Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature's First Sexual Predator

[MoonLilly92]

That´s the most bizarre thing I´ve ever heard in all my life!

[Thingssing7272]

PEDO-SUARUS!!! I am scared.

[BrendanIsCool]

how could they have found my skeleton?

[maxxe2]

woman overcomes lifetime of drug addiction to become casual user haha

[HereCuzImBoard]

Ah well at least im not the only one that finds it pleasurable to cover myself halfway in mud while simultaneously groping my ballsack,

[Tootoon2009]

This onion news report made me laugh more out of all their vids.

[MrBrilliantChaos]

Its a wonder how this species every reproduced.

[7SuperNova]

It's Pedobears great great great great great great granddaddy!

[Nagasuku]

1:47 ahahaha that face

[EbonyWaters]

Pedosaur.

[Paleed123]

The Dinosaur is ugly lol it funny :3

[shellsuitstrangler]

@cybersherriff

Sorry to chime in But that's pretty funny that you thought it was real. This show is meant for people like you dude

[calimanduff]

lolzi lived in argentina

[Jokerk1d]

Then i realised it was made by theonion...

[CyberSherriff]

how do they know it was a pervert? like what proof do they have to determine the behaviour of something from ancient times by just looking at a skeleton?

[AndresPetMonkey]

@CyberSherriff lol it's the onion.

[BazLazarus80]

@CyberSherriff Captain Miss the point? It is you!

[CountSexy]

@CyberSherriff Onion News isn't real news you fool, it's a JOKE!

[dalexisp]

before sandusky there was this...

[zbjnrn71511]

Me, Grimlock, not feel so comfortable around creepy dinosaur!

[kitsune720]

Two years old, and this is still one of the funniest Onion news reels.

[executeorder666]

Related to Jackoffasaurus rex, ripped from south park.

[Rohailtopper]

Down in the 'lines:

"Woman overcomes lifetime of drug addiction to become casual user"

1:36

[Dannnneh]

This is fucking amazing :D I love this! I LVOE IT! WHHOOEEEUUU!!! GO ONIONS!!!

[AshihiiAshkii]

Lol lol lol

[vale1000100]

i still like dinosaurs

[kendrat199]

I laughed so hard, I started crying. So that meant, favoriting.

[yooperkids]

OH MY GOSH!!!! steroid use!!

[kameillakittycat]

and how do they know this? did they get all this info from a skeleton? and LOL! XD

[ClaytonChan]

is this even real?

the side news on the bottom even seems a little weird.....

1:10 - "Happening now in Atlanta: Thoughts of wife, ruining blow job

1:24 - "Los Angeles night school: Teach accused of having sex with student"

it seems all too related =/

and of course...Onion News Network....

[destroy9557]

He's doin' the creep.

[tribleify]

This is the same backround they used for there 9/11 video.

[55watawata]

Pedobear approves.

[MrChickenZombie]

Weeelll, obviously, we have a rapist in Jurassic Park.

[ChipArgyle]

Nobody uses the word 'pervert' anymore. Every sexual quirk has a legitimizing label now. 'Pervert' must have died out with the dinosaurs.

[lonshy21]

@Zach4568 It's obviously a fake video, but dogs do masturbate lol.

[DrWoodyII]

Mu girlfriend wants one.

[JuGsHiTmAn]

i wanty ralp.;l[mn hgyvftcrdeswaqwserdftvgybhunjm­k;.l/

[deadcell85]

90% of Nation will be assholes by 2025

[MrAlakad]

hahahahaha OMG the picture at 1:47... SO GOOD!

[naveganteenelvacio]

Es muy gracioso. Dejense de joder, no puede ser serio

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[painsey]

its von heltons ancestor

[joaofernandesist]

hahaha...right...

[alzappa1]

this parody right?



[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@alzappa1 No, this is 100% real.

[alzappa1]

@Imhornydadcomeinside orly? seriously i this all thier vid r parody kind -.-

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@alzappa1 Nope someones is lying to you, the onion is a respectable news station and you can find more about stalker dinosaurs on google.

