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  • damn 0:28 wtf is that 0_o

  • People, people... if you're really stoned you can't post a comment. If you're not, than it's not worth posting a comment.

  • @Slamwoo93 Clearly you've never smoked if you think you can't type while baked.

  • @1928parker @STDinfestedDog When I get stoned I can't think straight, let alone post a comment. Maybe we're not thinking about the same thing. Stoned for me is the feeling when closing and opening your eyes feels like bungee jumping, when you don't think about getting up, when you feel tingling all over your body.

  • @Slamwoo93 parker is right you can type just as well maybe even better stoned. you're more aware unless you daze out, but thats a different story

  • like this shit if you think afroman talks about the realist and you been hearing him for well over 10 years..LA ALL DAY THEY JUST DONT KNOW!!!

  • Stoners live and stoners die

    so in life you dont succeed

    fuck it all and smoke some weed!!!!

  • @iblazehazebro Steve Jobs had a 2.4 GPA , smoked weed and hash.

  • @gunfuego reason he is one cool dude

  • @buddaman200522 yep that's what I was getting at, but his products are overpriced for the performance. Other than that Keep smoking!!!

  • this is in response to zcbm181's comment that weed would get MORE expensive if it was legalized...WTF DUDE? if it was legal every1 would have it so demand would be low and thus prices would drop. didnt u take economics in high school? supply goes up, demand goes down. nuff said

  • don't legalize. de criminlize the shit man and smoke(̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_­̲̅м̲̅­­­­­­­­­­­a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲­̅a̲̅n̲­̅­a­̲­̅­̅­_­̅­_­̅­_­̅()

  • _________________

    (_____((afroman___()~~~~~~

    

  • " Takes me out of my mental ghetto, and places me in the bahamas." So True!

    Weed = God's Gift!

  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅afr­oman_­̅­_­̅­_­̅() <3

  • damn the pic @4:21 looks like someone took a shit all neat like on a black towel xD either that or i'm just stupid stoned d(~.~)b

  • FUCKINCRAZY!!! dope!!!

  • Marijuana isn't a drug, it's just a magic thing that changes your life from bad to good for some time.

  • marijuana isnt a drug its a plant... growing in my closet

  • 0:15 because i got high

  • dumb fuck coke comes from a plant to!!!

  • @downerlokes637c You've never seen cocaine hanging in a bush, you fuckin tard? Heroin come from a plant, too. But I've never seen a needle full of heroin hanging out of a bush, have you?.....You got any more dumbass analogies? You need to smoke some of this norcal funk...you will see it differently...I promise.

  • @8AV8 916 !!!!!!! NORCAL is the shit

  • i just dont with marijuana its not like crack or cocine its a plant thats grows in the ground

  • his daughter goes to my school.. kinda bad ass. i saw him at a band concert. her name is joesha foreman :P

  • @MattDazeTv Then you live in the sticks homie! At least they got 84 looking good...

  • anyone else wish McDonalds really was a marijuana restaurant?

  • @shadeuchiha95 MJDonalds

  • Sick gas mask

  • I just got ... I just got the bag ...

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  • Who else is stoned as fuck watchin this vid? I sure am ^_^

  • the white man smokin.... if he a hippie "wheere the bud mane???"

  • i need to get a job and thats not funny hahah

  • lah da da da da i love that sound thats just the perfect way to describe marijuana

  • great song !!

  • zcbm181 is on page 3 & 4

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  • @10vs10000 aww. they deleted the pages where the comment was...

  • thanks man

  • You know if they were going to hold a vote for legalization they would do it on 4/20 so we would all be high as fuck and to relaxed at home to go out and vote

  • bong tokeing to this song is awesome ^^

  • The 12 bitch ass niggas that disliked this made the ratings bar look like a joint.

  • why havnt i ever seen a bottle of cult 45 untill i seen this video??? do they not sell em anymore er somethin

  • @bigmike1408

    Find the smallest locally owned liquor store/Bodega and they will probably have it. Look next to the St. Ides or the Sparks...Happy drinking and smoking!

  • I love the conversation in the beginning. Awe gawd it makes me laugh my stoned ass off. :D

  • weed seems to destroy all ambition in people... a good thing and a bad thing. Depression -100

    Achievement -100

    before i started smoking weed, i wanted to live in a big house and make loads of money. Now I'd be happy with just an old warm cosy shack, my 20 weed plants and my girlfriend. Not saying I still wont try to achieve.. but there's not as much want as there was before.

  • @Makingblah71 - dats cuz ur a lazy fag

  • @TITOX3

    you're too lazy too even type, so i don't know where you're coming from. Stop wasting my time.

