Ok, aside how much I love the best of Twilight through Rifftrax...I still have yet to see ANY of them. I would need free access to the film before watching...and of course, wouldn't go without Rifftrax...my point of this post however, is to say...I hate how they got the AWESOME girl from Silent Hill involved with this...well, alright, it's good for her, because she was great and should get work but...MAN....I just....*sniffles* I don't wanna get sucked into this series.
@harry426 I wish it was. Maybe then we'd get to hear what a deeply troubled person Bella is and how her dad wishes he knew how to help her, not all this "OH YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL AND SELFLESS" schpiel from everyone else.
To be fair, Kristen Stewart does bring as much of the character as she can to life. All the evil, manipulative, yet paradoxically needy and mopey properties of the book translated wonderfully!
@SithLordRagnos I dunno. Being fair, I think, would be to say that Kristen Stewart acted bland, dumb and blank-faced the whole time because she wanted to make as little an impression as Bella as possible, holding onto the slightest hope imaginable that a producer would never look at her resume when she tries to get a real job after the Twilight series is finally over.
You know the first opening scene was actually interesting. I haven't seen the movie yet, and I thought, this looks better than the other two. There's actually people dying. Maybe there's a plot. Than immediately we cut to the field of flowers scene. And I realized, Oh yeah, its twilight. The vampire violence is just a backdrop for shlock "romance".
Even with Rifftrax, the only way to survive these movies is to eat massive amounts of ice cream and drink about seven very VERY strong Mudslides. Maybe that's why all the actors look either bloated or hammered. . .
@untunedguitar45 I don't know who Chris Chan is. It was a Friends reference. Chandler was a character on that show who would talk that way, like "could he BE anymore annoying?" and he would make faces like Charlie did in that scene when he was uncomfortable too.
I'd rather watch the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy WITHOUT Rifftrax than any second of Twilight when Bill, Kevin and Mike happen to be quiet for a moment.
@Desolation117 That's when you put the Rifftrax audio file on your iPod, sneak it into the movie theatre, then try and stifle your laughter as you play it along with the movie.
You know, I thought I'd be able to watch Twilight with Rifftrax over the top of it, but...I can't. I just can't. I made it to 1:06 and then I had to stop it because vampires can't go out in the sunlight and they don't freaking sparkle! He's not a vampire: He's a fairy!
The ONLY reasons I am actually kind of looking forward to Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2 (oh god, why two parts?!) is for the parodies. The Bum Review, Rifftrax doing something truly heroic by riffing it...there are good things that will come out of it! At least that's what I keep telling myself.
@NewGuy2534 It suddenly became trendy for werewolves and vampires to be sensitive and non-threatening to preteen girls. Essentially, they were castrated.
@SenseOrSensibility -same thing most every guy does.(barring the "preteen" part) colloquially it can also be referred to as being "pussy whipped", "selling out" or "getting married" -most of my friends have opted for this now upon reaching the late twenties in a effort to appear "good on paper" to "the human race."
-personally I'm sticking with the whole hated, reviled, despised monster status that all women shrink away from. I'm just used to it.
I'll be honest. I just dodn't care about twilight. Yeah, so it sold a lot and it's Fluff-quality media-
I just saw a Vampire killed by being broken open with a punch. No. No. No. No. You do not kill a vampire with a punch. When you kill a vampire you drive a steak or knife into its heart, the vampire lets out a soul shearing scream, while frothy blood pours from its wound and mouth before aging a hundred years in a moment and blowing away in the form of ashen dust. Fuck twilight.
@chenalos Could you be any more of a faggot? That's why you hate Twilight? Normal people hate Twilight because of the abysmal acting, scriptwriting, directing and sexist stereotypes but you go with the "That's not how real vampires die" complaint. You do realize they don't exist right? Also leave the incredibly cheesy details for your fanfics kid, and lay off the Syfy originals. By the way how does one drive a "steak" through the heart do you have to liquify it and then inject it with a syringe?
@irvingcsaltzburg Hehhe whoa u pwned that dude. But for me This franchise hit a new low When the WHOLE Cullen family just let the Volkwhatevers kill the13 year old vampire girl. They just watched and Bella too she didn't even utter anything. And they're all suppose to be the Good guys yeah fuck this movie and the books Whoever wrote this were retarded.