[battingriver]

@alzappa1 NOPE 100% REAL

[55tyy55]

@alzappa1 No, this is a real news station.

[TheMohguy]

@alzappa1 no its not a parody its all legit and rember believe 99.9% of everything you hear and see on youtube or onion news network

[alzappa1]

@TheMohguy ok...u guy keep that

i dont believe REAL things

[scottg4520]

@alzappa1 That's The Raz

[FlinckShinesOn]

Bobbie Battista xD Onion is aweomse ^^

[chojincondoms2]

This was the first onion video i watched. Good times.

[eeveeinhoen]

anyone else notice that all the weird fossil things happen in argentina?

[Baldoxxx4000]

I think thats my great grand father....

[simone13ish]

I know her...it is my ex's girlfriend

[clownin6226]

I work with a Pervatasaurus!

[rsqizar]

Pedobear:origins

[flow383]

LOL.... rubbing his genitals in mud? LOLOL

[N64Bishop]

WTF at 1:49



[NitsuaNaed]

i really wish this were true

[NickyAmerica]

The Ancestor of Pedobear.

[TheDiamond123123]

fake

[halojayjayjay]

@TheDiamond123123 ...u really are gullable

[TheDiamond123123]

@halojayjayjay

it's a trend to say fake... even when it's obviously fake, you say it for the lolz

[Spetsop]

@TheDiamond123123

It's been way too overused... it's nothing more than annoying now.

[TheDiamond123123]

@Spetsop

fine, fine, sheesh, no need to reload your explosive bullets, god damn!

[Spetsop]

@TheDiamond123123

lol... I was just saying

[TheDiamond123123]

@Spetsop

I'm just playing, all good, bro!

[b1346]

Its the onion u idiots

[pawpawno1]

Go back and read the scroll at the bottom

[Zack4568]

this has got to be fake......dinosaurs masterbating!? thats like saying that dogs masterbate to...

[AlbertWeskerfan100]

@Zack4568 Yea obviously. Thats the point. Its a joke.

[GarebearShields]

@Zack4568

your an idiot lol

[k2kraze]

Everybody, do the creep.

[gummybear31003]

nasty dino XD



[Realfucksake]

Learn the difference between paleontology and archaeology, way to mix them up. Dipshits.

[Diljam1]

why can't i download this?

[Angelsgorawr]

1:47 herbertasaurus



[assasincomedy]

When the reporter and researcher talk through video, there needs to be a 2-3 second pause between each exchange. There is no latency in this video, so you have to think they are only 3-4 miles away.

[Quiand93]

First this, next will be the lesbian dinosaur, the Lickalotopuss

[jamesusespivot]

@Quiand93 and then barney

[Quiand93]

@jamesusespivot

[Quiand93]

@jamesusespivot and then the velociraper

[flow383]

@Quiand93 GENIUS.



[Quiand93]

@flow383 Thanks, one does try ;)

[Elit3Ninja1]

@Quiand93 And then there will be a gay dinosaur, the Megasoreass

[Tr1pHead]

@Elit3Ninja1 don't forget the lesbian relative, Lickalotopuss

[mattxr2i]

@Quiand93 HA!!! That one got me ROFL!

[moleman40000]

@Quiand93 wouldent that be some kind of octopuss

[DrPepperKid14]

@Quiand93 excellent

[buddythedog12345]

@Quiand93 lol did u make that up?

[MagnetHeadFTW]

pedosaurus

[Koloszrodosthe]

Onion - REALLY FUCKING FUNNY, mostly true shit.

[ranseeka]

dumbasses it's The Onion......

google it it's satire it a joke it's funny stop taking it seriously

i can't believe so many people still havn't heard about the onion

[cars675]

This is one of my favorite 

[Frenchy7652]

Do people believe this bullshit? I see some find it funny but the thing is some people will believe it. The people that made this video are perverted none the less are dumb as hell two thumbs down if I could.

