Random #18 Me vs Chris Brown

[BrittneySeXXi]

girl a man here in wisconsin broke into a mc donalds just to make a burger and some fries. Smh no money

[halfpint8523]

I love this video.

[Jiv3Turk3y161]

woooooooooow lol you are funny as hell. fuck it im subscribing

[sweetaddictionstv]

@Jiv3Turk3y161  LOL Welcome to my crazy world, you are now a Sweetie!!!

[FRRRESH223]

lmfao....that dream had me rollin....thats dead how my dreams be too! lmao

[beautieeo8]

lmfaoo "I GO HAAAAARD BITCH I GO HARRRRRD!" ughh im cryin over here u was hype as shit bouncin around telling the dream tho lls

[jasnty]

5:51 THE BEST LOOK ON YOU TUBE!!!!! LOL CANDY YOU HAVE ME WAKING UP MY ROOM MATE IN OUR DORM ROOM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT U!!!!!!!

[MZSCORPIO93]

lmao!!! u so damn goofy!

[NuisenceTV]

Lol. Wtf? First, you beefin wit Chris Brown then he is waitin for you in a thong wit a rose in his mouth? Hahaha. Girl what type of dreams do you be havin?

[ikkinnikk]

This random is just TOOOOO FUNNYYYYYYYYYY! I straight DIEDDD a million deaths. Straight cried, this was too funny. How I miss this? I must of start watching the video but didn't finish. Omg toooooo funny. From Makael to Badu lady to the cheetah chileee...

[Bubblez10055]

Hahahaha! She said "He launched at my ass im like AAAHHHHHHH. You know im like fuck it im not bouta to fight back i'm just bouta die.."

#DEAD

[dehziiHOEE]

omgee 8:18 soo fuuckn fuunny ! she cuuhz she juus hopped n2 the moment of fighting baahahahahah !

[IreTruth]

Like bitch I don't know u Lol

[CARNELLZxoxoLADY]

i never lauqhed so hard durinq a video on youtube yet until i saw this... imma new sweetie haha & a new subscriber .

[sweetaddictionstv]

@CARNELLZxoxoLADY LOL Welcome to my crazy world Sweetie!!

[lindellseyeprod]

the 18th is my bday tooo



[songbirdking]

August 18th is my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iZionTV]

"Whoop-di-Whoop-di-Whoop-di-Wh­oo!" lmfao! 8:22-8:23 is now my ringtone!

[Bubblez10055]

@iZionTV

LoL how do you get just that lil snippet to be your ringtone? Itss too funny!

[cutiestewart69]

lmfao this is too funny!

[LCLUV]

Bitch bitch do I look like rihanna nigga LOL

[LCLUV]

Lmmfao ahahaha dead

[wilcoxipk]

u are so crazy!!!!!!!!

[serena941]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies* too funny!

[HONEYLOVEBLISS]

AKA Chris Brown would be turned on if u whupp his ass...... thats what i get from it. but thats my own! lol

[HONEYLOVEBLISS]

u fuckin rabit ass nigga LMMAAAAAAAOOOOOOO

[KTBEverlasting]

Why are the highest rated comments the same? Really?

[HONEYLOVEBLISS]

i love mikael. thats cool that u dreamt him too LOL

[iluvDAT10]

thats funny that she saids that about the papa johns now i know why the one i went to had there place on lock down had to ring a door bell and sh** and they be locking you inside have to tell them to let you out, LMAO CRAZY!!! and her dream is to halarious ;)

[That1ChickTasha]

That dream was funny as hell! LMAOOO

[RandomShowTv]

what chu wont? what chu, what chu won doooo???!!!!

[Niquelove23]

Omg that dream was so hilarious. I actually laughed so hard I cried especially at Erykah Badu wresting the cheetah and Chris in the thong lmao. I really needed that laugh lol

[mizzezsnow]

I was 23 pounds at THREE months

[Chelli504]

bitch ! bitch ! do i look like rihanna nigga !!!! what cha want ; what cha wanna DO !!!! lmaooooo HILARIOUS !!