@sokarsfleet Wait you're telling me you actually give a shit about any of these characters? The franchise hit the lowest low when it was first thought up in that sorry excuse for a writer's shallow fucking head. I couldn't care less if the entire cast of this butt fuck of a movie were tortured and slowly skinned alive in the next sequel. The concept for these characters is completely one-dimensional, there's absolutely nothing to relate to let alone care about. It's nothing but porno for girls.
@irvingcsaltzburg No i never liked em but this one They aleast tried But then They just stand there and watch the little vampire girl get killed and thats when i said fuck this movie and franchise. I don't know how people can keep watching this know These "Heroes" are fucking Hypocrites. Not even the staunchest twilight fan can defend them in that scene.
@irvingcsaltzburg u shouldnt blame the writer she was using her imaginstion. im not saying i really lie this sderies but you dont have to take it out on stephanie. it wasnt her fault they made the movie dont crush her dreams she is probably happy to see her works are know to the world. if u wrote somthing im pretty sure u would like to see it in film. som people likle to have fanisies let them live it. it not u and if u dont like the series dont watch it.
@TheDifferentseries Her imagination led her to write a horrible, flaming turd of a book that was only made into a movie to satisfy hordes of screaming fangirls. Dreams don't exempt people from criticism.
I must say for all of the spoilers I have ever had in my life. The ending of this movie is the greatest...... In that it didn't even need the guys to make me laugh.
Wait, did that vampire punch the other vampire's skull into pieces, and it was completely hollow? I guess that explains everything, then: in Twilight, they're all brainless.
Y'know, I never watched or read the Twilight stories, but somethimes just wonder if this girl just naturally attracts monsters. I can just imagine Frankenstein's monster in a bar trying to hit on her:
I've always been caught at an impasse with these riffs. On one hand, the jokes are friggin' hilarious. On the other, the movie is so horrible. I litereally tried to watch this version of Twilight five times and failed each time. While friggin' funny, I just couldn't take it.
Wasn't there a riff on one of the Twilight movies that goes "fall down and worship before the majesty of our sweet hoodies." Either it was the New Moon Rifftrax or the Eclipse one
You know what? I'd rather endure a book/movie detailing their picking of the china pattern than read "Breaking Dawn" again. And now I hear they're making it into TWO movies (because Harry Potter did it, despite the fact that the HP series actually written well). Trust me, Breaking Dawn does not require two movies. It requires a two-week recovery period, though.
@Druzica18 I don't see how they could possibly make breaking dawn into two parts, barely anything happened in the book compared to Harry Potter 7, People will be falling asleep
@Druzica18 I still can't believe they are making two movies. The only way they could do that is if one of them was essentially a porno. I mean, the reason Harry Potter could pull it off is because almost EVERYTHING that happens in Deathly Hallows is crucial to the plot; I shudder at the thought of them trying to fit it all into one movie. Seriously, Stephanie Meyer, quantity =/= quality. Hell, Order of the Phoenix is the longest HP book but the shortest movie!
@Druzica18 Okay, so you're saying I should pre-medicate before seeing the movie? Depressant to keep my blood pressure within survivable bounds or a stimulant to keep my conscious mind from collapsing into a comatose state?
I like watching the little mouse move at the bottom of the screen.
tedirelan 2 weeks ago
@tedirelan More engaging than this fucking trilogy...
F1315NJ 1 week ago
@F1315NJ HAhaHA. That was pretty good.
tedirelan 1 week ago
ERAGON, DO ERAGON RIFFTRAX
halofable574 3 weeks ago
@halofable574
I think they did that already.
MisterRandom2 1 week ago
Ah, it's mustache counseling session.
DashCat9 1 month ago
LOL my daughters not worth it. haha
alectronex 1 month ago
Hold your pose!
AsAboveItIsBelow 1 month ago
lmao chandler attack
jamonguitar2 1 month ago
Ok, aside how much I love the best of Twilight through Rifftrax...I still have yet to see ANY of them. I would need free access to the film before watching...and of course, wouldn't go without Rifftrax...my point of this post however, is to say...I hate how they got the AWESOME girl from Silent Hill involved with this...well, alright, it's good for her, because she was great and should get work but...MAN....I just....*sniffles* I don't wanna get sucked into this series.
anemicroyaltea69 1 month ago
@anemicroyaltea69 Negros have vaginas, too, you know. :(
joiles01 1 month ago
@joiles01 All of them?
rbrbran277 3 weeks ago
The father in these movies/books look like a very interesting character. Why isn't the story about him?
harry426 1 month ago 5
@harry426 I was thinking about the same thing xD
DarkZholt 1 month ago
@harry426 Yeah. Even in the books, hes like the only character, who acts like a real person.
