Barney's Mind - Episode 3

[morsmanal]

YAY, i got it played a while and now im gonna watch another series of minds

[kurtanglerocks555]

DAMN ^_^

[Alzerak]

I imagine some kind of drinking game could be created with the ammount of times barney says damn in this episode

[morsmanal]

I shall stop watching for now but only until I get the game cos I don't want much spoilers. I'll be back

[GeMod299]

Damn... =/

[InfinityXSeven]

Damn!

[KerianH]

Macgyver? You seem more like a Macgruber to me, buddy...XD I can't wait to see more.

[706Crew]

"Welcome to earth!" xD

[KarmicXRestrictions]

Alternate between watching this Freeman's mind and Shepards mind and they all hook up pretty nicely lol because their all programmed too and because their "narrators" are really good actors =)

[killer2764]

Hmm, i would appreciate some more rage to make it funny, Like you know kinda lock Ross Scotts, Not saying you should copy him but, yeah, It was pretty funny seeing him rage against the houndeyes, the aliens, the headcrabs, the turrents, and especially the locked doors.

Other than that, great series.

[YalcomMacob]

7:57 North? That said South...

[BATMACE555]

Daaaamn

[NewAgeServerAlarm]

Watch this episode with Youtube's Transcribe Audio captions turned on... some of the translations are a bit funny while most of them make no sense at all.

[braq662]

you sir have well bested me i thought this one was gonna be puke but you sir have bested me

[Albel217]

I kinda don't like how he never raises his voice 

[Masterlink981]

You better not go Resident Evil on me!

XD I cracked up! So BARNEY does play video games! XD

[Blitz379TV]

@IRAMightyPirate if your going to copy the freeman's mind idea at least have the decency to come up with original banter and and not say damn in every other sentince. I know you can't help that the way you sound when you say damn is annoying as hell but you don't have to say it that often.

[adamcrook11]

@Blitz379TV CRITIC!!

Gordon Freeman

[Blitz379TV]

@adamcrook11 Oh calm down. Yeah I'm critiquing it but what's wrong with that? At least I'm not going ALL CAPS RAGE WITH EXTRA EXCLAMATION POINTS!! like some people... And Gordon Freeman? WTF? That was really out of context.

[werewolf1grl12]

I love how you say damn X3

[Crowbars357]

@TheMinecraftdude97 that's because Ross Scott uses Half Life Source. Blue shift uses a completely different engine.

[mrsslein]

"daaaaamn" is kinda gettin annoyin :I

[capylego]

how do make it so u cant see the gun?

[TheRyder808]

Freemans mind

+Shepards mind

+Barneys mind

+Chells mind

+Felix mind

______________

Awesome

[McBubbleslvl900]

Half life: blue shift

[pXqclan]

what game is this

[stickdudeshooter]

how do you remove the hud

[lenxlover1]

I like ALL off them the way they are! *throws fit* FREAKING PEOPLE AND THAT GODDAMN STUPID BAD JUDGEMENTS!

[DMizuho]

Sorry but this is kinda boring.

[burningflurber]

>:( I despise Barny. He dislikes Pepsi AND ninjas?

[TheMinecraftdude97]

it takes him like seven shots to kill an enemy gordon kills whiith 3 shots

[laenworgan]

in chells mind freemans mind and barneys mind i have heard things about ninjas... are the ninjas so nice?

[MetallikRyan]

Is he the voice of Dave in Civil Protection?

[blackdomwarrior]

@MetallikRyan  No.

[thekieranvideos]

he needs to stopripping off lines from freemans mind

[Strawbz7209]

the alarm playing at the beginning, all i could think of was "a 1, a 2, a 3 4 5"

[MrPypap]

he really screwed up on the timeline he doesnt even know that the crabs even latch on to the head and hes calling them face crabs

[moldytaco1]

i dont mean any disrespect but.... is all you know how to say is damn whenever you are surprised try to get some new dialog it will make the show better

[UberTuber04]

"Acess code, 99cheese."

ROFL

[UberTuber04]

So is the "Special Edition" thing like, the remake or what?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@UberTuber04 remake, these first ones are really rough (especially this one).

[kickflipinyaface]

@IRAMightyPirate No offense, but I can see why you wanted to remake these. The first few episodes kind of sound like PARODIES of "Mind" shows.

