Ohhhh, yeah, ahh right there baby, yeah... NO! NOT RIGHT THERE! ARGMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH.
Bad sex.
What a way to die, though, right? He served his purpose and now he is food for his lover. He gave himself up for his lover. Now she said, you wont go with anyone else!
What happens if he didn't finish yet? It'd be like.... whoops. There goes 1000 eggs.
What a lucky dude... at least he does not have to go through a messy divorce and watch some judge take his house, truck and 1/2 his income as a reward for his wife cheating on him... I wish my ex would have just bitten my head off in one shot.
This is what happend: Female: honey come on and have sex with me! Male: ok (they do it) \ Male: ooops... Female; whats wrong honey? Male: Ummm.. nothing Female: Tell me pls! Male:ok... its... its that i... forgot to put my condom on, Female: Oh you little im pregnant now!! u hav to pay for it! *eats head* NOM NOM NOM!
So tell me why in biology class when my professor asked "What does the female praying mantis do to the male immediately after he's done mating with her?" almost every female in the class immediately and loudly answered back "Eats him!!".
I have the feeling that all girls are told this in their youth or something lmao.
This species looks like Sphodromantis lineola. By the way, the female does not ALWAYS eat the male.
I breed them and there's a trick for this: feed the female while you introduce the male. It will keep her distracted from him. While she's eating, he can do his business.
Its not nasty. He sacrifices his life so that female can get the nutrition to bear the eggs. :) Male tends to be loving, caring and sacrificing in all species where females play the role the the guardian. Unlike humans, where due to patriarchy we tend to destroy everything.
I was looking for that one shoe commercial where the commentator says the line " and the female eats the male's head after mating" The male looks up and takes off running, but this was funny too.
Wow, History & even today we are taught that the Male is the dominant one this is a perfect example of God's idea of how the pyramids should be upside down.
I think every male would risk his life just to get laid. I know my boyfriend definitely does. Because even though I don't take his head off after sex, I know my daddy would :D
i feel bad for the male mantis. had once sex in their lives and got eaten right away.... but damn, they even gon on havig sexy time even without a had.
@CloudProductionsUSA the females are usually much bigger and stronger so it makes it almost impossible for the males to eat them. They have a better chance of escaping (and some do) it all comes down to good timing
♫Oh-oh, here she comes ♪ Watch out boy she'll chew you up
♪ Oh-oh, here she comes ♫She's a maneater ♫
123ericn 3 hours ago
thats wat "being a dad" means haha getting eaten by the mom lol
watimsweetie 17 hours ago
if a male mates with a female its commiting suiside and the girl is commiting murder
littlemissrandomXD 1 day ago
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i'm thinking "jennifer's body" was inspired from this...
bubblymeh 1 day ago
my feminist gf is lovin this video right now
nandrinlouis 2 days ago
Haha. That girl's just like me. ;)
Inyoureyes911 2 days ago
at least his friends know he didn't die a virgin
atmenan2012 2 days ago
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stijve5 2 days ago 3
How does the male even try to escape with no head? If it wasn't his mate eating him it would be something else.
prmuhammad 4 days ago
@ 1:58. He's still fuckin her even after he lost his head. What a trooper !
snowmssr 4 days ago 4
That damn Cashew nut was right 0.o
PaulKevin14 5 days ago
WORTH IT
tkdguy246 6 days ago
@tkdguy246 xDD
oConshien 2 days ago
well atleast they dont die virgins, y'know unless he they get eating but something else
XxMeleniumxX 1 week ago
this is why i hate insects
GabiN64 1 week ago 4
now i wonder what she will tell her child what happen to their dad.
DaTViperKid 1 week ago
Doesn't matter had sex!
vega7291 1 week ago 2
for some hunting and chewing close ups watch?v=WpF1kcI7H-Q
stijve5 1 week ago 4
DAMN, she ATE his ass ALIVE! And he's still goin' at it! What a champ.
BelovedHeart 1 week ago 3
i sure hope they dont feel pain this looks pretty bad...
callisto1234 1 week ago
I used to be a playa until I got eaten by my lover....
miketh2005 1 week ago
Ohhhh, yeah, ahh right there baby, yeah... NO! NOT RIGHT THERE! ARGMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH.
Bad sex.
What a way to die, though, right? He served his purpose and now he is food for his lover. He gave himself up for his lover. Now she said, you wont go with anyone else!
