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  • I like watching the little mouse move at the bottom of the screen.

  • @tedirelan More engaging than this fucking trilogy...

  • @F1315NJ  HAhaHA. That was pretty good.

  • ERAGON, DO ERAGON RIFFTRAX

  • @halofable574

    I think they did that already.

  • Ah, it's mustache counseling session.

  • LOL my daughters not worth it. haha

  • Hold your pose!

  • lmao chandler attack

  • Ok, aside how much I love the best of Twilight through Rifftrax...I still have yet to see ANY of them. I would need free access to the film before watching...and of course, wouldn't go without Rifftrax...my point of this post however, is to say...I hate how they got the AWESOME girl from Silent Hill involved with this...well, alright, it's good for her, because she was great and should get work but...MAN....I just....*sniffles* I don't wanna get sucked into this series.

  • @anemicroyaltea69 Negros have vaginas, too, you know. :(

  • @joiles01 All of them?

  • The father in these movies/books look like a very interesting character. Why isn't the story about him?

  • @harry426 I was thinking about the same thing xD

  • @harry426 Yeah. Even in the books, hes like the only character, who acts like a real person.

  • @harry426 I wish it was. Maybe then we'd get to hear what a deeply troubled person Bella is and how her dad wishes he knew how to help her, not all this "OH YOU ARE SO WONDERFUL AND SELFLESS" schpiel from everyone else.

  • @harry426 Because this is Twilight and anything interesting is forbidden from happening BY LAW in the universe of these books/movies.

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  • To be fair, Kristen Stewart does bring as much of the character as she can to life. All the evil, manipulative, yet paradoxically needy and mopey properties of the book translated wonderfully!

  • @SithLordRagnos I dunno. Being fair, I think, would be to say that Kristen Stewart acted bland, dumb and blank-faced the whole time because she wanted to make as little an impression as Bella as possible, holding onto the slightest hope imaginable that a producer would never look at her resume when she tries to get a real job after the Twilight series is finally over.

  • I pose in solidarity with you!

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dad had a Chandler attack!

  • POSE DAMN YOU!!

  • BONESAW'S NOT READY!!!

  • Give all you Twilight fans enough time to read this....... Eeeeehcleeeeh...

  • Easy guys, easy, my daughter's not worth it.

  • I love these guys...they make this "movie" so much better...

  • Oh, they're going to have a blast with Breaking Dawn Part 1! That movie got Spoony hammered!

  • @dlausactor6373 I saw that video; it was so funny!

  • @13Zeroither Did you see how Doug Walker reacted to it? I've never seen him that upset!

  • @dragonkeeper19600 Yeah i just saw it. Wow, he was sure lively about it. I don't blame him though, its Twilight after all.

  • everyone looks washed out, like they were photoshopped

  • That ring looks like a cheesegrater.

  • LOL @ 2:24

  • when a sparkly vampire loves his lip gloss very much...

  • Doesn't the guy at 3:18 look like a young Michael Stipe?

  • EMO SCUBBA!! XD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "I'm Hotter Than You"

    wtf xD

  • "OMG Dad, I'm a Virgin", yeah, wait until "Breaking Dawn Part 1" and tell me that lol.

  • This is the only way I could sit through a Twilight movie and not want to slowly murder myself with a spoon.

  • @Shockeye00 I actually tried that.....then Rifftrax brought me out of my murderous rage upon myself.

  • Animated Hummel figurines! ha ha

  • This is freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please make more!! I absolutely love it!!

  • "They're a great deal stronger than us because their own human blood lingers in their tissues."

    "...Andddd, how does that make them stronger?"

  • Reading these books is one of my life's biggest regrets.

  • "Time for emo scuba---remember, everyone, try to drown." LOL

  • BOOONE SAW'S NOT READYYYYY! lol

  • "Did ANYONE bring a tent? Or even a sleeping bag?"

  • ooooo PAUSE for teen shreeking and bloody team jacob and team edward clawing

  • Why did these atrocious "Twilight" movies happen?

  • @sfighter991

    Because movie companies like money and pre teen girls who will pay to watch ant crappy movie

  • What happened to the picture?

  • So why did the Soul Reaver franchise tank again?

  • Mountain climbing...mountain climbing...

