The Great Monkey Stare Off - The Transfer Ep. 2

[FamilyFirstJ]

lmao...so this would have a great comment, but its hard to type with this damn sassmass standing over my shoulder

[BadLuck130]

DAMN IT. You're nonsense made me phlamp myself in the face!

[nyxsushi]

i will never forget my panties at your house 0.o

[animewolf16]

You don't wind up like that; you're gonna phlamp yourself!

[5TiC5TaC]

Damn where can I get some of that eternity Juice

[WileyCoyote69]

Man, there's sumthin' wrong with the current YouTube when the likes of Sad Bunny Is Sad only gets a video a few thousand views!

[TheReceptionist]

@WileyCoyote69 That makes Sad Bunny extra sad.

[JenJensthename]

3:01 best face ever

[JenJensthename]

i live in ur mouth

[AdamsUniverse]

I once got so drunk on blue moon juice I phlamped myself in an ackbar fight.

[kookerama]

*holds hand and hits in face* "Stop phlamping yourself! Stop phlamping yourself!"

[TheSecondR]

I was debating with this guy and I was gonna hit him in the face buy he held up a mirror so in a strange way I phlamped myself...

[seanotube85]

I quietly phlamp in my room late at night because it's against my family's religion.

[abbybear10]

I like to phlamp in odd places, take pictures of it, and put them on facebook

[Kursern]

I tried to punch the blocks out of the ground in Minecraft, but ended up phlamping myself off of a cliff and died.

I should've drank the eternity juice.

[LesIsMoreFilms]

youre just going to end up phlamping yourself with that eternity juice

[qcdon30]

I absolutely Love you in every way a man could love another man! ..... My BF may want to beat you up from the jealousy for sure. He will try to hit you, but Phlamp himself on his chin instead , knocking himself out, thus saving you from a pulverizing and deadly beating. You are such the lucky man!

[xkeearax]

Teach me how to phlamp t-t-teach me how to phlamp

[ElineRockchick]

I hope Shannon doesn't watch these... Or it would get really awkward.

[fskfhg]

My brother is bullying me, he say " Why dont you stop plamping yourself? Why dont you stop plamping yourself? Why dont you stop plamping yourself? ".... whatta dick

[silentshadow991]

And so, the Canadian and the Sasmass became the best of couples, until the Sasmass Phlamped himself- ITself during an epic battle over the Canadian, with a sad bunny. Then the bunny felt sad so he killed himself.

[hollykay87]

Why don't you go phlamp yourself!

[ikilledgodot]

I wish I could come to your screening tonight, but alas my friends and I rented a car to go see Weezer and Flaming Lips play together on the same stage at the same time in NJ...yeah I know we are such losers, we'll probably drink too much int he parking lot, get in a fight and phlamp ourselves so hard we miss the show...

[MyMusicisColor]

@ikilledgodot

Flaming Lips are win.

[DrawingForFunTV]

FUCK! looks like i lost. D:< DAMN YOU GIRAFFE!

[PeaceChic3]

Whichever way I view it I cant help but think you've stolen my drink, you bastard.I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!

[eeveesnoopy]

and, i can't stop looking at that picture behind your head; this might become an obsession.

[eeveesnoopy]

Oh, I've phlamped myself so many times already. I just decided to give up on trying to punch others and became a pacifist.

[Artsyperv26]

When Steve tried to punch Joe for his dirty Mom jokes, he phlamped himself.

[imThatPerfectGuy]

alright so i was wondering if you could pick any 5 robots from anything to be in a gang with you which 5 would you choose? and if possible your gangs name.... the spot light is on you Good Sir Travis

[brookecn6]

i went to punch my brother... then i ended up phlamping myself :(

[TammyFlores1]

I did not Phlamp myself... it was just a graze because I knew you would say that :)

[dragonwizerd]

I fell in love with the construction paper stuff from the contest, where'd all that go?

[ericdeben]

Aiming for his imaginary friend, Tyler, Tyler phlamped and created the revolutionary Fight Club.

