Ask A Ninja - Question 73 "Major Ninja"

[wlman303]

Secret Circumcising ones! OH DEAR GOD!

[AwsomeO10000]

Naruto ninja clones behind him?

[shadicon91]

LOL! Is it sad that I found myself dancing to that?

[GetPerspective]

lyrics please ! :D

[SilverSkull3434]

3:38 ... lucky prick... i only get to look forward to the sword stabby ones

[iceypopsicle]

I don't like the circumsizing ones at 2:40

[MrMittensKillsUsAll]

...i want lyrics

[Andresito91123]

He clearly loves to sing!

[Shadowbangg]

I'm so ninja I'm already on another page before i posted this.

[MotteSmash]

And OF COURSE the pirate killing ones!

[Airstrip19]

Gilbert and Shuriken.

[lordettecursedwolfy]

Being nocturnal is fun :)

[MinoruIV]

I request the lyrics to the song! >:O

[troutmanbostick]

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[swforshort]

@troutmanbostick who said he sleeps

[spidyba]

Pirates of Penzance  love it:)

[NinjaMinkzx]

@spidyba No... Ninjas of Nindeath

[Dymose]

well, Pirates of Panzance references up the wazoo. i can even point anyone who wants to know to the song that this is based off of.

and by-the-by, Mr. ninja, most entertaining.

the song i mentioned is "i am the very model of a Modern Major General", by Gilbert and Sullivan.

[StandardVideoTech]

Justin Beieber is a ninja

[TheClockworkOrigin]

@StandardVideoTech How? Ninjas are awesome creatures who can do anything in the universe, including sing incredibly catchy songs. Justin Bieber can't even sing a song.

[StandardVideoTech]

@StandardVideoTech Wait a second. When did I post THIS comment. My comments never have spelling mistakes because i check them TWICE!

[Overture2152]

@StandardVideoTech no...just...no...

[UcantResistClicking0]

@StandardVideoTech: Isn't* GOT IT!

[lilmermer10]

the rock thing he did at the end reminded me of this \m/ it makes the rock sign teehee thums up it your a metalhead or just like rock

[TheDCD1]

Secret circumcizing ones?!  :/

[Edgtheow]

I think there is a big possibility that this guy gets really high before he comes up with those ideas.

[TheHatterJack]

Well... they never made a ninjas of nantucket musical... although........

Also... kickassery is a word... and rhymes with badassery, which is the default descriptor for all things ninja

[Greenstorm33]

How can you parody a song from PIRATES of Penzance??!!!

[arghtonyrgoth]

KICKASSERY is a real word! you can look it up in the didinctionary :D hilarious XD

[walgav7]

This is the best song in the history of forever. Also, a Ninja killed me :(

[bruin501]

HAT THE HELL ARE THEY SAYING?!?!?!?!?

the sadsgugsaftwdgysdgftwfdefdeadl­yfsgsfahskillingfajatwfvxpoiso­nhasdj ones!

[ChaosChao83]

So many ninjas. I wonder which one will kill me first... XD

[fReDfRinGe]

i wish i had the lyrics to this!

[bluekittysk8er]

loves the veggie tales reference!!! that is like the best ever!!!!

[THEDEMONICPACZILLA]

I ALREADY MEET THE SERCUMSIZING ONE :(

[thatguyavcam]

what i wanna know is when did the pirate vs ninja fued start?

[RenegadeSorrowCBP]

Mad cane skills.

[bucktoofus]

this video has win tattoo'd all over it with invisible ink...

[BIB16bear]

anyone got the lyrics?? XD

[GriffinBing]

de-pantsing ones? XD

[ultraepicman]

kick-assery. epic win

[SuperOreo91]

My favorite Episode yet! (aside from the original Omnibus)

[serpentblood1]

Secret circumcising ones! LMAO!!! Lancing and depantsing ones! FREAKING EPIC.

[only4fuzzy1]

thumbs up for anybody who is able to completely replicate this entire song with know mess ups :)

[titans091052]

@only4fuzzy1 stop whoring for thumbs up

[only4fuzzy1]

@titans091052 stop hating it's an unhealthy lifestyle...

[only4fuzzy1]

@titans091052 and besides, i'm not telling people to give me thumbs up...i was saying i would give somebody a thumbs up if they could replicate it....

[RenegadeSorrowCBP]

@only4fuzzy1 Thumbs down for people who can't spell.

