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  • i jst fl w/ grmmr, bitch. dl w/ t

  • I sing this song while I'm in the shower. o-o

  • i was giggling histaricly throughout this whole thing and my mo came in at just the right time for me to accidentally unplug my earphones

  • This is the best song to sing under your breath in lessons :)

  • Hehehehehee..

    Oh i love Emilie ^-^

  • I'm going to learn this and sing it to my friends at our Halloween party.

  • Yay, i can sing it! My friends are totally annoyed cause I'm always singin....

  • I sang this to the two girls I sat next to on bus. The somewhat sheltered home schooled girl now hates me even more/thinks I'm incredibly disturbed and the other girl was shouting for me to sing it again...

  • my kid is soo going to learn this song!!! well whenever i have one llol

  • like if you know all the words :)

  • Must. Learn. Words. *rapes replay button*

  • hehehe assumptions

  • It's so funny the way she arranged the lyrics to join lines.

  • My friend and I love used to sing this at school during home economics. We almost got detention each time we sang it since we were so loud, but it was worth it.

  • Am I the only one who winced and grabbed their crotch in fear at least once during this song?

    It's amazing... But I'm not spreadin' anything...

  • i memorized this ^-^

    

  • This song reminds me of Suckerpunch!

  • is it disturbing tht wen i sing EA's songs i dnt feel emotional, but i jst hav a LOT of fun singin dem, nd sumtimes cnt stop smilin wen i sing dem. prbly. meh, unrepentent

  • @Missbarbydoll:Lol are you fucking five years old? Or do you just fail with grammar?

  • @neonrocker4life I've learned to no longer be impressed by one's typing skills or to make fun of people who seem to have poor grammar. We're all different, why can't we just appreciate what someone says, in place of picking them apart? This is youtube, not English class. If you want proper grammar I've got a few textbooks from college I can sell you.

  • @sapphiresnowdrop:Yeah but when you can barely understand what someone is saying its just really irritating. And it isn't only the grammar its the utterly stupid things that this girl is saying.

  • @sapphiresnowdrop Actually I have to agree with neonrocker on this. English is bothersome enough to understand as it is - deciphering some scrambled nonsense code (a.k.a. "1337") or pre-school grammar is just a pain.

  • @aryllia That actually depends on so much. If it's 1337, it pisses me the hell off. But if it's just simple grammar errors, it's not very polite to mock others. I myself is only just learning english, and it makes me a little sad everytime someone comments on my poor grammar. So what you call "pre-school grammar" may be the best one can do... but if it's on purpose, I agree 100% with you, but it's hard to tell when that is the case.

  • @amal1341:I don't mind if its on accident and your having trouble with English. But when people ''talk lyke dis all da time'' it begins to be irritating. I'll admit I was harsh about it, but sometimes its hard not to be when people start being ridiculous on purpose.

  • @neonrocker4life True, that is annoying. I just felt like I had to defend those who cant spell in english since I am one of them! XD

  • me and my friend played/ sung this in school, spreading the plague~ <3

  • This is the first time I've heard this song and I fell in love with it!!!

  • Ahhhh that was awesome!!!!!! <3<3<3

  • i think that this song goes perfectly witht he film "SuckerPunch" : )

  • Emilie Autumn never ceases to amaze me X D

  • I dont understand why they did and still do those things to people in psych wards.....

  • Omg, this song is just GENIOUS.

  • Some reason it reminds me of Alice in Wonderland(Tims version) when she says the stuff about Lunatics and Teacups

  • this is aweosme xD

  • this has to be the most demented patter song ever. I LOVE IT!

  • My name is Lucy o-o

  • I very much LOVE the effect of seamlessly integrating the stanza. As for the content, it's funny in a disturbing sort of way, especially if you know what the medicine was like in the last century.

  • I wish I would've been taught this as a child.

  • i learned this song but my friends refuse to play it with me :(

  • =D ME and mah evil bezzy sing this outside chav shopd and creep all the chavs out =D <3

  • I showed this to my mom and she laughed.

    I showed this to my dad and he laughed.

    I showed this to my grandmother and she looked at me as if I belonged in a cell.

    I SHOW THIS TO MY BROTHER AND HE CRIED! Poor little boy. He still thinks that I want to kill myself. :'(

  • This is all the more darkly humorous if you know EXACTLY what they're talking about with a woman's trip to the doctor...outside of the lunatic stuff. Oh, Western society in 19th Century , how morbidly fascinating you are!

