cat taco joke

[IWillRockYourSocks13]

YOUR FACE IS A JOKE!

[HannaEdelkamp]

@Cookiscookis... pretty fucked up xD but I lol'd. Haters don't know how to take a good baby joke!

[Bluesman1969tb]

All these people leaving angry comments need to chill...we all came here to laugh, not get pissed off...take a breather folks, it will all be ok lol

[cakespy129]

i should say that to soembody, even if its not tacos that they ate

[mj4ever1332]

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. oh... sorry the begining sparked a memory :P

[PAB16100]

I'm sorry but I'm French I didn't get the joke.. Anyone can explain ?

[jimclarida]

It wasn't funny...until you had that long pause :)

[MrWillryan94]

really danny the geelong cats are in the tags

[hatmos91]

@MrWillryan94 lool only aussies would get that

[ChilleDINJerseY]

<------- looks for cookis's baby joke....

[CookisCookis]

@ChilleDINJerseY did find them

[SikoJohnnyJr]

nice hair.

[warriorslovr12]

@CookisCookis you're just sick,have you noticed that no one else is laughing with you?

[TheLilrapper12]

@warriorslovr12 thank you!

[CookisCookis]

@warriorslovr12 well if you'd been here when this happened, my comment was top comment and i recieved several comments saying something along the lines of 'hahaahaaha! these are well funny, I know they're wrong but still fucking funny!' so get your facts right before attempting to troll me!

[Ray0F]

his hair is LOL

[Novica7715]

please do that "ur face is a joke" intro on the rest of ur videos!! that made me laugh for the rest of the video so i had to replay it to hear the actual joke. thanks <3

[ODSTtherokie]

Ok all you ass holes leave cookiscookis alone it was a simple joke and you you can't handle it perhaps you should just leave it that. There is no need for you to get all worked up and no one really cares if you almost had a brother or sister

[922Amy]

@ODSTtherokie ummm actully i care cuz its not easy to get over e.0

[beadlescrazy8]

Your hair...

[AshlynZebraa]

whats up with the...hair ?? hahah lovvvee himm :)

[OfficialKreedz]

okay,wait,you are,omfg,you are actualy,wearing,a SHIRT :oooo

[milchprodukt]

i dont like the baby joke...

anyone else ?

[HoboLover123]

I thought we where here to love Danny?.. Not argue.

[Wolfzx99]

@HoboLover123

I agree

[SubservedDaisy0]

anyone notice that danny was having a bad hair day??

[SubservedDaisy0]

that is some dark and scary stuff cookiscookis..... and sad.... what the heck

[link1997legends]

ok, seriously, who the fck thinks these dead baby jokes are funny, shojldnt we be commenting on how awesome danny's joke was? i mean come on, that was funny! no more sad jokes!

[link1997legends]

@CookisCookis why do you do dead baby joke, dad baby joe is sad... hehe, just wait, some wgoman wbo miscarried is gonna jump your sht...

[MyModernwarfare123]

the only reason why i laoughed was your face at the end of the joke

[ErikOrjehag]

200:th like ;)

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

Wtf is up with the dead baby jokes? How is that funny...at all? It's just disturbing and lame. If a joke envolving dead babies makes you smile you should probably seek help.

[maptik]

I am offensive and I find comments baby.

[Llawliet246]

... Uhm. Very bad. XD

[gabiligab]

haha ur hair #1

[zanga254]

I like your intro. I vote keep it.

[Almightyy96]

Aw Danny your little bit of curly hair is so cute!

[MagicalChickenWings]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't jizz on my sandwiches before I eat them.

[SarahFucksMusicXD]

LMAO. amazing <3

[yxxxmarinxxxy]

A question for you, Whats worse a dead baby in a dumpster, or a dead baby in two dumpsters?

[brettsworld99]

why did the girl fall off the swing? because she had no arms or legs

[Retardsluvme]

Thanks for making me smile today, Danny.