What happens if he didn't finish yet? It'd be like.... whoops. There goes 1000 eggs.
miketh2005 1 week ago
doesn't matter had sex
AbrahamLincoln96 1 week ago
Women, eh? Can't live with em', Can't live without em'!
JordanK3lly 1 week ago
What a lucky dude... at least he does not have to go through a messy divorce and watch some judge take his house, truck and 1/2 his income as a reward for his wife cheating on him... I wish my ex would have just bitten my head off in one shot.
stevenabb 2 weeks ago
How is that fair if she cheated on YOU??? Pre-nups rte I guess.@stevenabb
miketh2005 1 week ago
DAMN NATURE U SCARY
Vuudooo 2 weeks ago
What a bitch -.-
ChristianFire7 2 weeks ago
I think she found out he cheated.
BhavikaSicka1610 2 weeks ago
@BhavikaSicka1610 Your Funny Lol
ansomeft 2 weeks ago
Buffy the vampire slayer brought me here
palarsson 2 weeks ago
The green porno brought me here,
JinxDeAsis 2 weeks ago
Sacrificial Love.
kaykayngng 2 weeks ago
what a biatch
makkakman 2 weeks ago
doesnt mather had sex
enfye 3 weeks ago 2
9gag brought me here
valentinoschmidt 3 weeks ago 2
great and wholy disturbing...
skydrake3 3 weeks ago
O kurwa!!!!!!!!
MsOskeei 3 weeks ago
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Happy Valentine's Day!
daquach91 3 weeks ago
Lol
Boy ok let's do it
Girl ok
1 min later
Uhuhuhuh
Boy now let's have babies
Female wat the hell no let's go off with ur head
supermario5398 3 weeks ago
TheGERO418 3 weeks ago
DAM NATURE, YOU SCARY!!
FreedyKrugerNess 3 weeks ago
She TOLD him not to pee on the toilet seat...
lamidlE 3 weeks ago
like this if u came here cause of kung fu panda 2
FriesKetchup 3 weeks ago 3
So how long can they live without a head?
EvanSol919 3 weeks ago
So this is why we have these animals in on our planet..
fckchrisfck 3 weeks ago
I really struggled to masturbate to this, I mean I did and it was okay. Didnt eat my own face after which was slightly dissapointing.
ursidius 4 weeks ago 4
So tell me why in biology class when my professor asked "What does the female praying mantis do to the male immediately after he's done mating with her?" almost every female in the class immediately and loudly answered back "Eats him!!".
I have the feeling that all girls are told this in their youth or something lmao.
rrpjdisc 1 month ago
@rrpjdisc
because women are evil
ronan32 3 weeks ago
O_O ok then... i am on the weird part of youtube again I guess... goodbye
waddles44021 1 month ago
@waddles44021
its not weird. its reality
shopaholiconfession1 3 weeks ago
giggity
hydrakson 1 month ago
Kung fu panda 2 took me here
poopoopuff 1 month ago
My girl try doing that to me once
1227leochin 1 month ago
This species looks like Sphodromantis lineola. By the way, the female does not ALWAYS eat the male.
I breed them and there's a trick for this: feed the female while you introduce the male. It will keep her distracted from him. While she's eating, he can do his business.
Shadowblood66 1 month ago 6
Girl Power!
DoUdO1000 1 month ago
Every time me and my girlfriend do a 69 I'm scared as shit.
medo64 1 month ago 23
@medo64 "Do a 69"? That's how I know you don't have a girlfriend.
GameMaster44445 1 week ago
@GameMaster44445 yo b.i.t.c.h., I do have a gf. But, i just saw your profile picture, and I'm sure as hell, your gf is your right hand.
medo64 1 week ago
Bitch!!
MichaelCGindi 1 month ago
I hope that my wife doesn't watching !
MrSandokany 1 month ago 2
Wat the hell
MsSwaggeristic23 1 month ago
What a bitch
adilscopez 1 month ago
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Findecan 1 month ago
Talk about giving head...
