SEGA's Office Pranks

[Uberslime]

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[andesmountainsmovies]

Jen: son Itold you to be orginized.

Son: Look at your office

[ao2579]

SEGA TROLLS! :D love you guys! :D

[MushroomGalaxy69]

Stop phucking around & make Phantasy Star Online for 3DS

[Bobaklives]

Replying to sahirisdabomb was a textbook PR mistake for the Sega employee who chose to. If you'd ignored it, it would've dropped off eventually. Now it's featured above all the other comments.

[darastayton]

OMG that was great!

[SniperStorm7]

@SegaAmerica I wish you guys would come back into the console business, As of today I still collect your consoles and play all the great games you guys supplied for them, I'm working on getting a Sega CD. I cheer for you because you guys were like the "hip and rad" style of videogames in the 90s, and will always be in all of the fans hearts. Oh, and kudos on the great games, I really liked Phantasy Star Portable 2 and Aliens Vs Predator.

[Ruidoxo]

I hope an army of trees come to help me and introduce all the paper in your lazy ass sega

[Ruidoxo]

@Ruidoxo oh,and one more thing...NINTENDO Rules (i hate nintendo but...) NINTENDO FUCKS YOU SEGA

[shagy2k5]

Where can I find a gamer chick 

[GroteB]

@shagy2k5 Where can I find an Asian gamer chick like the girl at the end of the vid?

[Fujimoto420]

people find the most annoying music to play in their videos. . .

[Blastecharge]

No fat chicks.

[sonicxtreme10]

it looks that working at sega is fun :D



[gimee50k]

That's my dream job, workin at sega

[tazrockslikecool456]

FLIPPY? AND NUTTY? WHY DIDNT YA TELL MEH?

[ShinEiyuu]

HAHAHAHAHA Thats why SEGA suck they spend there time doing stupid office pranks, noooooow it makes sense.

[allyzado]

@ShinEiyuu no, sega doesn't suck so why don't you just suck a cock or play in some traffic.

[ShinEiyuu]

@allyzado Oooooooh buuuuuuurn ¬_¬ At the end of the day SEGA used too be a giant company in the games industry now there not, there is only one reason this is possible in any walk of life. They just weren't good enough. AKA sucking.

[allyzado]

@ShinEiyuu SEGA is one of the top 20 video game publishers in the world, they are a giant company in the games industry and they still are. They never sucked and they will never start to suck anytime soon, I won't continue this any further because I already know what you're going to say.

So why don't you just grab a pencil and write down all the good games they made and then shove it up your ass.

[ShinEiyuu]

@allyzado Interesting... A reasoned, valid argument completely destroyed by a childish pointless 'insult'.

Anyway, there is a key point that you made in your argument you described SEGA as a 'publisher' and yes they PUBLISH good games, but they don't DEVELOP good games. There is a huge difference between the two.

And lastly don't say your gonna discontinue and then continue.

[allyzado]

@ShinEiyuu Told you, I knew you'd say that because SEGA is also a developer and they do develop good games ever hear of Valkyria Chronicles, Yakuza, Bayonetta, Vanquish or Phantasy Star? If the answer is yes then they were all games developed by either SEGA or a subsidiary of SEGA. See? They publish and develop good games, what do you think that they develop? Only Sonic games?

[SniperStorm7]

At least Sega has some humor, Nintendo probably just puts glue on the bottom of the coffee mugs

[Thatdudewithatie]

@SniperStorm7 lol nice..I found that very funny..yet true xD

[rotenburk]

I want to play Valkyria Chronicles III on PS3 :(

[antron117]

i would of jumped in it

[PepsiMewMew]

Ah, the literal interpretation of 'we trashed your desk'.

[sahirisdabomb]

Why don't you actually work on making a good game instead of wasting time like this?

[SegaAmerica]

@sahirisdabomb This didn't take terribly long and it's not a huge drain on anyone's resources here. Haven't played a good game from SEGA? Perhaps you should take less time trying to be snarky and play some Valkyria Chronicles, Phantasy Star (Universe, Online, Zero, Portable), Bayonetta, etc etc...