  • when a sparkly vampire loves his lip gloss very much .. oh im dyeing over here XD

  • Wow, Running Man reference.

  • HAHA "Ah his mustache consoling session."

  • We all know you have to do Breaking Dawn next. Speaking of which, did you do Rosemary's Baby already? Ninth Gate?

  • Even with Rifftrax, the only way to survive these movies is to eat massive amounts of ice cream and drink about seven very VERY strong Mudslides. Maybe that's why all the actors look either bloated or hammered. . .

  • @EmmaOnATangent AHHH I mean't to hit Like, not Dislike on your comment! Now it won't let me change it! It is a conspiracy!

  • @misaaliyah It's okay, just join me in this chant - "DOWN with glittery vampires!" ^_^

  • @EmmaOnATangent Would probably explain why Robert Pattinson looks like he's permanently trying to hold in the biggest shit imaginable...

  • @videogamenostalgia Really? I'm not sure he's ever taken one. . . do you think he knows what taking a dump feels like?

  • @EmmaOnATangent Not even Rifftrax can make these movies bearable.

  • "You know slip on a banana peel, fall finger first into a wedding ring. Happens all the time."

  • @pariismariie Don't joke thats how I was born.

  • @AkamuSlayer ... You dad fell penis first into your mum?

  • It took me ages to realise (to my shame mind you) that this movie stole the title reveal from heroes

  • @Cpt50Caliber Too bad they didn't steal the character development too. . .

  • @EmmaOnATangent

    or the likeability of said characters

  • "Dad had a Chandler attack! Could my daughter BE any more of a virgin?" LOL!!!!!!

  • @blairwitch63 A Chris Chan reference in Rifftrax?

  • @untunedguitar45 I don't know who Chris Chan is. It was a Friends reference. Chandler was a character on that show who would talk that way, like "could he BE anymore annoying?" and he would make faces like Charlie did in that scene when he was uncomfortable too.

  • I'd rather watch the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy WITHOUT Rifftrax than any second of Twilight when Bill, Kevin and Mike happen to be quiet for a moment.

  • @EmmaOnATangent well said!

  • "I always knew infants were assholes!"

  • A monumental movie; i couldn't even get through the entire thing with rifftrax. thats how bad it is

  • I pose in solidarity with you!

  • lmao chandler attack

  • this was me during the first night it showed.

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  • I lOLed at the music timed jokes.

  • Emo Scuba. The National Champions come from Forks.

  • Vanilla Sky

  • I expect to see one of Breaking Dawn as soooooooooonnnnnnn is it comes out!!!!

  • SERIOUSLY.....Isn't there some way we could get Blade to take all these clowns out?!?

    Or the Frog Brothers?!?

    Hell,at this point,I'd settle for Buffy!!!

  • I had no idea vampires had hollow, glass heads.

  • @SpamLizzo That actually explains why the characters are transparent....

  • my GF made me watch this when it first came out...its horrible with no Rifftrax...

  • @Desolation117 That's when you put the Rifftrax audio file on your iPod, sneak it into the movie theatre, then try and stifle your laughter as you play it along with the movie.

  • Time for emo scuba. Remember everyone: try to drown.

  • due to the super-human human blood.

  • "Ah his mustache council-ling session"

    "Hold your pose people"

    "what did they run out of good evil names"

    brilliant pure brilliance!

  • And done now i can successfully say i've watched eclipse...Not that i want too..

  • there's a possibility...

  • Hold your pose people.

  • You know, I thought I'd be able to watch Twilight with Rifftrax over the top of it, but...I can't. I just can't. I made it to 1:06 and then I had to stop it because vampires can't go out in the sunlight and they don't freaking sparkle! He's not a vampire: He's a fairy!

  • transformers

    

  • i love the part were charlie says my daughters not worth it :p

  • Twilight: diarrhea for the eyes and the ears that turns into a poisonous fungus feasting upon your precious braincells. That's all there is to say.

  • @MproductionsMovies You, my friend, win teh internets.

  • 7 people didn't hold their pose

  • I'm up here with a tent but I am all alone

  • BONESAW'S NOT READY!!!

  • I have a theory about Breaking Dawn: I think Meyer ripped off Alien...