[RichyRotondo]

I hate it when you say "Daaaamn"

[lm0drevil]

damn that coke was good

[momomo544]

vinegar mixed with bacon? sounds yummy!

[texasguy110001]

if your supposed to be barney, you'd call them (as he would say) "head-humpers"

[lockbreak12]

@texasguy110001 he eventually comes to that conclusion

[Die2live88]

Freeminds mind is better!!!

[lockbreak12]

@Die2live88 and the maker of this has said on record that he agrees but you have to admit he is still better than 95% of the mind series out there

[hunter398]

@Die2live88 The creator of Freeman's mind is a good friend of the creator of this. Now what would be better if you would shut the fuck up because NOBODY FUCKING CARES!

And there's no such thing as Freeminds mind.

[kingjulianhird123]

Damn!

[TRDEWH]

quite a few damn's......just saying.....

[Eriktobru]

a ninja enjoys his wenches and booty in the shadows

[nikekotor2]

you talk to much but at least you get stuff done unlike the freeman's mind from half-life 2.

[TheMrTadas]

LAME.... sry but freemans mind is better :)

[xaion64]

"welcome to earth!" lol ID4 reference

[IRAMightyPirate]

@xaion64 heh, I forgot about that line, I'll totally have to put that in the remake.

[Boyengetsu]

@IRAMightyPirate So you ARE planning to remake this one?

[JohnnySpykeGaming]

@IRAMightyPirate theres one thing about these "mind" series things....nobody seems surprised that god damn aliens are trying to melt your dick off with acid!

[TheThas2]

how do i get the half-life soucer weapons in this game ?

[kyledunk98]

you keep saying DAMN!



[waffledude111111]

to the top comments at the time of watching, you spelled Gordon wrong.

[skypilot775]

if two people can imitate freemans mind... I can

[koolaid22222]

i think freemans mind is funnier because he freaks out more

[Dimon1001000]

фримен cerf

[GojyotheFeared]

"Damn it, I can't hear anything. Shut up!" -bang-

[filmsmurfen123]

freeman did the same thing he trusted the dogs...

[MidnightStrike105]

I'm a little late but anyway I think dome constructive criticism can go along way. I like this series so far but it seems uncreative. Lots of the time you either rambling or saying dam. Also it seems as if you are basing a lot of your jokes on ross scotts. That's fine but add a little more to make it your yours. But other than that great series.

[IRAMightyPirate]

@MidnightStrike105 Thanks for being constructive, I totally agree and I got a lot better after episode 4 to 6 or so. I think you'll find I significantly improve as the series goes along. I hope to redo episode 3 someday soon.

[EnigmaUnkown]

@MidnightStrike105

Actually I think that kind of behavior fits possible security guard attitude just perfect!

[knuckleninja10]

How do u make these types of videos? I wanna try to make one

[derpybone]

CAUTION no hand rails CAUTION weird moron

[elkurtoisdabomb]

you can compare this to ross scott but i cant i like them both equaly

[Chuca1151]

hehe nice i like watching your vids :)

[oblivonser]

which program do you use for video-capturing

[IRAMightyPirate]

@oblivonser fraps

[DoubleOhSeven68]

@IRAMightyPirate faps?

[IRAMightyPirate]

@DoubleOhSeven68 exactly

[MrMistery101]

they explode when you punch them...lol

[SHADOWDOOOM]

"how often do you see a ninja with whences and booty?"

how often do you SEE a ninja?

[assassasinaprentince]

notice how he says damn,and how much he says it

[WAB1234561]

Yep

[silvernug]

inspired doesnt mean =, some of the character traits are similar, this would of been pulled of more with a more dramatic wtf is that then of its an alien shoot it

[studioarts100]

IRAMightyPirate is Dave from Civil Protection!

here him say IM A NINJA!

[TheIflame]

@studioarts100 I would more love to hear him say" I am mighty tiger!"

[studioarts100]

@TheIflame

Yep Thattal be walking down memory lane....* gay thoughts* >_> STAY AWAY GAY THOUGHTS!!!!!!

[sabrewolfgun]

ninjas are way better than pirates!