[sahirisdabomb]

@SegaAmerica

I've played plenty of good games from Sega, but not in a long time. Valkyria Chronicles was fantastic. I seem to recall that the Bayonetta PS3 version was subpar to the 360 version, but that's because you were too lazy to program it yourself.

I'll eat my words once Sonic Team releases a decent Sonic game.

[SegaAmerica]

@sahirisdabomb Ok so long as we've established that good games have been published (that you've enjoyed) and that we weren't wasting our time (when it was done for an hour after work hours). Glad we cleared that up!

[sahirisdabomb]

@SegaAmerica

Publishing one good game every five years isn't good enough for a company of your size.

[SegaAmerica]

@sahirisdabomb There's plenty of good games coming from us, one of which we identified, there are many more. Watch less YouTube and play more of our games :).

[sahirisdabomb]

@SegaAmerica

Maybe you should send me some of those games for free =D

[mindmagicianseanboon]

@SegaAmerica @sahirisdabomb 'Good' is subjective. Maybe you just have poor taste. Can I have my free games now?

[thegamemuseum]

@SegaAmerica You forgot Sonic Adenvture!

[greatgodlessness]

@sahirisdabomb. Why don't you get a f'cking life

[gururaven]

@greatgodlessness Couldn't have said it better myself

[GhostAvenger620]

@sahirisdabomb

shut up! Sega doesnt need to shit! They are the innovator's that brought us Space Harrier and Virtua Fighter. Why didnt you support Sega so we would have a Dreamcast 2! No you bought that phony ass PS2 right!? Respect the house of Shinobi!!!!!!!!!!

[GhostAvenger620]

Btw, I know you guys are software only, but I'm an OG from the Sega Master System days. The last game console I bought was a Dreamcast, the next one I will buy (directly) will be a Dreamcaqst 2. I only play Windows games, why oh why couldnt you have gone Windows only Sega!? You guys are too good for Sony, and Nintendo!!! May Isao Okawa rest in peace!

[GloomFate]

@sahirisdabomb Sub-par games is what happens when the marketing team puts pressure on the dev's

You obviously have not worked in the creative industry, things like this happen all the time and it is needed. Heard of writers block? Yeah it happens to artists and programmers too. Some times you have to take a break and come back fresh. These people are not normal they are eccentrics and a lot of people find their behavior odd but that's exactly the type of people the creative industry needs.

[MastaGambit]

Office pranks are always fun :p

[socram8888]

Again, Sega does what Nintendon't :D

[Bolzan29]

Really cool!

How is it? Everytime somebody goes on vacation you just "prank" the person? (this is not the first Sega Prank I see).

I think this pranks just show how Sega is a good place to work, bc they let you live too!

:D

Keep it up "pranking" the people"

[SlLeTSHaD0w]

@RollingOnThrough not only you dude, not only you...

[nurfacebish]

that's just f00ked up lol

[Player01198756]

Bwahahahahaaaa. That's some great evilness.

[paulcarrillo226]

mw2 guide lol

[tomol6]

if sega's so crazy, think about what NintenDOES in they're offices XD

[FdupTV]

@tomol6 I would, but Sega clearly do what Nintendon't

[tomol6]

@FdupTV but come on, even oversized talking blue hedgehog makes more sense than plumber who eats poisonous mushrooms to grom, flowers to shoot fire and much much more, (of course i love both mario and sonic) then think how crazy nintendo must be in they're offices ;D

[Shellyz2u]

That was cool! 

[MykonosFan]

Note to self: If I ever get a job at SEGA, never leave ANYTHING of any value at the office.

=P

[DjSpiinify]

ahahahah thats fucking hillariouse..... not realy... thats mean she should nok u guyses out.... or atleast be kwler if it was on fire with some random atempting to piss out the fire?? dont u think.

[SonicRush123]

LOL I dream of working there when I get out of College. |D So awesome.