  • @Makingblah71 i think life is mostly about what we can pass on to our children and be most capable of sheltering them ofcourse always show praise to our creator (life truely doesnt depend on money is about the human machine working to survive and provide mayeb pots good but which i truely believe it is but the worlds goin crazy In my opinion =]

  • @lucas101ization

    it's a bad and a good thing imo. just.. well, i dont know :s

  • @Makingblah71 in a way it is good because not all people can get a big ass house and have their own company because their needs to be small houses for other houses to be big and their needs to be workers for businesses to run

  • Big fat Biffda on the go. Mmm Mmmm ;)

  • Afroman makes me wanna smoke pot.

  • how long is it gonna take you to roll the joint? bucoooook

  • Man, I forgot how good Afroman sounded. I havent listened to him in years

  • keep smoking anda tokin

  • It ain't a drug, it's plant! an herb!

    But I'd have to to say not to legalize it. Because they'll tax it, and it'll become more expensive :/

  • @zcbm181

    fuck your broke ass lol. Legalize that shit so I dont gotta do time for holdin a pound

  • @zcbm181

    Didnt get caught. Legalize the shit and pay forth your money, smoke and shut the fuck up son

  • @zcbm181 they wouldent even have to tax it that much cuz theres alot of stoners all the revenue would be doom

  • (̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅­­­­­­­­­­­a̲̅­я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲­̅­a­̲­̅­̅­_­­̅­_­̅­_­̅()

  • Weed should be legalized everywhere!!!!!!

  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅­­­­­­­­­­­a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲­̅­a­̲­̅­̅­_­̅­_­̅­_­̅() like if u smoke

  • @buffaloprivate420 man, WTF.. only 193 people smoke?!

  • Dude im not a user but i just don't care if people do it or not, just don't drive high people, cause people dieing is a real bummer.

  • @104chip Looool A USER YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE HEROINE

  • fuck yea all blitz!!!!!!

  • anyone wants - whisper me 

  • bookeeeiiii

    

  • i disliked to keep the joint burning

  • All of Afromans Songs are just Fawkin Nuts ^_^<33 Like Barbie Marley

    

  • I pledge allegiance to the Afroman of the United States of Marijuana

    And to the Kush of which we sell, one nation, under Ganja

    With zig zags and malt 40s for all

  • i got marijuana eyes

  • Kali and Amsterdam and afganistan have sum of the Dankest bud

  • (___________________() HIT THIS SHIT

  • the british stoner song at like 145 was awesome

  • omg solid song

  • do u just leave the leaves out for a while to dry it out

  • once i had 7 grams of chronic and my cousin stole it.!!!!!!

  • This song explains how i am right now.

  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅­­­­­­­­­­­a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲­̅­a­̲­̅­̅­_­̅­_­̅­_­̅() legalize it

  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅­­­­­­­­­­­a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲­̅­a­̲­̅­̅­_­̅­_­̅­_­̅() yeah

  • fail its not tumbleweed its crazy rap

  • @ACDC9399 .....??? its def tumbleweed ???

  • @ACDC9399 then search crazy rap, or consult the album cover.

  • 570 love chronic! 9 people got robbed tryna get some chronic! hahaha

  • @skateit631 this bowls for you buddy. i feel your pain

  • fuck yeah

  • @skateit631 u made me sad for u im sorry brother

  • leprechaun91atx i think we should band all stoners together, create a giant boat and float to amsterdam... yeah. hmm.. sounds good.

  • @mbloodninja1 "where's the bud man"

  • hes on crack

  • hesd on crack

  • "the white man smoke if hes a hippy"

  • you people all should come to my place in holland , theres a lot of weed to smoke here in holland its like 5 gram = 20 euro = 15 dollar

  • @ghostyoeri probly of sum shit stress..come to vegas 20=2grams of weed outa da clinic

  • you people all should come to my place in holland , theres a lot of weed to smoke here

  • we be smokin to much ganja and we runnin outa money

    

  • download?

    link plz

    

  • happy 420 all

  • HAPPY 4/20/11 TO EVERYONE IN THE GLOBE!

  • 4ro-twenty

  • 4/20

    

  • 3:26 is beutiful

  • 3:43 strawberry caugh?

  • 02.11 - I wanna Go Through That Drive Through , Get Me A Quarter Pound : ) Hell Yeah

  • @KyKyxP lucky bastard i got busted friday with 7 grams of purp i had just gotten barely 5 min before the cops showed up

  • @soundofthebeast thats an awful lot of weed. And you must not been into much trouble?

  • @woodtothechuck luckly it was a first offence so i spent the weekend in jail and got a fine

  • @soundofthebeast A weekend in jail for pot. DAMN!!! Aint it a bitch that for being happy you get fined or serve some jail time. Pisses me off i tell ya. Land of the free....potheads are not free in America. In Amsterdam we would be free to smoke. I think its time for a Stoners Rights Movement.

  • @leprechaun81atx im down for that

  • @leprechaun81atx hell Yes!

  • @leprechaun81atx haha thets what you think

    only in the coffeeshops or at home you can smoke the grass but if police bust your ass anywere else they gonna fak you up :P

    its not like its legal over here men :P so dont do anything stupid homie :P

    peace from holland

  • @leprechaun81atx I honestly don't want to be insulting but I genuinely think that western europe has far more freedom then the USA land of the free, in every social way europe is so much more liberal.

