The Coffee Song~The Arrogant Worms

[misslisa1895]

@PolarRook LOL so true

[DdizzykittyK]

i like the 12'th picture...

[PolarRook]

Welcome to Timmy's, can I take your order?

Yeah, i'll have a double double.

Timbits?

No, thank you.

That'll be $1.50

Here's a toonie.

I highly doubt anyone not Canadian would understand what I just wrote. XD

[jvidell]

@PolarRook You would be surprised how many Americans have spent a lot of time in Canada and know perfectly well what you meant.

[aurielMoon]

@PolarRook Perhaps, an explanation then?

[jethrodassam]

@PolarRook You weird people have your own language.

[Bieberbroadcast]

@PolarRook REP CANADA ! ♥

[RaphaelRavenwing]

@PolarRook Damn Canadianese.

[blackbite50]

i love this video!

[jjl666420666]

i like going into tim hortons and ask for a double double double.... it confuses them

[TheFunkyPoacher]

@jjl666420666 Maybe that's because asking for that is fucking retarded.

[jethrodassam]

@jjl666420666 It's not hard to confuse a Canuck.

[jjl666420666]

@jethrodassam just like an american.... they cannot create anything good ( Starbucks is a prime example of true american ggarbage) so they try to but out the conmpetition and try to take credit for OUR cshit.... there is a reason whjy america is under Canada..... America is shit compared to us

[jethrodassam]

@jjl666420666 Coming from a typical arrogant, ignorant Canuck.

[brokenbones199]

@jethrodassam stop posting your pointless crap.

You have no valid argument, you're just making an ass of yourself

[jethrodassam]

@brokenbones199 Another arrogant ignorant Canuck heard from.

[brokenbones199]

@jethrodassam replace 'canuck' with 'American' and you got yourself summed up in one sentence

Besides, no one likes America anyways

Besides themselves of course , but that's another story

[jethrodassam]

@brokenbones199 Just more ignorance to say you don't like 308,000,000 people.

[brokenbones199]

@jethrodassam World opinion of america is pretty damn low

Duh

[jethrodassam]

@brokenbones199 ...and nobody ever thinks of Canada at all.

[blackbite50]

@jethrodassam On my trip to China I wore an canadian flag stiched into my backpack and had several people recognize me as a Canadian.

[jethrodassam]

@blackbite50 Should they have recognized as Japanese? What are you talking about?

[blackbite50]

@jethrodassam I'm sorry but can you remind me what we were talkng about? I can't seem to find it.

[jethrodassam]

@blackbite50 It's right on this page. What do you mean you can't find it?

[blackbite50]

@jethrodassam nnevermind I found it. as well they could have thought I was european.

[jethrodassam]

@blackbite50  Do you sound like you're from a European country?

[blackbite50]

@jethrodassam No, but I doubt that a chinese villager can tell the difference between accents.

[jethrodassam]

@blackbite50 Oh, I know he could.

[blackbite50]

@jethrodassam How would you know that?

[MissterDubbyEx]

@jethrodassam Why are you still talking? No, seriously, you're making America look bad.

I truly feel sorry for you, though I suppose ignorance is bliss.

Are you trying to bully Canada? Because that doesn't work...

We'll just burn down your white house again.

[jethrodassam]

@MissterDubbyEx Oh, I'm just making fun of a country wannabe who worships coffee. It's not bad enough you also worship weed and beer. The British burned the White House. I just love those fairytale history books of yours. Burn your books, and start over again.

[PolarRook]

@jethrodassam Typical arrogant, ignorant Canuck? ...That deeply offends me, though it was not directed at me. Not to mention those are adjectives usually associated with our neighbours in the United States. Honestly, enough with all this hate on the internet. It's the INTERNET. Winning an argument here isn't exactly a feat worthy of mention on a résumé.

[jethrodassam]

@PolarRook Yes, it's been used to describe Americans in general, but Canadians are much more guilty of it. Many clueless pompous pricks.