[TheMixedgirl2]

hahaha i cant stop laughing yes danny that was a good one! :)

[specter99]

you always ask me to leave a comment, i never do

so here is a comment.

[husnainanwaar1992]

use some beat on your punch line

[madmaddi264]

Nice hair. It looks as if you've taken all your hair and rolled it all together in the middle of your forehead! Hahaa

[nazisucksass]

no. it wasn't funny. but you are.

[gumbyrox89]

lol, your hair

[dioulas313]

i was like yeah id actually eat a taco right now....then i was like....no.

[christyjean1992]

Danny, I have an idea of how the intro should be ( however simple it may be).... LOL with your handsome face popping in and out of the O in sync w/ your intro voice!!! Whatcha think???...

[AunProductions]

WTF is up with all the 'dead baby' jokes?! :S

[leethacksawninja1]

Get stoned and watch. Or you will not understand.

[ManiacalMuffin]

i had to rewatch this because i couldnt pay attention the first timr as i was staring at his hair...

[lukaAkAsillyx]

Whats worse than six babies in one dumpster?

One baby in six dumpsters.

[olacatta]

What did ICE-Cube say when he saw her grandma sewing?

G UNIT !!!

[themmabutcher]

bad joke + danny = brilliant joke

[marcu5caramellokoala]

lol, that "i dunno and leave a comment below" part rhymes :D

[AUSSIEBUTTERSXD]

*racistjoke* what is the difference between a black man and a park bench ....... the park bench can support a family :D zinggg

[jazminedwards]

nice hair style, Danny :)

[J1mb093]

Finally taking the drink driving thing seriously. Left my car at the bar last night and took the bus home. Very proud of myself, first time I've driven a bus.

[eldaine]

interesting ad for catgenie, kool

[Dragonfartproduction]

Two guys sitting at a bar with a dog sitting down behind them

A man walks into the bar and picks up the dog

The man checks the dog for something

the two guys ask what are you doing

The man says The man at the front door says there is a dog with two assholes

[StrawberryLipgloss13]

1) I have newfound respect for you Danny, you mentioned Red Dwarf in the description.

2) What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck the sandwich before I eat it.

[tylerguy12]

whats worse than a dead baby joke? 50 dead baby jokes

[CookisCookis]

1- how many babies does it take to paint a house? depends how high you throw them

2- what's funnier than a dead baby? dead baby in a clown costume

3- what's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

4- how do you get 50 dead babies in a barrel? blender.. how d'you get them out? nachos.

5- how d'you stop a baby that's going at 100mph? pitchfork

6- what's funnier than stapling babies to a wall? ripping them off again

[vlametspek]

@CookisCookis What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!

[CookisCookis]

@vlametspek heard that one

how d'you stop a baby from drowning? take your foot off it

how do you save a baby from drowning? harpoon it

what do you call a baby nailed to a wall? art

whats red and swings back to forth? baby on a meat hook?

what do you call a baby trailing from the back of a train? miscarriage

what do you call two abortions in a bucket? bloodbrothers.

[SketchyToons]

@CookisCookis Would your name happen to be lewis by any chance? :L Sorry, just a wild guess...

[CookisCookis]

@SketchyToons no, sorry :)

[kakusger]

@CookisCookis you forgot the darkest of them all: what's the difference between an apple and a baby? I don't fuck apples before I eat them...*ba dum tsss*

[CookisCookis]

@kakusger dude, thats cruel! although ive got some worse ones stored up here *points to head*

[FlowSense544]

@CookisCookis I don't see you having a family.

[cindikayla]

@FlowSense544 i know right

[CookisCookis]

@FlowSense544 and I dont see you having a sense of humour.. the idea is that they are crude jokes - generally the more stereotypical or offensive the joke is, the funnier it is - with a few exceptions

[FlowSense544]

@CookisCookis oh believe me i do have a sense of humor...but still why make so fucked up jokes?SCREW YOU fucking retard and that is for all persons who do fucked up jokes!And don't give me that crap it's a joke...yeah it is a BAD JOKE!!!!

