my divine anal religious stuff with priests only.
Christianity, getting fucked with God without AIDS!
VoluptuousAlchemy 2 years ago
you are a douchebag through and through
awesomefrankrapid 2 years ago 2
I second hat
xamse1985 2 years ago
i think the story will go that johnson is mentally ill and marks gives him all his money which he waste's, seems like it by this clip anyway
shauning7 2 years ago
Lol! This is hilarious! : )
Kirpope 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
What are you talking about?
You come on here as if you're the next member of Unite Against Racism and act like the white Martin Luther King and instead provide me with bullshit. If you don't know anything about it, ask someone who does. Go build your tosser bridge and spout shit somewhere else.
Now wise up and apologise and we'll move on and accept you're a tosser. Wanker.
cnavaro88 2 years ago
i totally agree with you dude.
awesomefrankrapid 2 years ago
Why?
cnavaro88 2 years ago
"The monk she's been emailing" = Big Lovely Stu???
TimesInfinity101 2 years ago 2
Indeed :P
Needham90 2 years ago
Ahhh Stu, I feel so safe :')
GeorgiaLiverpool 2 years ago
does anyone know what kind of monitor Johnson has? I'd really like on like it.
BrutalTurtle 2 years ago 2
lol
jobione89 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i hate people like those black guys, so im' very choosy about my friends
nepalihercules 2 years ago
hahhahahahhaha....i love the peep show serie
liberty1211 2 years ago
lol 1:23
Johnson goe's psycho
ZoltanVII 2 years ago
haha
SwagBucksMater1998 2 years ago