[brokenbones199]

@jethrodassam LMAO clearly all those awful american pop songs have messed up your brain

Go drink your Starbucks

[jethrodassam]

@brokenbones199 What would a canuck know about music and coffee? The few canucks who really have a lot to offer leaves Canada to the U.S.

[TheKnownKnown]

one large double double please thank you

[CursedLuna]

@guillaumerox No...Just, no....Canadians are completely different than Americans. Americans are South America. Canadians are Canada. I won't even refer to us as North America. Reason for that is because as Canadians, we are far different from Americans in many ways.

[orky2003]

@CursedLuna hell yeah

[amazinggarrett1]

@CursedLuna Americans are... South America?

Yeah. Suuuure.

[traditionalsmith]

damn straight... just give me a freaking cup of coffee

[calebandstef]

Now all I need to kick start my day is a cup of coffee and this song.

[hurasane]

@guillaumerox lol its funny that most ppl think america is the u.s, its like a continent not a country

[golf11117]

TIM HORTON'S ROCKS

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

WOOT! Tim Horton's! Awesome place.

[TheBeatlesFan420]

@Chadgervais We hate Dunkin Donuts.

[AIVE42]

@TheBeatlesFan420 We don't hate it, it's just that there's too much sugar. Timmies Donuts and baked goods have things other than sugar for flavor.

[Chadgervais]

canadians dont deserve Dunkin Donuts.

[BlankSkullProduction]

@Chadgervais we don't need Dunkin donuts

[SazVlogs]

@Chadgervais Dunkin Donuts is sad. GO TIMMIES!

[brokenbones199]

americans don't deserve timmies

[FSXflyer12]

@brokenbones199 except for buffalo

[jethrodassam]

@brokenbones199 We have Timmies, you ignorant moron.

[brokenbones199]

@jethrodassam Can you read?

I never said you didn't have it, I clearly said you DON'T deserve our glorious Timmies

Stupid American

[jethrodassam]

@brokenbones199 It's an American owned company, you dopey Canuck.

[jjl666420666]

@jethrodassam NO you over-bearing arrogant Yankee,.... it is a Canadian company that cold have possibly been bought by you arrogant schmucks...... here is a question for your dumb ass..... why is it called IM HORTONS?

[brokenbones199]

@jethrodassam What makes you, an american, think he knows what a canadian company is all about. Timmies was founded here in Canada. The timmies founder regretted selling out to america

Timmies is no longer american 'owned' by Wendys. Their head office is in Ontario and they are now stand-alone.

Get off your high horse, dopey Yank

[VierdeLoscksmith]

@brokenbones199 We have them in Michigan. It's wonderful. 

[releitse88]

I am currently living in a rural town in South Korea and this is my theme song. Nowhere in South Korea can I find coffee that isn't instant and loaded with sugar! I miss my Timmies!!!

[theplushfatty01]

In Canada timmies is every where seriously it is so convenient

[Tuskin38]

Woooo!

[101Jared]

mmm coffee... screw all that other crap gimme a large two sugar black coffee no lid no stir stick...

[sanatherandom]

....I want coffee now. Damnit.

[bullyboy1863]

I live near the border in Lockport NY and we have like 4 Timmy Ho's..

[101Jared]

doesnt matter if they bought it, its still canadian, just like basketball! we invented it therefore all credit goes to us.

[ZoruaSan]

well im off to Timmies

[rora63030698]

Tim hortons was bought by Americans a while ago :(

[SuperDeanna1]

I <3 Timmies...so glad to be Danadian to have it...All that I really want is a cup of coffee...My first words of the day...:P

[0ItsJustMeKenn0]

Why is this song so amazing right now ??? Really?

