Ted E Bare's First Knock Knock Joke

[F34RTH3D4RKN3SS]

ted.e.bare: your in trouble

chuck wood: shut the fuck up

[F34RTH3D4RKN3SS]

he took something

he took something from you?!?!

he took my innocence

well how do you know that?

cuz i dont give a flying fu.

[LoverParody]

Knock.knock, whos there,mikey,hi mikey

[LoverParody]

U say whos there. But i see you dave

[ShonnieLuvsFob]

You can so tell the audience is us Australians.

[Harrypotteristhebes1]

lol chuckie is so funny here

[vTreaatz]

what did ted e bear mean by the last joke?

how is that funny..

[randomchick989]

@vTreaatz chuck says exactly all the time. when ted-e-bear said chuck the audience sayschuck who. thented e bear says exactly because 1.chuck says it all the time. 2.he means like chuck who, theres no chuck exactly :)

[stevepuppetz]

pretend theres a door there........

oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h ok yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[anthonypartridge97]

Chuck : what are you going to spank me like last time i might like that

David : Chuck!

[rachybug1998]

@AbbeyHMusic believe it or not we aren't STUPID

[rachybug1998]

Ding Dong

It's a knock knock joke not a ding dong joke

But I wanna say ding dong

[MrViperScopez]

"dingaling" "whos there!?"

[bluebomber389]

he is relly relly relly funny

[r3trojay]

what show is this from ? thanks

[mash556]

mike hi mike!!!!!! XDXD

[Klaine4everrocks]

I;m going to see him :D

[LozzyRanger]

so cute

[xantiherox]

i didn't get the last joke.

[Scarpaw1]

@xantiherox

Ted E is supposed to be 'innocent', not saying curse words, dirty jokes, things like that. Chuck took it away and he was about to say the the F word, something Ted E never would have done, he dosint even know what it means except that its a real bad thing.

[xantiherox]

@Scarpaw1

no no when he said. chuck. chuck who? exactly.

that part. i was like huhhhhh?

[ThunderX19]

@xantiherox as in who is chuck

[xantiherox]

@ThunderX19

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT MAKES SENSE thanks!

[ThunderX19]

@xantiherox no problem

chuck:ding-a-ling

ted e.; whos there? LOL

[XxSpartanX69xX]

can i send a fax LOL

[SmashChickz]

lol ding dong



[dmzjpl999]

Haha this is funny:d

[ThunderX19]

DOWN DOWN!! oh no im acting like grandpa LOl

[TheFunpeeps]

2:07-2:53 i laughed so hard!!!

[iDop3d]

haha

[lovelyvangurl]

it is soooooo funny! it is funny when ted e said DING DONG!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha!=)]

[lovelyvangurl]

this is so funny...

[lovelyvangurl]

what is talking for the bear..

[Sabec96]

@lovelyvangurl you've got to be kidding me right?

the man right next to him, hes a ventriloquist!

[warriorcat1313]

@lovelyvangurl wow

[pinkytumbleweeds]

Ted E. Bare; "Dave i found my innocents".

Dave; "were was it".

Ted E. Bare "on my sim-card"

[pinkytumbleweeds]

Ready its a knock knock joke! And u dont sey ding dong.

Dingaling. Whos there? Nooooooooo!

[buttonsiscute]

its a joke knock knock. whos there its me teddy.. wow i wish i could throw my voice like that it is so cool they r stupider

[Subandiwillsub2u]

I love when he has a nightmare, and he was in a hotel, but it wasn't a hotel, but it was, but it wasn't...

[MsBin74]

This is from my old account that I have forgotten the password and email. Damn, 268k views! Awesome!

[daxster25]

"he took my innocents :("

"how do you kno that"

"cause i don't give a flying fu-"

[TheHyperkid97]

Mikey wont fit in the door. Is he too fat? Lol

[MsNostalgicDi]

Love Ted E. Bare. Chuck should wash his mouth out. Those two were a hilarious pair in a live show. Strassman is a patient man. The ultimate ventriloquist. Thanks for posting Belatif.

[buttonsiscute]

knock knock who's there it's me teddy  roflmao

[cshimp10]

Hahahaha, this is well thought out and very clever!

Every time Ted E Bear says "HUH?" it just announces his stupidity, xD

[omnitrixian]

@blueboy5090

I can't. My iPhone doesn't have an F6

[MsMuzicFreek]

SING ALONG *silence* ... i lost my head o.o ahahhahahhaa and

dingaling.. whos there?! NOOO DONT SAY ANYTHING

god i luv ted e bear <3 i saw his new show and i laughed my head off!!!

[katerykate]

4:57 I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING.

[ElleIsOverboard]

You don't like ding dong?

[pwincesgirl5]

I dont know any mickey!!! thats why u say IT ! :)

[bratley2008]

I WANT TO say ding dong

[ee0542]

It's an KNOCK KNOCK JOKE! and you don't say dong dong!

lol!

