Ask Karkat Vantas

[XSoulResonanceX]

I died at the bucket song... XDDD

[BelgianBabe99]

DINKLEBUUURRGG

[DropThatBass5567]

I want Karkat in a cardboard box.

[EggWhytes]

I instinctively lowered the volume when the bucket song started.

What have I become.



[SleepyMouseFly]

Do I look like a fucking human to you? XD

[Fatmukkaa]

BUCKET SONG WAS FULL OF WIN

[lilcc96]

Hmm his tavros sounds a bit like octopimps don't you think or is it just me? :P But who cares this is awesome

[sbrdragonfly]

2:05 mew karkat XD

[mikumikurawr1]

lyrics to the bucket song :3

uh what?

i can show you buckets, shining shimmering splended!

tell me princess when did you last see a bucket this beautiful?

YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF NOOKSUCKER, I WILL END YOU >:I

i can open your eyes

were flying in an ocean of... oh fuck.. oh man oh god FUCK NOOO

take you bucket by bucket

over sideways and under, on a magic bucket ride!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHOHMYF­UCKINGGOD!!!!!!!!!! your welcome :3

[purplegecko13]

Magic bucket ride :D

[LustGodVampire91]

anyone wanna count how many times he says " fuck "?

[isa18able]

How I loved the last thing XDDDDD!!!

[TheSiaxpuppy]

"i can show you buckets..."

xD

[Jeanette1011]

Pffft...he's afraid of Silent Hill...I'd go there for a vacation <3

[DropThatBass5567]

Oh god John.. you dumbass.. *eye twitch*

[SailorEchosong]

yes



[SailorEchosong]

@SailorEchosong ... That is my response

[babybarracudess]

::: ........... :::

[DropThatBass5567]

2:43

my family is asleep i'm trying not to laugh. it's so hard not to.

[dragonotetherealone]

LOL I love watching this stuff.

[hanakoyaoiful]

Omg Dat sonnngg...... Hnnnng XDDDDDDD

[phillipinootaku]

I flipped my shit when the whole new bucket started playing xD

[HeavyMetalHindu]

Okay... that song? EPIC

[superbananabandana]

(note: to make things funnier, copy tumblrbot's face when he's answering it's question)

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

i can show u buckets........

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

did they watch Silent Hill and Cloverfield back to back?? xD

[megacpfan82]

I'm gonna tell Nepeta to confirm her shipping wall~~

[DieAtomik]

Karkat, I think you need to listen to GWAR. You would really like them.

[xXemocloudXx13]

0:58 it's PB&J tiiime~ :o)

[ProjectCutie]

...:)) sOMEboDy meSseD up .. The last word was GOD not Gog

[ILicoriceProductions]

Eh, not my headcannon... *shrug* But the other guy isn't exactly headcannon with me either... >.< If only I could merge you two together... Can someone get me an appearifyer?

[PsYcHoBeArStAlKeR]

HAHAHA xD The end! lol

[twilightwolf111]

I WILL TAKE YOU BUCKET BY BUCKETTTTT //WEEPING// WHEN I HEARD IT THE SOUND I MADE WAS UNHUMAN. OK? UN. HUMAN.

[HitokiriShinzui]

 i can show you buckeeeeetssssssss~!!!!! Shining, shiiiiimmering, spleeeeeeeeendid~!

[ConcerningWHATNOW]

INSTANT HEEADCANON.



[xMindaTaia]

Awesome I love the voice acting. Who dose the art for your vid?

[Noruzenchi86]

2:03 The rage simply cuts off.

CORRECT THIS IMMEDIATELY.

[Bethmays00]

I CAN SHOW YOU BUCKETS!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[WarriorxCat]

I laughed so much

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

an....ocean of buckets....~OwO~

[wolf25705]

2:03 Yep. My life's complete now.

3:29 And now it's perfected.

[MegaWolfLover99]

My friends and I sing the Bucket song at school, and everyone stares at us...