[Lightblinder]

lmfaooooo I can't stop laughing!! this is brilliant! bwahahahahahah

[starhorst]

the last picture made me laugh so hard I shat out of my nose

[thechocolatesaltball]

have any of u fuckin retards ever heard of onion news obviously its fake but its still funny

[Jellywormkitty]

W.T.F....haha.

[3rFTuS1cK]

this cant be fucking real

[bunnygopoke]

@3rFTuS1cK yes, it is fucking real

[zoesyis]

I am amazed they could keep a straight face for this xDD

[MrPeguin666]

I once turned on my tv and didn't realize it had been left on comedy central, and Onion News Network was on so I was like "what the fuck?"

[bolhi666]

FAKE AND GAY

[Zander101084]

@bolhi666 REAL AND STRAIT

[doom13069]

@bolhi666 no shit dick tracy its fake,and go fuck your self cuz you dont have a sence of humor.

[hadabenz]

"but only watched them as it masturbated" hahahahah

[erikawesome10]

So mustafafag, you really think for about 300 million years ago (maybe more) the world was completely silent until a bunch of plants basically said" Fuck this, I'm a fish now"? And you can't deny a big ass monster with massive jaws is AWESOME. But, I call Trolling

[kcazzzzz]

he has got to come out with more proof if he wants to say something like that...

[0090281000]

wtf

[peacezzz3]

0:32 (bottom of screen) ........... really.... that much time? Damn i thought it would be sooner

[DjSickipedia]

Why don't you take a seat.

[MissLucyBoomer]

This has got to be one of my favorites from the onion XD

[MrSmurf74]

FAKEEEEEE



[FinReVieWs]

@MrSmurf74 Fail..

[sswwaann1]

the rapingsaurus rex

[lifeisfunwithpeople]

Thus, Quagmire was born.

[Fitchyfullistening]

Darn, I was interested until I realized it was the Onion

[kristianbk1]

Natures own creep

[Goneroe]

get chris hanson a time machine please, that perv needs to take a seat over there

[Xxd3cayxX]

@Goneroe lol epic comment

[Penguin0fDoom6z]

this was in the suggestions for to catch a predator...

[an5d5ers]

is this a joke?

[AustinASuperfly]

IT GRABBED ITS OWN GENITALS AND GROANING TO ITS SELF W T F XDDD

[azndevil313131]

LMFAO!!!



[123udk]

its fake

[lightdark99]

@123udk Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo /end sarcasm

[suzukisportplayboy]

video fuck your mother gay man

[slutypet]

pervatasaurus is quite an unique finding

[asianfunnyjunker]

This is fucking awesome.

[DoNultima]

LOOOOOOL!!!!

[xlostxmemoryx01x]

HAHAHA What the FUCK ?!

[DragonWater14]

1:43 FREE CANDY

[darkhill5]

one sexond i was looking at loli and reserching pedobear and now im HERE??!?! WHERE AM I!!!

[redddp2]

hahahahaha this is some funny shit

[lanceawatt]

It's a satire on how speculative archeologists are about ancient shit I think.

[toomuchcoffee1]

@mustaffa1611 Yes that makes all the sense in the world! pay a bunch of guys to bury plastic in the desert, dig it up, claim its a dinosaur. It also makes sense to spend money on entire research programs to look and study pieces of plastic! Wow! I never looked at it that way! your lack of logic astonishes me.

[444Verity]

DrSWNemo has an excellent point!

[444Verity]

Mustaffa1611 is a douche.

[mustaffa1611]

@444Verity The reason you call names is because you are insecure and cant face the truth

[MachineFight]

"... but the Pervatosaurus is smaller and much much creepier" xD

[averagealmanac2jV]

Find'"`It.."Here``.Now.`"

ＷＷＷ.ＳＴＲＥＡＭＭＯＶＩＥＳＨＥＲＥ.ＴＫ

Just"''Copy.'.&"'`Paste`',

[JamesDangerMtDew]

Ha I can't believe some people believe this is real haha that'd ridiculous

[luboisfat]

when he said "and watched them while he masturbated" i started asking myself was that a parody?