  • I can't memorize the whole thing no matter how hard i try -_-

  • @y0shisgrl I did.

  • I play pattycake while singing this all the time.

    I have random strangers ask to play pattycake with me so they can hear the song.

    Friday I played pattycake over 20 times. :3

  • @SPREADthePLAGUE1 You and your friends are on borrowed time. Death has become you because I wish it. Laughing out loud!

  • I am determined to learn this =D so me and friends can do it, people will probably stare at us, but we dont give a damn =)

  • @sinkinglikeanchors XD that would be soo fun XD record it when you do it XD

  • @sinkinglikeanchors Why not? People need to know the sadness of the world, even religious people (especially religious people.) You might get a few laughs as well, when they think you're about to swear but then you don't. :)

  • "Then he'll mutilate your..." This still happens in India. Girls are taken off (inc Indian girls who live in the uk) on the premise of a party or holiday. They go to "parties" with other girls and mothers, and then each one is taken into a room and held down by their mother while someone mutilates their female parts. There is no anaesthesia or use of clean tools, unless the mother offers a bribe, also they lose all trust in their mother as you can imagine. My heart goes out to them. :(

  • @BoyWithBlackWings07 Doesnt that happen in Africa too? And it used to happen in the pst in developed countries too apparently. Its horrible :(

  • @sunnyblossoms It used to happen in Victorian Britain as a cure for "female mania", basically women with a high libido, they think that the female anatomy is "sinful" in some way. :(

    There is also a tribe in Africa that takes young boys into the bush and circumcises them to make them a "man." They rub ash onto it which gives them dangerous infections. There is a song about it by Die Antwoord called Evil Boy, I wish people would see that the human body is not sinful, and should be left alone.

  • @BoyWithBlackWings07 Its funnny how people say God created us yet still try to change things that are supposed to be natural by force. Britain was so hypocritical seriously. Then again all humans are.

  • @BoyWithBlackWings07 Holy shit. Thats just sad

  • I could picture two young girls sitting at a small table with teacups in front of them singing this song in front of an abandoned mental hospital...their skin rotten...O.o

  • Only Emilie.

  • @sinkinglikeanchors omg did you do it :D

  • all I can say is ...WOW

  • lol

  • Thankyou to the wonderful Jade for introducing me to Emilie Autumn! It's official, I've caught the plague!

  • im going to sing this all day long

  • I found out about Emilie Autumn a few days ago...and i was like "Why did i not find out about this wonderful person sooner???!!" :)

  • I was singing this around noonish while in the pool creating a whirlpool with my lil brother. He sort of just like freaked out then ran to get our mom... :( Im not supposed to be singing it in front of my brother ):

  • i wanna learn this.

  • When I havea child, I'm going to teach this song to her ^^

  • @DarkCrystalSage i'm with you on that. we will make this the new childhood tune for generations to come :D

  • @ashlienicholex Amen!

  • i love this so much! i sent this to a blond skinny easy whore that goes to my school and she totealy freaked out!!!!! >:D CATCH THE PLEGUE BITCH!

  • @LoveingMemory "Whore"? I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here but I'm guessing you haven't quite understood Emilie's point here.

  • I love this. I first heard it last night and I haven't stopped listening to it.

  • I love this song ^)^

  • @sinkinglikeanchors

    ooooh, aren't you a rebel. *epic eye rolling*

  • @sinkinglikeanchors if u do tht i will so fucking come to see it!!!1

  • makes me think of a scary mansion where a little living dead girl is singing this x'd

  • I memorized the entire thing.

    So proud of myself. :D

  • .. Epic.

  • ....I kinda wanna go on some swings now....is that weird?

  • Omg, I'm scared... Quite scared.

  • raise your child one songs by EA, voltare, and lily allen, whoever does this there child will be epic.... also teach them little known old nursery ryhmes and fairytales, the original ones :D

  • I listened to this song a day ago, and when I was asleep I had a nightmare and it was about this song, my heart was beating fucking fast and i couldn't breath for a while when I woke up

    that was bloody scary...

  • First EA song I ever heard! Ahhhh~ <3

  • Loving this Song!

    Shadow: Hey Spider!

    Spider: What?

    Shadow: I am so forcing you to do this with me for the School Talent Show.

    Spider: ...Epic

  • @sinkinglikeanchors

    DO IT.

    I want to sing "Misery Loves Company" at mine. <3

  • This has got to be the most cleverly written thing I've ever heard

  • @sinkinglikeanchors I would bow down to you if I went to that talent show haha

  • @sinkinglikeanchors

    Do it.. Please!!!!