  • @leprechaun81atx get up off your ass and vote then

    california had their chance, they failed becuase young voters were lazy as fuck

  • @leprechaun81atx hell yea like a protest every pothead young and old get together and walk down the streets of the major cities witha fat asss doobie in all of our hands haha im 15 and im down for this shit like seriously. theres more potheads than there are cops. we could fucking take them lol

  • @MeloRushSk8Team bro im 13 and im down ahaha

  • @MeloRushSk8Team dude im 16 and i dunno bout you but when im high i just dont wanna or im not able to fight.. :D

  • @leprechaun81atx i feel for yeah man =/ well it legal here :D

  • @leprechaun81atx Was gonna start one but then i got high

  • @leprechaun81atx Stoners don't know shit, It's casual users that might actually change the laws since they have lives.

  • @wedidntstartthefire1 ur a fuckin idiot man, ive tried weed proly 10- 15 times, GREAT TIME OF MY LIFE! dont do it nemore, honestly, I DONT REALLY NO Y but dont act like ur better than them, cuz seriously, all stoners r cooler than u

  • @wedidntstartthefire1 your an idiot i smoke all the time and im 100 percent fine im clever and have a job also friends and a sociaql life anyone who writes this is obviously a massive faggott and knows absoloutely nothing

    

  • @leprechaun81atx we shud start one!!! seriously we need to gather all the potheads and start rioting for our freedom haha

  • @leprechaun81atx if your from the e.u then yeah and this is all blatent bullshit dont think you've ever touched a spliff in your life hahaha

  • @leprechaun81atx i know it's fucked up huh.......I will tell you my story though i have a homie who was growing 12 plants he wasent a bad guy no convictions nothing never hurt anybody in his life he ended up getting snitched on by a close friend we had and my homie got 35 to life for manufacturing the only way he got out was the stupied fucking cops where in too big of a rush to bust him that they did it before the warrent was issued so he was let go with a year and a 1/2 of probation

  • @tntboom420 yo fuck that guy that snitch if i was on the jury i woulda let his ass go

  • @tntboom420 unfortunatley your homies an idiot because violations of procedure equal mistrial and unlawful arrest, year and 1/2 probation = someone who got intimidated

  • @leprechaun81atx It's not time for a Stoner's Rights Movement, it's time for a Revolution. It's time we let 'em know that we're taking our country back. I don't know about you but I'm tired of living by outdated laws that I didn't have an opportunity to vote on, especially ones that hurt us. They keep saying they're taxing / cutting stuff from us to cover the debt. You guys need money? Do what us hard working people do, sell some weed. Give it management type laws like alcohol. Problem solved

  • @leprechaun81atx in amsterdam you can only smoke in the bars not on the streets, and this is the land of the free, if you got the money!

  • @MrJericocane This is not true

  • @jurtrypik uhh yaaa it is, the police walking on the streets of amsterdam said that word for word, you jack ass

  • @woodtothechuck and im on probation for 2 years

  • Damn good song. Damn damn damn good song. Makes me happy to be alive right now.

  • ITS A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID ASSH*LE CAUSE I HAD TO PAY FOR IT>>>!

  • i love u afroman,ur songs are so happy and funny

  • 9 people didn't get high

  • Smoke everyday.

  • I be smokin' too much ganja, and i'm running outta money :p

  • 3:24 Is that. . . is that real?

  • @7StevieWonder i dont think so man looks like fuckin yarn, unless im missin somethin haha

  • why does he do that "bakawwww" noise?

  • OG CUSH ....i am a stonerrr woomannn...no haterz :) i wanna cookie.....

  • @MizzLoveBear i git u a cookie

  • its bad, im a typical white stoner xd

  • don't legalize it plz.My parents if they get high they don't work so they're fired so they can't give me money to get high LOL dunno what i'm writing

  • Sail away .......

  • 515 make it legal make it green make it NOW !!!!

  • Holla if you know what golden seal is!

  • @FillthyFill koolliieee mannn

  • we need more views or (listeners). Damn!

    

  • this makes me happy

  • I love the thumbnail.

  • 3:11? lol its the only bad picture i saw, its all stems!!!!

  • @sketchyfull lol those look like fuckin roots.. the bud looks nasty too

  • @MasterYoda59 ahaha i know right!?

  • 3:36 is obviously a picture of bush holding a cup but then people photoshopped it.

  • @boardingexpert no shit?

  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅­u­̲­̅­a­̲­̅­n­̲­̅­a­̲­̅­̅­_­̅­­_­­̅­­_̅­_̅­_̅­_̅­_̅­_̅­_̅­_̅_­̅()

    

  • great song to cruise down the highway and smoke a fatty.......by yourself up in the hov lane

  • 7 people got bush instead of kush