[Crispythebunny656]

The bucket song. My god. XD

[MaxriaProductions]

Bucket song=Rape song :P

[silverheart61]

I drooled at the bucket song....

[ReinaTheBulbasaur321]

poor kk...

[1Deathgirl]

2:04 is where I graped a bucket :3

I love ur Karkat voice You win at life XD

[anime119]

Poor Karkat

[jaylalps]

why are you so un happy whit what you get

[therichgirl0927]

O_O I just noticed, after watching this 20 times... that Dave has his arm around Karkat! Am I the only one who didn't see this??

[Lollygyrrl]

@therichgirl0927 he has his arms on the back of the couch, so it looks like he has his arms on both Jade and Karkat

[NeonBatteryscar]

I'm going to start singing the bucket song at school :D

[YumilX2]

3:27: karkat-sit-in-a-cardboard-box!

[SentryOrion]

4:34 Bucket song.

Yes. Good.

[sasukeavenger102]

Hey karkat are your species born with horns or do they grow in? and if so does it hurt?

[SolinariXi]

3:36-3:54, doesnt make perfect sense in transcribe audio, but prretty good.

[BONKatomicSUKAPUNCH]

you are the only guy who makes gamzee sound like a rapist

[LxAndxJenavive]

SECURITY BLANKET! GOG DAMMIT! I WILL BE YOUR SECURITY BLANKEY SWEET-THANG!! *glomps*

[davexterezi]

But seriously, what the shit is a klondike bar?

[ChibiBlackii]

When he said "Oh fuck" I said that too xD

[zeHaleyChii]

OMIGAWD I ROFL'd!!!! XD BAHA!

[yokonamigaara]

THE BUCKETS, I'M CRYING XDDDD

[Beaudaddy15]

haha bucket ride nice

[silverheart61]

I nearly peed my pants laughing at the bucket song!! XD

[osweetie246]

4:35. i died.

[xXxKrazyKaixXx]

ROFL! xD xD a magic bucket riiidddeee~ xD tht frekin guy sounds like a raper! lmao

[FlubbahProductions]

TZ? WHO THE FUCK IS TZ?

:?

[2Dswife459]

@FlubbahProductions Terezi

[FlubbahProductions]

FAIL KARKAT NEVER SLEEPS

EVAH

[LordGreenshake]

HE SAID GOD. HE DOESNT KNOW GOD.

[Zeronightshade14]

@LordGreenshake Karkat says "God" several times in the comic

[d3m0nicpk]

@Zeronightshade14 No. He says gog. :D

[meowkittyninja]

@Zeronightshade14 actually they say gog....

[Zeronightshade14]

@meowkittyninja Terezi and Dave say "gog" as a joke refence to SB&HJ, and Karkat says it one to mock Terezi, none of the rest say it.

[AyameKia13]

.... I just finished watching Aladdin.....

[KyoKyo96]

2:46 - 3:15 = <3

[FlubbahProductions]

Read this conversation I had with karkat on Pesterchum: -- zodiaLibration [ZL] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 17:46 -- ZL: 50 73R3Z1 54Y5 5H3 F33L5 R3D F0R Y0U ZL: D035 7H47 M4K3 Y0U H4PPY? ZL: G4MZ33 8L0CK3D M3 ZL: 50 D035 7H47 M4K3 Y4 H4PPY? CG: YES, CG: ALL OF IT DOES, CG: MAKES ME SO CG: FUCKING CG: ELATED. I MADE KARKAT HAPPY! :O

[2Dswife459]

OH GOD XDDD

[Dubsteplova96]

YO karkat Heard of Mr bucket  /watch?v=dV1hv6L0R74

[trioxyz7]

seriously what the $h!t is a klondike bar?

[SonicTHnerd]

THAT BUCKET SONG IS NOW MY THEME SONG.FTW

[animenerdgirl8]

XDDD the bucket song!!