[willmill77642]

the girl @ 13th second in red is beautiful.Anyways I am soo sad about Sega.It was the coolest company ever in games during the late 80's & throughout the 90's.Now yall make games for Wii & 360 sadly..Sonic is ruined now! The only good game yall could make now is another SHENMUE! Please make another SHENMUE it is now the only game worth mentioning for SEGA.

[LegoReaper999]

"Oh for christ sake"...PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHH

[xxMrNoobxx]

I love you SEGA:) I am a retro game collector and own every formal console you have. (Master Sytem, genesis/32x/sega cd, Saturn, Dreamcast 'my fav', Game Gear, Nomad)

I wish you'd get back into software..but I think well all know that's no ganna happen ;((

Oh..and sence you guy still have some many dreacasts/saturns sealed in starage...will you send me on my way:P? ..WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IT'S ONLY THE BEST CONSOLES IN THE WORLD!

- Curt

[mutronics1]

@xxMrNoobxx What about the SG-1000. =)

[xxMrNoobxx]

@mutronics1 Not eaxctly a "formal" Console.. :P I wish I did but no:( Nice channel man subbed

[mutronics1]

@xxMrNoobxx Yeah i guess it's not exactly a "Formal" Sega console Lol, but it's still pretty cool.

Thanks for the sub man, i appreciate it. =)

[Crow949]

I like how you guys flipped her nameplate over on her cubicle. Made me laugh especially for some reason. Good prank btw :D

[SonicYingYangCalvin]

If I was her the first thing I would do after saying f$#@ one million times I would hide in the trash and put up a flag saying trash mans land.(but I know you probably can't do that...)

[P3ngu1nFaN10]

man i wish i could work for SEGA but im just a kid :( one more year and ill be a teen :P

[Travel42isthebest]

How long did it take u guyz to do that!!!LOL! And nice prank!

[sonouge]

LoL! I don't know what it'd do if I came back to see THAT in my cubicle. You guys are real great. I wish I worked in SEGA if it meant doing stuff like this while making games! Keep up the good Sonic games, as well as the rest of the games!

[LOLMikeHawk]

This is why Sega's Nintendo's bitch. Too much time f-ing around, not enough time figuring out how to get out from under Nintendo's thumb.

[HGDC84]

So, this is Sega Of America's official video? Quite a prank there, I have to admit :D

Just wanted to pop by and say you guys kick some serious ass :D It' s a shame you're not on the hardware business anymore, I still love the Dreamcast and recently bought Megadrive 2 (known as Genesis in the US) to get retro :D Keep the quality stuff coming and best wishes for you guys :)

[dunshootimlegal]

This is hilarious!

[iblade212]

name of the song?

[webguy943]

maybe im just a cranky traditional business guy, but i found this to be a complete waste of productivity. im sure the clean up wasnt very fun.

[xzc426]

@webguy943 Yeah, but they're a game company. You can't make great games if you've got a company of boring people. That's the best defense I can come up with, lol.

[Serafinos]

NOW THAT's A WINNER!!! wtg! LOL

[stpbrakefluid]

dudes . .recycle that sh*+

[SegaAmerica]

@stpbrakefluid everything was recycled :)

[silverpandaz]

...another reason why i love sega sooo much!

fun fun! ^.^

[OmagaMinion]

Lol well eating a sandwich

[OmagaMinion]

@RollingOnThrough if they ever make a dreamcast 2 they probly wont call it a dreamcast 2

[volumedealer1]

SEGA AMERICA = Stupid fucks wasting paper

[adzixxx]

@volumedealer1 how exactly is that paper wasted? do you think it can't be recycled once the prank is over? what a pointless comment.

[volumedealer1]

@adzixxx Actually your life is by far more useless. EAT A VERY SHARP KNIFE

[mightyPants]

@volumedealer1

Judging from this video it was from old magazines, besides how do you know the paper wasn't recycled afterwards?

[GamerSam7]

Does this mean you have the right to Sabatoge by Beastie Boys Sega of America?

[kevlarskills]

Well done by all.. Jen is certainly a good sport, and it was nice of you guys to help clean it up.

