Captain Kirk, Master of Combat

[Leftysfive93]

@0:44 McCoy Judo Chop.

[TheTruthSeek]

The music ruined it.

[pmgerard]

@TheTruthSeek I think this is their one good song. The problem is that they've basically only ever done two songs with different lyrics.

[dothack2]

chuck norris as capt kirk

[Enlightenment777]

Nickback suxs. Amazing that anyone likes these losers!

[yageman]

nickelback ruins the coolness of this video. It fucks up the flow and good vibes.

Everything about nickelback sucks. Years ago I didn't even know other people besides myself felt that way, but when ever I'd see those fake ass fuckers on tv I was amazed by every note they played. It is fascinating how bad they are. It's 50% trying too hard to please, 50% actually sucking too hard.

They just don't let up on the obvious sucking.

[verykron]

Cpt Kirk could say more w/ one raised eyebrow then Picard could say in 5 minutes.

[Shahamu]

William Shatner: Canadian pride

Nickelback: Canadian shame

[LordAzanko]

@Shahamu didn't nickelback get pelted with rocks at a concert?

[jays2good]

CHECK OUT CAPTAIN KIRK VS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IN EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!!!

[Realmasterorder]

Kirk taught Jack Norris !

[monokhem]

You sir have denegrated not only Star Trek, but Elton John as well. The later is no small feat.

[MillionToOne2011]

@monokhem How does one "denegrate" someone? I was unaware that this word existed.

[monokhem]

@MillionToOne2011 I was unaware a limmited vocabulary was something to be used to denegrate another post. Look it up.

[MillionToOne2011]

@monokhem facepalm

[maxncc1702]

The only thing wrong in this video is nickelback.

[ajaxrobinson]

The running dive at 0:56 is simply amazing

[ofsinope]

I got here by searching for "kirk fu"

[42upupandaway]

Yay Kirk! Not a fan of the music, though. I've nothing against Nickelback, I quite like their music, but I'm not a fan of this cover version.

[mercyjinn]

I like to pump this UP!! :-)

[azzTwild]

EPIC!



[ooOmegaSupremeoo]

@azzTwild

STUPID!

[MillionToOne2011]

What is wrong with you guys?! If it wasn't by Nickelback you'd probably actually quite like the music... That doesn't mean the song sucks; it just means you guys have hatred grounded on nothing which is pretty retarded to be honest.

[drido]

Remove the music and use the original sound. Then it would be good.

[Mr420town]

You ruined it with your awful music.

[LtRacjack12]

I LOVED the emotional intensity in all these fights, everyone from the actors to the stunt-men just seemed so into them. You can say what you want about the moves looking unrealistic but when it is sold by those doing it, it looks for more real than any of the fights from TNG onward(a few exceptions from DS9 but even those did not compare). If you think about it Kirk would have to use crazy improvised fight moves to defeat aliens many times stronger.

[ironfistfreddie]

2 comments

a. This guy should the President of the United States of America

b. John Cena, this is how you wrestle.

[mattmcnerlin]

the 9 dislikes are from KAHN!!!!!!!!!

[Scoti45]

Good job I enjoyed it

[bolatluver29]

lol @ the double handed hammer fists

[w4wxp]

Kirk is the direct descendant of Chuck Norris.

[1942PANTHERV]

JIM KIRK IS THE MAN!!!!

[ShowstopperMMA]

I love it. Despite all the changes in technology the one thing that can still fix a lot of problems is a good ass kicking.

[TheZacula]

There's a reason that I call this 'Kirk Fu' (although now that Star Trek has come out, I separate TOS and the movie into 'Shat Fu' and 'Kirk Fu', respectively).

[ATuttle]

Did you have to use Nickelback? Even as a joke it's annoying. I had to mute it, which might have made it even funnier.

[Roadracer987654321]

in 8th Grade I had a Fistfight with 3 guys at the same time. I bet up all 3 guys for real b y hitting 2 of them across the face and upper arms with the Captain Kirk Foream Impact Cluubing Move. I did that one more time with a guy 1 1/2 times my size. For Real. I beat him up Too.

[goofparade]

Nice job! It's kirk-tacular!

