Tufty the squirrel buys some ice cream

[noonsight2010]

I was in the Tufty Club!

[ThomasTrue]

Willy's mummy is too lazy lying on her fat a**e watching Jeremy Kyle and she's going to mad that he's late back with her 20 Silk Cut she sent him to get.

[shrivel1]

Don't know why they ever got rid of Tufty. Stupid hedgehogs, now.....

[capnhands]

I thought he said money not mummy

[herpderp12399]

Always bring mummy with you to the ice cream van, becuase mummy will use her telekinetic powers to flip the car off the road

[Naturality]

Mummy has the money.

[gmf121266]

Let this be a lesson kids....If you let Willy out in public they might splash cream all over tufty.

[TheMasterNo6]

@gmf121266 Thank you for making me laugh.

[torrind]

Superb!!!

[LSSJBardock]

@EmperorMarcusNovius lol, the driver must be paying too much for his car insurance

[MegaRockingGIRL]

Does that mean if you dont have a mummy you can't* have Ice cream and you will be run over?

Sad

[MegaRockingGIRL]

Does that mean if you dont have a mummy you can have Ice cream and you will be run over?

Sad

[MrJackyWoo]

Sod Willy the weasel, they're out of '99s!

[LSSJBardock]

the narrator sounds like bernard cribbins

[Ianseymour]

That's ok, but what if mummy's dead, or your daddy's gay? didn't think of that did they!

[DomSezXL]

Love the description!

[Retroblogs]

Always take your mommy because peados can buy ice cream vans nowadays....

[ericstaltz]

@Retroblogs Greensleeves: the mating call of the paedophile

[xhairsfordemocracy]

Willy the Weasel called an ambulance chasing lawyer and is now living the life of riley. He's so used to pain now that when funds are running low him and his weasely pals arrange a staged incident when they need a couple of grand.

[RobertTheDodger654]

If only Willy's ice cream landed on his head; would of doubled up as a dunce's cap (!)

[mmaconachie]

Always take mummy with you. Because she'll pay for your ice cream and it won't cost you a penny.

[TheVimtoMoustache]

Wind yer neck in Willy.

[malfisher]

I hope willy had clean underwear on!

[davidswaffles7890]

Ice Cream Van-1  0-Willy

[Banshea1]

Poor willy :-(

[Minervasux]

Why is it that weasels are always portrayed as the antagonists?

[mildewmocha]

@Minervasux I had a book of Tufty stories as a kid.  Willy Weasel was actually quite a nice guy...just a bit dense. It was Harry Hare who tended to be the deliberately irresponsible one.

[Minervasux]

@mildewmocha Oh, okay.

[krazykre23]

I'm beginning to think that maybe Willy has some unsettled gambling and/or drug debts. The same exact vehicle runs him down in a different episode. In this one, you can even hear the driver speed up as he approaches. The man in the red car is obviously out to harm him.

[mikegerrish]

Lucky it wasn't a 'Lolly Gobble Choc Bomb'- what a calamity that would be!!!??

[TheSanaeKochiya]

Lucky Willy had a greater mass than the car and stopped it with his knees. He may only walk way with bruises but light weight kids might not be so lucky.

[dutchgirl96]

thats a major problem, not having mummy at the icecream van. now you would be worried if the man in the icecream van was a child molester.

[berlinmitte10117]

What a waste of ice cream

[PaulMichaels78]

Ah, Bernard Cribbins.... love him. Best Doctor Who companion EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[jeffiner1892]

What if Willy didn't have a mummy?

[peterdelane]

now you know why there are speed bumps all over the place

[neilrud]

what a cock! Never serve weasels ice cream. Willy by name willy by nature!

[hazzabananza]

O_O the poor, unfortunate......icecream

[amieanddave]

If anyone is interested, the tune on the van chimes is "tonibell"

[noonsight2010]

@amieanddave I remember them! There was also Corona fizzy drinks that used to deliver. I was in the Tufty Club as well. It's a different world already.

[DCLeadboot]

Another message there... always drive with due care and attention when passing an ice-cream van - then you won't knock down any independent young animals!

[Paneka17]

Bernard Cribbins!

[rupertmyprince]

well maybe the person driving the car is blind you fat weasel

[arielzz833]

OMG WILLY!!!!

[ElizabethR1558]

Stupid chuffing weasel

[tonymontana1974]

0:24 hahaha pissing weasel.

[murrangurk]

always take mummy with you, or you'll fucking pay bitch!

[Benlew56]

the real message here is against drunk driving... and that parents make good meatsheilds

[rockaroundtheclock56]

thats one way of putting it...LOL

[happytreethousand147]

anyone rember something about a girl is hit by a car after getting ice cream. its callled when you see an ice cream van. tell me if you saw it. i'd like to see it.

[MikeBleach]

Maybe they'll do a prequel where Rosie the rabbit drinks and drives.

[Nintendavin]

The car was traveling at like 6 mph...?

[illustriouschin]

that was a nice story

[jaffacake1578]

what difference will it have made? he would have been knocked down anyway mummy or not... or did the diver of the car think oh he hasnt got his mummy with him, so i will just run him over?