Ikarosus 1 month ago
@harry426 I wish it was. Maybe then we'd get to hear what a deeply troubled person Bella is and how her dad wishes he knew how to help her, not all this "OH YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL AND SELFLESS" schpiel from everyone else.
SenseOrSensibility 1 month ago
@harry426 Because this is Twilight and anything interesting is forbidden from happening BY LAW in the universe of these books/movies.
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SUP3R10Rzombie 1 month ago
To be fair, Kristen Stewart does bring as much of the character as she can to life. All the evil, manipulative, yet paradoxically needy and mopey properties of the book translated wonderfully!
SithLordRagnos 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheManFromEarthFilm 2
@SithLordRagnos I dunno. Being fair, I think, would be to say that Kristen Stewart acted bland, dumb and blank-faced the whole time because she wanted to make as little an impression as Bella as possible, holding onto the slightest hope imaginable that a producer would never look at her resume when she tries to get a real job after the Twilight series is finally over.
EmmaOnATangent 2 months ago 2
I pose in solidarity with you!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pophits 2 months ago 2
Dad had a Chandler attack!
joshuare5768 2 months ago
POSE DAMN YOU!!
eastwing329 2 months ago
BONESAW'S NOT READY!!!
palpatine17 2 months ago
Give all you Twilight fans enough time to read this....... Eeeeehcleeeeh...
austrailianpirate 2 months ago 4
Easy guys, easy, my daughter's not worth it.
AltruisticAlbatross 2 months ago 7
I love these guys...they make this "movie" so much better...
slipknot92194 2 months ago 5
Oh, they're going to have a blast with Breaking Dawn Part 1! That movie got Spoony hammered!
dlausactor6373 2 months ago 5
@dlausactor6373 I saw that video; it was so funny!
13Zeroither 2 months ago
@13Zeroither Did you see how Doug Walker reacted to it? I've never seen him that upset!
dragonkeeper19600 1 month ago
@dragonkeeper19600 Yeah i just saw it. Wow, he was sure lively about it. I don't blame him though, its Twilight after all.
13Zeroither 1 month ago
everyone looks washed out, like they were photoshopped
scottleeper 2 months ago
That ring looks like a cheesegrater.
Druzica18 2 months ago 3
LOL @ 2:24
FEGirl17 2 months ago
when a sparkly vampire loves his lip gloss very much...
deathbysnusnuu 2 months ago
Doesn't the guy at 3:18 look like a young Michael Stipe?
westholmes2001 3 months ago
EMO SCUBBA!! XD
chichigirrl2 3 months ago
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You know the first opening scene was actually interesting. I haven't seen the movie yet, and I thought, this looks better than the other two. There's actually people dying. Maybe there's a plot. Than immediately we cut to the field of flowers scene. And I realized, Oh yeah, its twilight. The vampire violence is just a backdrop for shlock "romance".
LtSarge 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "I'm Hotter Than You"
wtf xD
siljalin 3 months ago
"OMG Dad, I'm a Virgin", yeah, wait until "Breaking Dawn Part 1" and tell me that lol.
sfighter991 3 months ago
This is the only way I could sit through a Twilight movie and not want to slowly murder myself with a spoon.
Shockeye00 3 months ago 3
@Shockeye00 I actually tried that.....then Rifftrax brought me out of my murderous rage upon myself.
raineandrews 3 weeks ago
Animated Hummel figurines! ha ha
Lby54229 3 months ago
This is freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please make more!! I absolutely love it!!
pophits 3 months ago
"They're a great deal stronger than us because their own human blood lingers in their tissues."
"...Andddd, how does that make them stronger?"