[only4fuzzy1]

@RenegadeSorrowCBP lol, definitely...i want to see if somebody can actually do it :D

[AldosSnow]

ninja shoulda been training not watching the animaniacs lol

[megadan429]

@AldosSnow i laughed so hard

[cripin2021]

Dear Ninja,

I think I saw your face through your mask. Does that mean you're coming to kill me soon?

-Cody

[Fargosis16]

he frogot internet video ones

[Fireside19B]

@Fargosis16 2:52 close enough

[GriffinBing]

@Fargosis16 those are the webernet ones he mentioned

[stingernitro]

hehe this was funny.

[Kiyoptical1155]

Why all the Pirate Hate? What did a pirate ever do to you?

[lizbethk1]

@Kiyoptical1155 they annoyed a ninja.

[hawkeye93ify1]

It goes with the song

[bigbballplayer1]

what about rapey ones.

[zombiesrcuming4u]

Kamma FTW.

[zombiesrcuming4u]

@zombiesrcuming4u Whoops 2 m's

KAMA FTW

[megastagbeetle]

lol the beggining is hilarous with the song XD

[Infestsession]

kick-assery!! 

[glitteraddict44]

Oh crap, what ryhmes with cartwheeling ones!?

[barbaro267]

lol modern major general!

[EaObUiCe]

"but he'll be missing a few fingers if he keeps messing with me"

[blondyboy88]

why can i see your face through this mask and not others are ninjas fast do they have to stay in shape what kind of workouts do they do do u only respond to questions on your website

[idragonXV]

i found the dekingiary

[1lasthope1we]

@idragonXV me too.. HIGH FIVE :D 

[uniforchrist]

ninjas vs pirates= ninjas p3wd

[dorgrim]

@callCindy23  FUCKING SPELLING, HOW DOES THAT WORK?!?!?!

[radar1020]

@callCindy23 Um.. lolwhut?

[mearna]

Minjas are the best.

[sCon3d]

Oh god, secret circumcising ones O.O

[PHthaKING]

do Chuck Norris is a ninja ???

[pftsnk]

1. kickassery

How much ass something kicks, the magnitude of a person object or situation's kickass

"The kickassery of chuck norris outweighs that of even ten highly trained ninjas"

[atHuecoMundo4ever]

@pftsnk I agree :3

[ShaDDowDraGGonST]

and ofcorse the pirate killing ones!

[JackKnifeAlpha]

I love the cane-wielding ninjas.

[cliarfuin]

hey, have you got the list written down?

[VilaStar]

hahah this made my day!!!! You need to put out a CD!!!!

[dantaliansaint]

dude this is by far the funniest video by far.

[MabinogiVlog]

Did i hear nigger and nazi in one of the songs?

[dudeipwnedU10minsago]

Best song ever.

[wafflecakepans]

circumcising ones XD

[wafflecakepans]

Catching breath is for the weak.

[theilanab]

oh my god pirates of penzance meets ask a ninja. i'm in love.

[rodiddy2]

lol de pantsing ones. hilarious

[Twargan]

does this song officially label Chuck Norris a ninja?

[how2ninja4dummies]

@Twargan no. Chuck Norris is not a ninja.

[aceleft4dead]

oh yes he is

[rockin411]

how do u do those effectz? the one with all those people and the backroundz thx

[geometrololi]

do you call it a katana or sword?

[Turbolimejuice]

Katanas are a type of Samurai sword.

[shadowburninggundam]

@Turbolimejuice i tthought they were just long swords and lighter than the normal 1s and idk why but katana makes the sword sound like a light and long sword

[JDBW]

kick assery!!!

[N8420N8]

is there any ninja pirates?

ninjirates?

-nate

[SpaceAndrew]

He has the coolest voice ever.

[DeathByMurdero0o]

do all ninjas have friends? - aLex

[DeathByMurdero0o]

what is ninja sex like?

[PyroInTheFace21]

What is Ninja sex like?

[monkeynutsx3]

now that is a question i would like to know the answer to lol

[wubbyster92]

i think pirates are like the complete opposite of ninjas, maybe thats why they fight?

[rayflyhigh]

why are pirates enemys of ninjas? are they even from the same time zone????

[CrazytheUndertaker]

cause its a myth

[skateguy18]

ninjas have been there since the beginning of time lol

[titans091052]

@rayflyhigh you mean time period?

[bloosponge5291]

Can you post the lyrics to this? :D

[Tiggerlen]

The pirate killing ones are the best of them all =]

[azile0]

Neo neo neo NINJA KNIGHT.