Great editing, shooting, soundtrack and photography as well.

[AlfaroGC]

Hope they recycled that ...

[Ceharet]

Nice.

But after all, SEGA is all about fun, right?

Keep it up.

[astroman12349384]

Now hired me so I can help you make Shenmue 3 for PS3 and Shenmue 1 and 2 for the PSN

[GamerSam7]

I think you should ak for them to at least make a Shenmue III For any system. I'd prefer Shenmue III for the Dreamcast. :3

[RhansleyWii]

Is this your game developing department or Business department? (just a curious question)

[SegaAmerica]

This is our publishing department, marketing specifically.

[RhansleyWii]

Oh so this is the famous building where SEGA of America's create all there interesting TV AD's From Genesis Does what Nintendon't to throwing a PlayStation out of a helicopter to bad you guys didn't had the chance to bash the Xbox of course i mean all of this in a good way cause without you guys we the consumer can't stop laughing over your outrages campaign to promote stuff.

[autosaver]

Did Jen kill you guys?

[miritkenny]

asian is hot

[GhostAnjo]

LOL

[dBoy939]

job

[AmyBlaze]

I LUV HER LITTLER KNUCKLES DOLL!

[zeakthehedgehog]

man, you guys are jerks (I mean that in a good way)

let's hope that this much effort will be put into project needlemouse

[Supersonic]

this video might be the reason y PSU US is never updated

[TwelveFortySix]

You stole what I was about to post.

Also, agreed.

[tukseedo]

OMG! 1:40 I'm in love

[clazlo1234]

I just have to say, about all that paper, DAAAAAAAAAMN. How many issues of Game Informer, Nintendo Power, and GamePro do you all keep?

[DullahanVII]

Now lets put all that effort into making Shenmue 3 :)

[IncaWarrior3000]

Such a nice warm welcome LOL. You guys/gals have a nice sense of humor. Perfect music for the video also SABOTAGE LOL!!!

[ISmellDeath]

well that time could have been put to making a good game for once

[Elnicoya33]

hahaha lol so true

[EA]

Glad to see you guys like Mercenaries too :)

[NewbletGladez]

nah it sux

[andyboy667]

lol when guys are bored, this is what happens :P

[scar91]

Will AVP have multiplayer?

[goergedubya]

to the guy responding

which person are you?

if your appear in the vid :O

[SegaAmerica]

I am not a guy, first of all. :) I am in some of the still photos, wearing a blue shirt with a white shirt underneath. At 0:25 you can see me on the right side.

BTW, in that same frame, the guy on the far left is ClumsyOrchid, the guy in the red shirt is my boss (!) and the guy in the brown shirt to the right of him is RubyEclipse. The entire SegaAmerica community team!

[76OnMy67]

This gave me future ideas, haha.

And hey, I like Sega!

[captlionpants]

i know this isnt the point at all, and it's really funny, but that asian chick at the end is sooo cute!

[RedSphereBlueSphere]

That's a nice working environment you people have there. Congrats.

[Razorfish]

We used to do similar for people's birthdays.

[sonicfan1984]

lol, that's mean. xD

well atleast you guys had fun atleast <3

[1legendary7]

talk about being bored.

[Willettes1]

how original not

[Andyyyk47]

maybe if SEGA spent less time office pranking and more time working, they'd actually be able to make a good game.

[subzero831]

A-HAHAHA

[sonicfan1984]

didn't you read the description? they said they only do this when somebody comes back from vacation so it's not like they do this everyday

oh and play Valkyria Chronicles and Bayonetta next year if youre looking for good SEGA games

[dioxsirramza]

maybe you are an idiot

[PragaSong]

They killed a whole tree with all that paper. Al Gore would be ashamed.

[SegaAmerica]

The tree was already killed by the time it came to us. But we did recycle it when we were done.

[RavingRabbidsball]

And I thought Super Mario for Philipe-i was a mess

[motorbreath1983]

hahah nice joke. Would be nice too if it all got recycled.

[SegaAmerica]

Yep, all recycled.