HaraldJoe69 3 months ago 2
Reading these books is one of my life's biggest regrets.
grandmawatermelon 3 months ago
"Time for emo scuba---remember, everyone, try to drown." LOL
darkprose 3 months ago 6
BOOONE SAW'S NOT READYYYYY! lol
MrHEC381991 3 months ago
"Did ANYONE bring a tent? Or even a sleeping bag?"
daffodil977 3 months ago
ooooo PAUSE for teen shreeking and bloody team jacob and team edward clawing
vampireking369 3 months ago
Why did these atrocious "Twilight" movies happen?
sfighter991 3 months ago
@sfighter991
Because movie companies like money and pre teen girls who will pay to watch ant crappy movie
wingsofhope2 3 months ago
What happened to the picture?
SickBritKid 3 months ago
So why did the Soul Reaver franchise tank again?
greenxxxable 3 months ago
Mountain climbing...mountain climbing...
SimsNay 3 months ago
when a sparkly vampire loves his lip gloss very much .. oh im dyeing over here XD
abominableangel 4 months ago
Wow, Running Man reference.
Dragonrose36 4 months ago
HAHA "Ah his mustache consoling session."
natsypoo 4 months ago in playlist natsypoo's favorites
We all know you have to do Breaking Dawn next. Speaking of which, did you do Rosemary's Baby already? Ninth Gate?
MaricaAmbrosius 4 months ago
Even with Rifftrax, the only way to survive these movies is to eat massive amounts of ice cream and drink about seven very VERY strong Mudslides. Maybe that's why all the actors look either bloated or hammered. . .
EmmaOnATangent 4 months ago 62
@EmmaOnATangent AHHH I mean't to hit Like, not Dislike on your comment! Now it won't let me change it! It is a conspiracy!
misaaliyah 3 months ago
@misaaliyah It's okay, just join me in this chant - "DOWN with glittery vampires!" ^_^
EmmaOnATangent 3 months ago 2
@EmmaOnATangent Would probably explain why Robert Pattinson looks like he's permanently trying to hold in the biggest shit imaginable...
videogamenostalgia 2 months ago 2
@videogamenostalgia Really? I'm not sure he's ever taken one. . . do you think he knows what taking a dump feels like?
EmmaOnATangent 2 months ago
@EmmaOnATangent Not even Rifftrax can make these movies bearable.
Transformers2Fan1 3 weeks ago
"You know slip on a banana peel, fall finger first into a wedding ring. Happens all the time."
pariismariie 5 months ago 76
@pariismariie Don't joke thats how I was born.
AkamuSlayer 3 months ago
@AkamuSlayer ... You dad fell penis first into your mum?
pariismariie 3 months ago
It took me ages to realise (to my shame mind you) that this movie stole the title reveal from heroes
Cpt50Caliber 5 months ago 2
@Cpt50Caliber Too bad they didn't steal the character development too. . .
EmmaOnATangent 5 months ago 3
@EmmaOnATangent
or the likeability of said characters
Cpt50Caliber 5 months ago 2
"Dad had a Chandler attack! Could my daughter BE any more of a virgin?" LOL!!!!!!
blairwitch63 5 months ago 6
@blairwitch63 A Chris Chan reference in Rifftrax?
untunedguitar45 3 months ago
@untunedguitar45 I don't know who Chris Chan is. It was a Friends reference. Chandler was a character on that show who would talk that way, like "could he BE anymore annoying?" and he would make faces like Charlie did in that scene when he was uncomfortable too.
blairwitch63 3 months ago
I'd rather watch the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy WITHOUT Rifftrax than any second of Twilight when Bill, Kevin and Mike happen to be quiet for a moment.
EmmaOnATangent 5 months ago 4
@EmmaOnATangent well said!
AlecRozsa 5 months ago
"I always knew infants were assholes!"
keelseeyl0ve 5 months ago
A monumental movie; i couldn't even get through the entire thing with rifftrax. thats how bad it is
EpicBeard815 5 months ago
I pose in solidarity with you!
thejoachimk 5 months ago
lmao chandler attack
OneWayRoad 5 months ago
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Bone Saws not ready!
JERCProductions 5 months ago
this was me during the first night it showed.
Lightspeeds 5 months ago
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I've seen drywall with more excitement than Kristen Stewart.
jal7852 5 months ago
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jal7852 5 months ago
I lOLed at the music timed jokes.
Zuyuri 5 months ago
Emo Scuba. The National Champions come from Forks.
