If I'm ever around monkeys I'm going to remember to feed them batteries, or maybe just bottles of sulfuric acid. God damn I bet so much hilarity would ensue. Excellent video!
@mrKYAO1, testicular cancer is not rare at all. Seriously. That's why most men get checked once a year.
It makes them turn bright purple, then one at a time almost overnight for the first one, they will turn bright red and then black with pink blotches. The second one goes slower. The only way to get rid of it is to have them removed, preferably before the black stage. If you wait too long, they explode, one by one. Very messy.
@dramaboyz2007 fuck you stupid little boy... go to hell if you hate animals... fukin mama boy go to your home and play playmobil i hope that you get a monkey bang once in your life...
Dude...the funniest thing would be if he was vidding it and the dude behind come up and pelts the shit out of him with like a bannanna or something omg I would have shat myself :D
Those are big - the reason is sperm competition amongst the others. They can have sex up to 100 times a day so they need to have enough each time to pass their genes. Gorrilas on the other hand have almost tiny balls.
Well, if girl monkeys have "microscopic" snatches then nobody has microscopic anything. His penis is as big as it needs to be, unless he was planning to pump large farm animal.
if they are indeed "microscopic" snatches why does he need his balls to be so gigantic!? is there some sort of terrible male to female ratio in the monkey nation???
All of the monkeys in this video are virgins :D
MusicMeansTechno 1 month ago
id love to see the mokey stupid enough to tell this one he didnt have the ballz to steal the guy's phone
thatoneguy572 1 month ago
Dude that was gorse XD
iliketacos106 2 months ago
This dude is strangely non-fussed about losing his phone.. I think I'd be a tad pissed off if a primate stole my phone and started eating it!
Cherrywoo77 2 months ago
If I'm ever around monkeys I'm going to remember to feed them batteries, or maybe just bottles of sulfuric acid. God damn I bet so much hilarity would ensue. Excellent video!
monkeyh8r 4 months ago
"Ha ha! Balls! I haz dem!"
blackpeter70 4 months ago
what i want to know is why exactly that monkey is trying to eat a phone battery
ardonin1 4 months ago
WTH ???? That monkey has h
ernia or something. This is absolutely not normal !
Blissty4 4 months ago
What would happen if you reached out and pinched his balls?
doobiesmoke15 4 months ago
makes me jealous :/
4dangler 4 months ago
Dude...Lithium batteries are extremely toxic. Don't let them eat it again.
XRayCam 5 months ago
I'm guessing all those batteries have had no effect on his body. T_T
1029Itachi 6 months ago
umongus
hollowman113 6 months ago
bigger than mine!
thevoltron19 6 months ago
nut punch
darknight19cjp 7 months ago
The monkey got cancer from the phone then its balls grew! haha!
BurrMan961 7 months ago
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In My country you have to have big dick to live my cousin had big balls but that didnt count
rogerdatlxl 7 months ago
this is what happens when you dont have enough sex.
MegaMouseSEC 8 months ago
That poor monkey eating battery acid! is it sill alive even?
zarkkia 8 months ago
Big Balls Monkey.
fran08082011 9 months ago
why the fuck am i searching balls
weirdrex227 10 months ago 20
@mrKYAO1, testicular cancer is not rare at all. Seriously. That's why most men get checked once a year.
It makes them turn bright purple, then one at a time almost overnight for the first one, they will turn bright red and then black with pink blotches. The second one goes slower. The only way to get rid of it is to have them removed, preferably before the black stage. If you wait too long, they explode, one by one. Very messy.
elsiebea 10 months ago
I wold hit that chimp right on the balls and stone cold stunner that bastard to ge my phone back.. got i hate monkeys..
dramaboyz2007 11 months ago
@dramaboyz2007 fuck you stupid little boy... go to hell if you hate animals... fukin mama boy go to your home and play playmobil i hope that you get a monkey bang once in your life...
taimike2 9 months ago
Lithium makes your balls grow!!!!lol
thebarry88 11 months ago 4
HOLLY TRUCK!!!