[utopiad4]

8:40 - 8:55 IS FUCKEN HILARIOUS!!!!

[utopiad4]

8:40 - 8:55 IS FUCKEN HILARIOUS!!!!

[utopiad4]

Candy say.... I punch the bitch in her stomach..bow bow wow bow.....LOL

[summermims12]

bastard quit bitin people...lmfao

[ranisha18]

Lmao her laugh is funny

[kandilicious72]

fucking rabbit ass nigga lol

[syltia]

Ooo dats a big bitch...I'm glad u said sumn ppl jst feel they can say whateva they wnt bout ppl that are bigger

[iPreferEunique]

OMG!!! lmbo , you are Hilarious

[bigmane1244]

I bet u had Chris brown runnin scared

[lunytune203]

Lmao Don't eat any sugar b4 u go 2 bed that's the reason for the crazy dreams haha

[mcdonalds96]

yu fuckin rabbit ass niggah

[COOTERBABY94]

Usually a dream would have ended half way thro ugh the Tiffany Evans fight lol

[MZSWAGTASTiC01]

"do i look like rihanna niqquh? what you want" lol

[MellyMthaGREAT]

lmaoo @ 2:30 - 3:01

[MrGoldStandard09]

she's more gangsta than lil wayne

[clarksistazfan07]

smh that dream was sooo disturbing. ROTFL!!!

[CherieButler]

I HAVE never had a dream go on for that long....I would've gotten up during the initial fight. HIGH-larious and damn near disturbing.

[GETTEMtv]

FUCCIN RABBIT ASS NIGGA !! LMAOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHA

[DeAsiaTykee28025]

I know thats right, my baby is a big baby too...and he's 4 months. People walk up saying it like i don't already know that, like i don't SEE him everyday...lol

[lilhypnotique]

Candy, what did watch and eat b4 you went to bed?

[xkaliber72]

I don't think that was "mayonaise"!! Lol ijs

[skitzmadpaige]

lmao@ robbing for pizza.. that nigga was hungry he had to go feed his kids.. rofl poor thang .. rewind pause.. "do i look like rhianna bitch what you wanna do chirs!!".. "i go HARD bitch i got HARD!" LMAO@ DOING the chung lee and ryu combo on chris brown

[LDutch4]

candy what the hell was you watching before you went to sleep that night you had that dream!! lol

[winterelwood]

I watch this video every night for your dream. Ol rabbit ass nigga..lol. lmao do I look like rihanna nigga I am so weak watching this.

[Romeobeyk]

i wish u had ur own reality show or somethin i would definatly watch because you have someting going on all the time lol

[ttboiful]

Love A Good Ass Mother.

[iRepASavior]

LOLLLL...I was waiting for you to say "Big Bertha Type..." LMBO. #iCant do this video Candy...#iCant....LMBO!

[JRell9MuzkLuv]

LMAOOO HERE I GOOO!!!! dats my shit. CTFU mystikal



[32sashu]

lol cant stop watching the "rubbin in ya ass" part.

[Lovelyladybug12ify]

OMG!!! Chillllllleeeee I'm glad I'm not da only one who be having fucked up dreams.. U had me laughing

[masterdoa]

I might just link up with the younger sweeties. I'm 22, but I dont wont to drive because its streesful and hard to park on southbeach. I just started driving and they cant drive worth shit down here.

[mrsapplebottom123]

The grilled chicken salad from zabys is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo good.

[hornlakekaikai]

lmaaaaaaooooooo candy said it was a cheetah at da door hahah

[Lonelyeco]

I would love to make this a short sim video! Would you let me?

[MrChalaki]

lol I luv u dat shit was 2 funny!!!

[KenyaDabaddest]

I hope u played the numbers you dreamt!

[BigTashia]

LOLLL What The Hail did you eat before you went to sleep?!??!!!!

