Brian Posehn - "Metal by Numbers"

[19bassmaster]

"This is the gay part"

[cmzangetsu1993]

gotta love the DragonForce parody :D

[mankindisback]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[SKR1LLX]

Seems like i would hear this on Whos Line Is It Anway. Shout out to Brian Posehn for being ignorant.

[DaMetalJunkie]

"What is this garbage you're watching?! I wanna watch the News!" "This is the news!" PEACE SELLS... BUT WHO'S BUYING?!

[Beholder505]

"YOu're the NEWS!!" XD

[sxgtrgd]

Walking your dog with corpsepaint on... SO FUCKING METAL.

[warpsity]

the small tribute to "Peace sells..." knocked me down. |m|,

[kalobman]

lol this is the shit!!!! COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!

[irnman1120]

scott ian?

[donnishark]

@irnman1120 .. you don't know who Scott Ian is?

[irnman1120]

@donnishark no i'm conferring and concurring actually. is that him?

[DetSomEnGangVar95]

i always watched this guy's comedy on the sarah silverman program and i always thought he was fucking funny but i never he was into metal! Now hes just the most epic comedian ever

[arrackattack]

i m sure lots of people think the music at the start is'nt so bad at all ...^^

[arrackattack]

lol they are making fun of everything ^^ 4:00 megadeth, 4:24 they are making fun of dragonforce in the solo part , and also dimmu borgir, rap metal band .. and maybe the beatles ^^

[Fuzzhead314]

Scott Ian and Joey Vera?  thats pretty sweet

[williamiswilliam1]

did anyone else notice them making fun of dimmu borgir and megadeth?

[Megadedly]

@williamiswilliam1 Lol dur. Peace Sells video.

[jermany91]

Wait a min....is that Ian Scott?

[biedrzycki14]

love all the parody crap in here. the dimmu borgir video clip and the dragonforce videoclip. and i love the fact that most people who like this listen to the crap that he hates. its so ironic in a way!

[metalman993]

haha :D funny lyrics :D

woehoew! in the chorus he's wearing a lamb of god shirt!!

he's got some good taste concerning bands \m/

[alpharay77]

Scott Ian's the fucking man.

[StreetSoldier88]

Actually like the song at the start.

[perishingflames]

@StreetSoldier88 ha ha ha....

[anyrock22]

hahahaha this video represents how every metalhead feels about mallcore XD

[donnishark]

@anyrock22 Except the song is about melodic metalcore, not nu-metal.

[DaltonMunnal]

Hmm. It is funny, but It's kind of lame that he's trying to make fun of modern metal, yet doesn't know what a breakdown is. The "mosh part" was the breakdown. Also the hardcore dancers tend to listen to deathcore, not screamo. Screamo fans tend to be big pussies that don't do much of anything at all at a concert.

[StaggnGuvnor]

@DaltonMunnal this isnt really being serious man!

[GeneLattanzi]

Are you almost...ready? Dammit I missed it!

[jimbo98z]

the viking riding the horse in the mosh pit was hilarious.

[powerglove621]

is this a real anthrax song on one of their albums (the instrumental parts)? if it is what is it called?

[anthonyadkins81]

yes that is Scott Ian on guitar.

[metalversion]

lol and he call that metal ? WTF

[Rg1527]

what song is actually playing when he turns on the tv?

[TheFreakman]

Hey look at that giant mexican in the corner....IT'S ME!

[jamieclark420]

Ahh its good to know mr. posehn agrees with me

[calmlikeabomb123]

Lamb of god hoodie ftw

[r3dph0n3]

that be funny seein someone walk there dogs and wearing corpse paint

[BrythenormalGuy]

FUCK!! That mosh pit was a completely accurate representation of every pit i have ever been in!

[Dacfu]

I enjoy the comments about the moshing.

[davethehostage]

I really don't see how Every Time I Die fall into the category of what this guy seems to think of as "pussy metal". Maybe he was just looking for a rhyme.

[therev2395]

@davethehostage He's not he said steal from them meaning they are good bands

[DeceasedFantasy]

hes just like talking over the music . hes ruining the actually music.

[pitowillson1]

nice\

[jackwright1989]

mate this band is awesome not sure about lead singer but the band is awesome

[MrJizzinator]

YOU'RE THE NEWS!