DemmonReconx 11 months ago
He eats Nokia battery, because he knows that "Nokia connecting people"(people and monkeys of course)
Yaroooo 11 months ago
y the fuck am i searching monkeys????
mrratyraty 1 year ago
He is eating battery acid. thats why his balls is so big :D
TheRadMutant 1 year ago 3
Now wonder his balls are this big they givving him batary as food!!
aiktai 1 year ago 2
WTF :()
piggyman223 1 year ago
whats he eating? HoLLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSE ........ Bars
lamborghinimonster33 1 year ago 3
that monkey had big balls stealing a guys phone.
audi3333 1 year ago 4
it can crack the battery open....u wan to take it back from him?
xm3ntos1 1 year ago
shame one these people giving him a battery.
chicksdigsme 1 year ago
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dodgers162003 1 year ago
@chicksdigsme
cant you read he stole the phone, shame on your teacher. Grow a pair
dodgers162003 1 year ago 3
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chicksdigsme 1 year ago
@dodgers162003 damn..chill dude i mean to say that they should take it away from him
chicksdigsme 1 year ago 2
Hehehe ....Big balls and small prick !!
ogamike 1 year ago
Wow i thought he was eating chocolate :p
slayerecale10123 1 year ago
HE IS EATING THE NOKIA BATTERY...
bittubutt 1 year ago
CHOOODE!!!!!
ARC21001 1 year ago
Dude...the funniest thing would be if he was vidding it and the dude behind come up and pelts the shit out of him with like a bannanna or something omg I would have shat myself :D
anthjaco 1 year ago
1 mor like her boobs are on top of her virgina and whats he eating
wolffe23 1 year ago
that shitbag is all balls.
crackawise 1 year ago
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badboi787 1 year ago
big balls little penis sucks for him hahah
jdblobster 1 year ago
lol big balls small cock :D
kubampower 1 year ago 19
@kubampower looks like a small vagina
MrClonetrooperdude 7 months ago
@kubampower hahahahaha xD
Cool0546533532 5 months ago
LIKE ME¡¡¡¡¡¡
LITTLEBASTARDFIERCE 1 year ago
funny
TrueVideoMaker 1 year ago
those look like mine. except my cock is bigger
19imbored 1 year ago
all ball no bat lol
InHisLight09 1 year ago 3
You're an amusing fellow, big balls monkey.
ArchRascal 1 year ago
get much closer itll have your camera too you butt monkey!
kathryn2348 1 year ago
Hey monkey, this ain't chocolate. BTW, Nokias taste better lol
madeinquebec 1 year ago
There goes 41 year old virgin for ya xD!
iidroopy 1 year ago
wow some monkys got a groth problem lol
whitewiccanwitch 1 year ago
but hes got the biggest BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!!
bigkierran 1 year ago
Looks like the balls on the door knocker for Scary movie 2
10deroni77 1 year ago
Don't laugh! This monkey have bigger balls than you...)))
GMmaxim 1 year ago
This monkey looks like it has that disease that the tribesmen have in Africa where the balls are HUGE. It's called GiantNutsack disease or something.
PhoToGo 1 year ago
It's like a hippity hop!
fshgjguhergbertyuihg 1 year ago
poor monkey
Houdye 1 year ago
AVGN: I'd rather suck big f**king monkey balls than play this piece of big-balled monkey poo-sh*t! XD
reaperman2010 1 year ago
wtf them some big azz monkey balls wow
bhadd7890 1 year ago
that's where Chuck Norris evoluated from!!
ymonkey333 1 year ago
xDDDD
tolishwk 1 year ago
I'm surprised it's not electrocuted.
HyperSonicXtreme 1 year ago
He's eating it. lol
TrenchcoatNinja3 1 year ago
Ewww y did i click on this?
TheIwishmaster89 1 year ago
it needs a giant wank
wotwhatw00t 1 year ago
Shock the monkey !
PupuTheClown 1 year ago
WTF
OuterStryke 1 year ago
where was tht
Etcyorz3t789 1 year ago
Fucking filthy dude. Seriously.