[WonderRico]

I hope they recycled all these paper sheets, and did not dump them...

[SegaAmerica]

Yes, all recycled.

[tonberry567]

Just some good clean company fun. Had the same happen to me once. :D

[Pcoxy123]

SEGA should spend there time trying to make a good game.

[sonicfan1984]

i don't think these guys makes the games. they have different developing teams who does that.

also, Valkyria Chronicles FTW. :D

[TheSkyte]

I don't this division of Sega develops games. I think its the localization or marketing division of Sega. Since I can't confirm this I might be wrong.

[SegaAmerica]

It was the creative services, marketing, community, and web teams that participated.

[Rackdam]

The look on her face = priceless

[xGirlPlay]

nevermind lol I watched the ending

[xGirlPlay]

I feel bad for the janitor there.

[MustEnjoyPie]

this is why Sega sucks these days...

[sonicfan1984]

just hate to watch other ppl having fun at their job, right?

[MustEnjoyPie]

I almost took your comment seriously till I saw your name. Lol. <3

[sonicfan1984]

uh yeah? I'm a Sonic fan, so what? Your name ain't that flattering, either. :\

[MustEnjoyPie]

Haha, no dummy, I meant your name gives away that your totally bias against my original comment.

Because you are after all a sonic fan. :D

[sonicfan1984]

I just don't understand what's so wrong with this video that some ppl is saying that this is the reason why SEGA sucks. :\ They're just having some harmless fun.

Its cool to watch the ppl who works there have a sense a humor and post a video thats not videogame related for once.

[MustEnjoyPie]

Theres nothing wrong with it,

you made it wrong.

[sonicfan1984]

how did I make it wrong? I thought this vid is funny and wish that people would calm down and not take this vid so seriously. -_-

[MustEnjoyPie]

Wish denied.

[DiziCone]

lmfao awesome sega. this totally justifies all of your shit games. i used to think you placed effort into your products but i guess sonic didn't hang himself after all.

[sonicfan1984]

lol, how does this justifie anything? you never pulled pranks on somebody at your job before?

[sonicfan1984]

also, they said that they do this whenever somebody comes back from vacation so it's not like they do this all the time. so yeah, them having a good time every once and a while doesn't justifie anything since they publish these games.

[CalebtheHedgehog]

poor aiai and knuckles.

[tacoboat21]

WTB project needle mouse information, hope it plays like the genesis games. Come on sega :)))

[st4ticblu3]

I would have worked in it. You could hide in the mess whenever your co-workers were getting n your nerves. :p

[CoolTrainerCody]

hahaha i wish my office was this cool

[Aiicyla]

xD LOL.

That sent me into a mass fit of giggling.

That's a brilliant prank, must have taken a while to clean it up.

OH NOES, KNUCKLES PLUSHIE BE DROWNIN. D|

[CoolTrainerCody]

that makes no sense

[SpikePhanta]

their games good as their games?

what?

[Darkhal08]

Its nice to see that SEGA have some good office fun :D

[sonicfan1984]

yeah, me too. I wish my job does stuff like this. I'd rather work around people who likes to laugh and have fun then people who is always so serious all the time.

also, I like how everybody helps pick up all the trash at the end. But I guess SEGA went back to work after that.

[TacoBoat2]

Now we know why the sonic games suck, because they're to busy pranking GG XD

[sonicfan1984]

GG?

[ShmadamMasterMan77]

ah SEGA, you guys just made my day... again... for about the 20th time in my life

[Schwinn333]

so this is what they're doing when there not making good games

[sonicfan1984]

SEGA don't make the games, they publish them. And they do make good games.

[Schwinn333]

lol I was kidding and Im pretty sure they develop some!? ike The Conduit they just published but Sonic Team is 1st party Sega right?

[sonicfan1984]

Oh lol. I was just beginning to think that ppl are being way too uptight and they've never pulled pranks at work before

[ChevalierAguila]

How about working on BRINGING YAKUZA 3 TO AMERICA DAMMIT!

[LowCaloriePie]

Haha! Nice...

[sharkonesega]

-_-