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  • Toby goes upstairs and the demon turns around and goes, "Alright bro I'll just be down here. I'll rip you to shreds after you realize you're going the wrong way and come back down."

    When he does come down the demon is like "KNOCK KNOW MOE-SUCKRA!"

  • Let's try a drinking game! Have a cold one (or any beverage of choice) in your hand. Every time Toby says "honestly" take a drink. You'll end up so drunk it's even funnier! XD

  • 3:12 i thought it was a demon

     hahaha

  • 11 people have tasted the semen demon :o

  • Toby allways says stupid xD

  • FUCKING LOAD.

  • "Semen demon!" LOLOL

  • "70 little sperm demons, oh god"

  • sperm demon....

  • Dear YouTube / Prototype Peoples,

    While I love the first Prototype, and want to buy this new one coming out, if you don't QUIT with the advertisements, I will NOT buy the game.

    Bless yo face.

    Peace off.

  • PROTOTYPE 2 ADVERTISEMENT!

    Y U NO SHUT THE HECK UP!?!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

  • Press 4 then 5

  • SEMEN DEMONS!!

  • 4:06

    "seventy...sperm demons! Stupid semen demons!"

    OMGROFLMAOLOLOLOLBBQ

  • Anyone else go 'You're going the wrong way!"?

  • I am a diehard Legend of Zelda fan.

    Proof: That's a triforce at 1:59. A triforce, I say.

  • Semen demon, and then you use words like "penetration"? Are you implying you are a vaginia? XD

  • Hahaha semen demon

  • I AM STRESS, I AM STRESS, I AM STRESSSSSSSSSS

    DEAMIT REGENERATOR

    SEVEN SPERM DEMONS

    AHHAHAHA

  • HAhahahahaha sperm demon xD semen demon hahahaha

  • last minute of the video laughing so hard

  • "ahhhhhhhhh what the hell voodoo symbol!?"

  • SEAMEN DEMON YOU PISS ME OFF!!!!!!

  • Dead Space is so linear, I never thought it would be possible to get lost and go the wrong way. Toby found a way though lol

  • every single bench he has been on i have been yelling at the screen, UPGRADE YOUR RIG HEALTH!!!!!!!! then i realise that A. he is too far away to hear me as i live in england and my voice only reaches half way through the atlantic and B. he finished this a while ago and this is the second time i have watched it.

  • YOU ARE SUCH A BULLY GO AWAY lmfao!

  • semen demons?

  • USE THE JAVALIN to pin invulnerable demon

  • My GAHD! Why does he keep the Javelin Ammo when he doesn't even use the Javelin X_X

  • stupid semen demons

    -later-

    Me :oh look the semen demons! 83

    Toby Semen Demons piss me off dont u penatrate aww aww ur dead

    me:wahaha marry me Toby? xD

  • Semen demon, sounds like a good name for a rock band !

  • @TheLegitBridgetRock lol, so did I

  • i love his laugh :)

  • toby: STUPID SEMEN DEMONS!!

    me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!! hahahahahhaha!! ohhhhhh toby, u so funny :D

  • Today all I was saying all day was....ONE TWO GIMME SOME MO THREE FO GIMME SOME MO d: People were looking at me like I was crazy but hey....it was worth being a Tobuscus obsessed awesome person :D

  • he knows he cant kill the one demon. but yet all he does is shoot it and waste stasis on it at the wrong times and goes the wrong way. i keep yelling directions at my computer. but i know he is just going to do the opposite. its funny though

  • 70 tiny little sperm demons xD

  • 70 tiny little sperm demons xD

  • lol toby's demon stalker xD

  • OH MY GAWD I JUST SNEEZED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME DURING A TOBY VIDEO!!

    AND I'M SO EXCITED I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

  • "Oh good, this late in the game, I use a node and get a... small health pack..."

    xD

  • "Semen demons PISS ME OFF!" 5:10

    I laughed so hard XD

    ilu Toby

  • i hate how he has not yet discovered that you can kill those guardian necromorhs with a single line gun mine

  • Toby don't shoot just RUUUNNNN!!!