  • The ONLY reasons I am actually kind of looking forward to Breaking Dawn Parts 1 and 2 (oh god, why two parts?!) is for the parodies. The Bum Review, Rifftrax doing something truly heroic by riffing it...there are good things that will come out of it! At least that's what I keep telling myself.

  • "OMG dad im a virgin!" holy shit, I think a tsunami just hit france. Bella actually acted!

  • did anyone bring a tent?

  • you must do order of the pheonix!

  • I totally lost it at Jacob's "I'm hotter than you" line and Bill's riffing about it. XD

    SRSLY , how did he managed to say that line with a straight face ? XD

  • Emo scuba diving!

  • @TheManFromEarthFilm I think you should do HP4 next

  • This movie blows.

  • Moun! Tain! Climb! Ing! Moun! Tain! Climb! Ing!

  • 0:54

    We now return to 'Heroes'

  • I remember the days when Vampires and Werewolves were badass and had every right to be feared. What happen?

  • @NewGuy2534 It suddenly became trendy for werewolves and vampires to be sensitive and non-threatening to preteen girls. Essentially, they were castrated.

  • @SenseOrSensibility -same thing most every guy does.(barring the "preteen" part) colloquially it can also be referred to as being "pussy whipped", "selling out" or "getting married" -most of my friends have opted for this now upon reaching the late twenties in a effort to appear "good on paper" to "the human race."

    -personally I'm sticking with the whole hated, reviled, despised monster status that all women shrink away from. I'm just used to it.

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  • hey man, do Spiderman 3!

  • 4:31 "Pause for audience shreeking"

    You know, I went to the 12:01 showing of Eclipse, and that is actually what happened in the theater.

  • Easy guys, easy. "My daughter's not worth it." This is great!

  • @dren4u Truer words were never spoken haha

  • 'best of' indiana jones kingdom of the crystal skull, plz

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  • DUE TO THE SUPERHUMAN HUMAN BLOOD!

  • "Again, girls, your boyfriend will never ever EVER! sit with you in a field of flowers while you read poetry from your Trapper Keeper. Ever."

    Amen.

  • Ah it's his Mustache counseling session.

    "Now remember, if you chose to grow one, you will both have to commit to the mushache..."

  • "Easy guys easy....my daughters not worth it...."

  • I cannot wait until Breaking Dawn so I could watch the rifftrax for it

  • thank you TheManFromEarthFilm for showing me the whole film :)

  • I'll be honest. I just dodn't care about twilight. Yeah, so it sold a lot and it's Fluff-quality media-

    I just saw a Vampire killed by being broken open with a punch. No. No.  No. No. You do not kill a vampire with a punch. When you kill a vampire you drive a steak or knife into its heart, the vampire lets out a soul shearing scream, while frothy blood pours from its wound and mouth before aging a hundred years in a moment and blowing away in the form of ashen dust. Fuck twilight.

  • @chenalos Could you be any more of a faggot? That's why you hate Twilight? Normal people hate Twilight because of the abysmal acting, scriptwriting, directing and sexist stereotypes but you go with the "That's not how real vampires die" complaint. You do realize they don't exist right? Also leave the incredibly cheesy details for your fanfics kid, and lay off the Syfy originals. By the way how does one drive a "steak" through the heart do you have to liquify it and then inject it with a syringe?

  • @irvingcsaltzburg

    HAHAHAHAHA.

    You mad?

  • @irvingcsaltzburg Hehhe whoa u pwned that dude. But for me This franchise hit a new low When the WHOLE Cullen family just let the Volkwhatevers kill the13 year old vampire girl. They just watched and Bella too she didn't even utter anything. And they're all suppose to be the Good guys yeah fuck this movie and the books Whoever wrote this were retarded.

  • @sokarsfleet Wait you're telling me you actually give a shit about any of these characters? The franchise hit the lowest low when it was first thought up in that sorry excuse for a writer's shallow fucking head. I couldn't care less if the entire cast of this butt fuck of a movie were tortured and slowly skinned alive in the next sequel. The concept for these characters is completely one-dimensional, there's absolutely nothing to relate to let alone care about. It's nothing but porno for girls.

  • @irvingcsaltzburg No i never liked em but this one They aleast tried But then They just stand there and watch the little vampire girl get killed and thats when i said fuck this movie and franchise. I don't know how people can keep watching this know These "Heroes" are fucking Hypocrites. Not even the staunchest twilight fan can defend them in that scene.