[0ItsJustMeKenn0]

...Coffee, Canada. GIVE ME A FRIGGEN CUP A' COFFEE :))

[tigy555]

-.- To Bad The States Bought Our Timmies -.- Why Do They Take Our Good Stuff -.-

[mattmax11]

@tigy555 no they didn't 

[mudpuppy318]

Three years old and this song still sucks like Ontario

[SLYR237]

@mudpuppy318 qubec is worse

[WrongEnough]

really nice song, about a really nice drink. Also making a song about coffee :D

[GentlePirateLove]

coffeeshop..did I hear that right??

let me tell you:

YOU CAN"T GET COFFEE IN A DUTCH COFFEESHOP

greetz from a dutch fangirl^^

[MegaSammy122]

What the hell this song is so gay

[izabettribunal]

mcdonalds is where people on welfare go to get their small cup of crap coffee ;) i dont really care for tim hortons either but i will stop there before i go thru the m's drivethru such a waste.. local coffee shops blow them both out of the water with a foot up their ass

[TylerRanLikeHell]

@izabettribunal You realize at Tim Hortons Small Coffee is 1.21$ And at McDonalds its 1.15$ Thats a 6 Cent difference. Now my question is why do you assume that only people on welfare go there? I mean, if that were true, would they make a lot of money? Unlikely, you're just hatin' because McDonalds made you fat. Now your some fat tub of lard who can hardly move, and all you can do is type. Stop hating, bro. Btw, this isn't hating. Just stating my opinion. D;

[izabettribunal]

@TylerRanLikeHell rofl if 120 is a tub of lard i guess i am lol i spend the extra cash for real coffee considering i work at a coffee shop that makes tim hortons and mcdonalds look like crap lol nice try though lil man

[TylerRanLikeHell]

@izabettribunal Sure bud, because you're way better than everyone else. You work probably part part time getting minimum wage, get a real fucking job you loser.

[izabettribunal]

@TylerRanLikeHell lol actually i have my own business during the day and for shits a giggles i work a part time job at night when i choose to lend some help for their business... btw your worthless attempts at trying to get a rise out of me just makes me laugh get a life lil boy :)

[theblackcatofchronos]

@izabettribunal

People on welfare go to mcd's for coffee? Now that's not very nice bud! So what if some people like to drink mcdonalds coffee instead of paying extra for genuine coffee like you say you do? It's simply a personal choice and it's just coffee. It doesn't mean they are on welfare. Why would you even think that? I'm not defending Mcdonalds, just stating my opinion. Tim Hortons is pretty good too. :)

[izabettribunal]

mcdonald cannot even claim they have coffee ....i would rather drink piss lol mcfrappe wtf i think not local coffee shops and timmy ho's kick their ass

[IAmAwesomeCuzIAmMe]

tim Hortons is like the canadian of McDonalds accept it's actually good

[MonsterGoBoom]

@IAmAwesomeCuzIAmMe First of all, McDonald's is everywhere. And second, Timmie's is way better than McDonald's. So, McDonald's is the Tim Horton's of America. CANADIAN PRIDE!

[CrazzzyMan10101]

2:07 rocks!

[bus2town]

What I really hate about the drive-through at some Tim Hortons,is they ask you,what you want.Then you tell them in clear plane English what you want.Then on the intercom they repeat back to you something totally different then what you ordered.That's when I GET MAD and start asking for a BIG MAC and a venti London fog,LOL.

[jerrid2707]

GAY!!HAHA JKJK

[Downsight]

I'm glad Timmies has taken over Michigan. :D I'd die before my 8am lecture classes without it. THANK YOU CANADA, I LOVE YOU.

[parodiesrule99]

Not suprised the Arrogant Worms are from Canada... There's Tim Hortons EVERYWHERE there!!!!!

[TravisDMeier]

@parodiesrule99 Ya there is, where I am from there is one Tim Hortons for every 10 thousand people. And one literally across the street from another one.

[ErikaChristine]

Love this song, and your vid was pretty awesome also!! :)

[BonnyPoesie]

funny I liket this ,, great song ,,, funny

[ivor1]

Great stuff. Very funny, I can feel their pain.

[RaptureAndWaffles]

All I could think of when this song was playing was "I wonder if Jim Mathers made this"

[danjoledavid]

laughed so hard i cried GO CANADA GO

[boobytrapzap]

I want some coffee-scented soap!