[legoguygp]

your stealing every thing from freeman's mind

[deza213]

u like saying damn.....so do I :D oh yea and go Man U, Im american but im a fan :D

[deza213]

u like saying damn.....so do I :D

[TheFinishMiner]

i hate the way you make barney just like gordon

[lovinlyfe4dub]

I was obviously skeptical at first but thgis is pretty good.

[DRBEASTIE2]

its strange how nearly every half-life mind that they kill the first dog but then think they are friendly so they let the second dog attack

[Killer201able]

Damn!! Thumbs up if you agree.

[howdyd000]

A bottomless pit full of ladders and bees!! with no handrails!!! DX

[Rho1811]

You have to build up to cynical comments with real reactions/emotions first before they can be funny.

Now it just sounds like you wanted to compress the best parts of Ross Scott's videos into one or two videos of your own without doing the work of BUILDING THE CHARAKTER first.

I don't believe you are Barneys mind for one second.. :)

[bramblehead0]

@Rho1811 it does get better keep goin in ;D at least you added the smileys, they make your comments look like actual constructive criticism, not that they arn't

[Rho1811]

Just think about what YOUR first reaction would be if you were stuck beneath the surface, alone in the dark with dead bodies all around and freaking ALIENS jumping in your face. The word PANIC comes to mind..

His mind sounds like someone sitting secure at home in front of his PC narrating from the outside, you know? :)

[bramblehead0]

@Rho1811 it does get better keep goin on ;D

[Rho1811]

I'm sorry, I know you mean well.. but this not a good acting job..

It's not funny when the characters voice doesn't really reflect what is happening..

[Attewir]

Shephard loves ladders you know? And you guys MUST make a better reaction for these guys, because when i see a alien i would like fucking jump on walls, Barney is like "Oh what is this? alien? lets shoot it..." BOORING! i still would rate 5/5 :D

[musicrelatedvids]

I guess we're north tunnel! *clicks south tunnel access*

[bobbyhooks99]

Oh God, another one?! *blam blam blam* Welcome to EARTH!!!

[imzoboard]

I think I counted 21 "damns" haha

[ConnersatWar]

Lol I should count how many times you've said "Damn!" because I'm sure so far it's at least 20 or 30

[monkeymaniac64]

"Welcome to Earth!!" lol, Independence day quote

[SuperDuperCrazyDude]

At 6:11 I actually pushed the wheel chair over to fence and jumped it instead of blowing it up, I guess I was just being stupid.

[RKOboring9]

I just thought of something, Gordan Freeman is a better shot than Barney.... A Scientist is better with guns than A Trained Security Guard.

[IRAMightyPirate]

@RKOboring9 this was done deliberately.

[RKOboring9]

@IRAMightyPirate oh okay.Great Series btw

[magnumslinger]

@RKOboring9 at least he remembers to reload XD

[m4ttrul3s]

@RKOboring9 its because gordan watches die hard too much

[V3SGO2011]

@m4ttrul3s Maybe its because Gordon buy his watches on Gman watch store :S

[Z3bProductions]

plz plz plz plz how do you holster

[IRAMightyPirate]

@Z3bProductions in the console, r_drawviewmodel 0.

I bound that to a key so that I could do it quickly.

[Z3bProductions]

@IRAMightyPirate thanks alot it helps me sooooooooooo much, btw love ur vids

[TheBoksera631]

@IRAMightyPirate how do you do that?

[Persianseven]

@Z3bProductions what is holster ? Oo

[Z3bProductions]

@Persianseven it is when some one put down thier weapon

[fredfan949]

Below it's from the makers of free mans mind

[DRFTR566]

So much stolen content from Freeman's Mind

[pieboy6000]

@DRFTR566

You aren't very smart are you.

He made the video(s) as he was inspired by Ross Scott (Freeman's Mind maker).

Stealing the content would probably be something like ripping the entire video and posting it on his channel, claiming it to be his own.

It even says in the description "Inspired (and endorsed) by: Freeman's Mind (Ross Scott)".

[jrptrapt]

hmm... i dont want to be rude. but alot of jokes/dialouge were used in freemans mind. still a good series though! it just gets boring when it seems like u just took dialouge from freemans mind and used it in ur machinima..

[Karukell]

@jrptrapt These are the first episodes. Keep watching, I promise it'll get better.

[TheDominionOfElites]

I like the part where he says 'Damn'

[kishimoto199]

Ok screw these videos, he trys to hard and it's a copy of stuff I heard in freemans mind but not as good.

