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  • WORTH IT

  • well atleast they dont die virgins, y'know unless he they get eating but something else

  • this is why i hate insects

  • now i wonder what she will tell her child what happen to their dad.

  • Doesn't matter had sex!

  • for some hunting and chewing close ups watch?v=WpF1kcI7H-Q

  • DAMN, she ATE his ass ALIVE! And he's still goin' at it! What a champ.

  • i sure hope they dont feel pain this looks pretty bad...

  • I used to be a playa until I got eaten by my lover....

  • Ohhhh, yeah, ahh right there baby, yeah... NO! NOT RIGHT THERE! ARGMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH.

    Bad sex.

    What a way to die, though, right? He served his purpose and now he is food for his lover. He gave himself up for his lover. Now she said, you wont go with anyone else!

    What happens if he didn't finish yet? It'd be like.... whoops. There goes 1000 eggs.

  • doesn't matter had sex

  • Women, eh? Can't live with em', Can't live without em'!

  • What a lucky dude... at least he does not have to go through a messy divorce and watch some judge take his house, truck and 1/2 his income as a reward for his wife cheating on him... I wish my ex would have just bitten my head off in one shot.

  • How is that fair if she cheated on YOU??? Pre-nups rte I guess.@stevenabb

  • DAMN NATURE U SCARY

  • What a bitch -.-

  • I think she found out he cheated.

  • @BhavikaSicka1610 Your Funny Lol

  • Buffy the vampire slayer brought me here

  • The green porno brought me here,

  • Sacrificial Love. 

  • what a biatch

  • doesnt mather had sex

  • 9gag brought me here

  • great and wholy disturbing...

  • O kurwa!!!!!!!!

  • Now here's a woman that puts the boys in their place, when are women going to do the same? Good discipline, bravo! jk..

  • Lol

    Boy ok let's do it

    Girl ok

    1 min later

    Uhuhuhuh

    Boy now let's have babies

    Female wat the hell no let's go off with ur head

  • This is what happend: Female: honey come on and have sex with me! Male: ok (they do it) \ Male: ooops... Female; whats wrong honey? Male: Ummm.. nothing Female: Tell me pls! Male:ok... its... its that i... forgot to put my condom on, Female: Oh you little im pregnant now!! u hav to pay for it! *eats head* NOM NOM NOM!
  • DAM NATURE, YOU SCARY!!

  • She TOLD him not to pee on the toilet seat...

  • like this if u came here cause of kung fu panda 2

  • So how long can they live without a head?

  • So this is why we have these animals in on our planet..

  • I really struggled to masturbate to this, I mean I did and it was okay. Didnt eat my own face after which was slightly dissapointing.

  • So tell me why in biology class when my professor asked "What does the female praying mantis do to the male immediately after he's done mating with her?" almost every female in the class immediately and loudly answered back "Eats him!!".

    I have the feeling that all girls are told this in their youth or something lmao.

  • @rrpjdisc

    because women are evil

  • O_O ok then... i am on the weird part of youtube again I guess... goodbye

  • @waddles44021

    its not weird. its reality

  • giggity

    

  • Kung fu panda 2 took me here

  • My girl try doing that to me once

  • This species looks like Sphodromantis lineola. By the way, the female does not ALWAYS eat the male.

    I breed them and there's a trick for this: feed the female while you introduce the male. It will keep her distracted from him. While she's eating, he can do his business.

  • Girl Power!

  • Every time me and my girlfriend do a 69 I'm scared as shit.

  • @medo64 "Do a 69"? That's how I know you don't have a girlfriend.

  • @GameMaster44445 yo b.i.t.c.h., I do have a gf. But, i just saw your profile picture, and I'm sure as hell, your gf is your right hand.

  • Bitch!!

  • I hope that my wife doesn't watching !

  • Wat the hell

  • What a bitch

  • Doesn't matter, had sex.

  • Talk about giving head...

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  • man I got chills 0_0 thats freaky

  • I have a boner.

  • I'm sorry ain't no pussy in world is worth getting your head bitten off :/

  • NASTY

  • andrew vanwyngarden is fascinated in those insects. ^^

  • dis bitch aint getting no child support

  • Bow chika wow chika wow

  • now i know what mind fucking means

  • shes taking the whole "i want you inside me." a little too far.

  • Eew

  • my name is mantis622 WTF? i want to change it NOW!!!

  • Id rather be a virgin then get my head eaten

  • Sooo pretty much they're like human females?

  • thats women for ya

  • Eww get this off youtube lol

  • That mantis is a crazy bitch lol

  • Does the male resist being eaten at all?

  • Its not nasty. He sacrifices his life so that female can get the nutrition to bear the eggs. :) Male tends to be loving, caring and sacrificing in all species where females play the role the the guardian. Unlike humans, where due to patriarchy we tend to destroy everything.

  • @GODISNOTGREAT0 Yep, couldn't have said it better myself.

  • Kamasutra pose 12030: The praying mantis position.... Now that one I'll never try

  • that is the nastiest thing i think ive every seen in my entire life . . . ugh :/

  • Kung Fu panda 2:)

  • better hit it and quit it fast

  • Thy great Interwebz lording proclaims:

    Keep the woman in the kitchen ,and this won't happen to you!