[MaverickXIII]

lmao "gaytarded"

[NeajAmron]

Love the lamb of god hoodie.

[morroida9966]

is that the guy from antrax?

[CrinosHunter]

@morroida9966 Yes that is Scott Ian from Anthrax

[wolfieCLANwop]

Lol at the megadeth reference "I wanna watch the news"

Alot of metal cliques in this video,

Had the obligatory war stock footage too.

[BIoodorange]

lol...cookie cookie cookie XD

[smokingweedweedweed]

lol, i allways thought this gut was just a funny fat guy , but as it turns out, HES MORE METAL THAN ME!!!

[highandmighty93]

Whats the band in the beginning of the video? I"m just curious

[JakeFoxLong]

@highandmighty93 It's not a real band, just a little concoction to mock modern emocore music being marketed as metal.

[Claydo11]

@JakeFoxLong hey, are you sure it isnt real? how do you know? i have been looking everywhere for it and cant find it... wh did they get to do it if it isnt real?

[JakeFoxLong]

@Claydo11 They wouldn't be allowed to use a real band. They probably just got a few studio musicians to record the brief snippet and had some no-name actors be in the 3-second long portion of this video.

[Claydo11]

@JakeFoxLong Are you sure? that is so disappointing, at least to me. lol. Why would they not be allowed to though?

[highandmighty93]

Whats the band in the beginning of the video? Im just curious

[highandmighty93]

Whats the band in the beginning of the video? Im just curious

[spitfire6860]

Their really only mocking the fucking -core shit that seems to be cool nowadays.

[Lordgunslinger]

geek metal (in the first seconds)? XD

[rvdsm]

Yuuuur the news!

I never get tired of that!

[TheFunnyMan9113]

That was friggin' hilarious, and the beginning about "any idiot can do this" could not b emore true. Every douchebag, jackass thinks that just because he plays fast that it's good metal. I'm tired of it!

[trademark2k10]

this is funnnnnnnny

[krevice]

so scott ian did a video making fun of his fans?

[lanetxgp1]

@krevice No i dont think so...The vid is about "how to do metal"...so maybe you could look at it as an instructional video??

[krevice]

@lanetxgp1 no, most people can see he is clearly making fun of it.don't have to be the sharpest knife in the drawer to see that

[lanetxgp1]

@krevice what's a knife

[clft91]

screamo vocalists remind me of the wrestler Luna from the WWF, she had a raspy voice and screamo vocalists sound like her lol

[Schwanzgraptscher]

the screamos kids you look gaytard lol! awesome vid!

[Crownedinworms]

Bob Odenkirk paying ode to the "Peace Sells" video = METAL

[Jobensen]

badass

[powderedwigmachine]

Hilarious... That is all.

[cutallchangehell]

take it like it is, a joke... and screamo some times have the punch, other times sound gay

[justingluck]

all u metal heads r stupid metal has indeed died a long time ago. hardcore and scremo and deathcore r very populat today metal bands hardy have fans

[killingu1]

@justingluck doesnt mean u cant find any good metal. the only reason why screamo, hardcore and deathcore are popular(u can still find some good deathcore bands, ie: the faceless) is because the scene crowd is getting bigger.

[xdeliriumx1]

@justingluck LOL, well I woudlnt go as far as saying its dead, you jsut have to look for it I dont like listen to the what people call 'scene' bands or whatever. Im into technical death metal, black metal, thrash, and alot of other genres and you can find tons if you try.

Look better because its far from dead its probably even bigger than before.

[jykonrock]

@justingluck metal isnt dead, its alive, and still breathing. you should look your crap up better, because if metal is dead then why are there so many different bands out there? also deathcore, screamo, and hardcore have roots from metal.

[godfatherelement]

@justingluck HAHAHAHA wow your such a little bitch stop watching this video its too good for your eyes to see, anything will live if you believe in it. Why dont you listen to my chemical romance and cut yourself

[SellingDolly]

@justingluck metalbands hardly have fans ?

lol.

ever heard of wacken ?

thousands of metalfans from all over the world go there,

[iThrashNano]

If you guys didn't get the "this is the news" thing, its from Megadeth's Peace Sells music video.