[Joeyisthemaster4]

Hey Travis, i heard your theme song during a Reed's Jewelers commercial in New York, did you make that song or did you get it from some where?

[XanderCFrost]

...The fact that I was not surprised at you creeper status was more weird than you actually being a creeper.... you make a great creeper. :)

[mkgtweety]

@receptionist ur welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!

love and lippy,

mkgtweety

[BreakingJon]

Travis, thank you for the updates/skits I loved the sad bunny bit!

[skittelzgirl]

I once tried to punch someone and phlamped myself and the guy behind me..

[BrewsterIsAWinner]

Tommy in need of some money to buy the next By George, Zombies! comic he had recently became addicted to phlamped himself in an attempt to dislodge a tooth for the tooth fairy.

[BrewsterIsAWinner]

Oh no, a dentist's nightmare video.

Also, your hold music sign made me think about hold music. Why is it hold music? It should be Hold Story Time so when you are placed on hold an epic storyteller begins to tell you a story. You'll be so entranced by the story you'll be angry at the call center for taking you off hold. I think people could get into it.

[BrewsterIsAWinner]

@BrewsterIsAWinner This comment is obviously heavily influenced by the sad bunny is sad video. :-)

[lyssy15]

i miss the live everyday blogs. i like your everyday banter and personality. this feels ...forced... idk

[BritFilmLover3]

"He was hardly a Master of Combat; once he even failed to Phlamp himself"

[TheReceptionist]

@BritFilmLover3 What a sad warrior.

[pyromaniakgirl]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

A phlamp a day is the associated sponsor of Stranger Pops!

[TheReceptionist]

@pyromaniakgirl Ha! Yes.

[pyromaniakgirl]

Hey...hey I KNOW YOU! We went to sleep-away camp! You know, you were the camp sasmass, and go behind the shower duct and phlamp away before the sad bunny got a piece of that...

I watched from afar

[TheReceptionist]

@pyromaniakgirl Right....I hated you for that.

[sebthehuman]

Sometimes, i phlamp my self on purpose. Is that wierd?

[TheReceptionist]

@sebthehuman Nope...not at all....freak.

[xZaidCrazyx]

I cracked up laughing when i saw the Eternity Juice. Oh Travis if anyone deserves to live forever its you.

[TheReceptionist]

@xZaidCrazyx I'll take it!

[froman46992]

i love sad bunny

[TheReceptionist]

@froman46992 He's the saddest.

[blackkjackk13]

@TheReceptionist true. I just eat them all the time

[kdidley]

If I was trying to punch my blankets instead of trying to pull them up in bed then I would have phlamped myself many times.

[TheReceptionist]

@kdidley Sometimes a pull up can cause a phlamp.

[MrsMogsey]

Stranger Pops- huh...seems legit...yes please!

[TheReceptionist]

@MrsMogsey Get you some.

[blackkjackk13]

Stranger Pops, also. But I'm more proud of Stalker Pops.

[TheReceptionist]

@blackkjackk13 That's a whole different brand for sure.

[blackkjackk13]

I am the proud inventor of Stalker Pops. I find them useful when luring children into my van- I mean, when making children smile! ...that still sounds creepy. I just can't win, can I?

[TheReceptionist]

@blackkjackk13 Wouldn't stalker pops be more appropriate to eat while looking through someone's window with binoculars.

[MsGrunz]

I so saw the Eternity Juice thing coming :D

Wish I could go to see the Dead inside :(

Will any of your feature films ever be available in Europe?

[TheReceptionist]

@MsGrunz We sure as hell hope so!

[Colygirly]

Once again I love you Travis!!!! ;) After a questionable stare-off win my sassmass of a friend challenged me to a fist fight. I drew my fist back and got ready to hear his blood curdling scream, when I realized it was me who was screaming, and that I had just phlamped myself in the face! Winning

[TheReceptionist]

@Colygirly Blood curdling is the best and only kind of scream.

