How To Order Drinks Like a Bartender

[profirenet]

perfect, only 8 more years until i can drink!

[SuperMaweina]

seriously, who leaves a $30 tip??

[fimbles101]

How to order drinks like a bartender revised.

Step 1 : Try to remove all the drunken people from the bar as quickly and with as little violence as possible.

Step 2 : Sigh a huge relief and go wash about 300 glassses.

Step 3 : Go behind the bar and pour yourself a half arsed flat pint of beer.

Step 4 : Thank yourself and drink!

[AwwsummSauce]

NEW TITLE: How to Order Drinks Like a BOSS!

[lucase62]

You mean... If I buy something more expensive... I get charged more?

[MultiJohnathan123]

the youtube bar looks like my click thumbs up if you misread that :)

[beastquest911]

tried then he said what the fuck do you want and shut up

[MegaStevenhyde]

Silly howcast booze is for kids not bartenders

[outlawslaw1]

when ordering for your date always make hers a double the evening will go much better! =p

[SageZane560]

"One gay beer please."

[wjflood1]

i like to watch pom

thumbs up if you misread that:)

[SNGamingCA]

@wjflood1 And dislike if I didn't? okay.

[musiclife015]

@wjflood1 lol, you have 69 thumbs up hehehe.

[Thatguywithlogic]

@wjflood1 porn pom...almost look exactly the same. Stupid trick.

[fool591]

step one: ask for a fucking drink

[greenpie891]

being a bartender must stink you have to be around drunk people all the time

[P4r4k]

I wanna see "how to look like a Boss"

[elephantasmic]

wtf if 50% of bartenders say that, then 50% of bartenders think the opposite. That's the stupidest did you know I've ever seen

[usedfornothing1]

Those people are gonna be fucking wasted after all those drinks haha

[joelmxl09]

How to attempt asking for drinks like a boss

[MKDude600]

This should be titled, "how to be a douchical snobby showoff at a bar."

[badzo54321]

fkd up

[GhostInTheShell29]

The ending was amazing, 50% say... well that means the other 50% say the opposite... So what exactly does that prove? absolutely nothing.

[mike7743]

@GhostInTheShell29 lmao, well observed. you sir are a genius.

[ngolimit2]

1:30 too generous

[JustinsWaitingRoom]

this video SHOULD be called "in case you're the dumbest motherfucker, here's how to be less dumb at a bar."

[tonycns]

Make the first tip the biggest tip of the night. I do it all the time and I get great fast service.

[TheXANGELOFDEATHX]

People say "First" but i say "Not First"

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[senditd]

fewer and stronger drinks in a recession. well no shit cheese dick

[littlejay1994]

Can't I just get a beer?

[NoWitnessesNoRegrets]

You wanna watch my video. How to order weed like a stoner?

1st rule: try not to forget when and where you are

[MrGodOfWarful]

i would yell insted " YO MOFO BRING MA FUCKIN' BEER NOW BIATCH" insted of all that crap

[crazzygirl100]

My reaction to the "did you know": WELL DUUUUUUHH!!!!!!

[MrmadClassic]

you need to get drunk if u out with a dude like dat

[talshiarr]

Is there anyone who doesn't know all this just from watching TV or James Bond films?

[jmutuc25]

those two are getting fucked up lol

[TJGuitarVids]

Make damn sure not to ask for "bareback" though.

[subscribe4cookie]

Third

[ThexDoctorsxLie]

I'm 44. Does this mean I get a free drink? :p

[RabidChocobo]

I thought "Neat" meant no salt? :X I fail lol

[RomeoSOF2]

42nd! YEAH!

[dirtyhairyguyWhosmel]

hahaha Maybe you should learn to drink like a bartender first. anyone who doesnt know what a double is, maybe drinking just isnt your sport.

[hagomago]

Can guys drink Gin and Tonic?

[ryand111]

@hagomago yes its not that bad

[hagomago]

@ryand111 Ok coolio

[Jcolinsol]

@hagomago

Are you being facetious?

[rcatstott]

ok people if you don't like the video why did you even bother watching it? i mean if you don't like some thing just stay away from it

[fromint]

Or you just dont buy overpriced bitch drinks.