  • Toby: "Im dead! Im dead! Im dead! Im dead!"

    Me: yes you are

  • i appreciate how the semen demons apparently came from a mother demon

  • XD "im gonna vacum"

    "oh good guess my lifes gonna suck for the next 30 minutes"

    BY FAR! the best quote i have ever heard in my life!

    i remember as a kid playing with friends sitting there with my toys! mom starts vacuuming! well guess the games paused for like an hour!

  • keep pressing 4 lol

  • he forgot the diamond semiconductor

  • I was like "TOBY WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!"

  • keep playin 3.00 over and over lol!

  • YES! I GODDAMN SNEEZED! Ahh I am blessed. I can now die peacefully :)

  • toby why dont u ever double check where u need to go or at least just check where to go

  • SEMEN DEMON!

  • I was kinda hoping when toby left the elevator going the wrong way that the invulnerable demon would be in it :p

  • oh good, a small med pack this early in the game, good...WE LOVE YOU TOBY!!!!!! O_O woops i ment late

  • oh good, a small med pack this early in the game, good...WE LOVE YOU TOBY!!!!!! O_O

  • why does toby ALWAYS spend his power nodes badly

  • after 64 videos, i FINALLY sneezed. i feel proud of myself.

  • @beccalo96 it took me the whole amnesia series, 40 of dead space, and endless daily vlogs to sneeze :) but i did today i was proud too. HIGH FIVE RANDOM STRANGER :D

  • since toby can buy the heavy duty contact beam for a price of 0, and if he sold it it was worth 15,000, couldnt he have just keep buying and reselling the gun to give him OD credits?

  • @huntedhunter09 u do know who ur talking bout its toby when theres a giant marker telling him where to go he where the hell do i go now

  • i was yawning when he said shut up and i thought i lost it for a second

  • 15.000 credits?

    my fully upgraded contact beam's resale value is 139.500 credits. >:D

  • It's saturday night and I am sitting at my computer watching a guy play dead space 2.... but seeing as it's tobuscus, I don't mind.

  • @Charri67 and "WHEEEEEEW"

  • *Toby playing Mario Cart* OMG, i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead

  • Toby's game has some LMAO game glitches..well, not glitches.. but the demons always getting stuck in weird positions doing crazy dances.. twitching all over the place.. Makes for even funnier gaming with the Tobuscus.

  • Toby's Catchphrases:

    1. "Honestly! Honestly! Honestly!..."

    2. "Oh, God!" - or a variant thereof

    3. "Shush!"

    4. "I'm screwed"

    5. "I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead..."

    6. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  • @Charri67 you forgot suck it lol

  • @Charri67 you forgot suck it.

  • @Charri67 and you cant forget GOD DANGIT

  • @Charri67 Don't for get "Bless your face" or "Boop" 

  • @Charri67 how could you forget murder death and any variation of the two words :O haha

  • @Charri67

    more Toby phrases

    7. "Hey girl" <3

    8. "Hey chill chill chill chill... chill"

    9. "AH HELL NO!"

  • @iMythica 10. "shooooooooooooo girl"

  • @iMythica more...

    10. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEW!"

    11. "Bless your face"

  • @Charri67 you orgot "SUCK IT" and "GET ON THE FLOAH"

  • @Charri67 u forgot hothothothothothothtohtoh

    

  • Does he know how long he has had javeline spears in his inventory WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE JAVELINE GUN!!!! >:(

  • you know i neva thought of it but they are like semen demons the come out of 2 large balls with a shaft in between ...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW remember protection kids always protect

  • you know i neava thought of it but they r kinda like semen demons they come out of two large balls ( and a shaft in between ) the balls shake and semen demons fly out...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWW

  • Seamon demons lol +

  • no offense toby... but your stupid

  • Y'know, with all 20 of those stasis packs that he's been keeping in his inventory for some reason you'd think Toby would use stasis a bit more :p He obviously doesn't care about ammo since he never buys enough/any and I thought maybe he would rely on stasis but...no. He has been doing really well with the dismemberment attacks, though. Blade arms all over the place.