[kmaull]

Opps thats a big Bitch! WOW PRICELESS

[XhimomX]

I'm LMAO at Makael talking about "I don't live here" while wearing a Beyonce apron in your dream! So random. Actually, the whole thing was random

[ShannaVinesa]

LMAO wait why a red thong though? Oh goodness too funny

[ImsoUhoez]

lol

[icanputu2bed08]

bow bow bow bow bow lmaoooooo ahhhh mannnnnn im dyinggg over here...

[icanputu2bed08]

Candyyyy be goin OFF lmaooooo LUV U.!

[Lonelyeco]

LMBO! That is one funny crazy dream! I bet Makael busting up.

[VenessaVB]

"what a big baby!"

"What a big bitch!"

LMAOOOO

[VenessaVB]

I think it's rude to touch people babies without asking, if you don't know them, you never know what their boundaries are (I wouldn't touch a strangers baby)

[VenessaVB]

LMAOOO at Makael having a apron with Beyonce's face on it "I don't live here"

[cocolatey101]

well im glad i only ask before i touch a child and sanitize before i touch them only because i wouldnt want anybody to touch my child with dirsty hands . . . and too many sneaky people out here might run off with my baby! But i love babies AND JACOB IS A LITTLE WINNIE THE POOH BABY ! ... dnt worry baby i was a big one myself !

[blabbitymouf]

im guilty of not only touching ppl's babyies without permission, but having the audacity to pick them up and kiss on them as well...

[MissxAshleighx]

When you was telling the story about the dream. I couldn't stop laughing. I love how detailed it was :)

[32sashu]

@MissxAshleighx omg you too, my mom told me to shut up i was laughing so hard.

[doogienahnah]

OMG Amen.....You better preach! I hate when people come up and touch me.....like why? That sh!t pisses me off ! It's rude and like crazy disrespectful! I have come soooooo close to just slappin' the candy shit out of a couple of people for touchin' on me, especially after I told em' not to touch me. They just don't know.....ugh! And I don't have any kids yet......sooooooo I know I will be goin the fu..ck off if anybody ever comes up and tries to touch my future children. smh

[Sandralovydove1]

can u make a Video of your dream or a interactive vid

[brooklie57]

it's Rude to just come up to someone's baby and Touch them.

[johnfelder3]

put me in a better mood thanks

[4lyfejj]

man i want to go to MIA. it looks so nice out there..

[LADILADY67]

Candy I saw that pic of Chris Brown naked with his thang showing. Not very impressive. Glad you were just dreaming. :0)

[Romeobeyk]

Candy you are a crazy lol i love watching you while eating Hot Wings

[pune37tAnG]

LMAO!!!! SOMEBODY ATE TO MANY SWEETS BEFORE THEY WENT TO BED!

[Juz4Funnzies]

lmao let this be the end of your journey hahaha.

[mackVIIII]

Candy'ya krazy! Love you!

[bee8174]

you are crazy!

[bostonbaby001]

Glad to see you Candy... Understand your busy so enjoy the baby time! Eat that salad girl and congrats on getting that baby weight off... I agree touching babies is rude because their is so much going on these days.. I feel you on this!

[MzReddin813]

I wonder how many times your husband got hit throughout that dream lol

[jaydiva626]

"thats fucked up miss badu!" that should be on a shirt lmao

[HoneyBeeQB]

I watch this VIDEO like 3x... I just heard u say Makael had on an apron w/Beyonce FCAE ON IT LoL :)

[Peace652]

You should have cussed her ass out, crazy woman touching lil Jacob lol smh

[wyldbaby]

Punk ass salad is the correct term lmao cuz I say that shyt all de time

[princessaleishia]

OMG! Candyyyy! You had me choking on my ganola bar!!!! I'm nor Rihanna bitch!!! LMAO! You crazy.

[ScoopWithCoop]

OMG, that dream was hilarious...you are crazy ...lol!