[CookisCookis]

@FlowSense544 I'm retarded? Sorry, at least I can put a grammatically correct sentence together.

[FlowSense544]

@CookisCookis Whatever you bitch!

[CookisCookis]

@FlowSense544 just sit down and shut up.

[cindikayla]

@CookisCookis y are you talking about dead babies that horrible

[CookisCookis]

@cindikayla they're called jokes - lighten up man!

[Kayla9396]

@CookisCookis You seriously have problems.

[CookisCookis]

@Kayla9396 and you seriously need to chill out - jokes are jokes, they aint meant to be serious!

[goldenreon]

@CookisCookis No dude. Just no. And dont reply that you werent taking it seriously, cause that shit is still fucked up, even worse if you laugh about it. I almost had a little sister once, but she died before she was born. You think its ok to post shit like dead baby jokes? do you even THINK before you put your hands on a keyboard? you are a sick and demented human being. I hope whatever God you believe in makes your death very painful, and you can take your "Jokes" with bastard.

[CookisCookis]

@goldenreon take a chill pill dude! incase you've been living under a rock for the past year or so, most popular, new and funny jokes are offensive and satirical.. I laugh at these jokes because I find them humorous, that doesnt mean that Im 'fucked up in the head' it means that I can look at things from different perspectives and take other peoples view. Yes, on one hand I can see the disturbingness of those jokes, but I can also see the humour in them, which is why man people laugh at the joke

[CookisCookis]

@goldenreon (cont.) people laugh at the joke, because the punchline is funny or it amuses them, they dont stop for a moment and look at the serious side... Incase you didnt know, humans laugh at the joke, not at the subject covered in the joke.. Stop being a keyboard warrior; you clearly have no idea what you're talking about!

[goldenreon]

@CookisCookis what? I have no....You know what, Im sorry. I honestly know better than this, trying to change a sick person into one that can actually be labeled a human being. Im soooo sorry for attempting to prove everything you just said wrong, but your right. The world is obviously a very fucked up place where people can make jokes about babies dying and that is completely fine and ok. I just look at these comments and think..."there's just no way a person like me can win". Fuck you all.

[CookisCookis]

@goldenreon and stereotyping me as a 'sick minded' person is just wrong. you dont know me in real life, know what Im like, what Ive been through so stop judging people on maybe the 10% of them you see on the internet, learn to live life and come to terms with the fact that everyone isnt going to follow you or believe in the same things you do.

[goldenreon]

@CookisCookis This isnt about me knowing you, I dont give a fuck who you are, I dont give a fuck what you believe in. This is about me taking offense to your sick and just plain wrong jokes, something you should have taken into consideration before you posted them, you know like a NORMAL person would do. If its a shock to you that eventually someone would bash you for saying things like that, your slower than I thought. Keep your sick jokes to yourself, in the back of that thing you call a mind.

[kiloSPACEzues7]

@goldenreon dramaqueen cant take a joke lol :) awww

[goldenreon]

@kiloSPACEzues7 Yep, I dont have a sense of humor because I dont like babies dying. My bad.

DoucheBag

[CookisCookis]

@goldenreon but you making these seem like it - why dont you just realise that the joke is funny because of the punchline, not because of the theme behind it.. I agree that dead babies are nothing to joke about, I should have an older brother. And how about you actually think about what you are making yourself out to be, saying that Im not 'normal' and you are 'Godlike'.. 1) who in this world is actually normal? 2) I bet there are things you've done that you aren't proud of!

[CookisCookis]

@goldenreon Stop pretending to be God, the omnicient, the omnipotent.. and come back down to reality where noone is the same because if we all were - it would be a fuck boring place!