    I want to sing 306 at mine!!!

  • This is what me and my baby cusin play for paddie cake. For some reason her parents think it's wrong that she does. I wonder why?

  • Miscarriage last week.

    Fuck. My. LIFE. </3

  • @Nymphetamiine01 major sad face :( im sorry

  • @Nymphetamiine01 Oh my. I'm so sorry. My mother had a miscarriage a month ago. I know what you're going through, but I do imagine it's much, much worse for a mother.

  • @Nymphetamiine01 D: NO!!! Your lying. I'm so sorry :'(

  • @amiemarionette I wish I was lying.... :'(

  • @Nymphetamiine01 Aww Im so sorry for your loss! D':

  • @Nymphetamiine01 Oh my... I'm so sorry for you, really. Courage!

  • @sinkinglikeanchors do it! theyll over react and ban you from school then harass you with christian quotes jk

  • I am playing this in Youreapeat so I can listen to it over and over and over agian and learn it. Yay!

  • You know what's really fun? Speeding down the road in a golf cart at 6 in the morning in a quiet neighborhood and yelling this to wake your friends up xD

  • @xAriMCRAddict Lol Thats sounds so fun :) I will try it one day

  • I'm going to sing this song when I'm walking to class!

  • I love sining this with my freakish friends and watching the expressions on the faces of those around us as we randomly burst out into song <3

  • Trying to learn to the whole song!

  • lol this is wow i love emilie xD

  • This is inspiring. Thank you Miss Autumn for making me feel like i can be deranged and historically accurate.

  • I cant wait to teach this to my children

  • 1:18 "...and she isn't even mad..." EMILIE AUTUMN IS A TROLL!

  • This is funny but I listened to this with my sister at like 2 in the morning. Love the song but I made her play something upbeat and happy before I went to bed haha

  • I'm ever so proud of me, i learnt this! I've been singing it while playing patty cake with my younger sister but she sort of caught on to the lyrics...

    You'd never guess how many weird looks you get when people think a young girl is about to say c**t. =D

  • funny=fuck

    hello=hell

    come=cunt

  • @97silvershadow Thank you captain Obvious 

  • @97silvershadow You forgot razor = rape.

  • This song haunts my nightmares! Yay!

  • Haha. This is like our childhood song My Boyfriend Gave Me An Apple. It's sang the same way as this.

  • @WednesdayEclipse Actually I think its based off of "Miss Lulu Had A Steam Boat"

    but theres a lot of clapping games like that

    Slainte

  • me and a couple friends always sing this around school haha

  • ive been using this for patty cake with my sister but she's caught on to the lyrics... it's odd when you see a child under the age of five singing this

  • Miss Lucy had some leeches...~

    I am so grateful my friend showed me this... and that I live in the 21st century.

  • jajajajaja xDDD

  • Just found this & I feel in love. <3

  • me and my best friend sing this in gym everyday now thts its summer we call eachothers and sing it! me and her would do anything to go to a concert and be on stage !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I just listened to this song for the first time. There goes a perfectly good night of sleeping.

  • Me an my sister play this for pattie cake. The only problem is that she is only 4

  • I sang this to my mom.

    She was like," O__O "

  • Me and my friends sang this at our water park, while we were getting ice cream. I love attention! XD

  • what an optimic song!

  • "Miss Lucy had a baby. His name was Tiny Tim..." Sound familiar to anyone?

    That's one of the first things I thought of when I heard this song.

  • Sing this on the train. DO IT, I DARE YOU.

    The looks you get are fabulous. <3

  • @Shaestel I sang this today on the train :D I just loooooooooooved the looks on peeps faces xDD <3

  • I <3 EA shes so fuckin awesome! xD

    

  • 2:03 who ever she is singing with forgot their lines

  • @DeanneSingsLOL -- or lost their breath.

  • Fapping.

  • a few days ago I watched a movie called "attack of the giant leeches".

    I totally thought of this song..

  • I am constantly caught singing this in the hallways and bathrooms (loudly) of my school, earning myself several odd looks and the occasional "who sings that? It's creepy...but I like it!"

    Spreading the plague, one unsuspecting high school student at a time :)

  • @xxXMoonXChildXxx me too! all the kids who are apart from "the crowd" know emilie autumn now

  • @xxXMoonXChildXxx I do the same :) But I get called the crazy goth chick ... *sigh* The Plague shall spread to them mwahaha!