[Liam9787]

@kishimoto199 YOU SUCK. IRAMightyPirate is one of the best people on earth

[comedyactors108]

NICE VID

[cookingboy3]

3 Acid, 0 facehuggers..... 2 Franchester United.

[powerade52400]

DAAAAAAMN

[jetscream2]

He overuses the word "Damn". No offence.

[popsterbob]

bed you would like a cross between a ninja and a pirate

[fiesta471]

Acid 3 - Facecrab 1... Manchester United 2...

Glory Glory Man Utd. :D

[tehfriedrabbit]

and with this, a pirate had sex with a ninja. creating the epic powerful ninja pirate :)

[Nechmen01]

If he says 'damn" or "man" one more time, Freemans gonna put him on his list of enemys.

[LarryPokeTrainer]

"Cackle in Hell, you bastard!"

[whutup75]

Too many Ross Scott references

[mooncll1]

You know he excepts his mistakes you got to respect someone for doing that like some Youtubers freak out

[Exzmo]

So should I play Blue shift after Half-Life 1?

[Brock101011]

@Exzmo You should.

Half-Life and Blue Shift happen at around the same time, give or take about 20 minutes, with different characters.

[poopiguy123]

no ninjas rule

[bigfatcarp93]

39 people are neck deep in acid.

[TwilightKun4]

39+ people got stuck in the acid, molested by facecrabs and plummeted to their doom because of the lack of handrails

What a shame

[sandynkev04]

Ha, acid- 3, facecrab- 0 and Manchester United-2

[Legolad229]

39 people got hit by electricity

[JohAsp97]

Freeman is a better shooter LOL :P

[kennyshigh]

Cause freemans min uses source engine

[charango96]

why freemans mind has ragdoll effects?????????

[CyanideBlizzard]

@charango96 It's because the creator used Half-Life : Source, which was an updated version of the original done with the source engine.

[TheBlakeLawrence]

99 cheese!

[shakenmikeg14]

DAAYYYM!

[Spyguy79XD]

"GAAAH don't fall on me... Is this stable? ...I really gotta pee." XD most funneh line!

[steamfake500]

you said i need to go trough the north access tunnel but you said wrong you go trough south access tunnel that was fail talk!

[jakeneshino]

you say damn alot.. and in an odd way..

[TuckingFypos101]

You get a lot of jokes from Freeman's mind, like facehuggers.

[TheTrickster626]

LOL Your like Francis from L4D " i Hate stairs "

[TonyWellst]

"aliens? whuh... are you dead? yea ur dead..."

[killernat]

Manchester united 2 i lold

[Gediminas258]

you suck bals!

[PowerFusionX]

How did we go from inside the building to this

[d4rkfe4r]

this isnt to bad, i'll admit i like freemans mind better but im still goona watch, also what you should've done when you were making this is put more emotion into the voice, would have made it more interesting. although good idea :)

[rodneytheincontinent]

DRINKING GAME!

1)Drink every time he says damn!

2)???????

3)PROFIT!

[akatsukifanboy102]

Vinegar and bacon? That sounds horrible

[bencox93]

manchester united 2, nice

[GhostoftheDawn321]

i liked that civil protection quote u put in there. this is a really cool series and your remakes were also really good.

[CoverStory13]

my last names riley too :)

[Jironobou69]

When's the last time you saw a ninja with wenches and booty? Hell, when's the last time you SAW a ninja?

[simplesumatra]

are you willing to remake this episode from scratch or are you done with special editions?

[death6998]

all i can say is damn

[DarkWARior768]

damn

[kristovanskilazy]

damn

[blanbproductionshd]

damn



[TheCookingmaster]

now im gonna hit u with a EYYHH

[DarbyBellisle]

I wish Vault was still being sold everywhere :/

[dsaleem23]

OH YEHA MAN U UNITED BEST FOOTBALL TEAM better the those crap as arsenal

[mcognac13]

how did u get the high quolity models?

[ThePangia]

@mcognac13 He downloaded it or he got it from CD. Half-Life High Definition Pack.

[double2000ful]

Barney: I Have a Gun Thats Means You Don't Fuck With Me!

[simplesumatra]

so you wont be able to make special edition 3?