[shohmyoh]

I liked that they wanted their coffee in a non biodegradable cup. Sounds good to me I'm tired of all this apparently environmentally friendly crap that we have to pay extra for. We need more garbage so that we can make our landfills bigger and use the Methane from it for power.

[technomage333]

Hehehe All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper pot

[vspqbd]

I like my coffee like I like my women, homely with a plastic lid.

[bionicgforcecoffee]

If you need to dump 2 or 3 sugar and cream in your coffee, it isn't good coffee. Most sheep get dubble dubble at Hortons(GACK) because the coffee really isn't a very good quality, and needs all the help it can get to mask the taste. The best coffee usually comes from mom and pop coffee shops. Avoid the sub-standard chains and help small business!!! Ontario needs more GOOD coffee shops!!!

[jeobeahon]

i dont like it. but i didnt dislike

[snowboarder1019]

arrogant works > weird al

[pyrokayla]

heh, i was thinking this song last weekend when i went to starbucks.

[daoistfromebay]

blah, meh. bottom line yes...eugenics unlikely, perhaps one crazy lady. nuclear is difficult for greens...it's clean most of the time. but then you chernobyl, 3-mile island and this shit with japan, plus waste storage (see yucca mt. or what we should do: finland's 10,000 yr vault). i's really bad when this shit gets in the air, beware fod from the west for a couple months, there are going to be releases no matter what, just like cesium during testing-- poisoned cows and made ppl sick!

[SharptoothedGrin]

Well I would post something here about how Starbucks tastes like raw sewage and comes in a urine sample sized cup but jesus is watching me... my coffee enemy >.>

[Pinpoint3621]

who was watching this while drinkinga cup of coffee

[TheLadiAmbi]

Coffee puts the zippity in my doo dah:)

[eeveeworld]

Tim Hortons was bought by a Swiss company who is all FUCK THIS FRESHNESS WE WILL FREEZE OUR FOOD so Tim Hortons isn't the same :C

[loonyloub]

Yup, Canadian coffee really sucks...YUK

[svphink]

Tim Hortons Really doesn't fit with this song... They actually do have just normal coffee. Somewhere like Starbucks would have been a much better fit.

[dancergirl20122012]

@svphink yeah but timmies is Canadian and the arrogant worms are all about Canada

[dancergirl20122012]

i'm glad timmies is canadian

[boozer06]

@dancergirl20122012 americans bought it out. so its not canadaian any more

[guns5050]

@dancergirl20122012 no they shouldn't

[dancergirl20122012]

@boozer06 actually they only bought a franchise so its still technically canadian owned and its origin is canadian :D

[calebandstef]

@boozer06

You guy's buy everything we own, literally.

Oh well Canada still has better everything :).

[devinpokemon]

The spoon wasnt paid! THATS A LIE! I CAN PROVE IT TOO! Umm....yeah....oh never mind!

[MultiPersonman]

30 people dont know what coffee is!

[Iurirx7]

29 people have pockets sucked in Starbucks.

[meteor1422]

29 People listened to Derek.

[chilkogirl]

Yes Canadian coffee!!!!

[marcomorphs]

I love how you used derek from life with derek on family channel. :)

[Imannie83]

SORRY TO BURST UR BUBBE BUT ITS A BORN TRUE FACT TIM HORTONS IS CANADIAN ALL THE WAY I DONT NOE WERE U GOT UR INFORMATIN ! 0_O

[naturallymagic88]

but tim hortons is american :( :( :(

[OneProudCanadianEh]

@naturallymagic88 Tim Hortons is Canadian...

[Leeman17]

@OneProudCanadianEh Tim Horton's was purchased by America years and years ago. So no, not canadian.. neither is the Hudson Bay Company.. that defined us in the past.. America owns a lot of us =_=

[megaflak92]

28 people got a diet coke 367 people got coffee

[FlareHunter76]

TIM HORTONS FTW.

[rsensorat2]

An American owned,Canadian hockey legend named, coffee trough, that Canadians flock to in record numbers in all kinds of weather. Very Canuckian. Great vid.

[skullythebloger]

Who else gets the derik refference? XD

[Yakinabottle]

Tims = Cheapest shittiest coffee out there.