Ollieshini 5 months ago 3
Vanilla Sky
Xavier34111 5 months ago
I expect to see one of Breaking Dawn as soooooooooonnnnnnn is it comes out!!!!
loulie1997 5 months ago
SERIOUSLY.....Isn't there some way we could get Blade to take all these clowns out?!?
Or the Frog Brothers?!?
Hell,at this point,I'd settle for Buffy!!!
snarkus63 5 months ago
I had no idea vampires had hollow, glass heads.
SpamLizzo 6 months ago
@SpamLizzo That actually explains why the characters are transparent....
masterermac 6 months ago
my GF made me watch this when it first came out...its horrible with no Rifftrax...
Desolation117 6 months ago
@Desolation117 That's when you put the Rifftrax audio file on your iPod, sneak it into the movie theatre, then try and stifle your laughter as you play it along with the movie.
Sukiinpink 6 months ago 2
Time for emo scuba. Remember everyone: try to drown.
ohrwurm 6 months ago 3
due to the super-human human blood.
Icefiremachete 6 months ago
"Ah his mustache council-ling session"
"Hold your pose people"
"what did they run out of good evil names"
brilliant pure brilliance!
MissLittleShe 6 months ago 2
And done now i can successfully say i've watched eclipse...Not that i want too..
SpookyRissa 6 months ago
there's a possibility...
VeryAngryCamel 6 months ago
Hold your pose people.
irishguy1494 6 months ago
You know, I thought I'd be able to watch Twilight with Rifftrax over the top of it, but...I can't. I just can't. I made it to 1:06 and then I had to stop it because vampires can't go out in the sunlight and they don't freaking sparkle! He's not a vampire: He's a fairy!
DancingNightingale 6 months ago 2
transformers
Frescoman722Gaming 6 months ago
i love the part were charlie says my daughters not worth it :p
wolfsparkle11 6 months ago 4
Twilight: diarrhea for the eyes and the ears that turns into a poisonous fungus feasting upon your precious braincells. That's all there is to say.
MproductionsMovies 6 months ago 4
@MproductionsMovies You, my friend, win teh internets.
bandman232 6 months ago
7 people didn't hold their pose
TennizBall14 7 months ago 3
I'm up here with a tent but I am all alone
TennizBall14 7 months ago 2
BONESAW'S NOT READY!!!
joethehero2 7 months ago
I have a theory about Breaking Dawn: I think Meyer ripped off Alien...
gerardwfreak 7 months ago 2
The ONLY reasons I am actually kind of looking forward to Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2 (oh god, why two parts?!) is for the parodies. The Bum Review, Rifftrax doing something truly heroic by riffing it...there are good things that will come out of it! At least that's what I keep telling myself.
SenseOrSensibility 7 months ago
"OMG dad im a virgin!" holy shit, I think a tsunami just hit france. Bella actually acted!
JetBlackNero 7 months ago 4
did anyone bring a tent?
GrizDrummer25 7 months ago
you must do order of the pheonix!
emmettlover11 7 months ago in playlist RiffTrax
I totally lost it at Jacob's "I'm hotter than you" line and Bill's riffing about it. XD
SRSLY , how did he managed to say that line with a straight face ? XD
SerialKiller1986 7 months ago
Emo scuba diving!
MutantLitherKhan 7 months ago
@TheManFromEarthFilm I think you should do HP4 next
bunikqxr 7 months ago
This movie blows.
gaozhi2007 7 months ago
Moun! Tain! Climb! Ing! Moun! Tain! Climb! Ing!
3SirCrimson3 7 months ago 2
0:54
We now return to 'Heroes'
HumorFunnyHaHaComedy 7 months ago
I remember the days when Vampires and Werewolves were badass and had every right to be feared. What happen?
NewGuy2534 7 months ago
@NewGuy2534 It suddenly became trendy for werewolves and vampires to be sensitive and non-threatening to preteen girls. Essentially, they were castrated.
SenseOrSensibility 7 months ago
@SenseOrSensibility -same thing most every guy does.(barring the "preteen" part) colloquially it can also be referred to as being "pussy whipped", "selling out" or "getting married" -most of my friends have opted for this now upon reaching the late twenties in a effort to appear "good on paper" to "the human race."
