Southern Giuliani Supporter Parody. (SATIRE!)

[combatjm89]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry... Born and raised in NYC, and I hate Giuliani. May I quote Agnostic Front: "Giuliani Giuliani Giuliani FUCK YOU!". Anyway, no self-respecting Southern boy would vote for an I-talian from New York City (git a rope Billy Bob). This Southern man just don't need another shit-talking neo-con globalist RINO stealing oxygen.

Peace my friend.

[janeleone]

Torutre is good. we need to do watever it takes to make those peaple talk and stay the corse. If that menes riping there tonge or eyebals or guts out so be it. Pissant countrys should be nuked. We war for freedom so peaple who do'nt like freedom are domistic terrorists, they eather need medacine for there sick brain or jail. Best case sanario would be take out India were Irak is and put Pautards in jail.

[Segtilt]

lol I love the Satire.

[photofu]

gooliani is evil...

[AiresQX4]

Who cares to have a president with a perfect voting record like Ron Paul,I think it's more important that the candidate tells me what I want to hear..Who needs honesty in an American

president? Why change now,just look at how good it's worked..

I consider a perfect voting record to be

nutcase conspiracy theory issues that I dont have time for... Hilliary Clinton/Barack Obama

for a real change in America..

[AnkaraTheFierce]

I'm really hoping this is sarcastic.

[AnkaraTheFierce]

I was trying to the comment by AiresQX4. I know the video is a satire.

[zombie2093]

it took a long time, but i did finally get into my vaccum. but it was very dirty in there, and it took me just as long to get back out.

[jigga2jones]

Funny you had to put parody and satire because of the gimps on here that cant fig that out....

hahahaa

[Wizard364]

Excellent! I've heard that exact Southern shithead you're impersonating about nine thousand times on those right wing talk shows. That's the classic Bill O'Reilly caller from Tennessee.

[CalJennings]

That Verichip implant in Bush's forehead must have moved into his brain.

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal-el & Swissy

[88Almir]

Very funny :) Nothing against the south though, but funny :).

[hellsunicorn]

Agreed, one of my goals here was actually to make fun of the ridiculous caricatures that the media puts out about Southern people. In my estimation, Ron Paul will likely carry most if not all of the South, they have a good deal more sense than everyone gives them credit for, more than many of us so-called Northerners.

[hellsunicorn]

I have a suggestion for every one of my fellow Ron Paul supporters here, take a few deep breaths and research the video before you start shooting off the ad hominem name calling. It will reflect very poorly on our candidate. I'm not changing my mind because of it, but someone you may be able to sway will be turned off by this knee-jerk reactionary behavior.

[hellsunicorn]

Yes it is a parody (read the other text responses), no I'm not an idiot, I'm a fellow Ron Paul supporter making a Parody (again, read the other text responses), and I agree that Bush was not the brightest mind in the Lone Star State from the get go, but most people don't research this stuff until after it's too late.

[CalJennings]

Sorry fer gittin yer name rong Roger. Ah musta had two much ah mah moonshine!

Billy Bob

[hellsunicorn]

No probem at awl Billy Baub, Ah be diggin dat moonshine mahself.

[elbethere]

Is this supposed to be some sort of a parody?

[ENRRJ]

Your the idiot, look it up! Is that why they got passed a 500 billion dollar defense system cause they hate us? wtf, why did god create you?

[bubbi316]

get informed

[Firep0w3r]

he IS informed...this fellow is helping Ron Paul. He was making the video to help Ron Paul. Read other posts. geeezzz BUT there are probably MANY that won't get the "Joke" sadly!!!

[witzkeyman]

dude, I just left Tennessee. honestly, I feel sorry from you guys from the south. you are so uninformed.

[hellsunicorn]

Read my posts below, this is satire.

[witzkeyman]

dude, that may be satire and you may not really be from the South, but I really believed that character. there really are people like that.

[hellsunicorn]

Well then, the next time I decide to resurrect this character that I have named Roger (combined with Starpilot01's character's name makes Roy Roger) I will endeavor to make him so ridiculous that no one will believe him, although if there are truly people this dumb down in Tennessee then I think we've got our work cut out for us.

[witzkeyman]

hellsunicorn, anybody that voted for Bush in the last election isn't too smart.