[goldenreon]

@CookisCookis Haha So now I am acting like God for taking offense to your jokes? Your replies are just getting more and more random. How does lack dead baby jokes make the world a boring place? Your Jokes are just plain wrong, end of story. Think before you type things like that in the comment section of Youtube, because eventually someone (like me, and many others) will call you out on it. Im not asking you to be like me, Im asking you to fucking THINK in regards to common courtesy

[CookisCookis]

@goldenreon im not saying that the lack of dead baby jokes is the cause of a boring place, im using them as a way of showing how diversity is what the world needs, every needs to be different (whether right or wrong) so stop flaming me for something that is so dear to your heart, but probably doesn't affect me as much..

[MrZipperfish]

@goldenreon whats worse than a pile of dead babies?... one still alive... whats worse than that?... eating its way out... whats worse than that?... going back for seconds

[FrostFur22]

@CookisCookis Forget all these people, your jokes are funny as hell XD

[CookisCookis]

@FrostFur22 cheers dude

[TheLilrapper12]

@CookisCookis even though dead babys arnt a good thing to joke about, that was still pretty funny but i dont think ur going to be having kids some day

[CookisCookis]

@TheLilrapper12 well, you dont know me so you cant exactly comment on my future plans and my ability to care for children and my able-ness to be a dad.

[TheLilrapper12]

@CookisCookis maybe i do know u and ok so u might be a dad but not a very good one

[CookisCookis]

@TheLilrapper12 wow.. are you actually that stupid? you think that because i have shared a few baby jokes with the world, that automatically makes me a bad person and a terrible father figure who, by your implied message, would 'kill their own son/daughter for a laugh...' you dont know me, dont pretend that you do!

[TheLilrapper12]

@CookisCookis Im not that fucking stupid, i know you wouldnt kill ur own baby for a laugh, only sico motherfuckers do that, you dont need to get all pissy at me and the others who agree with me that jokes about killing babys isnt that funny, so go fuck off and go be all pissy at someone else, i dont have time for your shit

[CookisCookis]

@TheLilrapper12 lol! that combined with your previous 'argument' make no sense at all! how about you realise that you're just taking everything to the extremes? lol.. dear lord you are an idiot! i cant even be bothered to try and create a sensible conversation with you

[TheLilrapper12]

@CookisCookis fuck off

[CookisCookis]

@TheLilrapper12 LOL

[TheLilrapper12]

@CookisCookis im tierd of agureing so fuck off

[HrdcorPandaOnRs]

@CookisCookis

Q: how do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

A: a blender

Q: how do you get them out?

A: Doritos!

[CookisCookis]

@HrdcorPandaOnRs joke #4

[elderabby]

I gave you a thumbs up for your hair today, not the joke. That is all

[DeanO9128]

DANNY!!! For the intro you should be like

"Get ready to hear a joke,

you'll be laughin like yo stomach took a poke.

Dont forget to come daily,

to hear a new joke from this guy named danny."

[Timskee1R]

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

a pilot

[tylerguy12]

i wonder how long all of you took to think of those jokes.

[95688kage]

Two hipsters go into a bar.

The first one did it before it was mainstream.

The second did it ironically.

[vballer3120]

@theoneandonlydylan oh my gosh that's terrible!! Haha but it's also quite hilarious. Kudos on le joke.

[theoneandonlydylan]

What's worse than 27 babies in a trash can?

1 baby in 27 trash cans.

[chibisaya]

@theoneandonlydylan What's worse than a twenty babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to twenty trees.

[tylerguy12]

@theoneandonlydylan how...

[itsRBforreal]

Kate and Jack work in an office, and their boss was told that he had to lay off someone in the office. So the boss does the classic, "last hired, first fired" trick, and coincidentally, kate and jack were both hired on the same day. So the boss approaches kate on her lunch break and says to her, "I'm very sorry, but the office has been forced to make cuts, so I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." Kate replies, "Can you just jack off? it's been a long day and I'm really tired."