CaliforniaBoyAlex224 1 year ago
who da fuck be touching my monkey balls!
whocares0612 1 year ago
fuck that monkey, if he started rippen my phone apart i so woulda gave him a swift kick in his fucking balls lol
gorhko 1 year ago
next world wonder???
humptybon 1 year ago
Thats a fine pair of balls!!
Luciusthebeast 1 year ago 2
LMFAO!!!
Mw2RhinoVideos 1 year ago
his dick is hide into the balls you cant see the dick!!!
Kitsos95 1 year ago
big ass monkey balls lmao so fuckin funny but were's his dick???lol
x1cupcake1x 1 year ago
i wonder........it that randy marsh!
"hey guys i can bounce on my balls!"
supah1337B 1 year ago 29
@1bamfo
No shit. Since animals don't wear clothes, their penis isn't displayed all the time. It's kept in a sheath to protect it, like foreskin.
icelore 1 year ago
@icelore but why dont their balls do that?
CingoFett 1 year ago
Monkey is begging for a sack tap.
AnAutumnWind 1 year ago
can you say blue balls damn that monkey need to bust a nut
gwaltneyhotdogs 1 year ago
OH MY FUCK
achalter 1 year ago
grosse quille
kornilovfr 1 year ago
NHAH NHAH mine are BIGGER
jd16596 1 year ago
give a viagra
evdekisesegel 1 year ago
Strong Teeth too! I'd back the F*k up!
23HappyApples 1 year ago 2
jesus christ monkeyballs
jimmyshitbags 2 years ago
holy shiit!
sexylilthug032 2 years ago
mines bigger
M4A1DrumRollCompany 2 years ago
what ever u littel
crazychick441231 2 years ago
@M4A1DrumRollCompany
oh stfu, but if that's true you must have a serious disease, and in that case go see a doctor asap
GuMPx 2 years ago
i was kiddin get over it
M4A1DrumRollCompany 2 years ago
god damn look at those balls. I'm jelous now.
nikbookworm 2 years ago
that monkeys packing heat
redwingsrules13 2 years ago
That Obama sure has some big balls forcing us to pay for health care!
jdizzle1120 2 years ago
tupid monkey
joelfennimore85 2 years ago
whatadouche!
banloo29 2 years ago
AHAHHA. thats so funny. -.-
you fucking idiot he just ate your phone.
claps for you.
adxndbdfie 2 years ago
i think this is chocolate :)
TheChronix000 2 years ago
bet he has testicular cancer after eating that battery...
BTARWOOD23 2 years ago
hahahaha testicals
ILikeGirlsKissGirls1 2 years ago
thats not a phone... its a nokia phone's battery! :) funny tho
satbir 2 years ago
You guys haven't seen an Hamster's balls, (a gerbil's balls) then. My God...
truvelocity 2 years ago
he could sit on his balls and feel comfy! lol!
farjaz 2 years ago
ouch
ILikeGirlsKissGirls1 2 years ago
I wonder how much it'd hurt him if you kicked those things.
Carnage1235 2 years ago 51
What a great question.. there's only one way to find out.
theroachksu 2 years ago 3
LOL
dylpickle30 2 years ago
@Carnage1235 buddy u just made me crack up, that was good
kronicskater321 2 years ago 2
@Carnage1235 Hahahah Damn man You are so funny
go2hellable 1 year ago
@Carnage1235 LMFAO he would probably pass out from the pain of that shit!
YourDunn1 1 year ago
You gotta have big balls to chew on a phone.
blkthingblkthing 2 years ago 4
LOL WTF made them wanna film the monkey chewing on a phone and laugh at his balls?? HAHA!! balls..
Nobunaga95 2 years ago
Thats one big scrotum.
RoloLegend 2 years ago 2
damn big ass balls nigga (:
dolphins821 2 years ago 4
Those are big - the reason is sperm competition amongst the others. They can have sex up to 100 times a day so they need to have enough each time to pass their genes. Gorrilas on the other hand have almost tiny balls.