  • Doesn't matter had sex..

  • doesn't matter, had sex!

  • Damn nature, you scary!

  • Still a better love story than Twilight

  • @ElectrifyingKeke one of the best comments ever!

  • thums up if catherine brought you here

  • Actually for mating to happen the female has to decapitate the male first. So he's dead anyway

  • Hay, a girl's gotta eat.

  • Kung fu panda 2

  • Gues he was hiting that shit wrong.

  • I came here because of Jwoww...

  • @Scofields1828 lol me too! ithought iwas the only one

  • I was broght here by jersey shores jwoww

  • I was looking for that one shoe commercial where the commentator says the line " and the female eats the male's head after mating" The male looks up and takes off running, but this was funny too.

  • @oTHEothrguy

    Have you seen mantis' arms lately?

  • Bitches be crazy

  • well if the mantis was smart it wound not mate i mean da is that not the smart thing to do da!

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  • Why would female mantis eat a male mantis.that would be like your wife eating you.

  • She's like nom nom nom

  • Female mantis: YOU RAPED ME NOW DIE

  • damn nature, you crazy!!!

  • Om nom nom nom nom

  • thumbs up if u searched dis video , in order to see whaether the female rips the males head while copulation or not?\

  • dumb female... how's she going to get alimony now?

  • Anyone else jerk off to this?

  • Damn nature you scary!

  • Eww * regrets*

  • And men thought cuddling was bad? Remember! It could always be worse!

  • Off with his head!!

  • at least now he doesn't have to pay child support...

  • the mating was hot

  • Dilemma: Live, or have sex.

  • She wanted him inside her some more

  • Virgin,death ,virgin,death virgin,death hard decision

  • fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

  • Thumbs up if you're here cuz of Kung Fu Panda 2?

  • so...wouldn't it make more sense to keep your populations up?

  • did i just wach porn

  • i think she just nagged his head off

  • What the hell!!!!!!!

  • lol can't stop thinking about "What's Eating Gilbert Grape"

  • Can't we just cuddle?

  • Some good pussy

  • Its cannibalism/necrophilia

  • I used to have 4 preymantis and now i have three because of this

  • What a bitch

  • That's really messed up.

  • Just think about how many lives would be saved if praying mantis' knew how to say "Bitch, make me a sandwich!"

  • DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

  • This is why they shud just masterbate.

  • Wow, History & even today we are taught that the Male is the dominant one this is a perfect example of God's idea of how the pyramids should be upside down.

  • that bitch got to geeked up

  • what a whore

  • Y not just masterbate?

  • @XtremeTsTeam dude he has fucking scythes for hands hed cut his penis off :(

  • Sooooo..... im a prey mantis...... does this mean im just watching regular porn?

  • @iiTzLeGacY LOL SAME OH MY GODDD/

  • It's always a surprise to each individual male, even though they have been doing it since time began.

  • So this is Mantis sex? Mantis doesn't give head they take it...

  • If i was a mantis, I'd be a raper mantis so i can have sex and not get eaten! Thumbs up if you agree! Hehe

  • TAKE IT, YOU DIRTY BITCH!

  • What a B!tch...

  • Vagina power, feminism FTW!

  • PORN!

  • I think every male would risk his life just to get laid. I know my boyfriend definitely does. Because even though I don't take his head off after sex, I know my daddy would :D

  • i feel bad for the male mantis. had once sex in their lives and got eaten right away.... but damn, they even gon on havig sexy time even without a had.

    damn nature, you scary!

  • Doesn't matter.

    Had sex :3

  • ask for ah sandwhich stupid jerk !

  • @CloudProductionsUSA Why in the world would a male mate with a female and just eat her head? Hello! Have you forgot that she needs to give birth?

  • NATURE YOUR SCARY!

  • Why doesn't the male eat the female instead of running?

  • @CloudProductionsUSA the females are usually much bigger and stronger so it makes it almost impossible for the males to eat them. They have a better chance of escaping (and some do) it all comes down to good timing

  • Still counts!

  • bitch!

  • Female mantises are zombies, but who says that's a bad thing? :P

  • i dnt think she was satisfied.....

  • That's One Lucky Bug!

  • as i always say, a man gotta know when to pull out..

  • this is why mantises don't have aids.

  • This made me horney. 

  • Doesn't matter, had sex

  • See women are bitchez! :p

  • wtf @ it trying to run away without a head...

  • this is why guys always leave right after sex...

  • I have the weirdest bonner ever right now, and I'm a girl.

  • Fry: So you have to choose between a life without sex, and a gruesome death?

    Zoidburg: Yes

    Fry: Tough call

  • Ahhhhhh the babies are bastards!!!

  • Thumbs up if you came here because of Kung Fu Panda 2!

  • now thats wut i call ruff sex lmao!

  • do the males know that they are about to be eating, haha, why not run away

  • I only find this out because of Kung Fu Panda 2:D

  • that mantis should've stuck with masturbating.

  • I guess that's how Tom Arnold felt...

  • baby mantis' grow up without dads

    

  • سبحان الله

    بعد عملية التزاوج تقوم أنثى السرعوف "فرس النبي" بالتهام رأس ذكر السرعوف وهو حي.