MisterMysterious 1 month ago
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alexc475 1 month ago
man I got chills 0_0 thats freaky
MultiAwesomenessman 1 month ago
I have a boner.
bankaikun94 1 month ago
I'm sorry ain't no pussy in world is worth getting your head bitten off :/
nuggetbagg23 1 month ago
NASTY
Tyson55977 1 month ago 4
andrew vanwyngarden is fascinated in those insects. ^^
95MGMT 1 month ago
dis bitch aint getting no child support
babymanswag1 1 month ago 11
Bow chika wow chika wow
Nathan20XX 1 month ago
now i know what mind fucking means
TheRocker0016 1 month ago
shes taking the whole "i want you inside me." a little too far.
jes9044 1 month ago 78
Eew
warriorsemberheart 1 month ago
my name is mantis622 WTF? i want to change it NOW!!!
mantis622 1 month ago 6
Id rather be a virgin then get my head eaten
DirtyDubstepSoldier 1 month ago 6
Sooo pretty much they're like human females?
MarcianoMarcel 1 month ago
thats women for ya
lndac02 1 month ago
Eww get this off youtube lol
Kandiichick99 1 month ago
That mantis is a crazy bitch lol
WESKERfromEVIL 1 month ago
Does the male resist being eaten at all?
blazejames47 1 month ago
Its not nasty. He sacrifices his life so that female can get the nutrition to bear the eggs. :) Male tends to be loving, caring and sacrificing in all species where females play the role the the guardian. Unlike humans, where due to patriarchy we tend to destroy everything.
GODISNOTGREAT0 1 month ago 5
@GODISNOTGREAT0 Yep, couldn't have said it better myself.
xxxBakeneckoxxx 1 month ago
Kamasutra pose 12030: The praying mantis position.... Now that one I'll never try
uttamfloray 1 month ago
that is the nastiest thing i think ive every seen in my entire life . . . ugh :/
shannonstables 1 month ago
Kung Fu panda 2:)
Servantthought 1 month ago
better hit it and quit it fast
hammytataful 1 month ago
Thy great Interwebz lording proclaims:
Keep the woman in the kitchen ,and this won't happen to you!
BagoGarde 1 month ago
Doesn't matter had sex..
valromatorre 1 month ago
doesn't matter, had sex!
lica23nk 1 month ago 4
Damn nature, you scary!
HarcorePorn 1 month ago
Still a better love story than Twilight
ElectrifyingKeke 2 months ago 100
@ElectrifyingKeke one of the best comments ever!
guruhonza 1 month ago
thums up if catherine brought you here
notmorefat 2 months ago
Actually for mating to happen the female has to decapitate the male first. So he's dead anyway
whenicry4u 2 months ago
Hay, a girl's gotta eat.
adakteen2 2 months ago
Kung fu panda 2
Thulith112 2 months ago
Gues he was hiting that shit wrong.
fgonzalez1905 2 months ago
I came here because of Jwoww...
Scofields1828 2 months ago
@Scofields1828 lol me too! ithought iwas the only one
LadyRaiders22 2 months ago
I was broght here by jersey shores jwoww
yony231 2 months ago
I was looking for that one shoe commercial where the commentator says the line " and the female eats the male's head after mating" The male looks up and takes off running, but this was funny too.
AcidBlackLove86 2 months ago
@oTHEothrguy
Have you seen mantis' arms lately?
EXPLOSIVEXPLOSION 2 months ago
Bitches be crazy
EXPLOSIVEXPLOSION 2 months ago
well if the mantis was smart it wound not mate i mean da is that not the smart thing to do da!
danceismylove33 2 months ago
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danceismylove33 2 months ago
Why would female mantis eat a male mantis.that would be like your wife eating you.
nolanfelix2002 2 months ago
She's like nom nom nom
luckystar12341 2 months ago
Female mantis: YOU RAPED ME NOW DIE
Robloxer032Studios 2 months ago
damn nature, you crazy!!!
ITheyCallMeRick 2 months ago
Om nom nom nom nom
Isamuavanara 2 months ago
thumbs up if u searched dis video , in order to see whaether the female rips the males head while copulation or not?\
998hossain 2 months ago
dumb female... how's she going to get alimony now?
QuarterMasterGaming 2 months ago
Anyone else jerk off to this?
StudioHizu 2 months ago
Damn nature you scary!
xXXH4RR15XXx 2 months ago
Eww * regrets*
hannahnbrooke1234 2 months ago
And men thought cuddling was bad? Remember! It could always be worse!
EmeraldRaven91 2 months ago
Off with his head!!
songbird3rmj 2 months ago
at least now he doesn't have to pay child support...
True2TheBlueYoViGang 2 months ago
the mating was hot
DallyJaxson 2 months ago
Dilemma: Live, or have sex.