[BiancaLoL1]

Strassman Rocks

[bigpapa861]

Chuck: dingaling Ted e: WHOS THERE?!

[StackedDecks]

you can see his throat and mouth moving lol, but its still funny :L

[GuyThatCreepy]

chuck wood made 15 profiles and disliked this vid

[ginald26]

hahaha

[2skills4u]

Knock Knock... Who's There? Chuck... Chuck Who? Exactly!!!! :D

[XMarkDemon]

@2skills4u I found my innocence.

Where was it?

On my sim card... you're in trouble

Shut the fuck uup.

[iloveclubpenguin1004]

ted : he left some pictures in there

what kind of pictures

ted: naughty pictures , ahhhh . you should be ashamed of yourself

[BlackIce773]

LOL funny stuff. GOOOO TED E BEAR

[SuperJigles]

15 people don't get knock knock jokes

[Jswaz666]

Ted: Oh no, he took some thing, Strassman: what did he take?? Ted: he took my inocence. Strassman: How do you know that?? Ted: because I dont give a flying fuck

[chris5462]

KNOCK KNOCK!!!!

[93rockgodess]

"can i send a fax?" lololololol XD

[hicksy36]

those 14 people are probably high or drunk

[MKroX2202]

@hicksy36 wait, I think that you would enjoy this more high or drunk haha

[hicksy36]

Tead e bear is mad!!!!!

[bradpshaw]

FUNNIEST THING EVER

[iamnomable]

Kya~ I love Ted E Bare!

"You don't like ding-dongs?" Lol :3

[umidboy22]

funny



[galo3a]

nice

[ThePokemonfan365]

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Chuck"

"Chuck who?"

"Exactly."

[GodsTrgrFnger]

" you don't like ding dongs?" Haha that made my day.

[Scruffy193]

I love David Strassman... I got to see him every time he visits us in down here in Melbourne, Australia...

[23mHark]

me:knockx2

you:whose there?

me:hawaii

you:hawaii who?

me:when i say jump you say hawaii!!!!!

[kiamildwaters]

i love ted bare:)

so funny

[ShinobiOfDragons]

oh man gotta love ted e bare x3

[davidmonroe12345]

How I see part 2 of this sequence? You can see Chuck on a chair, I remeber seeing this a loooooooooong time ago, and the joke goes on.

[dan1369dd]

lol omg that was so funny!

great show!

[Salem2007Harrison]

how do u no that teddy cause i dont give a flyin fuck

[strawberrynics2297]

haha! this is funny! :)) watch this all. :D

[sexy1beck1yxoxo]

l0l

[heroali6]

Funniest bare ever

[AndToThinkILovedYou]

its a knock knock joke, not a ding dong! ding a ling! who's there! Nooooooooo don't say anything.

[brassbandsrock]

Lol. "I found my innocents. On my simcard". LOLOLOLOLOL. ROFLMAO

[scum32]

how cute is ted e bear omg i love this clip

[CrazyClownGirl]

chuck who?

...exactly!

almost peed myself at that point. i love ted e bare.

[akirk1998]

Chuck who

Exactly

Lol

[sk8ingpro169]

knock knock

ill get it!!

hahaha

[kylecheeseits]

ur in trouble shut the fuck up lol so funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[knucklesxblaze54]

What he's going to die!!

[countrylover961]

"Knock knock" "I'll get it!"

[KiwiAng3l]

i'm going to his concert LIVE this Thursday its to say farewell to Ted E Bear.. :( nooo i don't want him to go hes tooo cute :'( lol

[Subandiwillsub2u]

A bears got to eat DAVEE

[absinthefairyful]

I don't know any Mikey!

[seznz]

I love Strassman... he is so damn talented!

[9123clemsongurl]

haha this is great (:

[ShaneyG1993]

This is clever. Unlike Achmed the dead terrorist. *sigh

[studyanatamy]

@ShaneyG1993 YOU GOT THAT SHIT STRAIGHT

[Draggy611]

@ShaneyG1993 meh. at least we can SHHHHUUUUUUNNNNN UUUUU!!!!

[becklimo4eva]

@ShaneyG1993 silence..... i kill you!! lol sorry i had to

[FTGfalconxX]

@ShaneyG1993 hey Achmed the dead terrorist is funny 2

[DarkCrown333]

Ted.e is my favourite. He is SOOO CUTE

[inspelled]

Got to love him, got to love the show, GOT TO LOVE TEDDY

[seriousfear]

LMFAO!

[Luubelaar]

YAY!!! Teddy finally wins one over Chuck! :D

[jakamneziak]

i'll get it! superb execution

[AussieSmurf1]

Teddy rocks !!!, can't believe he retired :(

[NSMIP97]

He's so funny and cute but I didn't get the joke lolz

[beautahfull]

this is hell as funny my mate has the dvd of the whole tour its a crak up lol

[Kippsterful]

I wanna see how stupid he really is.....and he is DUMB!!!!!