UrbaneGent 2 years ago 4
that monkey must be real proud
mrminidick 2 years ago 2
yes he has huge balls but i see no penis XD
creatorin12 2 years ago
HOLY BLACK ON A POPO! (your an idiot if you thnk that is a rascit joke)
Those balls are huge!
amartinez97 2 years ago
wat waz the cute mokey eating???
jacky9024 2 years ago
A Nokia phone battery D:
Kaboom214 2 years ago
cute.... not the balls
the monkey
loserlice 2 years ago
macacke is looking pretty mighty right now
christslayer666 2 years ago
Put some bengay in a squirt gun and soak his balls
sp4cepope 2 years ago
god damn thats nome nuts : 0
dustinbts 2 years ago
Interesting video. This is a macaque to me. I know long tailed macaques do have
large balls and are not endangered. But
this fellow is a champion.
tidurme 2 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahah!
WrestlerMan235 2 years ago
LOL THEY LOOK LIKE GARLIC CLOVES
husamjordan1990 2 years ago 26
@husamjordan1990 u put me off garlic
Etcyorz3t789 1 year ago
BOY! you don't need these!
kagome12374 2 years ago
they look like garlic cloves
Bumblepus 2 years ago
yo come on guys even humens can be born like. like yo that monkey cool. :)
samy3 2 years ago
thats not even a monkey its a ball creature with a monkey attatched to it.
hulkmam3 2 years ago 2
elephantitis WTF
hulkmam3 2 years ago 2
Who be touchin my monkeys BAWLS?!? Don't you touch my bawls you jive ass MONKEY!!
mrlijones89 2 years ago 4
Monkey + eating metal phone part = BALLS OF STEEL!!!!
blackwhimsy 2 years ago 7
Hail to the king monkey xDD
Rockdevilant 2 years ago
wtfO_O
sunny71150 2 years ago
what a delicious battery!
Cephalus01 2 years ago 3
that is messed up.....his nuts are as big as his head!
Shadowoftheday09 2 years ago
HOLLY BALLS! LMAO
GirlThatGames247 2 years ago
LMAO!!!! the little monkey needs support to hold those cajones up.
ChicagoBaller1990 2 years ago
lmao, what a horrible ball to weiner ratio!!!! lmao!
gogetta2121 2 years ago
DAMN, his nuts are as big as his feet lol.
RIPmyers 2 years ago
man! what a horrible ball to weiner ratio!!
brandon4822 2 years ago 6
Aww...someone give that little dude some nice supportive underpants!
tenderheart17 2 years ago
Why am I watching this?
SinisterAppleJuice 2 years ago 8
lol:ASD
mutzilnosoundl 2 years ago
Umm, huh? =P
SinisterAppleJuice 2 years ago
How can his balls be that big and have a microscopic penis at the same time? O.o lol
Jayman1337 2 years ago
Well, if girl monkeys have "microscopic" snatches then nobody has microscopic anything. His penis is as big as it needs to be, unless he was planning to pump large farm animal.
Piscivorus 2 years ago
if they are indeed "microscopic" snatches why does he need his balls to be so gigantic!? is there some sort of terrible male to female ratio in the monkey nation???
streaves 2 years ago
idk lol maybe so
Piscivorus 2 years ago
they are evolving xD
T00stoopid 2 years ago
mine bigger
thevideowatcher67 2 years ago
looks like my grandpa's sack
BenjaminKatzVideos 2 years ago 4
how would u no that
thevideowatcher67 2 years ago
those r some big'o monkey nuts
BLEEDTHOUBLOOD 2 years ago
LOL HUGE BALLS
TeddiGramz1001 2 years ago
hmm this seems absolutely normal....a BIG ball money chewing a phone battery....reeeeally normal
khearts888 2 years ago
Yo dude,you must have some kind of oral fixation with a question like that and it is'nt your thumb. Pussy is good, you aught to try it sometime.
KillerFlutejuice401 2 years ago
Looks like me,LOL.
KillerFlutejuice401 2 years ago
you look like a monkey with big balls and a small dick?
bigpapadragon 2 years ago 4
haha hi-la-ri-ous
bboy808 2 years ago
touche
greg2k995 2 years ago
lolololololololololololololololololooooo
FSCCLANSUCKS 3 years ago
omg he jumped 2 bombs on that campus so run wile you can!!!!!
HHHxcartmanx 3 years ago
suck it
yass088yass 3 years ago