[ThisGirlHasWings]

H4H4 WHY D1D YOU 4SK K4RKL3S 1F H3 SUCK3D MY HORNS??? H3 BLUSH3D SOOO H4RD 4WW TH4NK YOU FOR YOU L3TT1NG M3 S33 TH4T <3

[adkpixie]

I GOG... I... CANT...BREATH...LAUGHINGT...TO­O .....HAARD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[SpawnTheWolf14]

2:14 - |'DDD Oyus

2:17- Aw D:

[monkeypig101]

We all know I sang the song to Karkat XDD

[Venicexvee]

the buket song made me choke on a life saver....*claps*

[indiancow10]

wtf is this :D

[horrerbuy]

oh my god i lost it .

[YumiziLuvsChu]

I must get the Bucket song!!

[Rachelsama44]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING D:> *dies of laughter* x_x

[Mudmask107]

Screenshot of Karkat as a pissed off french maid = the new bg on my iPod

XD

[icewindwarrior]

Found my new cannon voice!

[starrystar33fan100]

The bucket song at the end was the funniest thing i've ever seen XDD

[orbital151]

What is this? Why is this amusing to anybody?

[Lollygyrrl]

@orbital151 Go read homestuck, at ms paint adventures (dot) com

You'll understand after you read it.

[orbital151]

@Lollygyrrl I'd rather not.

[Lollygyrrl]

@orbital151 Then gtfo... What're watching this for if you don't like Homestuck?

[bloxxman978]

secury blanket

[Hemlock7734]

2:08 seems ligiet

[Kunailover101]

*burst out laughing* lol, this is too funny XD

[jadethesimessecat4]

XD I . CANT. STOP. LAUGHING!! LAWL

[Dumbledorathexplora]

2:03

hehehheeeeeeeeh B)

[killerfox13]

I want to go on a magic bucket ride.

[mellyXP]

My sweet gog karkat is a horn sucker xD

[marvelfan169]

XD OH MY GOG MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

[majorearthlover]

My dad came in around the hornsucking part. I had to explain  a lot.

[xXiRandomXx3]

What are these characters from anyway :/ a show?mascot? Plz let me know and what its called -:D

[Ookami9857]

@xXiRandomXx3 Homestuck!! Its a web comic.

[fault3k]

You know, I was pretty proud to be a Cancer for a while. Then I saw this video.

Conflicting emotions.

[Kitkatjul]

=-Karkat: sit in a cardbord box!

Karkat:WHY?

=-Karkat: dress like a french maid

Karkat:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR

Karkat:OK NOOKSUCKERS, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

[kittygumdrop1]

ummm ... th1s w4s v3ry 1n0prpr31t.... :33

[DrDakka]

The Magic Bucket Ride was solid gogdamn gold.

[Waddles62949]

My goodness... all those buckets just floating around.

[ackora528]

I fucking love Karkat!!!!!!! Yes, yes i can XD

[FlubbahProductions]

Can you flip me off?

╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮ Yes, yes I can.

[ackora528]

<3 i love Karkat <3

[Pumpkin2Face]

*dies laughing*

This is the greatest thing

Ever

Headcanon Karkat voice

[kitwish]

DO I SMELL A TZXKK SHIPPER?

[FlubbahProductions]

Can you flip me off?

Yes, yes I can.

I NEARLY BLEW UP LAUGHING!

[Mespritroth]

Lol @ wanna go to silent with me?

[DandyAndyWinters]

OHGOG THAT SONG XD That and >Karkat: sotting in a cardboad box just made me crack up to no end. Seriously. The laughing. It KEEPS HAPPENING!

[skulgirl123]

he stole my cardboard box!

[Frozensoulthecat]

@skulgirl123 CATCH THAT KARKAT!

[skulgirl123]

@Frozensoulthecat lol you'd better run fast, karkat. you'd better run.

[Frozensoulthecat]

@skulgirl123 slide down the hill on that cardboard box!

[skulgirl123]

@Frozensoulthecat LMFAO!