[bostonboy2333]

can i send a fax

[lincolnpatiluavasa]

this shit is hella funny

[BeckhamRules7]

wen he ventriloquists, his mouth is kiinda open and thats why is probably ezir

[TheHotLipz]

cuz i dont give a fine fuh

[MissyTazzie]

TedEbear is funny and cute at the same time

[MadicSpell]

He rocks!!!

[crazycasey68]

its sad that he retired ted-e bear  =(

[ShiftyTys]

he didnt.... i went to his show... and he comes back in the end :P

[razna57]

lol he was so funny when he was dancing... i love when ted e and chuck argue on stage!! its always the funniest part of the show

[lastplacewin]

whenever i was David I had to reassure myself many times that it's just a guy with a puppet. i truly get sucked in a feel like i'm watching a guy talk with a bear!

[cod4sniperz1]

coz i dont give a flying faa lol!

[TheJipz]

Hes good so funny i nearly wet my pants

[chap1144]

ZOMG

so awesome

TedEBear is sooo cute

[CrazyMusicDivaNZ]

Ted E Bare's such a cutie!!! I miss Ted E!!!! Havent seen these clips for ages!!! Just had a fleeting thought of looking it up tonight,..aww, Exactly...with all the comments about Chuck who?..he annoyed me! Used to watchthis religiously on Thursday nights on TV2 :)

[avatarlva100]

teddy is a dickface

[cornflakes002]

I liked :43 that was funny rofl

[UnitedDiscord]

Down, Down! Oh god, I'm acting like grandpa!

[alsambalsan]

I also don' t get why teddy look suprised when Strassman do the first joke of mi key with the finger

[avp762]

he thought it was a person Mikey not a lock and key!

[alsambalsan]

I have one question

I don't understand ver well the last joke

[vuduegg]

Chuck who?......Exactly

he's a nobody....

[alsambalsan]

I really don't understand

maybe beacuse we don't have that kind of jokes in Peru

I understand the first knock knock joke

but not the last who is chock who??

what exactly means??

[alsambalsan]

I'm from Peru

I really like that kind of shows

It is very funny

I really like it a lot

[nooby0203]

Can i send a fax? lolcake

[IidoliseJohnnyDepp]

Brilliant absolute genius

[Nala101010]

my fave is 5:27

[Sn4rn4]

bing dong:P

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

hes not the greatest ventriloquist ive seen but hes funny (:

[MargeSimpson20]

I thought it was a machine inside the teddy that was talking.

[bigdickdaddy200]

ted: your in trouble

chuck: shut the the fuck up

ted:he said the F word !!! lol !!!!

[Belatif]

LOL that's my favourite bit too.

[XMarkDemon]

@bigdickdaddy200 It's a knock knock Joke, and you don't say ding dong

[gaaralover231984]

LMAO so funny i love chuck n teddy

[Chaozzshadow]

You're welcome =0)

[01silky1]

thanks for posting

[buddhaboy134]

ive seen this guy twice at the her majestys thereter in adelaide,,, HES FUKEN HILLARIOUS!!!!

[Kyro850]

Yeah I saw him once there, he is AWESOME!

[MrMegaSimmo]

ur in trobule i dont give a fuck is soo funny

[2000Gossipgirl]

this is sooooo funny!!!!

i showed my friends and they fell off there chairs!!!:)

[Koomenguy]

was this in perth

[VonBraunsky]

What is the name of the DVD this is off?

[Belatif]

It's just called 'Strassman Live'

[rhom1684]

his routines are funny but u can see him talking..

[Belatif]

I tend not to look at him when Ted's talking, otherwise the magic is gone.

[DarkRonin21]

Man, Ted E. Is just so damn cute it's funny

[YouNeedFantasy]

Hehehe Ted soooo totally dissed Chuck! Good on ya Ted!!! lol

[frodokay]

Lol you guys. You gotta watch the whole show to understand..Ted's just a slow character and doesn't understand much lol....and Chuck is another Strassman character

[alexkooy]

You dont need to Watch the whole show to know he`s a slow character

[alessvincent]

cuz i dnt give a fine fuc...

[alexkooy]

Flying fuck*

[psdefnotme]

Flying Fu*

[Koomenguy]

is this in perth

[ras33stimpah]

can i send a fax?

ahahahaha

[Davidbennett5]

teddy: knock knock

crowd:whos there?

teddy:........ chuck!

crowd:chuck who?

teddy: exactly...

roflem lmfao

[Whackme15]

i dont get it

[alexkooy]

me neither

[Whackme15]

i think i get it like chuck is a nobody

lol

so its like who's chuck!

[gumnutbaby74]

Ted and Chuck hate each others' guts. Ted is making fun of Chuck by saying he's a nobody.

[alexkooy]

it aint teddy its TED E

[lghzlhglzxdh]

Tonight XD!!!!!

[carlford35]

the 3 of them r so fuc*ing brillant love seeing them live