[MasterMacLeod]

This video needs more McCoy kicking ass and taking names.

[iwtbfy]

This video rocks.

(:

[thethirdalliance]

WOW! this music just... fits

[talshiarr]

The Nickelback drummer sounds like he's on a Fisher-Price set.

[BroughamConspiracy]

The 282nd Army Engineer Company owes a debt of gratitude to ginjaninja007 for producing this singularly motivational cinematic work. You have done a wonderful thing, especially with your depiction of Kirk opening the whoopass can on those zoomie non-coms.

[SlaughterTheFrail]

Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.

[gbuko2391]

LMAO 0:45, i wasnt aware that you could knock someone out cold by giving them a love tap hahahaha

[theferretiscoming]

At 2:23 I can see "I gotta pee!" coming out of his mouth.

[thesxex]

As soon as I heard Nickelback I gave this video thumbs down.

[SwordsmanMercenary]

Someone should make a MUGEN character of captain Kirk

[mrmartinmartin]

Shatner should open his own college, the Royal College of Shatner, where he can teach Degrees in the analysis and application of Shatnerism, form his own religion made up of Shatnerists, become king of the world. Only a real man with a heart of Shatner is brave enough to ride forth into the mists of avalon and conquer the dark forces of anti-shatnerism.

[TheAdam159]

love Kirk but loathe Nickelback.

[legorocks3]

Best

Video

eVER

[DevNulZor]

3:07....ever get so angry that you just have to hit someone with your ass?

[cichlid16]

good video woulda been awesome without the nickelback though..

[luigi19987]

falcon punch

[MegaMackenzi]

Crappy cover aside, good video.

[volvo145]

Kirk would kick Picards ass around the moon.

[ARC1313]

@volvo145 That BS Kirk does not have the techno advancements like Picard dude so lay off of the greatest starship captain ever PICARD

[volvo145]

@ARC1313 we are talking hand to hand here.

[ooOmegaSupremeoo]

@ARC1313

You need to lay off. The greatest starship Captain is KIRK!!! Kirk would whip picard's old ASS all the way to the sun and back!!!

[ARC1313]

@ooOmegaSupremeoo dude like you must have been drinking to much Romulian Ale, I admitt Kirk was a ladies man but Picard is a Techincal Master mind. Kirk talks to much always drama but Picard is smooth and calulating

[Waterflux]

@ooOmegaSupremeoo Two things that would make Kirk dangerous as hell: a) He usually carries a loaded phaser and leads the landing party; b) he once improvised a hand-cannon to blast that Gorn captain who was next to impossible to beat otherwise. Diplomacy without the baggage of Federation bureaucracy. :D

On the other hand, to even things out, I think Picard would make a better admiral than Kirk.

[MercCaptCheese]

kirk is like sean connery...HES A BADASS!

[SqueegeeMaster]

KHAAAAAAAAAN!

[ichael333]

@SqueegeeMaster KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!­!!!!!

[Bawookles]

Good clips, crappy music, if you must use this song, use the original by Elton John for Christ's sake. This version is crap.

[erentheca]

Star Trek undoubtably had some of the best fight scenes in the 60's.

[MattieA65]

No, Kirk could never kick Finnegan's ass, except for the virtual Finnegan on the 'pleasure planet.'

[MrHoppers002]

that finnegan was as real as the real one.

[Dangeroso]

This would be so much better without Nickelback.

[lowaces]

garbage music wrecks a video

[mitmutrok]

Hilarious!! More fun than the WWE

[lolwut71]

Whyyyyy does this only have ONLY 17k views??? EPIC WIN!

[LibJumper]

I don't even like Star Trek and I thought that was incredibly awesome.

[CMOT101]

God, Kirk is so cool!!!! I loved him beating the crap out of Finnegan in Shore Leave.

As for the other captains, hmmm

Sisko ain't bad, he has beat the crap out of Klingons nicely... but he still ain't Kirk!

[HubertHoratio]

Great video, thanks

[mirataku1]

Kirk-jitsu or Shat Fu?

[MattieA65]

@mirataku1:  Kirk-rate

[RanHakubi]

Seriously, don't fuck with Kirk. He will end your ass.