  • @irvingcsaltzburg u shouldnt blame the writer she was using her imaginstion. im not saying i really lie this sderies but you dont have to take it out on stephanie. it wasnt her fault they made the movie dont crush her dreams she is probably happy to see her works are know to the world. if u wrote somthing im pretty sure u would like to see it in film. som people likle to have fanisies let them live it. it not u and if u dont like the series dont watch it.

  • @TheDifferentseries Her imagination led her to write a horrible, flaming turd of a book that was only made into a movie to satisfy hordes of screaming fangirls. Dreams don't exempt people from criticism.

  • BONESAW'S NOT READY!

  • After all these rifftrax to me, bella would look so much better with cool vampire chick with the short hair.

  • they SELECT a CHINA PATTERN!!!!

  • LOVE the 'Friends' reference!

    "Could my daughter BE anymore of a virgin?"XDDD

  • I must say for all of the spoilers I have ever had in my life. The ending of this movie is the greatest...... In that it didn't even need the guys to make me laugh.

  • 0:00 <-- FREE REPLAY BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

  • @mrswolfgirl22 the replay button is already free...

  • Wait, did that vampire punch the other vampire's skull into pieces, and it was completely hollow? I guess that explains everything, then: in Twilight, they're all brainless.

  • When a sparkly vampire loves his lip gloss very much.

  • "Pause for audience shrieking followed by bloody team jacob versus team edward eye clawing."

  • @Theoppositesex LOL, like the Great Joel vs Mike Flame War of 1993?

  • Wow, they REALLY liked that Bonesaw scene from Spiderman...

  • This was great!!! I hate twilight!!

  • Y'know, I never watched or read the Twilight stories, but somethimes just wonder if this girl just naturally attracts monsters. I can just imagine Frankenstein's monster in a bar trying to hit on her:

    "So . . .you . . live . . . around . . . here?"

  • Did anyone else read that as "Directed by David Spade"?

  • @Nymphonomicon No no no, it was David Slade, he also gonna be directing the upcoming reboot of Marvel's

    "Daredevil".

  • @sfighter991 I know, but the first time I saw it looked like Spade to me so I had to come back and double-check.

  • Please upload more!

  • I've always been caught at an impasse with these riffs. On one hand, the jokes are friggin' hilarious. On the other, the movie is so horrible. I litereally tried to watch this version of Twilight five times and failed each time. While friggin' funny, I just couldn't take it.

  • lmao reanimated Hummel figurines

  • 3:58-4:20 lmao "mountain climbing, mountain climbing", "i am up here with a tent but i am all alone".

  • @hotpink910 "I pose in solidarity with you."

  • @moonblossom15 "we haven't figured out the next scene yet so please enjoy this unrelated landscape" lol

  • Wasn't there a riff on one of the Twilight movies that goes "fall down and worship before the majesty of our sweet hoodies." Either it was the New Moon Rifftrax or the Eclipse one

  • What the hell is up with Edward's eyebrows. They're like an inch wide. Did they cut out two strips of felt and glue them to his forehead?

  • You know what? I'd rather endure a book/movie detailing their picking of the china pattern than read "Breaking Dawn" again. And now I hear they're making it into TWO movies (because Harry Potter did it, despite the fact that the HP series actually written well). Trust me, Breaking Dawn does not require two movies. It requires a two-week recovery period, though.

  • @Druzica18 I don't see how they could possibly make breaking dawn into two parts, barely anything happened in the book compared to Harry Potter 7, People will be falling asleep

  • @Druzica18 I still can't believe they are making two movies. The only way they could do that is if one of them was essentially a porno. I mean, the reason Harry Potter could pull it off is because almost EVERYTHING that happens in Deathly Hallows is crucial to the plot; I shudder at the thought of them trying to fit it all into one movie. Seriously, Stephanie Meyer, quantity =/= quality. Hell, Order of the Phoenix is the longest HP book but the shortest movie!

  • @Druzica18 Okay, so you're saying I should pre-medicate before seeing the movie? Depressant to keep my blood pressure within survivable bounds or a stimulant to keep my conscious mind from collapsing into a comatose state?