[AttomicShockwave]

OMG at 1:24 read what it says on the bottom D:

[cobesk8]

stupid pervert dinosaur

[mustaffa1611]

People will beleive any nonsense. I still have never seen a dinosaur skull. Anytime they claim to have a dinosaur skull all they show us is a cartoon drawing. One random bone found somewhere does not make a dinosaur. drawings and animated videos also do not provide proof on any real proof dinosaurs existed. Its always someone from the carnegie or rockefeller foundations with the grant money who decides if a bone came from 'dinosaurs'

[DrSwNemo]

@mustaffa1611 HAHAHA. You thought this was real?

[mustaffa1611]

@DrSwNemo Dinosaurs are not real, they never existed and never will. Those plastic things at the museum are not real unless you think plastic qualifies for real bone.

[DrSwNemo]

@mustaffa1611 Ah, I thought you thought this was real. And to counteract your argument, what's to say they never existed? If there's no proof they existed, isn't that equal proof that they didn't not exist? A little paradox in a twist of words to wrap your pitifully small brain around.

[machete9899]

@mustaffa1611 you are out to lunch friend

[mustaffa1611]

@machete9899 If being out to lunch means knowing better than to believe silly stories about make believe dinosaurs actually being real then I am glad to be out to lunch.

[lanceawatt]

@mustaffa1611 lol you've got to joking, right? :D

[mustaffa1611]

@lanceawatt One random bone found here and one random fossil found somewhere else does not make a dinosaur. numerous times the paper does an article and itll say "wow, we found some bone, but they dont know what it is." A couple days later the follow up story says after someone from the carnegie foundation showed up, they said it was a dinosaur bone. Then the scientists are all happy and then get some grant money. Ive documented this in my series "proof dinosaurs never existed" part 2

[lanceawatt]

@mustaffa1611 perhaps you need to have a look at the History museum in London, you won't see any bones missing, lol! Google it ;)

[mustaffa1611]

@lanceawatt They are not missing because they are made of plastic. real bones are not made of plastic, no matter what the experts tell you.

[Fibonacci1334]

@mustaffa1611 What happened to part one? just got laughed right off the cutting board did it?

[mustaffa1611]

@Fibonacci1334 I dont know what your talking about Part 1 is still in my videos. "Proof dinosaurs never existed, never did, never will " 

[ETWFTW345]

@mustaffa1611 If everyone in the world was as retarded as YOU seem to be then the entire world would be like my ex girlfriends vagina, dry,flaky and odorous with no signs of life

[DrKorn5]

@mustaffa1611 What is it when I find rocks with fossils in the middle of them then? Somehow I dont think a scientist went to and burried fake fossils in places like the Calvert cliffs althogh those fossils are much newer than dinosaurs. Those guys must be realy dedicated to burry them in advance and wait for nature to errode the cliff face so I could find them.

[mustaffa1611]

@DrKorn5 Ive found fossils too doesnt mean they are dinosaurs.

[chesleycareystar]

Pervatosaurus is a common relatives of Pedophiliosaurus.

[NoR3m0rs3]

@chesleycareystar And a cousin of the late Garyglittersaurus

[DcBloodful]

WOAH, why is justin bieber on tv?

[livingisaight]

first time i saw this i almost died laughing

[redcarnotaurus]

thats the crappiest ever dinosaur drawing, thats a pathetic name, and t.rex at pervatosaurus are not related.

[silenceimurderyou]

@redcarnotaurus hahaha youre soo stupid

[redcarnotaurus]

@silenceimurderyou shut it

[redcarnotaurus]

@silenceimurderyou and also I know its not real. you know shit dick head. Stop being a bitch to people. whats our problem.

[Rrelentless09]

Haha lmfao xD

[AverageFPSplayer]

is this legit news?

[guitargamer57]

@AverageFPSplayer no the Union news is a parody TV show

[Metalguitarist112]

@AverageFPSplayer lol ur an idiot

[AverageFPSplayer]

@Metalguitarist112 hey it looked very convincing, plus this was the first one i saw