-personally I'm sticking with the whole hated, reviled, despised monster status that all women shrink away from. I'm just used to it.
trapadoored 6 months ago
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vidaliadear 7 months ago
hey man, do Spiderman 3!
paulmajano 7 months ago
4:31 "Pause for audience shreeking"
You know, I went to the 12:01 showing of Eclipse, and that is actually what happened in the theater.
KimmyRose12 7 months ago 3
Easy guys, easy. "My daughter's not worth it." This is great!
dren4u 7 months ago 5
@dren4u Truer words were never spoken haha
vidaliadear 7 months ago
'best of' indiana jones kingdom of the crystal skull, plz
TheHuntress144 8 months ago 2
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TheHuntress144 8 months ago
DUE TO THE SUPERHUMAN HUMAN BLOOD!
Onlooker117 8 months ago 4
"Again, girls, your boyfriend will never ever EVER! sit with you in a field of flowers while you read poetry from your Trapper Keeper. Ever."
Amen.
NefariousEvildoer 8 months ago 43
Ah it's his Mustache counseling session.
"Now remember, if you chose to grow one, you will both have to commit to the mushache..."
priceman141 8 months ago
"Easy guys easy....my daughters not worth it...."
SkylineofStorm2 8 months ago 56
I cannot wait until Breaking Dawn so I could watch the rifftrax for it
Kolbatsu 8 months ago 4
thank you TheManFromEarthFilm for showing me the whole film :)
nunez2212 8 months ago
I'll be honest. I just dodn't care about twilight. Yeah, so it sold a lot and it's Fluff-quality media-
I just saw a Vampire killed by being broken open with a punch. No. No. No. No. You do not kill a vampire with a punch. When you kill a vampire you drive a steak or knife into its heart, the vampire lets out a soul shearing scream, while frothy blood pours from its wound and mouth before aging a hundred years in a moment and blowing away in the form of ashen dust. Fuck twilight.
chenalos 8 months ago
@chenalos Could you be any more of a faggot? That's why you hate Twilight? Normal people hate Twilight because of the abysmal acting, scriptwriting, directing and sexist stereotypes but you go with the "That's not how real vampires die" complaint. You do realize they don't exist right? Also leave the incredibly cheesy details for your fanfics kid, and lay off the Syfy originals. By the way how does one drive a "steak" through the heart do you have to liquify it and then inject it with a syringe?
irvingcsaltzburg 8 months ago
@irvingcsaltzburg
HAHAHAHAHA.
You mad?
chenalos 8 months ago
@irvingcsaltzburg Hehhe whoa u pwned that dude. But for me This franchise hit a new low When the WHOLE Cullen family just let the Volkwhatevers kill the13 year old vampire girl. They just watched and Bella too she didn't even utter anything. And they're all suppose to be the Good guys yeah fuck this movie and the books Whoever wrote this were retarded.
sokarsfleet 8 months ago 3
@sokarsfleet Wait you're telling me you actually give a shit about any of these characters? The franchise hit the lowest low when it was first thought up in that sorry excuse for a writer's shallow fucking head. I couldn't care less if the entire cast of this butt fuck of a movie were tortured and slowly skinned alive in the next sequel. The concept for these characters is completely one-dimensional, there's absolutely nothing to relate to let alone care about. It's nothing but porno for girls.
irvingcsaltzburg 7 months ago
@irvingcsaltzburg No i never liked em but this one They aleast tried But then They just stand there and watch the little vampire girl get killed and thats when i said fuck this movie and franchise. I don't know how people can keep watching this know These "Heroes" are fucking Hypocrites. Not even the staunchest twilight fan can defend them in that scene.
sokarsfleet 7 months ago
@irvingcsaltzburg u shouldnt blame the writer she was using her imaginstion. im not saying i really lie this sderies but you dont have to take it out on stephanie. it wasnt her fault they made the movie dont crush her dreams she is probably happy to see her works are know to the world. if u wrote somthing im pretty sure u would like to see it in film. som people likle to have fanisies let them live it. it not u and if u dont like the series dont watch it.
TheDifferentseries 7 months ago
@TheDifferentseries Her imagination led her to write a horrible, flaming turd of a book that was only made into a movie to satisfy hordes of screaming fangirls. Dreams don't exempt people from criticism.
RioMadeira 7 months ago
BONESAW'S NOT READY!