[hellsunicorn]

Or probably was still scared of Bin Laden. I voted for Mike Badnarik myself, but Bush didn't really start to look insanely stupid until about 1 year into his second term. Some people did get a temporary bump from his tax cuts (myself included), but the runaway inflation is quickly canceling that out now so obviously it was a subterfuge.

[reefpirate]

Hahaha, Ron Paul for prez.... Good satire, fellas! So good it's hard to believe how consistent you kept it :) I just don't know how you keep such a straight face supporting that position, satire or not :) Good work!

Ron Paul in 08!

[mmike01]

U SHOULD BE IN JAIL, ASSASIN SUPPORTER. STOP SUPPORTING THE KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE IN nations that we don't have any bussiness in. U SHOULD ALSO LEARN HOW TO TALK, U HAVE A WEIRD SOUTHERN ACCENT AND I CAN BARELY HEAR WHAT U SAY.

[hellsunicorn]

Look down at the other text messages please, this is satire, I'm a Ron Paul supporter.  Do your research first, then you can start grandstanding. *sighs in complete indifference*

[theericin08]

Good job, loved it.

[cbj0332]

Teriffic video! Go Ron Paul

[Firep0w3r]

That is probably the best video I have seen in favor of Ron Paul. I wish more watchers would understand the point you are making here. Wake up people he IS for Ron Paul!!

[pirateale]

by your accent i assume this is a stab at the average fox new subscriber. funny, but subtle..

[REDcrimsonKING777]

you should be in jail!

for attacking ron paul!

O.O

yep, i said it.

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[de79hill]

The only one Living in Darkness is YOU!do you always make Videos in the Dark?What else do you do in the Dark?since you have a lot in common with your Lover Giuliani,Go vote for him.I'll Vote for RON PAUL, because the rest of us live in the Light and we Love FREEDOM.

[hellsunicorn]

Watch my other videos, you'll feel like an idiot once you do. I understand your zeal for Ron Paul, I share it, but you need to do more research before you again mistake a piece of satire meant to make fun of Giuliani supporters and an actual video supporting that moron.

[Firep0w3r]

Pay attention to his POINT in the video. He is making a reply to an enemy of Ron Paul. Wake up & see the humor

[Wolfsheim23]

It doesnt matter if your a life long Democrat. Look up Ron Paul. He crosses all party lines. We've never had a chance to elect a leader like him in over 100 years. He would be like getting the chance to elect a world peace leader like Ghandi. In our lifetime I hope we can someday have such a leader in the Whitehouse. Ron Paul can restore that hope!

[hellsunicorn]

You ain't met very many Jews have ya boy?

[hellsunicorn]

For the 5th time, this is a satire video and I am a Ron Paul supporter. Watch my other videos and you'll get the joke here.

[mydozer]

One of the reasons that Ron Paul's campaign is gaining traction is that people have finally found a political leader who has deeply held beliefs, does not pander to the press, and whose answers make a lot of sense. All of the other candidates in both parties, are just plastic creations of professional PR machines. Voters can tell the difference.

[dupes6044]

Your lost there country bumpkin guy. You have to do a little more than watch fox news for your basis of knowledge. I certainly hope you don't represent more than one half of 1% of the American people. You are without question, one of the dumbest people I have ever listened to. You make me ashamed for being an American. Wake up jackass and do some research before you put your foot in your mouth again.

[Firep0w3r]

Pay attention to his POINT in the video. He is making a reply to an enemy of Ron Paul. Wake up & see the humor. This is FOR Ron.

[USAFsarge]

No wonder you're a Giuliani boy; you couldn't put forth an intelligent sentence if you had to. Why don't you leave politics to more intelligent people; that is just about anybody else in this country.

[Firep0w3r]

Pay attention to his POINT in the video. He is making a reply to an enemy of Ron Paul. Wake up & see the humor. This is FOR Ron.

[peter455sd]

-Boy,your ideas are as useless as tits on a boar!

[Howlinblind]

you about as stupid as an inbreed pig...

[CalJennings]

Hello thar cousin Rodg! How's you likin' it up thar in New York City? I shore did like it when you took me to that thar strip club. That crack we smoked was top quality too. We gotta smoke more crack to support the president's CIA like all Americans shoud! Grate video!

[JKIRKAND]

great stuff, lots of potential, could be very very funny. could launch a carrier. some domestic violence in the background would be nice, that is only if you were seemingly unaffected by it. knock us out with round two. can't wait.

[bellocian]

Haha, love the satire. Your accent reminded me of the John Turturro character in the Secret Window. Good stuff.