[CrimsonZeoRanger]

If you didnt already know this then you are too young to be ordering drinks in the first place!

[up13111]

1:18 barfing bug

[sjsawyer]

Like a bartender? If you're a bartender you don't have to order drinks! This should be called "How to order drinks like a true alcoholic"

[lakut100]

@sjsawyer im and bartender and i order drinks like that and it's much easier for me when people order their drinks like that

[finamagig]

what happened to just asking for a beer?

[R3APER24]

Johnnie Walker black double on the rocks.

After a while I'll screw up and start saying anything....blame it on the alcohol.

Any Johnnie Walker fans here?

[Oneaphelion]

@R3APER24 just bought some of that myself brother

[dsuaste23]

@R3APER24 yeah but more of a blue label lol

[anna34taro7]

double scotch on the rocks is good enough for me :P

[redlinechavez]

Im thirsty now

[SkylineR034]

a $30 tip? Lol wtf? I spend less then that on my drinks all night.

[loadededy]

@SkylineR034 yeah same here lol

[eduguason]

yes, thats true.. you must leve us tips

[Scrawlding]

Especially if they are pretty. :D

[wph1138]

well i think its just easier to sleep with the bartender, That way the drinks are free..

[LordHines420]

HOW TRUE. that ending fact about how ppl order fewer but stronger drinks during a recession is true. ive stepped my screwdrivers up to half vodka and half oj with cran. damn thats good! 3 drinks later and ive had 9 shots. its so great. of course, im no pro yet.

great how to gonna study this video like crazy so i dont sound like an idiot in the future lol. "ILL HAVE WHAT HES HAVING" lol. thats my fave backup plan.

[NaTaSBlood]

Or just order a glass of Jameson neat and a black & tan.

[SmackyIsHappy]

alcohol is for the devil... :D

[777flightman]

you shoud do

how to tell if a girl likes you

[zekest]

I am 19th !

[Dayberry]

Try remembering all that when your drunk.

[bryanfuel]

@Dayberry if u get drunk enough then np its natural :P

[sucklava]

@Dayberry Challenge Accepted.

[ShrapnelSong]

Lol I liked that fact at the end. 5 stars.

[BakedUp]

This was very helpful Howcast.

Thanks much.

[TeTRoSeX]

How is this useful? Shana tova

[sirmoalot]

NINETYFIFTEENTH!!

[BakedUp]

lol. thats not even a number.^^

[sirmoalot]

IS TOO! you lie!

[misstoyboxfan]

no he did not "die"

[OMGClayAikken]

what are you, 12? If words annoy you that much then dont read. Its better then wasteing your time getting pissed off when you just make people do it even more.

[HollowedAizen]

I'm pretty sure it's not the word itself that annoys him, but just the idea of how everyone on youtube says 'first" or "2nd" or "ninetyfifteenth" lol. Also, if he wants to COMMENT on that in a COMMENTS section, vulgar or not, he is more than welcome to.

[5RaNdOmReN5]

man chill! just as OMGClayAikken said, it's only words, and if something like a number annoys you that much than dont read the comments!

[HollowedAizen]

Just because someone is using crude language, and has their finger on the shift key while typing or has caps lock on, or even puts a lot of exclamation marks after their sentence doesn't mean they need to chill.

[satanasfiend2008]

@airlinepilotdude cuz some people in america are not able to do the simplest thing

[Shadoweaver407]

@airlinepilotdude ann oying?

[RomeoSOF2]

@airlinepilotdude First

[SonyByPirModerator]

@airlinepilotdude FIRST!

[littlejay1994]

@airlinepilotdude First! i dunno, i just saw people saying it.

[armin3442]

@airlinepilotdude its done to anoy you :D

[yabitchonmydikk]

@airlinepilotdude 1st

[CaLeBCAtAStRoPHEE]

@airlinepilotdude steroids are bad.

[imthetank3]

@airlinepilotdude IF YOUTUBE REMOVES HOWCAST, NO MORE FUNNY COMMENTS LIKE THIS

[Taizunx]

@airlinepilotdude Because without trolls, youtube wouldn't be where it is today.

[gtaunited]

@airlinepilotdude first, also did he died?