[jazpooh6]

SMH, see, i work in a retail store and little cute lil kids come in all the time but I don't touch! You would be surprised how many parents don't care tho. They be straight ignoring the kids and they kids be holdin on to my damn pants! i'm like get ur children cuz i aint tryna get cursed out over no child now!

[Thablizzit]

LMAO. I CAN'T! ONE OF UR FUNNIEST VIDEOS EVER!!! HAD TO PUT IT IN MY FAVORITES. yasss!

[Jazminexoxo1202]

Candys face at the "we're sleeping" part with the Mexican lmaoo

[caliman033]

LOL Candy how many bitches have you knocked out

[asgoodasbrandnew]

LMAO thank you for cracking me up while I get ready for work, sitting here laughing to myself. :)

[jeanettepreston1994]

I don't Kno If You Were Digging In Your Coooooccchhheeee ! Rubbing In Your Assssssss ! LMBO

[taliabear2010]

"bitch??.....BITCH???? do i look like Rihanna nigga???" HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! i Love this so much lmao

[ManiBenita15]

That is not rude candy!!! I don't blame you!! No random person should come up and touch a baby!!!

[UrbanEnt1234]

okay tell me y youtube just like unsubscribed myself from satv smh...anyway what the hell did u eat to have a crazy ass dream like that

and friday is cool, i gots to def make it to mia friday nite

see what happens when you have a cute baby everybody wanna say how cute he is, but touchin folks baby that u dont know thats just rude and no manners i'm just sayin

[PrinceBarbieTv]

LMAO!!!! Candy you are a fool!!!

[shynsexy12]

lmao i can't with your dream... i just can't x___x

[breakawaychic07]

oh Candy you did not call that lady a big bitch, LMAO only u.

sn: that was a crazy ass dream

[ANishaBabiie]

bitch do i look like rihanna nigga lmfaoooooo

[pinkaddiction13]

DAMN!!!!! pizza??? AHAHAHAHA hell that pizza is kinda expensive tho.lol

[leona19emma]

i wish one of your hard core fans would turn this dream into a animation or summin, would be sik :)

[iloveashcrackkk]

that papa john's story just really made me sad..that man probably had hungry kids and shit :( lol poor baby.

[deborahalexander1]

"ohhhhhhh! Thats a big bitch!" LMFAOOOOOOOOO! Candy you stupid

[deejay1220]

Lol @ tha dream!

[Jessa20201]

hahahahahahaha bow BOW bow!!!!! I love you Candy, The Tiffany Evans dream just Killed me "do I look likr Rhianna nigga" lmaooooooo "you fucking rabbit ass nigga" lmaoooooooo

[Shaluv21]

Great video Candy u had me lol as always! I feel like we might just be related on the low!..lol.. Anyways my godson is gonna be a beast too lol..He is also 6 months.. size 4 shoe, 23 pounds and 28 inches and I dont play that shit about people touchin or smokin around him either! That's a nono 4real!!!

[winterelwood]

Nigga u need to stop bitting people that's one u should put on the t shirts

[Netertaat]

omg ur dream sounds retarded like my dreams hahahaha I have the craziest dumb ass dreams too

[Netertaat]

"diggin in ya cooch!"lmao!!!!!

[itsjoseph94]

HAHA i love this, "OOH THATS A BIG BITCH!! HOOKER" :D love it !!

[krispeefro]

Candy sweetie, WTF kind of dreams you be having?!?!?! Shits hilarious as hell girl!!!! LOL

[goodperson122]

I'm a Chris Brown stan and that dream was hilarous.

[rachelness3sings]

Big bertha type b!tch: oohhh that's a big bab

Candy: oohhhh that's a big b!tch

BBTB: excuse me?

Candy: EXCUSE ME HOOKER!!!!!!

hahahahahaha

i love you Candy you keep me laughing!