  • Woh.. Toby your speech is very funny

  • he does know his weapons have a more powerful alt fire right?

    

  • 1, 2, gimme some mo'. 3, 4, gimme some mo'. What the hell is that, gimme some mo'. What the hell is this, gimme some mo'. La-la, in the no(?). I can't breathe.

  • 3:30

    Toby:What the hell? What the he- who designed this? What the hell kind of architect built this area?

    Me: well, I'm guessing it's the same one who designed the room with the lasers.

    we need to go find that architect and shoot him.

  • @nomnomnomcupcakes he's probably the ivurademon

  • im gonna go to the store, ill see you all in hell

    lol

  • 3:30 the same architect who came up with the spinny laser room

  • GAHQ I though you knew how to kill it. Cuz it wont die for me either! ^^

  • im going to go to the store... ill see you all in hell

  • sperm demons! halrious

  • 0:33 HEADSHOT!

  • 4:37 I think Isaac would rather take a nap.

  • Oh Im dead, Im dead.. Im even more dead than I though! LOL

  • @TheLegitBridgetRock same here

    

  • if the semen demons come out of the bigger demon doesn't that make it the daddy demon then?

  • semen demons XD

    was i the only one cracking up at that?

  • wheres da next episode???

  • nelly retardo D:

  • O My Sweet Nelly! :D

  • please replace your plasma cutter thing with something else like a flame thrower

  • @cacneaunit6 He finished the game already.

  • wow this game i bulling toby

  • why do you people quote toby all the time be ur self goshhhh

  • @maghihi5 does it make you feel better and smarter to try and correct people?

  • I love how Toby's sarcasm drastically increases towards the end of this game.

  • @alindh013

    xD

    He starts to get literally frustrated...lol

  • 2:54 - 3:03

    ^ Toby resiting the fan boys...HURHURHUR

  • Good luck Toby!!!i wasted an hour helping you!!its definatly worth it!!!!cya

  • only this time with friends!shadowy versions of this creepy necromorph kids will attack.use something like the mines from the line gun,or the secondary fire from the contact beam to knock them back.if youre low on ammo,killing these enemys will yield item drops.you can also freeze them with stasis.also,DO NOT get to close to nicole or its game over and youll have to restart the boss fight from the beggining.shoot the heart of the marker and it will explode.theres no more parts after that.

  • keep running until you find the second fuse,wich seals the door so the immortal wont follow you.after that,its pretty much a straight shot to the marker.Destroy the marker.the fight with tiedmann is simple.get ready for the REAL boss fight!if you have your javelin,aim it right for nicole.every time you hit her,the marker in the distance will expose its heart.to get the heart exposed for longer,shoot nicole until she explodes.equip another gun and fire at the heart until nicole reapears.

  • (READ FROM DOWN TO UPP ON THE DATES I SENT THIS ADVICE TO YOU OR TIME)dont even stop to kill anything.just freeze any necromorphs in your path and keep going.when you reach the save point,youre ALMOST there.tiedmaans text log(01)is nearby,grab it for an interesting read,then you go trough the door.in this area,youll have one immortal trying to kill you.to escape it,you have to break the fuse to get the door open,then slip trough.

  • Dont forget to collect the item drops.theres plenty of fight coming,and youl need as much of it as you can get,run to the next room.It'll be the same song and dancehere,too.kill the ones you can,freeze the one you cant.when you reach the fourth room,stay backed up against the door and use explosives on the group attacking you.(READ FROM DOWN TO UPP!)Also in this room,some crates are blocking your escape,so use kinesis to get them out of the way FAST.run through this next area.