[Thrashersxx]

ANTHRAX!

[BearCIaw]

I am wanting to know what the band is at the beginning...it might be fake but the sad thing is that its so shitty that it is believable, the sad thing is that there are alot of people out who would buy it

[tweak666616]

go posehn

[MamaHorror]

this never gets old.

[AcouStickyy]

but compared to coldplay and nelly even shitty metal rules.. haha

[godx5]

THIS IS THE NEWS XD JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[BloodPigsIX]

This is STILL one of the BEST things EVER. Hahaha I adore Brian Posehn. Hahaha! \m/

[bloodwrage]

is that really his wife? i might sound like an idiot, and no disrespect for posehn, but shes like a fucking 10 while posehn...

[blackplastic7]

It's funny how people actually do those karate kicks at shows lol

[FreekillPT]

weird video. first, the thing is sayed about screamo and new shit is true, that is not even close of metal. then is saying that everyone can do metal. wtf? that's what the new modern gay bands thought, and look at the results! then the instrumental is great, and he show's up and start talking, not even singing and posing like if he's the big star

[generosos87]

@FreekillPT bro its a parody, brian is a die hard metalhead and means nothing but respect with this. and yknow what, even this is better than screamo bullshit

[SicHerzeleidJuggalo]

@FreekillPT He's saying any idiot can do the "metal by numbers". Meaning anyone can do the shitty metal. And for him "posing like if he's the big star", if you didn't know, Brian Posehn is one of the biggest metal head celebrities alive today..

[sonisphere098]

Rofl

Funny as fuck and true

[misterspartan117]

What is that thing on scoot ians hand at 0:36?

[Vash101235]

Peace Sells reference FTW

[xxLebbersxx]

=D=D sounds like kermit

[uofm97]

"Any idiot can do this."

"Well honey, you're an idiot. Why don't you do it?"

Fucking funny, man.

[jesterxxslipknot]

There is nothing more brutal than walking the dogs with corpsepaint on your face.

[theTurtle717]

lmfao hahahha

[777VAI777]

scott ian has a great sense of humor...i mean just look at Stormtroopers Of Death :D

[THRASHMETALRAWWR]

whats the vid about? hating new metal and other music or hating metal altogether? :P

[TheBurningOfSodom]

how much nu metal and metalcore is herpes..Brian Posehn is a huge metalhead...

[THRASHMETALRAWWR]

:P stupid scene kids think death metal and metalcore is the new screamo.... bloody assholes, where are they stealin the metal genre of us

[SeedOfCannibalism]

Hating metalcore and screamo and stupid shit like that. Death metal, black metal and real metal is the shit.

[XNeverxFreeX]

I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!

Oh my god, I'm laughing so much I have tears in my eyes - this was fucking GREAT!

[LifeJuice90]

LOL I love the Peace Sells video reference.

[thehavoc3]

Scott Ian! LOL

[ravenhawknfa]

LOL at the unforgiven parody!!

[uofm97]

I haven't seen the video in a while, so you'll have to refresh my memory as to what you're referring to........but I think it was the part where one guy had the rope around the other guy's neck early in the video. Am I right?

[ravenhawknfa]

no, its near the end when its black and white and he's in a cement room. The Unforgiven - Metallica music video

[st88f88]

fucking emo fags... you show'em, Ian Anthrax! pussy ass faggots calling themselves metal

[KurtsHead]

"honnie, you're an idiot why don't you do it?"

"this IS the news!"

[AbortionRage]

the fuck is that?

[shadowxryu]

LMAO you look Gaytarded

[0NauGhT0]

the music is amazin

[greatstefano123]

Isnt that Scott Ian playing the guitar???

[lienrodeo]

You bet it is!

[d3str013r]

@greatstefano123 yes it is \m/

[harveydeadman]

@greatstefano123 im pretty sure thats what it says in the description.

[tweak666616]

@greatstefano123 yup yup

[daware]

@greatstefano123 No it's his evil twin Ian Scott.

[jakeums77]

@greatstefano123 You bet

[megtaladeth]

@greatstefano123 yup

[DarkHyde666]

@greatstefano123

Bingo

[z1rys]

@greatstefano123 Scott Ian Anthrax Mr. Show comedy metal hard rock music video KrankTV

[giantsinister]

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!!!