[BREN70S]

thats the same fuckin car , watch your ass willie , some sod wants you dead ,!

[wolfiewifie]

no wonder

[TheJules2011]

if i was wille id never cross the fucking road again,thats the 2nd tme he has been run over now

[Shychick52]

Really? What was the first time? O.o

[AgentSpeed92]

lol wat a fuckin funny video lmao and these comments below r really funny

[bluekittykat77]

"always take mummy with you!"

[tardikins]

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Is that strange?

[ZoanthropicParanoia7]

yeah... it is

[jaffacake1578]

lol

[Fizzypop1211]

@tardikins what did your guests say?

[thesims2petsrocks]

XD the sound that it makes when it hits the weasel is soo bloody quiet!

[CSD7038]

Willy is a latchkey varmit. His mumsie couldn't be there because she was busy making off with eggs from a henhouse for his supper.

[jaffacake1578]

"oh mummy willy has been knocked down by a car!".....good

[jaffacake1578]

he would of been knocked down anyway.....mummy or not!

[xrockchick123x]

Bet it was Willie's "Mummy" who ran him over. That's why she wasn't with him.

[jackgreaves18]

fuckin willy weasel. watch where the fuck u goin bitch

[ssssroryssss2]

Poor daddy never gets asked to do anything!

[jackgreaves18]

no he would be to busy at work! duh. its mummy's job!

[jaffacake1578]

what if "daddy" didnt have a job?!

[Bmth101]

I've seen grey squirrels on the side of the road knocked down by cars but never a weasel.

Kids these days wouldn't know what a weasel was anyway, they're very elusive.

[devilindisguise77]

oh no willy has been knocked down by a car

classic! i luv it!

[ElizabethR1558]

I remember these adverts!

[DaDannyBoy1]

Wats Mummy Gunna Do?

[DaDannyBoy1]

The Driver Needs To Buy Him Another Ice Cream

[billabongodrum]

the driver was clearly at fault

[rustyman33]

no the worst that can happen is you drop your ice cream

[ChrisVanDam]

So, what have we learned today boys and girls?.. if you go to an ice-cream van without your 'mummy' .. you WILL get hit by a car.!! But don't worry.. the worst that'll happen is you'll graze your knee. =]

[dpepperxx]

Worst? That's not the worst that happened!

He LOST HIS ICE CREAM too.

[shaneski75]

willy weasel unfortunate little pikey

[ijk9999]

dont you think the driver should buy him another ice cream

[ijk9999]

so, if you get hit by a car, you will hurt you knee

[THEidiotCHILD93]

ROFL!!

wen were theses made?? did people actually take it seriously??

[hamster700]

if you got hit by a car travelling at that speed ud b dead

[pickleboy23]

This actually turned out worse for tufty.

The ice cream man rushed to Tuftys aid and whisked him off in his ice cream van (LOL)..

Sadly not to the nearest hospital, but to a remote layby where tufty was subject to a 3 hour sexual attack.

Police later exposed the ice cream man as a "Mr Whippy" residing in east sussex.

Let this be a warning to all kids that any ice cream van calling himself "Mr Whippy" to give it a complete wide berth, therefore missing any oncoming traffic all together.

[rjconnolly64]

@pickleboy23 the guy who got run over was called willy weasel

[miamimaiden]

....because you never know if the icecream man is a pedo

[HazProductions]

This PIF is a load of bollocks! I always got to the ice cream van by myself and I'm sure i'm a little old to take mum with me.

[dymond9999]

there was more damage to the cone than there was to Willy weasel.

[LNER4468]

Tufty's the same height as his mother. He's 45 year old, still living with her, calling her 'Mummy' and expecting her to go to the ice cream van with him. Mummy only agrees because she's ran out of fags. Tufty, get a life, pal.

[mrlowdangle]

willy weasel was a scummer anyway

[pratt68]

I think the driver should be breathalysed. He can't even get out of the car after he's flattened Willy Weasle.

[hamster700]

come on that is so retarded

[Doomsday2060]

a bit like you then ;) (in reply to hamster700)

[iowntheclough]

of course children, if the ice cream seller looks like gary glitter, run!!

[cjd486]

Willie the weasel couldn't ask his mummy to come with him because he was a scouser and he'd robbed his mummy's purse to get the ice cream in the first place.

[SLIPKNOTCOLLECT]

even if you dont have to cross the road to get to it? lololol!

[RylothRanger]

what if you has two daddies?

Lol jokes :P

[xummij]

Joke? Once upon a time, maybe, but history has overtaken you...

[rubis945]

remember this from childhood! Weasel roadkill!!

[Runiteguardian]

lol was this a safety add for little english kids!?

[paprikalady]

it certainly was, i remember it at school! AND i was in the tufty club lol.....

[dc5894]

You was in the what club,I was in the Dennis the Menace fan club and we were taught to run across the road throw ourselfs over car bonnets then run of with our ice cream without paying,

Want to join?

[Ben121974]

LMAO!!!