[hellsunicorn]

I've decided to film another video tomorrow explaining exactly the point I intended to make with this piece of satire. I'm guessing that I didn't make this performance blatant enough for everyone to pick up on the joke.

[tacpairborne1]

Dear Incredibly Intelligent Man,

Please see the attached video from Keith Olbermann explaining Mr. Giuliani's history in politics. By the way.... I am from the south and I support Ron Paul! Dude, you are a GOOBER!!!! I wish you would take the south comment off of there. I am kind of embaressed to have something in common with you.

You need to study!!! Ron Paul can save us.

[hellsunicorn]

I can't believe this, for the 4th time, I'm a Ron Paul supporter and this was a joke, apparently my fake Southern accent (I live in Pennsylvania) is a little better than I thought it was. I've had a Ron Paul bumper sticker on my car for more than 5 weeks and I'm part of the Ron Paul Allentown meet-up. I wish people would read my posts here.

[Howlinblind]

Amen brother Ron Paul Is The man

[jcwerner]

No Joke... Ron Paul 2008!!!!

[starpilot1]

With them vacumes, what you gotta do is take a big ol' hose clamp and a sleeping bag. cut a hole in that sleepin bag and ya line that hole up with the littel valve doodad on that vacume and ya clamp t on their reel tite with the hose clamp and you flip the switch on that vacume then you clime on in and zipper up. Least thats how i always done it...

[hellsunicorn]

I preciate dat lil bit of assistence theya Roy. It wurkt and I gotta say, I wuz feelin sum seryus hate in dere. Dat Hartmann fella ain't got no idear whut he talkin bout, da way dat feels, evryone hates in a vacume.

[starpilot1]

Wow, nine 1-star ratings! You must be more convincing than I was. Thanks for the response.

[hellsunicorn]

My pleasure. I had no idea that anyone would take this seriously, especially considering that it was in response to your video. I've lived in Pennsylvania for most of my life and I'm amazed that my muddled fake southern accent actually fooled anyone.

[hellsunicorn]

Actually when I came up with this character I had it in mind that he would at least have a 5th grade intelligence level, I guess I overdid it. lol

[davidkachel]

Far too boring to listen long enough to understand what side you're on.

[Budvb]

Do you work for Blackwater?

An enemy generally says and believes what he wishes.

Thomas Jefferson

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

Thomas Jefferson

America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy.

John Quincy Adams

[hellsunicorn]

For those of you who think I'm endorsing either Guiliani or the other alleged front-runners, check out my other videos on my profile and go to my blog on myspace. This was intended as a joke, one that seems to have fooled a few of my fellow Ron Paul supporters.

[Punchey]

Awesome. I was wondering how long it would take someone to point out that shooting one-line zingers from the hip is not a qualification for being president. Yet in the days after the second debate, I saw all these comments saying that he won the debate because he had a couple of funny lines. What is happening to this country!? Thanks for the good laugh.

[maxbirnbaum]

Your comments are stupid and directionless. Ofcourse you hate him, listen to your accent. I don't like stereotypes at all, but my god you southern idiots are without brain.

[eriqkk]

You... "don't like stereotypes?" Hmm, interesting way you choose to express that lofty principle. I often think about the fact that most of the people in the rest of the world think Americans are stupid, brainless, lazy, greedy... and that includes you, non-Southerner.

[hellsunicorn]

I'll repeat myself yet again, I do not hate Ron Paul, otherwise I would not have switched from being a Libertarian to a Republican in order to support him. I created this video partially to make fun of people who hold these ridiculous stereotypes about Southern people, and apparently I was making fun of you in the process.

[innovate2008]

JEEZE, anything for attention! Ron Paul OR DEATH by 2012. I AM really fron the south and have enough common sense to realize the only choice of VALUE we have is Ron Paul as he VALUES ALL conscious life!

[hellsunicorn]

I'm not from the South, as you have pointed out, and if I offended you with this video I don't understand why. I'm using the caricature of a southerner that the media puts forwards as a means of satire, as did the other two guys before me. I'm making fun of the media, not southerners.

[notcensored]

Aren't you aware that the Constitution is dead? Ron Paul is the only one talking about restoring it? C'mon, dude, Giuliani is a fascist from NEW YORK CITY. You wanna vote for him, you're nuts.

[hellsunicorn]

I am aware of this and I am supporting him.

[notcensored]

Nice fake southern accent.