[ropy89]

hardcore professional XD

[jakobo88]

Most of those scenes look ridiculous as fuck.

[TreyDubzz]

Great Vid!!! I love the Old School WWF moves Kirk throws at 2:35 and 3:05.

Boss!

[GORDITO1000]

Awesome !!!

Thanks

[keyinregulus3]

Of course! Why do you think he always insists on being the one to beam down to the planets? Because he knows that he alone could probably take on an army of klingons and alien gods singlehandedly! Can you see Tucker or Pico doing that?

[crazygondolasam]

headscissiors !

[kangrejoman]

FUCK YES I GOING TO KIRK YOUR CANDY ASS

[Atreyu71]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!

[shaydee313]

1:46 was that shrek?

[willeskebab]

No it wasen't

[TheSchnez]

LMAO!!!

[Darktemplarzoli]

Kirk is awesome!

[Laurenan69]

03:04... kirk is a bad motherfucker

[Boxvoko]

That probably hurt more for Kirk than the victim.

[evilcaptainred]

Kirk fixes every other problem with an ass beating. That is why we love him.

[benrfc]

@evilcaptainred Picard was better at fighting, he used his mind and in the end isn't that what the United Federaton of planets is all about?

[MrHimuraChan]

And that my friends, is Kirk-fu

[fsan2005]

kirk is so badass

[zinger1111]

LO @ 3:08

[ANBU96]

Captains are in this order

Kirk> Picard> Archer> Janeway> Sisko.

Kirk will always reign as captain.

[thegreatsanka]

good vid terrible music

[udi0Point]

video is awesome but dude

WHY NICKLEBACK WHYYYYYY

[Agrajag819]

Indeed. They actually come close to making it a good cover, too, which surprised me.

Still, great video!

[uberd0gAlpha]

that video is fucking awesome!!! lol

[rbh1138]

Kirk might be Good but Spock keeps his pimp hand STRONG!!!!

[goddarddrumrEB]

Kirk is indubitably the master of combat but Scotty has a close second

[hoppers001]

I'd say spock is #2. Sulu is #3. Scotty is #4.

[goddarddrumrEB]

ooh touche

but on the tribble episode Scotty knocks that Klingon flat on his ass

[hoppers001]

oh yeah. But Sulu can one chop KO someone. Kirk can just take out 3 guys with one body slam. ^^

[goddarddrumrEB]

point taken. especially with the Shatner dropkick. he can take out four guys xD

[hoppers001]

yet they still compare picard or any other captain to Kirk when they all lack serious kick butt moves. :)

[goddarddrumrEB]

I never liked picard

he was too good

[hoppers001]

Sisko, Archer, Janeway, or Picard. They should all scrub plasma conduits on kirk's ship. ^^

[goddarddrumrEB]

no doubt. Now we're going to aggravate all the TNG fans on here xD

[hoppers001]

LOL TNG fans. I only get worried about ticking off the voyager fans.

[Grykus7]

What about the Enterprise haters?

I'll roll with any Trek series that doesn't have Archer in command of The Enterprise.

[hoppers001]

oh god archer. He tried to be like all the captains mixed in one. That was archer's problem.

[Grykus7]

Except he only had one facial expression.

[hoppers001]

LOL yeah he sure didn't have any emotions, was he vulcan?

[Grykus7]

Even T'Pol had more emotions than him.

[hoppers001]

I liked t'pol. It would be awesome if she were kirk's first officer. Wink Wink

[Grykus7]

Precisely the reason she wasn't. :P

[hoppers001]

LOL. You're right no female first officer would be safe from kirk.

[BaconSnot]

Which captain was gay?

[hoppers001]

Kirk is undisputed champ of starfleet fighting.

[theriss13]

wow, that was bloody hilarious! :P

[hanoc101]

Kirk is the first MMA fighter.

[chrisandsyd]

Ahahaha, nice piece of editing here. Laughed so hard!

[wrath231]

Yup , Kirk 'n Crew have been in some nice scraps

[samesque]

Yeah -- those people are wankers.

TOS is supreme!

[threemillionrivets]

BAD. ASS.

And to think some people don't think TOS is cool xD

[socksy]

David, what the flip?