[bslz65]

im suprised Brian posehn has an attractive wife hahahahaha. METAL BY NUMBERS!!! KRUSH THE DEATHCORE FAGGOTS

[FatalKaos]

ahahaha this shits s true, whitrsh guy hits anyone and the gay screamo kids with there kicks

[FatalKaos]

whats the band at the beginning he was talking shit about

[FatalKaos]

what band was that he was watching on tv?

[kingleon1616]

wow i love that

[ilovejuggs]

is the evert time i die deal a jab at them? because i reallly fuckin love there music

[violentxpurple]

Brian Posehn is hilarious, I love his stand up stuff, but this song is so true though!

[jefroxslayer91]

what the hell is scott ian doing here?lol..anyway this song I teach to my cousins rather than singing A-B-C everyday..hahaha..

[shakela1200]

classic Megadeth part: this IS the news!

[holsisyolswa]

omg ahahah i jus read info. lol. ahahahahha there's so many clech'es and things about metal thats the UTTER TRUTH in this song laarfing hard

[holsisyolswa]

is that scot ian. ahhahaha awesome.

[azteca555]

i completely agree with brian! now a days there is mostly that "hardcore" and "scene" crap!!! real MetaL will never die!!! \m/

[bonsaihc]

scott ian great

[ctdjazz]

Honey, I was being metal...

[kratos0999]

at first it sounds the same as last resort

[AllExhalesAllMetal]

id see them live!!!!! not only can these guys play metal but tell some jokes too! whats better than that!

[Jaakez]

4:25 haha, dragonforce :D

[MeetHeet]

You're the news!

[lanesytacct]

well atleast i know he cant do death metal :)

[Visualundeath]

The sad thing is that this is 100% true for all metal. Especially the "Its so easy a monkey could do it" part.

[r0mesmostwanted]

wheres your band bad ass? pick up some drums & play some metal on em

[Visualundeath]

(4 weeks ago)

You're a little late to the party. what, did you only just evolve enough to form a coherent sentence?

[azteca555]

even mastering the guitar? because last time i checked it wasnt at all easy.

[Visualundeath]

You say that like anyone who plays metal has mastered the guitar.

[AttackMyAss]

DAMMIT

I missed it..

[godawefulll]

Hahaha I feel the same way ,comedians are the best at social commentary 4sure!!!

TRVE KVLT METAL!!!

[nathanas07]

glad to see i'm not the only one thats pissed with all this shitty Mcmetal thats getting cranked out

[XxdavidbeckerxX]

they all can suck my peeenis!

[Hiro222333]

"dude you look gaytarded" lol

[999feetunder]

Brian Posehn shit vocal :P

[adamish1134]

The part with Bob Odenkirk makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

[CVargas]

Brian Posehn=God

[guitargeek61507]

Brian Posehn > God

[sparkywundermutt1]

This is great.

[rocknroll1343]

peace sells part!!!!!!!!

[Danielpain666]

the voice!!! so fucking shitty!!!! urgh!!!

[espltd12]

This is actually pretty funny but I have to say that Brian Posehn is fucking tone deaf dude.

[TurkeyTuck]

Dragonforce sucks ass.

[tuarciano]

Metal Up your ASS!!!!! Kill poser.

[acornstuntman]

i agree with him 100% espetially the moshers why cant a pit be a pit now fuckin nazi have to take there shirts off and 4 of them grab you and knee you in the face its fucking ridiculace

[MeatballYaro2]

ha the DragonForce part made me piss myself laffin

[Raakiszh]

Wow... I just realized the Dimmu-thing was in there. Good, Dimmu deserves more hate! Fuck Dimmu Borgir!

[ManDuMykeINC]

...woah!!! what dimmu borgir part?

...and dimmu borgir does not suck....!!!!!!

sacriligious scorn...thats all i gotta say

[Raakiszh]

The Dimmu Borgir part. "Somehwere in North Hollywood".

Dimmu Borgir is a true disgrace... if they hadn't called themselves BM I would be fine with them. They're more Power/Nu/Thrash. -_-

[redstormfighter29]

This is a gay bar with melody lol