TheRiffCalendar 2 months ago
She wanted him inside her some more
Marcelis 2 months ago
Virgin,death ,virgin,death virgin,death hard decision
tjmc69 2 months ago
fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
mazinger8000 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you're here cuz of Kung Fu Panda 2?
b00m13 2 months ago 37
so...wouldn't it make more sense to keep your populations up?
pierceys234 2 months ago
did i just wach porn
mrcartoon0001 2 months ago
i think she just nagged his head off
chevanne123 2 months ago
What the hell!!!!!!!
chili6789101112 2 months ago
lol can't stop thinking about "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"
Coyotalia 2 months ago
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FamousReporter 2 months ago
Can't we just cuddle?
GeneralCane 2 months ago 4
Some good pussy
townrumor 2 months ago
Its cannibalism/necrophilia
FatManRuss1 2 months ago 2
I used to have 4 preymantis and now i have three because of this
jmoney6582 2 months ago
What a bitch
x6s6 2 months ago 3
That's really messed up.
CocoaBeansXoX 2 months ago
Just think about how many lives would be saved if praying mantis' knew how to say "Bitch, make me a sandwich!"
stewie277 2 months ago
DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY
mxcnprd10 2 months ago
This is why they shud just masterbate.
oTHEothrguy 2 months ago
Wow, History & even today we are taught that the Male is the dominant one this is a perfect example of God's idea of how the pyramids should be upside down.
lrhetta 2 months ago
that bitch got to geeked up
NickSiler17 2 months ago
what a whore
shakwa124 3 months ago
Y not just masterbate?
XtremeTsTeam 3 months ago
@XtremeTsTeam dude he has fucking scythes for hands hed cut his penis off :(
DeadliestSoldier 2 months ago
Sooooo..... im a prey mantis...... does this mean im just watching regular porn?
shadow9879 3 months ago 2
@iiTzLeGacY LOL SAME OH MY GODDD/
ViETGiRLsOWNs 3 months ago
It's always a surprise to each individual male, even though they have been doing it since time began.
TheLadymia69 3 months ago
So this is Mantis sex? Mantis doesn't give head they take it...
Traitess 3 months ago 19
If i was a mantis, I'd be a raper mantis so i can have sex and not get eaten! Thumbs up if you agree! Hehe
ILoveGallimimus 3 months ago 5
TAKE IT, YOU DIRTY BITCH!
JodieIshmael1212 3 months ago
What a B!tch...
dustinb419 3 months ago
Vagina power, feminism FTW!
JoetheBoss7 3 months ago
PORN!
CheJK666 3 months ago
I think every male would risk his life just to get laid. I know my boyfriend definitely does. Because even though I don't take his head off after sex, I know my daddy would :D
Airmanlover08 3 months ago
i feel bad for the male mantis. had once sex in their lives and got eaten right away.... but damn, they even gon on havig sexy time even without a had.
damn nature, you scary!
SlaytanicBeer92 3 months ago
Doesn't matter.
Had sex :3
FCM47 3 months ago 7
ask for ah sandwhich stupid jerk !
stussyworkbomb 3 months ago
@CloudProductionsUSA Why in the world would a male mate with a female and just eat her head? Hello! Have you forgot that she needs to give birth?
unoiamacutie 3 months ago
NATURE YOUR SCARY!
soverato3 3 months ago 3
Why doesn't the male eat the female instead of running?
CloudProductionsUSA 3 months ago
@CloudProductionsUSA the females are usually much bigger and stronger so it makes it almost impossible for the males to eat them. They have a better chance of escaping (and some do) it all comes down to good timing
MissFroggyoggy 3 months ago
Still counts!
karveshulade 3 months ago
bitch!
Muawiye 3 months ago in playlist Nature
Female mantises are zombies, but who says that's a bad thing? :P
The321bonecrusher 3 months ago
i dnt think she was satisfied.....
gadish12 3 months ago
That's One Lucky Bug!
BillyNye1982 3 months ago
as i always say, a man gotta know when to pull out..
mustancu 3 months ago
this is why mantises don't have aids.
03212871007 3 months ago
This made me horney.
splishsplashsploshXD 3 months ago
Doesn't matter, had sex
lolwutcards 3 months ago 75
See women are bitchez! :p
carlosdavison 3 months ago
wtf @ it trying to run away without a head...
ZomgZomg007 3 months ago 3
this is why guys always leave right after sex...
Questionable23 3 months ago 105