[leetcat]

I would just like to say that you are not overusing colorful transitions at all. No, really.

^^

[TheReceptionist]

@leetcat Well good. 

[carlyluvscheering]

You remind me so much of my brother. Except, one time he made me mad and I tried ounching him, but I phlamped instead....

[TheReceptionist]

@carlyluvscheering They say you try to hurt the ones you love.

[n4thank0t]

I phlamp, you phlamp; he, she, me phlamp. phlamping. phlampology, the study of phlamp! Its first grade Spongebob!

[TheReceptionist]

@n4thank0t Teaching kids new words is important.

[hk47xhk47x]

Travis, are you going to release a soundtrack for The Dead Inside? Already from the trailer i can tell id want one!

[TheReceptionist]

@hk47xhk47x Yes we will....around the release of the film. 

[Illuminatta]

If I can get into the city to see your film on Thursday, I know I will be so excited that I will have an uncontrollably PHLAMP! And if you want, I will wait and do it for you. In person. No, I'm not a creepy stalker fan. Not at all. I'm a PRODUCER, godamm it! Not a stalker! um. yeah.

[TheReceptionist]

@Illuminatta Awesome! Hope you can make it. Should be a lovely time.....sans phlamping of course.

[imThatPerfectGuy]

wow i actually made it into the comment section into the video for sassmass..... tis a great feeling thank you very much Travis... off to work to the Hall of Fame

[TheReceptionist]

@imThatPerfectGuy Welll......you ARE perfect...so yeah.

[imThatPerfectGuy]

@TheReceptionist well spoken good sir well spoken

[imThatPerfectGuy]

Once on a camping trip we ran into a Sassmass.... we made fun it to the point that the sassmass wanted to fight and phlamped himself...then we burned it at the stake

[TheReceptionist]

@imThatPerfectGuy ......was it also a witch?

[imThatPerfectGuy]

@TheReceptionist we plead the fifth

[noswonky]

One phlamp is an accident, two is careless, three a disorder.

[TheReceptionist]

@noswonky Well stated.

[blightproductions]

Great work man, I will do my best to swing by the theater, I would love to see the film, meet you and maybe chat about the epic future of web video madness.

[TheReceptionist]

@blightproductions Hope to see you there!

[cArnzke]

I hope those panties were clean!

[TheReceptionist]

@cArnzke What fun would that be?

[boredommademedoit]

Even though Justin Bieber tried with all his might, he was unable to hit puberty and ended up phlamping himself in the face.

[TheReceptionist]

@boredommademedoit What was he trying to punch?

[onyxman8]

How dare you take Shaycarl's name in vain!! You damn panty sniffin, eternity juice swillin, monkey masher!!!!!!!!! And could you please pass the panties?

[TheReceptionist]

@onyxman8 Shay likes panty parties...what can I say. You'll have to ask VanAwesome if I can share.

[Yessoan]

I miss all the stuff you did in your flog's. Bring em back please?

Love the show otherwise.

[TheReceptionist]

@Yessoan FLOGS are dead. Let them rest. They had a hard life.

[EmmaInCandyland]

I phlamped a monkey camp :x

[TheReceptionist]

@EmmaInCandyland That sentence makes zero sense....but I like it.

[EmmaInCandyland]

@TheReceptionist Yes I know, It's because you transfered me your randomness, can't help it :')

[TheImmenseFence]

DrawingforfunTV got what he deserved ;)

[TheReceptionist]

@TheImmenseFence Giraffe pummel!

[Tabitha1Shia2Kate3]

I like nr. 3 with the cat ö :D

[TheReceptionist]

@Tabitha1Shia2Kate3 .........yes.

[jadeemu]

at 7:43 it says festical not festival...I think it's a typo unless its some sick Manhattan porno

[TheReceptionist]

@jadeemu Typo...for sure.

[AlexGrim]

Yep, intelligent content still exists on Youtube. I'm sure if you had emo hair, parodied big current media and shaved you'd be way more popular. But I think I'd stop watching then.