UncleJeffSOS 8 months ago
After all these rifftrax to me, bella would look so much better with cool vampire chick with the short hair.
harmonyXsuzukaze 8 months ago
they SELECT a CHINA PATTERN!!!!
ShekiahRosay 8 months ago
LOVE the 'Friends' reference!
"Could my daughter BE anymore of a virgin?"XDDD
nakedirohtime007 9 months ago 3
I must say for all of the spoilers I have ever had in my life. The ending of this movie is the greatest...... In that it didn't even need the guys to make me laugh.
vampirehunter42 9 months ago
0:00 <-- FREE REPLAY BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
mrswolfgirl22 9 months ago
@mrswolfgirl22 the replay button is already free...
EnergeticSupernova 9 months ago
Wait, did that vampire punch the other vampire's skull into pieces, and it was completely hollow? I guess that explains everything, then: in Twilight, they're all brainless.
manicmuffin 9 months ago 4
When a sparkly vampire loves his lip gloss very much.
BlueEyes7452 9 months ago in playlist Rifftrax 5
"Pause for audience shrieking followed by bloody team jacob versus team edward eye clawing."
Theoppositesex 9 months ago 14
@Theoppositesex LOL, like the Great Joel vs Mike Flame War of 1993?
Apollo5600 9 months ago
Wow, they REALLY liked that Bonesaw scene from Spiderman...
neosoc 9 months ago
This was great!!! I hate twilight!!
howdyd000 9 months ago
Y'know, I never watched or read the Twilight stories, but somethimes just wonder if this girl just naturally attracts monsters. I can just imagine Frankenstein's monster in a bar trying to hit on her:
"So . . .you . . live . . . around . . . here?"
AdamYJ 9 months ago 2
Did anyone else read that as "Directed by David Spade"?
Nymphonomicon 9 months ago 4
@Nymphonomicon No no no, it was David Slade, he also gonna be directing the upcoming reboot of Marvel's
"Daredevil".
sfighter991 9 months ago
@sfighter991 I know, but the first time I saw it looked like Spade to me so I had to come back and double-check.
Nymphonomicon 9 months ago
Please upload more!
tchanabc 9 months ago
I've always been caught at an impasse with these riffs. On one hand, the jokes are friggin' hilarious. On the other, the movie is so horrible. I litereally tried to watch this version of Twilight five times and failed each time. While friggin' funny, I just couldn't take it.
Bucket015 9 months ago
lmao reanimated Hummel figurines
carringtonc79 9 months ago
3:58-4:20 lmao "mountain climbing, mountain climbing", "i am up here with a tent but i am all alone".
hotpink910 9 months ago 2
@hotpink910 "I pose in solidarity with you."
moonblossom15 9 months ago
@moonblossom15 "we haven't figured out the next scene yet so please enjoy this unrelated landscape" lol
hotpink910 9 months ago
Wasn't there a riff on one of the Twilight movies that goes "fall down and worship before the majesty of our sweet hoodies." Either it was the New Moon Rifftrax or the Eclipse one
sadlobster1 9 months ago
What the hell is up with Edward's eyebrows. They're like an inch wide. Did they cut out two strips of felt and glue them to his forehead?
00Petulia00 9 months ago
You know what? I'd rather endure a book/movie detailing their picking of the china pattern than read "Breaking Dawn" again. And now I hear they're making it into TWO movies (because Harry Potter did it, despite the fact that the HP series actually written well). Trust me, Breaking Dawn does not require two movies. It requires a two-week recovery period, though.
Druzica18 9 months ago 93
@Druzica18 I don't see how they could possibly make breaking dawn into two parts, barely anything happened in the book compared to Harry Potter 7, People will be falling asleep
iceangel10221 9 months ago
@Druzica18 I still can't believe they are making two movies. The only way they could do that is if one of them was essentially a porno. I mean, the reason Harry Potter could pull it off is because almost EVERYTHING that happens in Deathly Hallows is crucial to the plot; I shudder at the thought of them trying to fit it all into one movie. Seriously, Stephanie Meyer, quantity =/= quality. Hell, Order of the Phoenix is the longest HP book but the shortest movie!
Racization 8 months ago
@Druzica18 Okay, so you're saying I should pre-medicate before seeing the movie? Depressant to keep my blood pressure within survivable bounds or a stimulant to keep my conscious mind from collapsing into a comatose state?
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