[MsMindlessBehavior2]

HAHAHA

[BigRel23]

8:48 thats Waka Flocka inside of Candy lol

[chani772]

u shud go on dreammoods and interpret ur dream

[BrightEyedRedBonesz]

"BOP BOP BOP ...... BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP"

Damn ! Her ass should've been knocked THE FUCK out !

[ulliguy1]

hahaha jumped over the bowls

[winterelwood]

Ooh yous a big bitch.....you hooker ass whore. Lol

[jlkology05]

Niggas gotta eat, too.

[monasue53]

LMFAO, BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE RIHANNA

[monasue53]

BITCH IM NOT RIHANNA

[Lifesfun]

That pizza story!!..wow!..But yea..people definitely should ask before touching anybody .

[lekena2]

lmfao "ohh thats a big baby.... ohh thats a big bitch"

[Semekolon]

Lol..I enjoyed the story .

[FreshKickzJ]

Cmon Now Candy I Been Missin My Sweet Solutions Imma Need You To Get On That LoL Jk Candy But 4real I Need A Sweet Solutions Love Ya!!

[getlonghair]

ppl are so rude...

[mojotv11]

i wish you had another sweet solutions

[TooMuchLonie]

even when strange asses walk up touching on pregnant women's stomachs it irritates me. bish we don't know you! lol

[monsweet16]

dead @ makael with the Beyonce apron making cake with mayonnaise

[Shinitkun]

"Right, so I beat the fuck outta her"

Great. xD

<3

[monsweet16]

I wouldnt want randoms touching my baby either.My mom was the same with me she would even cuss ppl that used to touch my hair lol

[MzJazzy123100]

LMAO that dream was too funny

[Luvlace1603]

Lady: "Ooo that's a big baby! Candy: Ooo that's a Big Bitch!!!!!

Me: LaughOutLoud Ahahaa...

[SweetChocolateDropTV]

Damn I wish I had a dream of chris! LMAO!!! 

[msladired]

I don't blame you. Whenever I see a cute baby I always ask before I touch him. Like, once i asked this lady if i can touch her baby, she said yes and I only touched his feet and aww and cooed him, i love babies. But it's rude to just come up to someone's baby and touch them.

[sweetaddictionstv]

@msladired Right!! LOL ppl act like I said some crazy stuff! LOL

[princessaleishia]

@sweetaddictionstv That's not rude! I never touch peoples babies. I hate when people touch their face and hands when they know babies always put their hands in their mouth. I don't know where your nasty hands have been! Kepp em to yourself!

[Lifeson1111]

@msladired Your asking the mother before caressing her infant demonstrates that you were raised in a caring home, in which acknowledging others' innate dignity was taught to be paramount. Whereas the women who indulge their curiosity anent Candy's gigantic baby are, perhaps, somewhat guileless, not even realizing their impudence, which is likely the result of being the daughters of unfortunate parenting.

So, for Candice, the next time someone touches Jacob without asking, think magnanimously.

[shorysofi90]

You r an awesome story teller lol :D oh and u will love Miami I was born there it's sooooo FUN!! I wish I can go I have family there :)

[YoungGazaGirl876]

Opp ! Chris got his Spectacular on lol but this is hilarious (as always) !

[757music]

candy, go look at then end of random#14 and youll see what im sayin

[Creesha06]

the dream Tooo funny lol

[shoutajj]

"What You Wanna Do?" LMAO Yo u explain stories jus lyke Kevin Hart, all animated n Funny as Hell!...

[mtjproducer2008]

@sweeetaddictionstv

OMG the story about that big bitch reminded me of this clip from Everybody Hates Chris… watch?v=--CNSyfrt3Q

[ambreyboo]

youtube wont let me view the video!

[lxsteen00]

"Rabbit-ass nigga"...lmao I died laughing and even snorted out loud when I heard that

[LovelyAprilBaby]

"oo that's a big baby", "oo thats a big bitch" lmao

lmaooo @ makael's cameo with that beyonce apron on

rotfl that dream was hilarious

[BabiiBashment]

Lmaoo!! Im ctfu at that dream! wooww