Alien vs BladeRunner? BladeRunner is visually stimulating, especially for it's release date. Great cast too, but I like Alien's story a touch better. Tom Skerritt's death was good & suspenseful. It's close, Alien has a horror/suspense factor and BladeRunner has a great setting with a nice cast & plot.

[TheReceptionist]

@AlexGrim It's no easy choice...but then the good stuff in life never is.

[musiccat13]

While feeding the great harbor seal, Hubert, Finnigan felt slightly hesitant. This was mainly because of Hubert's notorious reputation of biting the limbs off of those he loved...and Hubert really, really loved Finnigan. So, as Finnigan resumed his throwing of hiking boots and ginger snaps (Hubert's favorites) to the gigantic sea-born mammal, he became quite frightened and stopped mid-throw, ultimately giving himself the phlamp of a lifetime, directly in the kisser. Hubert was sad...he really w

[TheReceptionist]

@musiccat13 This sentence is pure gold.

[applejackpoop]

this made me laugh

[TheReceptionist]

@applejackpoop Good!

[DrBipolarPHD]

I love how these new vids show off how truly crazy and amazing you are. I am finding myself looking forward to the transfer as much as I used to look forward to the T-Minus videos

[TheReceptionist]

@DrBipolarPHD Good. They are a fraction of the stress T-Minus was! And yes, I am able to explore more of the fun this way.

[CassG08]

I phlamped myself in the face at work the other day. True story :(

[TheReceptionist]

@CassG08 It's always sad when the stories are true. 

[TheReceptionist]

@CassG08 It's always sad when the stories are true.

[CassG08]

I WANT THE DEAD INSIDE ON DVD.

I also want to be on the phone :P lolz

[TheReceptionist]

@CassG08 Hopefully soooon.

[blackkjackk13]

After I got cut by a bowling ball, I attempted to punch the hair gnomes that caused me this pain and accidentally phlamped myself. I phlamped myself so hard I fell into a coma but woke up just in time for the Receptionists next video.

[TheReceptionist]

@blackkjackk13 Whew! I was worried for a second.

[misstaramcmahon]

lol i had to pause the video after the eternity juice just so i could stop a lol for a good couple of minutes.

[TheReceptionist]

@misstaramcmahon There's nothing funny about living forever.

[illutionist02]

how are you still a receptionist. but its a nice spin off. i missed the receptionist...videos. i'm sure the job sucked

[TheReceptionist]

@illutionist02 I'm now just the character The Receptionist. Thank God it's no longer real!

[illutionist02]

@TheReceptionist idk it has to have been better than restraunt work

[obliteratexme]

With your mom lying spread eagle before me, I drew my fist back to pummel her with sexy time, and accidentally phlamped myself.

/lame.

In other new: Travis's hair looks adorable like that.

[TheReceptionist]

@obliteratexme Hmmm...put awful images of my mom in my head and then compliment my hair. I see your tactic there.

[obliteratexme]

@TheReceptionist I torture you because it means I love you.

[cooksterz]

One of these days Alice, Phlamp, right in my own kisser!

[TheReceptionist]

@cooksterz HA! Great twist. 

[RamaduRyu]

i will phlamp that fucker one way or another muwahahahahahahaha ^^

[TheReceptionist]

@RamaduRyu So....you'll hit yourself one way or another?

[RamaduRyu]

lol that is funny

[TheReceptionist]

@RamaduRyu COol

[RamaduRyu]

@TheReceptionist you know i'm going to burn a barbie and i think it will be fun hope you will like it when i'm do getting it done and i love horror films

[PoopinaboXProducts]

i tried to phlamp my parakeet but i ended up phlamping myself

[TheReceptionist]

@PoopinaboXProducts Hmmm....that kinda sorta doesn't work...but any sentence utilizing a parakeet wins in my book..

[PoopinaboXProducts]

@TheReceptionist thanks ill tell my parakeet boom u sayd that

[ChristyABell]

Hey I was trying to call the transfer the other day...what's the number again?