[Frozensoulthecat]

@skulgirl123 X3 CATCH THAT KARKAT! someone should do that... catch that man spoof XD

[skulgirl123]

@Frozensoulthecat totally, I would pay money to see that

[Frozensoulthecat]

@skulgirl123 I SHALL MAKE THAT SPOOF. :D TO GIMP AND MOVIE MAKER!

[skulgirl123]

@Frozensoulthecat Yay! Put the link when you're done so I can watch it!

[Frozensoulthecat]

@skulgirl123 okayz! :D

[emootaku7363]

@skulgirl123 Oh i thought it was mine fuck now i really dont know where it is

[ChiisaiAngel]

Lost my shit at the Bucket Song. ROFL XDD Headcanon for Karkitty forever <3

[MusicalMellody]

...i liked and favourited this especially because of the last minute. the last minute won my vote

[Kitkatjul]

His face=PRICLESS

[seafireofatlantis]

( ear gets long and hard) yes john that bone bulge is my ear

[Wolfofgreek]

LOL

[skulgirl123]

I'm the stalker... you did my voice wrong...

[skulgirl123]

Klondike bar? WHERE??????????????

[skulgirl123]

2:59 the moment I choked on laughter...

[antwan121000]

LOL I LOVE KARKAT EVEN IF HIS SHORT

[khgrl12]

beautiful reactions to Silent Hill ... :D even if the game is scarier... but add it to Homestuck and it becomes funny as hell > w <

[Cascada86625]

I lost it when the bucket song started.

[Sorreltail768]

stiill*



[Sorreltail768]

but your stiil awesome

[Sorreltail768]

your mean,hatiing on captor

[FayneDarkness]

2:23 = the moment I lost it xD

[ChemicalNeko]

LOL Ok first, the way you said the question with the cardboard box. Next, the bucket song. :'D

[BlackLilly12]

that song seams to get stuck in my head whenever I think of karkat now :D fine by me

InClass==> *starts bursting out laughing* why the hell is there a bucket in the teachers hand EVERY DAY ugg *LOL*

[clarabell199]

Me and my friend memorized this and started singing it while skipping to the park.. It's normal.

[ConnorJLysaght]

I can show you buckets~

[lilacbird]

Karkat sounds slightly flamboyant. This pleases me.

[Unclevertitle]

5:12 A whole new PAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!

[R3DCH4LK]

1 LOV3 YOU.

TH3 B3ST K4RKL3S.

TH3 B3ST.

[PastaaaaaProductions]

2:19

BEST PART

[triplesevenadmin]

>.> gamzee... you just got voice raped

[xXDaresaXx]

Dave: What the sit is this movie?

[xXDaresaXx]

@xXDaresaXx *Shit

[shadowsgirl5678]

i love silent hill :3 it was really cool

[BeyondTheManyStars]

OH MY GOD I CAN"T BREATHER IM LAUGHING TOO HARD!!!!!!

[ChemicalNeko]

OH MY GOG THE LAST ONE XDDDDDDDDDD

It should be flagged for sexual content >:U

[FailureGurl]

4:36 ... -i will sing this in school and the only 4 HS fans in school will stare at me :D the rest will shrug at the thought of buckets :P -

[seafireofatlantis]

what is karkat??????? Is it like a dude or not and if hes a dude is he gay??? nothing against gays or anything

[DarkCrystal828]

@seafireofatlantis o_________o are you joking? Or do you seriously know nothing about homestuck?

[ScenekiddHeartsMusic]

@seafireofatlantis He is a troll. From a comic by Andrew Hussie called Homestuck. On his planet there is no such thing as homo. So thats pretty much answers that. And yes Karkat is a dude. You should chec out the comic.

[Otaku1221Cosplayer]

some of those questions sounded like Salad Fingers XD

[xXTarepandaXx]

I just pissed myself laughing at the bucket song, like.. really a little came out.

[MsSuicidalMuffin]

where can i buy the bucket song? i need to know!

[Kamski33]

BUCKET SONG!!! :D

[Kamski33]

>KARKAT sit in a cardboard box!

[Kagomethefox]

Your tavros voice sounds almost like Octo's Owo