  • @xxXMoonXChildXxx XD if they only knew that the song that they sang when little kids is the same like LONDON BRIDE IS FALLING DOWN and RING AROUND THE ROSIES

    XD

  • @moquetegarcia Yeah ring o' ring o' roses is about the bubonic plague killing everyone.

  • creepy yet true.

  • 0:00-1:00 Laugh out, 1:00-1:30 Boring, 1:30-2:26 this is a song make people feel scary...

  • My friend and I play Patty Cake and sing this in the park all the time, you should see all the looks we get! XD

  • ummmm im gunna have nightmares

  • Funny thing. I am pregnant, I'm a huge Emilie Autumn fan, some may say I'm quite deranged but no matter, I plan to teach this to my child when he/she is old enough to play patty cake.

  • @Nymphetamiine01

    Haha. That would awesome.

  • @Nymphetamiine01 Aww congratulations! And you are my idol!

  • @BloodAndRainbows13 blood and rainbows- a simply amazing account name! high five to you :D

  • @LittleBluRidinHood Why thank you! As is yours!

  • @Nymphetamiine01 PARENTING: DONE RIGHT

  • @Nymphetamiine01

    I'm not much of one to be forceful, but I plan on making my wife let me play this with my kid.

  • @Nymphetamiine01 So long as you don't teach them Gothic Lolita or The Art Of Suicide.

    ^^;

  • @LordSia13

    Yeah she would want to waite until they are 8 or older to teach them those songs. XD

  • @Nymphetamiine01

    You should put up a video once they learn it.

  • "Pat a cake" lol, I suppose it's good for the children to know the sad things of the past, it makes them not take things for granted. "Hello mister surgeon, With scalpel old and blunt, He'll tie you to the table then he'll mutilate your..." this still happens in India. We need to be thankful for what we have. But I'd be careful to not teach them this too young...

  • And you must remember this will all happen if you buy a jar of leeches...

  • hahhaha loved it

  • Is this scary? I keep thinking at the end of the video a scary face whill pop up DX

  • @SammixItachiUchihaXD No, Nothing pops out. I promise. :D It's just a sickeningly adorable little rhyme.

  • @zombieswalking what do u mean by sickningly o_O XD

  • ms mary had a steam boat the steamboat the steamboat had a bell ms mary went to heaven the steam boat went to hello operator give me #9 if you disconnect me i'll kick you in the behind the yellow curtain there was a piece of glass ms mary sat upon it and hurt her little ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom doing up their flies are in meadow bees are in the park ms mary and her boy.f are kissing in the DARK dark in like a movie a movies like a show ....

  • Want to get EA on the radio?! I certainly do!

    I think EA fans across North America should get organized & call radio stations on a specific day & time to request the SAME song by EA.

    Visit my channel for details about voting. Give this a thumbs up if you think it’s a good idea & so other fans will see it.

    <3 EA

  • I love this song!! ....Does that make me a freak?

  • @lilrachel6 yes!! :D welcome to the freak world!! enjoy it!

  • @KARITO9797 I've been a freak for quite awhile! And I enjoy every minute of it. XD

  • i really want to learn this...this ill gonna be hard... i speek spanish ....fuck.. =(

    but....IM GOING TO LEARN THIS!!!! =) (im a mad girl XD)

  • @KARITO9797 Good luck! And when you do it will be awesome. Kudos for trying to learn a fast song in another language.

  • I memorized this song and it scares my friend..... lol

  • My teacher told all of us to grab a partner and talk about a two player game and to show it to the class ,

    my best friend and I played "miss lucy had some leeches" the way you play "miss molly had a steam boat" ,

    Scared the shit out of our teacher and class mates. lol

  • @EternalBeingOfLove that is so awesome!!! I wish i could do that!

  • I don't think that it was such a good idea to watch this at like 12 in the morning all by myself, alone, and in the dark....

    But On the up side... I love her voice... it's adorable... ^_^

    ^<3^

  • Quick question, which was first; Wendy's song from South Park or this?

  • I'm in love with this song. Does that make me sick?

    It might.

    Do I give a - Damn that nitrous oxide?

    No. No I don't. ^_^

  • That's really sad because most of it is true........

  • If I had daughters, I would teach them to sing this while playing patty cake and record it and post it on youtube....thats defiantly worth over a millions views than most of these crappy videos online...

  • I love this song. It's both adorable and disturbing at the same time. It has the cutest sound to it even though the lyrics are really morbid.