[matt12140]

@Yakinabottle By any chance do you happen to be an American?

[Yakinabottle]

@matt12140 No. I live in Toronto.

And don't try to tell me Tim's is good. Anybody who knows anything about coffee knows Tim's is the shittiest you can get.

[matt12140]

@Yakinabottle Oh well then I can't insult you...damn. Lol jk jk, meh we all have opinions :P

[skullythebloger]

@Yakinabottle its not the best...they act like everything they make is so good and yesterday I bought a donut with a fly inside -_-

[hardicecreamsback]

Tims is my life. Starbucks is good too, but it's way to pricey in comparison to Tim's.

[shewolf51]

I'll go for a cup of Tim Horton's coffee any day. It's extremely delicious and cheaper than the Starbucks crap.

[raerae134579]

@smartypantz25

there are a few good things goood there thoe

[ThoughtfulThoughts7]

God even though its 4 pm, so feel like a timmy's cream cheese+ bagle.. Yum yum.. Lol cant 4get the coffee ;)

[3OH3ftw123]

I <3 TIMMIES!

[smartypantz25]

Starbucks is a shitty overpriced american timmies wanna-be.

[jethrodassam]

@smartypantz25 There is starbucks in Canada, and tim hortons in the U.S. too.

[smartypantz25]

@jethrodassam yeah it's sad that there's starbucks in canada.

[madtabby66]

See, this is why I like going to Timmy's. Walk in, grunt at the cashier. She asks "large black?" grunt again and shake head. She asks "double double?" grunt and nod, and I get my order. These other places just ask for too much information when you just need a coffee.

[sunnydale22]

TIMS <3<3

seriously the best, nothing is like it!

[ASD31415]

TIMMIES

[SlightInsanity]

Hmmm Arrogant Worms beats weird al altogether in funniest song against funniest song like We are the Beaver lol the beaver can build damns Yeaaaaaaah! but Weird Al has more funny songs

[chief99922]

Song? Good.

Video? Sucked.

[HesaidSheSaid360]

*squints* hmmm, that guy...looks familiar...

[6Nations4life]

u guys got your songs to purchase or something ?

[Grifwich]

Man... I wish we had Tim Hortons in the US.

[wattersm]

@Grifwich We do.

[Grifwich]

@wattersm Well, only in the far north. Down in DC, choice is limited.

[SpeedReader1000]

i live in Texas O.O

[Erik516911]

wanna know whats funny canada is the worlds number one coffee consumer

[blackdawn88655]

@Erik516911 we have tim hortons. it makes sense. we have worlds best coffee. and coffee is tecnicly a drug(its addictive cause of caffinee) so people never stop buying good coffee.

[Erik516911]

@blackdawn88655 lol true

[Archangelik]

hahahahaha

[musicmaker2]

Mcdonalds Coffee > Timmies. Since they got the new stuff. TBH.

[sweetzxx]

@musicmaker2 timmies all the way.McDonalds sucks ass.

[lMatnikyI]

@sweetzxx SO true i go there almost everyday ! oh wait i work there XDDD

[lightspirit501]

@sweetzxx mcdonalds has timmies recipe from when they got sold to an american company

[Gladoslua]

@sweetzxx They both suck

[sweetzxx]

@Gladoslua not even tim hortons is better than everything.

[MagicCanGoBoom]

@sweetzxx

I'm American, and I agree with you all the way.

[TheKathgirl]

Sounds familar!!! The tune I mean and go Canada!!!

[Vankpker034]

boobs

[LinkMaster64bits]

nice and original idea :D

grats on the "crappy" video :D i really "hate" it ^_^ and that spoon was the "worse" i've ever seen drawn. "don't" keep it up lol ;P

full of puns aren't i XD

[uropenbook]

i want hot choclate now...

[MTCaptain]

WE LIKE TOAST!

[MrMegaWizard]

Tim Hortons coffee is much better than Dunkin dounuts more like Drunkin Dicks

[AppleSouffle]

You would know, Mr MegaWizard.