[4forpengs]

Chuck norris can beat his reflection in a staring contest. Twice. In one round.

[GameGuy280]

Chuck Norris joke:

Chuck Norris once killed 45 men with 2 bullets. The first bullet was the warning shot.

[dinalives]

OKAY, LETS GO

[Uatemydoodle]

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she was an avocado. U PICKU MATER!!!!!

[nunusaddiction]

I laughed right before u said the punch line again loool. In your face Danny

[iPadAnthony]

New camera and new hair??

[juliette9999]

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[epicNoahthegreat]

wut happened to ur hair?

[UFCBrockLesnar1]

GAYEST "JOKE" EVER!!!

[jimbo9889791]

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

[NYR14477]

The joke by itself blowes but the way you tell it makes it that much better. Lol

[3yjxy16]

I liked it (:

[sUiSid3]

brrrrrakachachasss was the funniest part

[iMbAlLiNbejealouss12]

@omgbek wtf is that supposed to mean

[iMbAlLiNbejealouss12]

guys stop making fun of him come on

its like having like idk, lady gaga go on your channel and post shit

thats what it feels like to him when yall say "FAILLLLLL" and "your face is a joke". hes just trying to make people smile. for some it does and some it doesnt but if you dont have anything nice to say, dont say it at all. end of story.

[omgbek]

HU EVA SENT THAT JOKE IZ FUNNAY.....

[MrStealthNacho]

Beautifully executed.

Not the best joke though.

[Dj36Ben]

FAILLLLL



[manimitch]

The hair makes me want to sex his monkey.....good joke though^-^

[Orandjman]

tacocat is a palindrome.

Life complete.

[Dwafiz]

Everything in this video other than the joke was funny. Even your delivery of said joke. But not the joke.

[YumPie3141]

If an asian spins around too much do they become disoriented?

[HayNay55]

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

one is fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon...

[Trudgemank45]

Where your new gradualreport vid go?

[abottleoffuckyou]

@Trudgemank45 Look again! The vid is now diamonds! I'm on a horse!

[omgbek]

I ate cat shit tacos for lunch... Pretty good you know.

[Kenzielovesyou1256]

YOUR FACE IS A JOKE. Loll!

[Shidom227]

Whats the difference between 100 Dead Babies and a Ferrari? ... i don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

[MagicalChickenWings]

@Shidom227 What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than that? 100 dead babies in a dumpster.

What's worse than that? One's still alive at the bottom.

What's worse than that? He has to eat his way out.

What's worse than that? He went back for seconds.

[Stinoism]

@MagicalChickenWings i don't get the last one, he went back for seconds?? what do u mean?

[DeadlyNinjaHobo]

@Stinoism it means after he ate his way out he was like " hey these babies taste pretty good" and then ate some more just for the hell of it

[Stinoism]

@DeadlyNinjaHobo ohhhhhh rofl ewwwwww :o

[seriously3shade]

@MagicalChickenWings you sick bastard.....I like you

[ThePrintmaker1]

@MagicalChickenWings You Sir are awesome! :)

[Am3rIca16]

@MagicalChickenWings lmao this seems funny..It be funny the way danny would say it..he should do this joke..

[skippyfo0l]

@Shidom227 How do u get dead babies out of a blender? Chips!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? i dont rape my sandwich beofre i eat it!

[theoneandonlydylan]

@Shidom227 I've never eaten a ferrari.

[RustbeltFilms]

Your. Hair. W. T. F.....

[TacoCat666]

Thought you were going to make zee vagina joke.

[MissIzzyProductions]

hahahhahahhaaa i died :D

[lancethex]

( . Y . )

[xRiiGs]

How do you know when you have memory loss ??

[97nachotv]

Wow, unusually professional!

[MissIzzyProductions]

ahha

[jebach131]

did your hair have cat shit tacos

[TheDamnSpot]

Yay. First. Ahem... I have no life.