I wanna be in an episode :D I still owe my life to you for giving me shoutouts

and making me scared of penis chopping pennies...

AND I phlamp myself every night Travis. But you already know this ;)

[TheReceptionist]

@ChristyABell Intentional phlamping?

[NewRomantics94]

Where did you get those awesome little plastic animals?

[TheReceptionist]

@NewRomantics94 A restaurant I go to serves them with drinks.

[LifeLostSoul]

There is something about this that feels awkward, but in a good way. More like a slight bit of discomfort. It also feels kind of like i'm should be on some type of drug or something watching it.... not that i would know anything about that. I love it!!! I love the fact some of these parts were parts the flogs.

[TheReceptionist]

@LifeLostSoul I took a little from the Flogs and built it up all new.

[favoritedeadpeople]

How will it get rid of all the assholes? (description)

And your cat is super cute...I'm jealous.

[TheReceptionist]

@favoritedeadpeople Woo hoo! Someone who read to the bottom. I guess you'll have to wait and see.

[ThatsMrBlockToU]

I phlamped myself after reaching into my panty drawer and finding a dead bunny.

[TheReceptionist]

@ThatsMrBlockToU Silly, dead bunnies belong in the dead cute animal drawer.

[16candles]

i love your face! only cause you just phlamped yourself! hehe

[TheReceptionist]

@16candles BOO YA!

[patriotsfan11]

It's my birthday and I will phlamp if I want to

[TheReceptionist]

@patriotsfan11 Sing it!

[mslaurent0901]

This fucking Thursday? As in this FUCKING Thursday? Need to find a way out of dog sitting! Do you have any plans to make another movie and be in New York again in the next few years?

[TheReceptionist]

@mslaurent0901 Ha...well sure. I have many plans to make many movies and screen them in New York. So yes.

[vanawesome]

Hey what the... Dude. I thought I could trust you! Next time I lose my panties I'm gonna face time you instead of calling.

[TheReceptionist]

@vanawesome With a face like this time doesn't even exist.

[robohobokittykiller2]

I'm so clumsy, every time I try to punch someone I end of phlamping myself.

[TheReceptionist]

@robohobokittykiller2 Your screen name is awesome.

[NewRomantics94]

I just phlamped myself after watching you do it. It felt good.

[TheReceptionist]

@NewRomantics94 As long as you got something out of it.

[YesitsKendra]

Has Smosh taken over "Tons of Fun" or do you still film it? Very funny, by the way.

[TheReceptionist]

@YesitsKendra I do it all. They just host it on their site.

[heathernichole125]

I feel like I've been watching you for an eternity... You deserve soo many more subscribers!

[TheReceptionist]

@heathernichole125 Well, here's to hoping this new wave of creativity will deliver them!

[mkgtweety]

YEA!!!!!!!!!!

love and lippy,

mkgtweety

[TheReceptionist]

@mkgtweety Lippy and love. 

[Fromm2020]

I damn near phlamped myself on the chin after the dismount from pleasuring myself to your sasmass-like physique. Gotta be careful of that backdraw on the "big bucks no whammies". You may consider this my official application for employment.

[TheReceptionist]

@Fromm2020 Oh....am I hiring? :)

[Fromm2020]

@TheReceptionist I just cant imagine greater employer, hoping that my comment would open a position via the power of suggestion lol.

[lightanddarklove]

sadly I thought the showing was on friday, and I can't go on thursday :(

[TheReceptionist]

@lightanddarklove Sucks. You shall be missed.

[lightanddarklove]

@TheReceptionist I hope some people can still make it and you guys still have fun, but if no one shows, its probably because it was on a Thursday.

I hope you come back to NY some day and have a gathering/ showing of some sort (unless I move before then, in which case I hope you have a gathering/ showing of some sort there).

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Not only is Vanawesome one of the funniest men on youtube, but he is also magma levels of hot.

So. Gah-dayum. Hot.