  • When you open the door,dont stand and marvel at the marker for too long;a pair of necromorphs will come right at you.kill them and head right and raid the lockers.get back on the waypoint path,watching out for a spitter on a catwalk above.an immortal necromorph will also be around the corner,along with a lurker.run to the next door.in this room,collect items nearby using kinesis.soon,youll be swarmed with monsters.kill the ones you can,and do your bestto immobalize the regenerating ones.

  • The top right annotation is a lie.

  • Haha semen demons :)

  • WHAT THE HECK!!!! I THOUGHT THEY GOT RID OF THE INVINCIBLE DEMONS WERE DONE IN THE FIRST DEAD SPACE >:(

  • @coryjs77 Argh. Well at least you can force him into a fan in the last room. :) I looked it up haha.

  • semen demons

  • @theirkenboy01 I was reading this just as he said it. "Wtf? oh..." XD

  • sperm demons

  • i love how toby DRINKS oxygen. rofl

  • God damn semen deamons!

  • When you open the door,dont stand and marvel at the marker for too long;a pair of necromorphs will come right at you.kill them and head right and raid the lockers.get back on the waypoint path,watching out for a spitter on a catwalk above.an immortal necromorph will also be around the corner,along with a lurker.run to the next door.wish you good luck Toby!!!

  • 5:00 to 5:02=dancing momma

  • Stupid SEMEN DEMON!!! Haha toby, watcha gonna do with all those limbs, all those limbs that get rejuvinated?

  • semen demon!

  • you should play borderlands or skyrim when it comes out

  • SEMEN DEMON. 

  • 0:12 NINJA DODGE

  • he cant die

  • lol sperm demons

  • He doesn't use stasis pack's! And ummm the last boss "nicole" is not hard at all! If you have a pulse rifle and a contact beam and some stasis, its easy. Lol there's the awenser to some quetions. :)

  • @bdoug6715 lol it takes one gun, plasma cutter

    thats the only gun that matters watsoever lol

  • lol turn on the closed captioning....

  • Stupid little semen demons!

  • @That1GuySumwere Semons!

  • "yes m'am,i will meet you at the marker if you...CLICK THE (i dunno what*) ON THE TOP RIGTH TO WATCH THE NEXT VIDEO..."

  • Stupid Semen Dmon LMAO!

  • he's moving today you wanna stop whining to him about playing dead space.

  • @ralpherious people are complaining because he uploaded 3 other games on time, so shut up bitch

  • @0liv3rP the video's up now, and wanna not call me a bitch.

  • I need moar Dead Space! >:C

    I hope the demons didn't ate your face Toby! MAKE MOAR TOBY!!!!

  • Audience wha.. what are you doing in the angry mob?!

    Awaiting the next vid. Rawr :P

  • patience audience.....

  • Toby, wheres episode 65?????!!!!!!! D:

  • the single small medpak in the powernode room was fairly f**ked up.

  • Press 4 for Sperm. :D

  • i wouldn't mind waiting for ep 65 if Toby could provide an explanation as to why he hasn't done it yet

  • What happened Toby?! You're always so regular! I'm suffering from TOBY WITHDRAWAL

  • Lol, semen demon, that made my day. XD

  • I have now watched 64 episodes of Toby play dead space in one day, best day ever ;D

  • toby is messing with our minds for not uploading dead space 2 vids.

  • Toby like flo-rida awsome!!!

  • Toby should play dead space 2 online after he's done with the campaign

  • And you finally made it to the third save point for Hardcore mode! I'm so proud.

  • Play Penumbra!!

  • @EdtheLed YEAH, Penumbra LP please! :)

  • ........ neeeh post next 1

  • Why dont you try stamping on those demons when there down maybe that will kill them

  • toby are u playing on easy...? at like 3:00 im pretty sure there was 2 other demons aswell as that invulnerable demon,,, and i was on normal

  • got dead space 2 last week and already finished it

  • @kammilebidan same here

  • i could build a marker in the time its taking for the next episode

  • @kammilebidan its been 2 days mr impatient

  • om nom nom nom nom