[kearjojo]

eeeeeeeeek! squished weasel!!! ahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!

[jman5one5piece]

blammo

[piratebluebeard]

i like how you hear sound first car sounds like a saxo though

[digglyda]

It wasn't 'cos Willy didn't ask Mummy to go to the Van with him...It was 'cos Cortina drivers are dangerous.

[LilNemoFish]

kinda important and weird 2

[SeymoreOmnis]

I learned an important lesson.

The major consequence of getting hit by a car is dropping your icecream and bruising your knee.

[MaiMonkey466]

lol...nice

[lenon7775]

lol

[alienfingers]

why did they have all of these mral message adverts in the 70's? did the children run directly in front of cars whilst juggling flaming matches and drowning?

[jamierourketen]

the voice of bernard cribbins!

[xummij]

Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw a public information film aimed at kids on tv.

Do they reckon they're not worth the expense?

[Fizzypop1211]

@xummij

kids don't have role models like tufty anymore, just wannabe celebrity slags from the big brother house

[360gameking]

so because i is 23 should i ring my mum to go on the van with me wen i want fags

[hi2u202]

willy weasel got pwned. what a noob. xD

[armageddon74400]

O.o o.......k.........

[buc555]

That car was going at like 2 MPH

[spottydog4472]

We had a mobile shop come roud the area in the 70's ,,one Sunday morning my mum got her cuppa & "News Of the World" paper and there on the front page was the van owner! Apparently he'd been giving a few of the local mums credit on purchases and then collecting it personally when the husbands were out at work...

[MisterLester]

By way of strange coincidence, my willy got hurt when I went to the ice cream van alone one day. But not by a car.

[paul4990]

damn lada driver!

[daveholt777]

Was anyone else a member of the tufty club when you were little???

[atomsmasha]

I was. My mum helped organize it. I have the Tufty club book that we got as kids. I remember enjoyng the club.

[198nine]

PMS!! always go with mommy

[skunktail6]

Hey, I saw that squirrel in an episode of Life On Mars once.

[antster1983]

Willy's got crushed nuts! XoD

[mikeymishka1]

oh my god!! they killed willy!! you b@@xx**s!

[Andyfly55]

Where there's a blame... There's a claim...

[tailgunner2]

Had this been in the US, Willy the Weasel would have been able to sue the driver for damages. Damn weasels, ruin it for everyone.

[NineInchChiliPeppers]

However, Willy Weasel might have a claim, espacially since the driver seemed to be doing 30mph in what seems to be a 20mph zone.

[dougallisnotcoollke]

wtfwtf?

[margretteleigh]

w...t...f?

[Fbincisfootball]

what if the mummy went to get an ice cream without weasel

[rockinbillyboy]

Willy Weasel was some lad,....he was 'ard!!!!...i heard he later spent some time in a young offenders centre, for robbery, and later progressed to Wormwood scrubs. After his release he became a Labour councilor, and lobbied to get rid of all lollipop men and ladies. Bad Willy Weasel.

[pikatroid]

What if mummy isn't there. What if I only have daddy with me. Am I to assume that daddy will let me be hit by by a car?

[Applemask]

Yes. Yes you are.

[skeps21]

mummy said i have to walk to the ice-creem man myself because she said i too old IM ONLY 62 yars old i mean i dont want to end up like willy the wasal and get ran over it scers me ill drop my lolly pop

[bonnieladscotty]

almost as funny as charlie says.. especially the 'don't talk to strangers' one. haha!

[kes31]

Remember, if your're a weasel watching this, always get Mummy to help you get an ice cream.

[rockstevieboy]

Poor willy the weasel he even dropped his cone!

[MISS2WINGS]

how can any 1 not like tufty its better than sum of the crap u get on tv tday

[petro1986]

idiot child... I mean weasel...

[ctlazar]

I'm 39 and my mummy lives 220 miles away - I'm gagging for a bloody ice-cream.

There are probably an aweful lot of squirels that were saved from a premature death thanks to Tufty.

[Zetapimpkin]

That is some of the best comic timing I've ever seen. Fantastic.

[kittygrrrl]

sad but so true, dangerous..stuff

[ZalbNacho]

"Sounds like the 50's attempts at really really REALLY sickening videos.. It's not really sickening... but Tuffy goes and gets a hooker in the other video? WTF?"

That one had it's sound replaced by ashens.

[PGPyramid1]

Always take mummy or you could end up roadkill just like Willy the weasel.

[eyebal]

Sounds like the 50's attempts at really really REALLY sickening videos.. It's not really sickening... but Tuffy goes and gets a hooker in the other video? WTF?

[skeps21]

no way will i take my mummy lol

[ColonelWalterKurtz]

Silly Willy - the beatnik

[NastyMetalhead]

wot you on about Sickening? this is a government produced health and safty film Are you thick?

[XoSs]

he's joking.

wow u need a sense of humor...

[NastyMetalhead]

and you need a sense of irony

[scullyuvf]

how r ye weasel,weeeeeeeeasel

[couldbehoney]

That is truly horrible. Sickening, in fact.