[Chubnub47]

And the secreat circumcising ones

And ninjas can definetly beat drucken sailors

[DrQuijano]

Pirate killing ninjas? Ninjas can't kill pirates.

[TheMusiclover67]

what kind of nail polish do ninjas wear

[capcom1116]

That sounded like the element song.

[osoqiktsi]

standy-up and hunchie ones!

[fddispatchny]

the musical is by gilbert and sullivan, it's titled "the pirates of Penzance"

[fardeadok]

IDIOT

[Killbot20]

you know billy mays is a ninja, he didnt really die he just meditated into another universe

[lizbethk1]

"And of course the pirate-killing ones!"

Best part i could comprehend.

[filmfan2690]

Awesome song!!!

(although it kinda proves that pirate rule... the song is from a pirate musical!!!)

Let the thumbs down come...

[WesVersion2]

i think he has a mustache, look close, you can kind of see it thru the mask

[Shetyre]

can ninjas Fly ?

[JDBW]

yes

[Shankyeblud]

ROOOOOCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

[unterice]

but it is lol

[unterice]

you missed the girl ninjas and what they can do

[aaa2sing]

last one made my day :)

[DeMeNtEd1408]

Ninjas > Pirates

[Zemtex2451]

@DeMeNtEd1408 I agree with the Ninja over pirates but what would be awesome is a ninja pirate :O

[ZolinSith]

lol wow

[TeReNo223]

god i hate his voice....

[yuttivon]

you can stop watching at any time without ever needing to comment. or just dont watch.. and still not bother to comment

[PeanutButterZombie00]

Would you hate it less if you had no ears? 'Cause I can make that happen, if you want.

Nah, I'm playing. You're great.......

[albertotensai]

Then why do you see these videos? Ass

[theunpublished]

Kickassery.

[Renkay141]

2:47 LOL indeed I dont wanna get THAT cut off

[Samathor]

what about white ninjas?

[DennisFors]

Twinjas \m/

[DragonGod1012]

Minjas ftw :D

[Neshium]

3:04 Why would you show yourself?! xD

[yuttivon]

he didnt ;-P

[theshadowcult]

I am the very model of a modern Major General... Err Ninja...

[mooitz]

The pirate-killing ones.

[xxrookyxx]

so obviously ninjas rock pirates! finally an end to the epic question of the mysteries of life...Pirates or Ninjas

[deallis1]

Apparently ninjas love cs3 and musicals, lol. LOVE YOU 0.o''

[whatdoiput4myname]

omg that was awesome

[chance1555]

circumsising one?!!?

[llamaempress]

The pirate killing ninja is my favorite ;D

[DesolatedMind]

AWESOME!!! :D

[silvatine]

I one of one of those geeks is him...

[reyoko1]

i think its teh one on the left!!! same eyes, facial structure, nose!!!

NICE CATCH!!!

finally know what the ninja looks like lOL

[midknightbluez]

The one on the left is the one from the earlier episodes... I would imagine.

[idesofmars]

ROFL the cane swinging is hilarious

[ecbfilms001]

i love the left one at 1:08

[radar77377]

AHHHHHH! EDITING!!

[Nubtamer]

Secret circumcising ones. Awesome.

[EnhancedNightmare]

Circumstancing ninjas!? Now I wont sleep tonight! Though thanks for the pirate killing ninjas.

[soisoi88]

im sure there are many others he didn't mention...

[Spintown7]

There are ninjas that have not met a pirate before, and there are dead ninjas.

[AdroitFilms]

This is what happens when you make 30 ninja episodes in a row

hahahahaha

like it tho :]

[soisoi88]

yea any reason for all of them? is this ninja day?

[kiminokami]

If this were ninja day, you wouldn't know about it, but it would still kill you.

[ultimate24ultima]

omg i love you for saying that.

[1m2a3t4t5]

you should sell dvds of ask a ninja

volumes after volumes of them

id buy all of them!!!!!!

[HahnBB]

@1m2a3t4t5 he already sells them on his Homepage

[randomkid756]

Burning ninjas?

[agb424242]

Who knew poking ninjas existed?

[getinmabelly]

:O at 3:03, is that what ask a ninja looks like?!?!?

[MrOddballproductions]

best evar!

[REMsleeper428]

Secret circumsizing ones?! Oh, man.

[REMsleeper428]

OMG! A MUSICAL!